Code Name: Juan
Takes place before the end of V6
Oscar: Okay guys! We did it! We killed Cinder, Emerald, Mercury, Watts, Tyrian and Adam
Everyone except Ruby: *cheers loudly*
Ruby: Wait I feel as though our roles should be reversed-
Oscar: But... *squeezes fist* Cinder Puppet escaped
Everyone except Ruby: *groans*
Ruby: Cinder who?-
Oscar: But! We have assembled the strongest team!
Ruby: I know, Team RWBY is bac-
Oscar: THE LEAGUE OF MEMES!
Ruby: The League of what?
Oscar: Doing Role call!
Nora the Explorer!
Yang the Vibrator!
Blake the Black!
Blake: Blake the what?-
Ren 10!
Qrow the always drunk
Qrow: I think I have alcohol poisoning-
Oscar: *points at Weiss* POLNAREFF IN DISGUISE!
Weiss: Polnareff is French, I'm German
Oscar: And last! *puts on Barney costume* BARNEY!
Ruby: Oscar... Where did you get that?
Oscar: *looks at Jaune* All we're missing is him Jaune
Jaune: Who sun? He left with Neptune
Oscar: Don't play dumb, you know who I'm talking about?
Jaune starts to sweat
Jaune: W-who are you talking about???
Ren: Jaune, I can transform into a liar you know *pulls out Watch*
Nora: Yeah! And I can explore a liar!
Jaune: I-I really don't know who yo-
Oscar: We need Juan
Everyone in the room froze
Jaune: D-did you say Juan?
Oscar: Yes... I did. We need him if were to defeat Salem.
Ruby whispering to Black: Who's Juan
Blake: Get your head out of the clouds! Juan is A) Weiss's boyfriend and B) the one their when Pyrrha died
Ruby outloud: Waitwaitwait, I! Was there when Pyrrha died
Jaune: No Ruby... it was Juan
Ruby: But,Cinder! Shot Pyrrha! That's how she died!
Yang: Ruby, Pyrrha died of Food poisoning...
Ruby: FROM WHAT??!
Jaune:... Juan... It was Taco Tuesday. He was in charge of dinner that day. He didn't realize that one cow was chocked full of diseases, the other was healthy. Half of the students got the bad cow, half got the good. We got the good. Pyrrha and Professor Ozpin got the bad. Both died that day. And Beacon fell... from being quarantined.
Ruby: Wow... so thats how Oscar is here.
Oscar: Ruby I've been here the same amount of time as you-
Ruby: Oscar, I met you a month ago.
Oscar: No I was at beacon. Ozpin was my personal mentor. He's apart of me now. But not as just a regular spirit.
Ruby: This! Doesn't! Make! Sense!!
Qrow drunk: Look Ruby! You! *burp* Won't have to wirry muych longer~
Ruby: Uncle Qrow, you're drunk...
Qrow: Uncle? I'm your father?
Ruby: WHAT!
Oscar: This is going no where. Jaune, will you bring out Juan?
Jaune: Guys I cant... especially not after what he did..
Oscar: Jaune, Salem is coming. As leader-
Ruby: IM THE LEADER!-
Oscar: *glares at Ruby* I need you to bring him out. We have almost all the memes we know.
Jaune: I don't even know the others abilities.
Nora: WITH MY DORA POWERS, I CAN FIND MY WAY TO ANY LOCATION AND GET PEOPLE TO STOP STEALING FROM ME!
Ren: I can transform into anything
Ruby: *smiles* Even a way to beat Salem!
Ren: Um, no
Yang: I can Vibrate anything and make anyone extremely uncomfortable! Except Blake~
Blake: *blushes* I... can... what can I do?
Oscar: That's our trump card
Qrow: My drunkness gives me suuuper strength
Weiss: I guess I can create a stand and stab things while screaming?
Oscar: My ability is also secret
Ruby: What about me? What am I?
Oscar: Oh yeah! *throws mini belts at her*
Ruby: What am I supposed to do with these?
