"Eureka!"
That is what Wile E Coyote said when he finally had fully realized his newest creation: The Teleporter. It was a remote-shaped device that allowed one to put in some coordinates, aim it at a target, and then…
Poof
They are suddenly transported away to the predestined location. "This is how I'm going to finally get that pesky rabbit! He has caused this genius too much trouble already! This is foolproof! I'm gonna finally have my stew", said the eager canine. And with that, he headed out of his lair and walked to the rabbit hole with an arrogant stride. Suddenly…
"Ehh, what's up, doc?"
Wile E., with a smile and closed eyes, turned his head and said, "My key to rabbit stew!". That was when Bugs Bunny said, "Oh really? A TV remote is the key to rabbit stew?", and he snatched the Teleporter out of the coyote's hand. "Hey! Give that back! It's very important!"
When Wile E. said this and opened his eyes again, he saw Bugs playing with the coordinates. "Good grief, what kind of channels are these? Makes no sense…", said the confused rabbit. Wile E snatched the remote away in a heartbeat. "How dare you tinker with this marvelous device with no former knowledge!" In a huff, he hurriedly put the coordinates back to where they were before. "Now, you're gonna be toast!"
Bugs put his hands up out of fear, waving them at Coyote and closing his eyes. "No, wait!"
But Wile E. aimed the device at Bugs and pressed the big blue central button. "Sayonara!", he said excitedly. The Teleporter began to make a whirring noise, followed by what could only be compared to the sound of a dying car engine, and smoke started emitting from it. Bugs opened his eyes again. "Huh? What happened?"
Wile E. started to growl, ready to pounce on Bugs, when the Teleporter created a beam that hit the nervous rabbit and caused him to disappear. "Hey, it worked after all! Now he should be in my lair, right above an open flame.", said Wile E. as his mouth began to water. He began to walk back.
Meanwhile, in another dimension…
A spaceship just crash-landed on Earth, a fairly small silver spherical pod. The hatch on it opens, and out pops a tall long-haired man in alien armor. He stretches and takes a couple steps before a truck arrives at the scene, grabbing his attention. Immediately after it stops, the driver-side door opens and a man hops out, holding a shotgun. "H-hey, you there! What do you think yer doin' here? Better not take even one step my way", yells the frightened farmer. The alien just smiles before beginning to gently float toward the armed man. This causes the man to freak out and aim his gun, firing at the , it appeared that this alien was able to catch the bullet with his hand. The farmer then falls on his rear, his gun casually slipping out of his grip. "Wh-wha…?"
The alien inspects the bullet. "Interesting… seems similar to our energy guns, but this is clearly organic material. How cute." He then flicks the bullet back at the man, hitting him in the head and instantly killing him. He then takes off, pressing a button on the scouter on his face. "I wonder if Kakarot was killed by someone here."
His scouter begins flashing some characters from an alien language. "Power level of 322… let's see what we have here!", he says as he speeds up.
"Alright, what gives now?"
Bugs is laying on the ground in the middle of nowhere, having fallen out of the sky when he got teleported. He stands up, shaking off a bunch of sand. He seemed to be in the desert, surrounded by mesas. He then notices something is flying toward him very fast, landing about 50 feet from him. He then notices it is a green-skinned man dressed in some Arabic-looking garb. "I saw something fall out of the sky. Was it you?", he asks. Bugs pulls a carrot out of nowhere, nonchalantly chewing on it. "Yep. Sure was."
The man then points a finger at Bugs. "Well you picked a bad place to land. You got 10 seconds to hightail it out of here before I blast you to pieces," he viciously declares. Bugs ignores him, continuing to chew on the carrot, which irks the man. "Why are you dressed like that?", the rabbit asks in between chews. The man scoffs. "You really have no idea who I am, do you? How upsetting. I plan to rule this planet someday, so you should remember the name Piccolo, got it? Now scram, you're interrupting my training!"
Then Piccolo goes wide-eyed, gasping out of shock. Bugs tilts his head to the side. "You alright? Got some cramps or something?", he playfully jests. Piccolo turns around and looks to the sky, now beginning to sweat. "What is this power?"
Something comes into their view, bolting toward them from the sky. In a matter of seconds, it touches ground, creating a shock wave that makes Piccolo put up a guard to deflect.
"Well, I can clearly see neither of you are Kakarot."