A/N: This comes from perhaps watching too much YuGiOh Abridged and even Frozen HISHE Dubs. Just imagine the original scenes in this fanfic but this time, just being dubbed by random people. Anyways, other than that, remember let the Frozen drinking game begin. Everytime you hear Elsa sing, press f to pay respects for the poor sleeping Arendellians. XD.

Scene 1: A bedtime story

Once upon a freaking time ago, there was a kingdom that appeared totally normal in the night, not like two sisters will still be playing in the night without adult supervision. Seriously, you would have thought that someone would be watching them. But no! Anyways, I'm getting paid to narrate this story so let's drop in on them shall we?

Title drops Frozen ll. Oh great, it's another Frozen sequel, I thought we were done with those two. And with a recurring joke as well: This movie is in 3D!

"Hey girls! Stop roleplaying so much and get ready to fall asleep!" King Agnarr called to his daughters Elsa and Anna, who were currently playing Enchanted Forest for some reason around close to 9 pm or I don't know what time it is. Anyways, the two young sisters continued playing, ignoring their father and mother as the parents entered the room, smiling at the sisters playing make believe.

"Quick Elsa! Use your powers for something other than freezing people and make me a prince! Otherwise, this isn't a proper Disney film!" Anna asked her sister while playing with a snow golem and a princess. Elsa nodded and used her powers to make a prince for her younger sister. "And it better be a hot one or else!"

As Anna played with the princess and the prince, she continued to voice for the toys with Elsa giggling. "Oh boy! The prince has been struck by the evil magic. Like every kids movie ever, only love will defeat every form of danger." She then proceeded to have the ice prince and princess make out in front of Elsa, making the older sister cringe in slight disgust.

"Yuck! Ew! Anna making a guy and girl kiss in front of me might implore in the future I might be lesbian." Elsa stated, getting up as Anna giggled at her reaction. "Shipping won't save the forest. It will only ruin the children's imagination."

As King Agnarr and Iduna entered the room, he chuckled at seeing the fun his daughters were having as they played, before deciding to interrupt them. "What make up fanfiction have you guys been reading now?"

Anna looked up at her father happily before going back to the toys. "Enchanted Forest! And it's totally an original story by me and Elsa unlike the other time."

This made Agnarr think for a while as he pondered carefully about how to react. "Perhaps my version might be better than yours. After all, I've seen an Enchanted Forest myself?"

Elsa looked up, shocked. "What? That's insane! You lokey saw one?"

Even Anna was shocked as well. "The fuck?"

Agnarr nodded, facing the girls with a smile. "Yep!"

Anna stood up, her hands on her hips as she looked at her father while Iduna smiled in the back. "And you decided after one movie to tell us this?"

Agnarr shrugged, gesturing to the sisters bed with a candle in his hand. "Well, perhaps if you stop roleplaying, I could tell the story…"

With that, the sisters rushed to the bed excitedly, eager to hear the story of the Enchanted Forest. Iduna came up to Agnarr with a concerned look as she voiced her opinion. "Perhaps it's not the time yet for spoilers."

Agnarr shot a smile to his wife. "Eh. We made them wait long enough and besides, it's not like anyone's gonna get hurt later on."

Anna whispered into Elsa's ear as the older sister giggled in front of their father. "I'm totally planning on being struck by you on my head by your powers tonight."

Agnarr raised an eyebrow and reached to tap them to get their attention. "If they can at least stop making plans that will force us to wear our outfits to go to sleep for tonight."

As the sisters calmed down, Agnarr began to tell the story of the Enchanted Forest. "Long before Frozen 1, far away in the North as far we can go, stood a very ancient Enchanted Forest that the writers of this movie made up now. Of course, goblins and whatever made up things like unicorns or fairies didn't exist in this forest, for it had realistic things, like the spirits of Earth, Fire, Wind, and Water."

"How is that any different…"

"Shut up Anna! Now, as I said, the forest was home to the group of mysterious Northuldran people."

Elsa was surprised. "They were magical like me?"

"No Elsa, they didn't have ice powers like you cause not everyone can be born with powers for some strange reason not explained. But they took advantage of the magical forces of the Forest for everyday things like karaoke, I mean umm, well normal Northuldran stuff. Their ways were so different from our lifestyle, but they still decided to be our friends. To be a nice king without totally not having an evil mindset, your grandfather King Runeard decided to give them such a huge dam to strengthen their waters. It was a gift of peace."

