This is my rewrite fic of Bojack Horseman and for good reason too:
Description: Now that the show has sadly ended, I constructed valuable information like Bojack permanently moving in with Mister Peanutbutter, that's the primary key...at least for me. Wait hold up...Todd's dating a furry now...can't say I'm surprised cause Diane is married to a Bison.
Pairing: Mister PeanutButter/Bojack Horseman (Slash)
Mister Peanutbutter was sitting on the couch, flipping through channels on his television. "I wanna do something nice for Bojack to show how much I value our friendship," He said to himself then got up and decided to go to the store. He got ready as he was currently in his underwear now that Pickles called off the engagement. He hummed the wedding song, giving a clue what was bound to happen.
He walked into his shower and took off his only clothing. He stared into the mirror afterward and looked over at his marvelous body. "Damn, I wish Bojack could see me now," Peanutbutter said breathing and out while flexing. The Lab did find his former rival extremely attractive and even kissed him two times, which were his most irreplaceable memories. He turned the water on and got in then began to wash his entire body. He moaned as he smothered the shampoo over his body. He was imagining his impression on the horse, of course, he has nothing, but eternal love for his best friend. Out of the blue, he begins to question his bisexuality like was he still hiding in the closet?
In the streets of Hollyboob, Dr. Champ was holding up a sign that reads "Take care of me and I'll do the same. Many pedestrians were passing by, but none of them seem interested, and one person that knew him from the Rehab Center even spit at him before calling him a bitch then went on about his business. No doubt that he was once a patient and for that, he wouldn't blame him or any person for throwing trash at him; in fact, he willingly took it as a reminder of what Bojack was once before. He was totally broken, his husband saw him at the bar ironically cause he needed a drink. He was totally broken, his husband saw him at the bar ironically cause he needed a drink after him not coming home. He sighed as he put the sign down " This was what Bojack felt like" he scuffed "kama's a bitch.
He saw two different species walking and laughing while holding hands a rabbit and a mouse. "I don't know that happened after I ate the cherry off of that milkshake then accidentally kissed you, but I'm glad it did" He smiled at him and kissed his cheek. "Awww, you're too sweet," Rutabaga Rabitowitz said. "I know," Ralph Stilton said, emphasizing perfection. They've been dating for a while now and already talking about adoption, "You already know that Princess Carolyn and I had a miscarriage," Ralph said, reminiscing about his past girlfriend.
"You think that's bad, my marriage was great while it lasted," Rutabaga said, thinking this was a bad relationship contest" Wow, what happened? The mouse asked. "Well," he combed his hair back with the free hand, "my wife at the time had given birth to our seven beautiful children, I spent every inch of my life with her until I went bankrupt *his ear lowered* next then I knew, she left after failed to pay child support, so she got custody. Ralph judged his face, and it was no laughing matter" Rutabaga" The mouse said softly than felt guilty, "Please accept my most sincere apology, I didn't mean to pry," He added. The rabbit toughened up "It's in my past now, so time to move on" Rutabaga was always a very straight-forward person and Ralph knew it, but how can he forget Carolyn, his first and only girlfriend.
Dr. Champ held up his sign in hopes to be locked up. "Come on, should get to the airport now if we wanna elope," Rutabaga said after deeply sighing. Ralph saw the homeless man and his instincts kicked in. "Hold on, cottontail, we should help him," The mouse said while down on one knee. "Okay, I'll wait for you" The rabbit kissed his cheek goodbye before calling a Lyft. Luckily, there was one right the corner and stopped then rolled down its window. It was none other than Cooper Thomas Rogers Wallace Jr., who was captain of his own football team. "You need a ride? He asked. "To the airport, my good man," He said as sophisticated as possible. You got it; you can sit behind my boyfriend, Whitfield. Rutabaga thanked him before getting in. "Ta-ta my love" He blows his boyfriend a kiss, then they drove off as Whitfield and Rutabaga engaged in conversation about the dating life.
46 minutes later, Ralph finally convinced Dr. Champ to allow him to help him. With that, Champ tried to get up but ended up falling back down, so the mouse pulled out a hand. "Here, you can hang onto my shoulder," He said. "my name is Ralph Stillion of the Greeting Card Company," He added and gave the drunk one of his cards. Ralph has a talent for helping out the needy. "Wow, that was unexpected but enjoyable" Mister Peanutbutter was masturbating in the shower about Bojack. He secretly thought he was sexy and a handsome man. He walked out and went to his room to put on some new clothes. He thought, "if Bojack gets out early, then I can spend as much time as I want," He said, unable to contain his excitement. Just the thought of it felt overwhelmed like when you're about at the something sour.
At the Hollywoob Hills Super-Max, Bojack was directing Hedda Gabler or at last, tried too after multiple attempts of stabbing and when it was done, he started feeling dizzy so the security guard took them back to their cell. Aldo was waiting on the bed, posing like a French girl, air-kissing him and messaging his crotch. "You all done boo? The goat asked in a smooth tone. Bojack signed and walked over then Aldo jump off of the bed "I almost killed myself cause you weren't here" He hugged him sexually "so, you up for some fun?" He said as he groped his buttocks. "Just gotta get through this till tomorrow," He thought. "Look, I'm sure that you're a lovely guy, but- He was cut off by a blade to his throat. "But what! Aldo got mad and boiling water was made "got a man that's more attractive than me, bet you love him so much that you're anxious to go home tomorrow" He formed tears in his eyes. "Well, you know I can't let you leave me" He cried hard through his angered voice. Bojack wished for death once upon a time cause he didn't wanna hurt anymore, but since he lost his house and Hollyhock cuts him out of her life...he closed his eyes. He said his goodbyes to his remaining loved ones, especially Mister. Peanutbutter, until he started to think of all the times the main thing, was that kiss.
I'm sad that the show ended, but at least we got our pairing, which I'm happy about. Yes, Mister Peanutbutter tried to become his boyfriend though it always came out as just friendship. Maybe he should just give up on women cause they can't handle him, but Bojack can...thoughts? I will be expanding it out, unlike my last fic, so there's more to be excited for. Elise Estrada's Poison inspired the pair Rutabaga Rabitowitz Ralph Stilton, so make sure to listen if you don't understand. Two upcoming couples are Pinky Penguin Charley Witherspoon and Cooper Thomas Rogers Wallace Jr. Whitfield. I also have Hollyhock's adopted fathers on hold, Crackerjack Secretariat, and finally Joseph and Butterscotch. Now before you bash me for shipping the last two, but just hear me out or rather see how it plays out.