[The reason why im doing this is simple I had nothing else to do. This is my first time doing this. For the first chapter I wrote a parody of Roger Rabbits "~Somethin's Cookin~!"]
Lincoln and Lily were in the living room of the house to say their byes to their parents and sisters all of which were going to visit their great aunt Ruth, except for Lincoln who had the idea of watching over Lily instead of his father in order to avoid the trip and Lily because she liked to pull the tails of her great aunts cats so she wasn't allowed.
Rita before leaving the house along side her husband and other daughters turned to her only son with a serious expression.
"Remember Lincoln, if you don't take good care of Lily, your grounded for a whole month. understand?" asked Rita
Gulping, Lincoln nodded in quick pace in understandment "Don't worry mom, it's me, I mean have I ever let you down before?" he asked with a worried smile.
Thinking about it ,Rita began to ponder out loud "Well there was that time I had left you to do the grocery's but you instead got our family banned from that one grocery store"
Lincoln's smile faded a little.
"Or that time I had wanted you to be more healthy and signed you up for football but you instead switched places with Lynn for throughout the whole season until the big game"
Lincoln was getting bummed out.
"Or what about that time-" "Mom, please stop your hurting my pride" interuppted Lincoln in a depressed tone
Regaining his composure Lincoln returned to being jovial "Don't worry about a thing, I've learned all my lessons!" Lincoln walked his mother to the door "I'm a reformed boy, a better brother and a happy son!" Finished the Loud boy with a smile.
Smiling after making her point and getting a few words of understandment and convincing Rita made her leave to the family van. Seeing this Lincoln put Lily down on the ground and followed his mother outside to wave his family off.
Lily, being free from her older brothers hold wandered from the living room into the kitchen. Feeling hungry Lily looked around for something to eat.
"Cookie" giggled Lily seeing the cookie jar resting on top the fridge.
Lincoln reentered the house after waving his other family members off.
"Alright Lily what do you want too..." Lincoln stopped talking after realising Lily wasn't in the living room where he had just left her.
"Lily?" asked Lincoln in a confused tone.
Crash!*
Hearing a crash come from the kitchen Lincoln ran to see Lily climbing on the counter, using opened cabinets as if they were stair steps only for them to fall and spell it's insides on the floor.
Lincoln jumped four feet in the air, his eyes popping out of his head, screamed and and made shocked expressions when Lily crawled over the stove, her little feet stepping on the dials igniting fire not a second to soon behind her.
Lincoln dashes into the kitchen and towards the crawling Lily "Don't burn yourself Lily!" only for his foot to step on a rolling pin that she had knocked over.
"Woah,woah,woah!" exclaimed Lincoln who began to go around in circles in the kitchen trying to gain balance on the rolling pin.
Making another spin around the kitchen and nearing the counter Lincoln got Lola's teakettle stuck on his head which was pushed off unintentionally by Lily.
"Hey what happened? I can't see anything!" yelled Lincoln now blinded and still going around the kitchen in circles on the rolling pin.
Lily still crawling on the counter, her right foot lands on the ovens door giving it enough force to accidentally open it, in time for Lincoln to roll inside the oven closing the door on his way in. To make matters worse Lily steps on the ovens dial and turns it on and up to its highest and hottest level.
Smoke started to come from the oven.
Lily started crawling on the floating dishes above the full sinks, used the handle as leverage to gain enough balance to cross the other side only for it to overflow and drop the soap that was in the sink.
Not too soon the ovens door opens and Lincoln exits the oven with the teakettle still on, screaming holding both of his hands on his rear end which was on fire and leaving a smoke trail behind as he began to run around the kitchen.
He steps on the bar of soap that had dropped from the sink and falls. The soap flys and hits the lock of an ironing board by the wall then it goes back. Lincoln begins to be getting back up only for him to step on the soap again to which made him slide on the ground backwards with his arms in front. His fingers from both hands were soon to be greeted from inside two electrical outlets from the wall to which electrocuted him with enough electricity his skeleton was visibile for a few seconds.