Oscar: You are thick thigh girl. You put those around your legs
Ruby: Doesn't that seem inappropriate? I'm only 16
Oscar: Well it's all we got!
Ruby: " Since when did Oscar become such a jerk?"
Jaune stands up
Jaune: I need to think guys. I'm going for a walk.
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With Salem
Salem was sitting crossed legged in her throne
Salem: I can't believe all my servants are dead! All because of those memes!
Salem then raised her left hand to reveal Cinder puppet
Cinder Puppet: Do not worry Master, You are smart enough to come up with a greater, more nefarious plan than I ever could!
Cinder in hell
Cinder: BULLSHIT!
Back to Salem
Salem: You're so kind Cinder Puppet
Cinder Puppet: If I may, why don't we corner them with all the grimm
Salem smirks
Salem: I like your thinking~
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With Jaune
Jaune is walking through the streets of Argus with his head down
Jaune: I just can't risk bringing out Juan
Mexican Voice: Yes you can Señor
Jaune turned his body to look around him
Jaune: Who was that?! *pulls out sword*
Sombrero: Me señor
Jaune looked questioningly at the Sombrero
Jaune: Juan?
Sombrero: Si Señor, it is I Juan!
Jaune: *glares at Sombrero* JUAN!
Juan: Oh no, Señor Jaune still angry at Juan
Jaune: Of course I am! Pyrrha and so many others are dead because of you!
Juan: Señor you never let Juan explain!
Jaune: Explain what!
Juan: Señor it was that Puta Cinder! She cut the meat of the bad cow!
Jaunes eye swollen
Jaune: C-cinder
Juan: No... not Cinder Señor. Cinder Puppet!
Jaune: *punches tree* Of course! How could I have been so blind!
Juan: Señor, we must stop her! With my power, it can be done!
With RWBY, NR, Qrow and Oscar
Ruby enters the room in clear pain
Ruby: Oscar, these belts are cutting off blood circulation in my thighs!
Oscar: The price of victory
Ruby: But why can't Blake be thick thigh girl! She has better thighs than me!
Yang: Ruby, Blacks ability is our trump card
Blake: And I still have no idea what it is!
Ruby: What about Juan! He seems sooo important and strong!
Weiss blushing madly: He is~
Oscar: Calm yourself Polnareff
Suddenly Cinder Puppet kicks down the door
Everyone except Ruby: CINDER PUPPET!
Ruby: Wait, she's an actual Puppet?
Cinder Puppet: It is I! And we have come to kill you!
Oscar: Memes! Assemble!
Everyone came to formation
Yang: HA! *jumps on Salem and attempts to Vibrate*
Salem pulling Yang off her
Salem: I do it on my own! *smirks*
Yang is magically pulled off
Nora: I got this! Cinder no killing! Cinder no Killing! CINDER NO KILLING
Cinder Puppet pulls out Uno reverse card
Nora: NOOOOO! *gets blown away*
Ren: It's Hero Time! *transforms into hammer* Prepare to lose your kneecaps!
Salem: No u
Ren: Nononono! *breaks his own* OWWWW!
Qrow: Time to show yooou how it's reaaaally done~ *passes out*
Ruby shakes her head disappointedly
Ruby: I give up! *takes off belts*
Weiss: Since Juans not here! WHITE LANCELOT
Stand manifest from Weiss as her face becomes more toned
Salem: ZA NEVERMOREDO! *creates her own stand that destroys Weiss's*
Oscar: Blake! Trump card!
Blake: B-but I don't know what it is-
Oscar: Say the N Word!
Blake: W-what!
Oscar: YOU'RE BLACK, YOU CAN DO IT!
Blake: No I can't! I'm not actually Black OSCAR!
Oscar: BLAKE DO IT OR WELL DIE!
Blake realizing it was the last resort, she was gonna go through with it
Blake: *inhales*
Cinder Puppet: THATS RACIST!
Blake: *freezes up* I've been defeated!
Oscar: Thats it! It's my turn!
Salem: Ho? What do you plan to do?
Oscar glows
Oscar: OZ PLATINUM! REMNANTDO!