"Must be pretty big to be a gift of peace."

"And it was, for I was honored to go on such a trip to celebrate the construction of the dam, even though I wanted to stay home and do normal teen boy stuff." We then switch to the scene to a young Agnarr with his father as the Arendellians and the Northuldrans celebrate the day the dam was constructed.

"Now Agnarr, stand tall and look like a Disney villain, I mean, a Disney prince!" King Runeard told young Agnarr, the prince straightening himself to look more appropriate.

"Little did I know," Older Agnarr continued the story in the background for his daughters, "I was not all prepared for what the day would bring, since I totally was just a teen boy bored out of my mind."

We go to the scene where the Arendellians and Northuldran are celebrating with young Agnarr is shown while his older self narrates the story. "We totally let our guard down, which was pretty weird since no one even had their guard up in the 1st place. It felt very magical, although I was still totally bored. But then," It switches to Agnarr seeing Iduna flying with Gale and spying on her before the scene switches to the battle of Arendellians vs Northuldran. "Something went terribly wrong. The Northuldrans totally decided to backstab us after we gave them gifts for free."

The scene is that of Mattias putting Agnarr behind him for protection. "Get behind me your highness! My good looks will save us from the enemy!"

Agnarr continued his narration. "It was a long brutal battle, but your grandfather was lost that day, even though I never really went to see if he survived the fall. I just assumed he died that day. But the fighting angered the spirits, and they totally decided to kick us out with their magic!"

The scene is now of the spirits attacking both sides before finally switching to Agnarr being flung against a rock, being knocked unconscious before hearing the Atohallan call. "But man, there was this girly voice call and someone saved my good looks luckily. However, the spirits vanished and a powerful mist not related to Stephen King's the Mist covered the forest, locking everyone out."

It's now back to Older Agnarr finishing the story for Elsa and Anna. "And that night, I was laid."

"What?"

"I mean, I came home king of Arendelle."

Anna and Elsa looked at their father with fascination with Iduna being behind them before Anna voiced her opinion. "Wow Papa, that was like the worst bedtime story ever! I mean, even the Disney fanfictions I read were better than this! Although whoever saved you, I love them, no homo."

Elsa decided to ask her questions. "What happened to the spirits? What's in the forest now despite evil invisible monsters?"

Agnarr gave his honest opinion. "How am I supposed to know? It's been years since I even last cared about the forest, and the mist is still there. What? You want to be eaten by the monsters? But anyways, the mist still stands and no one can get in and out, not even Samantha."

"Who's Samantha?"

"How am I supposed to know who she is?"

As the parents then proceeded to prepare the girls to go to sleep sleep, Anna still had her questions for her father. "Oh come on! I still have my theories on the fangirl who saved Father! I need to verify them now before someone steals them! "

Iduna came to the bed, listening to her younger daughter complain before giving her own answer. "Only Tom Holland knows."

"Who?"

"Sorry, I meant Atohallan, because you know, he gives spoilers. Unfortunately, he's not in this movie. But my mother would sing this lullaby when I was young about this river cult called Atohallan, that was said to have the answers from the fanbase about the past. About what we are part of."

"Will you sing the song for us? So we can stay up tonight afterwards?" Elsa asked her mother.

Iduna nodded with a smile. "Okay, but remember to keep it in mind so you don't end up freezing in the future Elsa."

And as Iduna proceeded to sing All is Found for her two daughters to try to get them sleep, little did the mother knew that a few hours later, Anna would proceed to bother Elsa to build a snowman that would end up with Elsa headshotting her sister with her powers and proceed to spend 13 years isolated from each other just cause of a simple trickshot. But there's already a movie for that, which is already narrated over. So please remember the moral of the story: Don't sing a Disney song before sleep or you might get hit in the head by ice powers.

Now where were we?

A/N: First scene concluded. And now to wait 19 years later for the present situation. I hope you enjoyed this abridged dubbed episode version sponsored by HISHE Dubs and LittleKuriboh (nah I wish XD). Anyways, expect a new episode every week and if you don't get one, drinks are on me. And let the new joke begin for this fanfic, Shut up Anna (get it? Eh? Like Shut up Mokuba? =). Until next time! Leave a review and your thoughts on what you think. Please do :(