The aftershock made him repeatedly hit his head against the wall to which grew cracks from each time it hit until
it reached a high shelf with several pots and pans on it. The crack causes the shelf to lose a nail and to tilt right which made everything on it to tilt to the right.
Lincoln laid on the ground with his fingers finally out of the electrical outlets only for at least a dozen pots and pans to hit on his head repeatedly. He wasn't that badly injured due to the teakettle still stuck on his head.
Lincoln groans in pain on the floor until his father's personally made super hot chili sauce which was also kept on the shelf, fell face up into the teakettles sprout and forcefully making Lincoln drink it. His body started to glow bright red and his feet started to shake.
"Hoooooooot!!!" screamed Lincoln his body shooting away from the teakettle which wasn't any longer on his head and into the walls ironing board which conveniently opened just in time for Lincoln to land back first onto it only for the board to close itself and trap Lincoln with it. "Well, better this then a visit to my great aunt Ruth's" was heard from behind the board.
Lily almost near her target knocked over a jar of pickles without acknowledge. The pickle jar falls onto the end of a loose board with all the kitchen knives and forks on it, making it flip up and sending all the sharp kitchenware flying.
The wall ironing board opens and reveals Lincoln standing on it panting for breath "Lily?, where are-" He saw the sharp knives and forks fly towards him. "You?!?!" screamed out Lincoln with his eyes popping out of his head again.
Each one missed him by near inches, with the closest ones being over his head and his family jewels.
Gulping Lincoln looks up only to get the kitchens plunger (which was again caused by Lily) to the face "Gross!" he voiced while using his hands to try and pull it off " Well at leasts it's not the bathrooms"
Managing to pull the plunger off He loses his balance on the board falling to the ground only to have his lips connected to a vacuums. The vacuum started to pump Lincoln full of air his body started to inflate as if it was a balloon.
[Meanwhile...]
"Cookies!" Lily was enjoying herself to the cookie jar, resting on top the fridge.
[Back to Lincoln]
Unable to take much more air his body removes his lips from the vacuums and starts to fly around the kitchen like a balloon releasing air while knocking over plates and other things along the way.
Finished releasing all the extra air from his body Lincoln skids on the floor until he stopped from underneath the fridge with his legs sticking out.
Lily trys to reach for the last cookie she hasn't eaten yet inside the jar only to began to lose balance as Lincoln wiggled from underneath the fridge making it shake.
Lincoln harder to try and get out from under the fridge, struggling he began to wiggle harder making the fridge shake and move more violently.
Losing her balance Lily falls off the fridge (with the last cookie she had managed to grab in time) and landed on her brothers stomach without injury.
Using his arms to push the fridge off him Lincoln lifts his head to be greeted by the sight of Lily on his stomach. without thinking he grabs her "Gotcha!" he yelled in excitement and relief "Now to put you in your playpen and clean this place-" realising something Lincoln looked up to realise his arms weren't holding the fridge up anymore, his eyes widened in fear as the fridge fell on his upper body hard.
[Later]
The rest of the Loud family returns home. "Lincoln honey, your great aunt Ruth had the flu so we couldn't visit her today did you take good care of Lily while we were gone" asked the mother of eleven. Not hearing a response, Rita wen't up to her son's room and opened the door to reveal his untouched bedroom.
Suddenly Lynn.sr screamed. Rita along with her other daughters ran to the kitchen to see what their husband/father screamed about.They all soon arrived at the kitchen.
The kitchen was a mess, plates were destroyed, plenty of kitchenware were on the floor with the exception of the knives which were on the wall near the ironing board. But the sight that shocked everyone was the sight of a peacfullyy sleeping Lily (Who had the itis from the amount of cookies she ate) on her brothers stomach which was sticking out along with his legs under the fridge.
"Lincoln!" screamed the boys family.
Going up to the fridge and opening it Rita along side her family was greeted with the sight of a dizzy Lincoln with some food covering him from inside the fridge (because his upper body somehow made a huge hole from where he was sitting)
"That's all folk's!" exclaimed Lincoln dumbly with his arms spread out before fainting leaving his family confused and shocked.