All we really want this year by WyldClaw

Plot: this is a spoof of the funny family guy song "all we want this year". Bold lines are not in original song. XxX keeps the verses apart . BK refers to yours truly . names have been changed to …. Uh protect the innocent.

Marvin, Mia1986, Nikita, ian, Chrissy , Kara, Curly, Bethany, Ross, Roma: THE INNOCENT ? THE INNOCENT ?more like to save your rear! Start the spoof or we'll pound you flat!

Is there a third choice?

Marvin, Mia1986, Nikita, ian, Chrissy , Kara, Curly, Bethany, Ross, Roma:: hmm… NO!

fine.. sheesh no respect these days for a genius ( Marvin, Mia1986, Nikita, ian, Chrissy , Kara, Curly, Bethany, Ross snort with laughter) Enjoy the spoof.

XxX XxX

marvin: Emma Watson and Megan fox

Jumping out of a box

Is all I really want this year.

XXX

WC: good grief…

Mia1986 : being in texas with ross until from December till the start of spring

WC : year with a sparkly r-( Mia1986 hits her head with a hardcover Night Huntress book and then kicks her in the butt) owwwwwwie

Mia1986: that's all I really want this year.

XxX

Mia1986 ( rubbing her sore head and aching rear ): ... lovely. What about the rest of you

Mollie, Bethany, : I'd crash the set of fuller house just to see john stamos ( sighs longingly). But I don't know where that is. Blast!

Nikita: I want an apple watch all in pink plus a boyfriend who doesn't drink

Robbie Gigi Laurie, mia1986 Chrissy : oh yea and stranger things filming here

All (aside from BK) : All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.

XxX

WC: that's a whole lot of stuff

Marvin, : Oh, we haven't gotten started

XxX

Ross, Robbie : for a month I wanna tour the Europe coast...

Laurie , Naomi , Mollie, , Nikita chrissy ,: A day with heath ledger's ghost... (sighs)

Ross, Robbie Laurie , Naomi , Mollie, , Nikita chrissy : Is all I really want this year.

Robbie, Ross : Wait, ...what?

Mia1986, Nikita : um, nothing..

XxX

Chrissy , Laurie , Carrie: Johnny depp in our beds...

BK: unreal (Carrie and Chrissy kicks her in the gut ) owww

Chrissy , Laurie , Ian, Carrie: want more lumps on your head

BK (meekly): no

Chrissy , Laurie , roma, Carrie: that's all I really want this year.

Carrie: giant chocolate cookbook never mind the reason . Also a drivers license and a own clone

Everyone : AHHH!

XxX

WC: That's lots of pricey stuff

All: yeah right! It's not enough!

Bethany, Robbie, Roma, Marvin, Ross, Nina, chrissy kara ian ,: We've got your free gift right here [holds up a balled fist](WC nervously chuckles )

All (aside from WC): All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.

XxX

WC: it seems a bit excessive.

Ian , danny carrie Marvin: get a grip you cheapo it's Christmas.

Chrissy, Mia1986, : yeah. this time of year's about getting. Every one knows that!

XXX

Chris: lifelong Fenway season tickets behind home plate

Marvin , Chrissy, Maris, Kara,: Can I come on the next stankees vs red sox date?

Elizabeth, Robbie, Roma: that sounds grea- - HEEY!

Marvin , Chris, Maris, kara, Ian, roma: Is all I really want for gift this year.

XxX

Laurie: Johnny depp signed dish wear...

Roma, Elizabeth ,: Just one semester where I don't rip out my hair..

roma, elizabeth, Laurie : Is all I really want for gift this year.

XxX

BK : If you try to hook me up with someone... I will kick your butt.

(Mia1986, Chrissy, Robbie, Ross, Ian, Marvin, Gigi, Carrie, Nikita, Curly (give her a 'Look"): ha! yeah right! Chicken

WC: uhh... Happy holidays

XxX

Gigi , : wouldn't I love a new electronic toy

Danny : And a job at the gardens? Oh boy! I'd see free events and concerts all year

Danny,and Gigi: All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.

XxX

Laurie: I want my works published in a thick golden tome

Ross: a side walk down pitchers so to Naomi I can safely roam

WC: (snickers ): so you can- ( Ross, Chrissy, Mia1986 kick her butt): owwwww

Laurie, Ross: Is all I really want this year.

XxX

Curly : I want a brand new pitching wedge.

Mia1986: being taller would give me an edge

Curly , Mia1986 : That's all I really want this year.

XxX

Nikita, Carrie Mia1986: I just want a certain kind of ring

WC : yeah from people named- (Carrie, Mia1986, Ross, Robbie chase her with mallets) owwww. wish I had longer legs or a clone

Everyone: A clone? Are you insane?

,Robbie, Marvin ,Roma Ian, Ross, , : I want a blu-ray player stocked tons of dvds including with 'this is it"

WC: you do know that this is is pretty expensive-

Marvin ,Mia1986 Gigi, Ross, Nikita, Ian, Elizabeth, Kara, Danny, Carrie,: NOW you're really asking for it (they punch her nose hard breaking it ,and box her ears)

WC (holding her broken bloody nose): Hey! Dab was by nose and by good ear!

All (aside from WC): All these happy wishes And lots of cheer Is all we really want this year.