Salem: So you assume you can defeat me? Kono Salem Da?
Oscar: I can't defeat you without getting close enough to you
Salem: Ho ho! Then come as close as you'd like~
With Jaune
Jaune: I must save my friends!
Juan: Si Señor! To Juanita Taco Dita!
Jaune: Still no idea what that means
With Cinder Puppet and Everyone
Cinder Puppet: MWAHAHAHA! WE HAVE DONE IT!
Everyone was tied up
Cinder Puppet: No one will save you now!
Ruby: This is your fault Oscar!
Oscar: Me! Maybe we would've won if you keep the straps on ( Pause)
Ruby: I WOULD'VE DIED!
Oscar: MEMES NEVER DIE
Everyone: Do you know the way?
Oscar:... Some memes die.
Weiss: If only Juan were here! He'd save us
Blake: You boyfriend isn't coming Polnareff
Cinder Puppet: Any last words
Juan: No Señorita
Ruby: Wait what-
Qrow: Is it a bird?
Nora: Is it a plane
Oscar: No... ITS ... ITS...
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ITS JUAN!
Cinder Puppet: JUAN!
Juan appeared out of the shadows. He wore a sombrero and a moustache
Ruby: Wait, thats Juan? It's Jaune as a mexican!
Cinder Puppet: Juan! My arch nemesis! Let me take care of him master
Salem: As you wish
Cinder Puppet: Uses telepathy to send Knife at Juan
Juan: *uses guitar to block*
Cinder Puppet: NANI!
Juan ran around her in circles
Juan: AI AI AI!
Weiss: He's so dreeeamy!
Yang: Awwww Polnareffs got a crush
Cinder Puppet: GAH! *uses rocket launcher at Juan*
Juan: *forms Tortilla shield*
Juan then opened a package of Taco Shells
Juan: For señorita Pyrrha. TACO TUESDAY!
Juan throws Taco's at Cinder Puppet effectively killing her
Jaune: We did it Juan!
Juan: Si, Señor
Oscar: JUAN BEHIND YOU!
Juan turned around to see Salem charge at him. Salem burned Juans Sombrero and ripped his Moustache
Yang: *vibrates everyone free*
Everyone: JUAN!
Everyone ran over to Juan and surrounded him.
Jaune rose to his knees and held his Moustache
Jaune: Juan! Stay with us!
Juan: No comprehendé Señor. Juan is... done for
Weiss: DONT SAY THAT JUAN!
Juan: *coughs* Polnareff, never forget me...
Weiss: *cries*
Jaune: Juan. I never apologized for Pyrrhaz I shouldn't have blamed you...
Juan: It is fine Señor. After all Juanita Taco Dita
Jaune: *cries* I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
The Moustache then disintegrated into ash. Juan Arc. Was gone
Salem: Any last words.
Oscar: Well. You only live once
Oscar then dipped Ruby and kissed her
Nora jumped on Ren and did the same
Qrow: One last time! *takes a chug from flask*
Yang: *moves eyebrows up at Blake*
Blake: *blushes*
Salem: ENOUGH OF THIS! TIME TO DIE!
Old mans voice: Stop!
Salem: Huh!
Salem turned around to find the ultimate Duo
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Shopkeep-Kun and Zwei
Ruby: ZWEI?!
Shopkeep-Kun: Salem, you don't recognize us?
Salem Smirks
Salem: Why would I remember to WEAKLINGS! *fires magic attack at them*
Shopkeep-Kun and Zwei were unaffected
Salem: NANI!
Shopkeep-Kun: Brother, it is time we reveal our true forms
Zwei: Indeed brother
Shopkeep-Kun glowed a golden Yellow as he revealed his true form
Zwei glowed a Violent Purple as he also revealed his true form
Shopkeep-Kun and Zwei
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Were the two gods of remnant
They put there hands in-front of Salem, destroying her until nothing was left.
[BC] And so Remnant was saved by The gods, Shopkeep and Zwei.
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Jaune: AND THAAATS WHAT happened in my dream
Everyone was sitting at a table eating
Oscar: Um-
The end