Attention, everyone. The Soviet Union has declared war against Krabbyland and all of WNOWOVNV. As I've been tasked to help with strategies and arrange funds to use during this war, I've also decided to compile a series of notices to address and curtail certain... behavior in this army. Please don't make me come after you. Thank you.
-Xolette.
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Snow Miser - For the last time, don't apologize for having to fight us at the border. You were under someone else's control.
Zero - I understand that you've been fighting for quite some time now, but please don't keep attacking enemy soldiers with lances with your saber. No, I don't care if it can cut through them like butter. Going up against opponents with lances puts you at a disadvantage.