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"Ka...ari y.. f…ot ..ur no...ook!"

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Kaminari Denki, member of Class 1A, woke up in a sweating mess. He heard someone call out his name. 'Maybe I'm just hallucinating, it's late after all' He thought while checking his phone. 3:00am. One might say, wow! What a coincidence! Kaminari, thought otherwise.

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'Great, it's 3:00am and I'm going to die' He wanted to clear his mind so he quickly stumbled out of bed, grabbing his Pikachu Flashlight as well while he trekked to the door. Suddenly, he remembered he had to go to the kitchen for some reason, his body telling him yes but his mind said no, why did he need to go to the kitchen?

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Creak! The door, pushed ajar, left an everlasting, ominous din inside him. Click! He turned on his flashlight, there was nothing. Just his blinding light, he quickly clicked it off, he didn't want to waste energy. Thump! Thump! Kaminari casually walked to the elevator, got down to the bottom floor, and went to the kitchen. He swore he wasn't hallucinating, a silhouette appeared at the coffee machine, looked him in the eye, and screeched.

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Literally nobody could hear the screech besides Kaminari himself, he screamed but his dry throat said no, somehow making wheezing noise while covering his eyes, he swiftly switched on the flashlight. His trusty pall Pikachu won't let him die right? Hopefully. The light blared at the direction of the coffee machine revealing...nobody. His face was similar to the Surprised Pikachu meme, anybody there would've told you the same. He goddamn sweared his life to the meme god, Shrek. That the "figure" at the coffee machine resembled the shape and size of Midoriya.

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He just felt like his death was already counting. Tired of this bullcrap, he just grabbed a glass of water, chugged it like there was no tomorrow. Darting back to the elevator, which was strangely closed until a couple of seconds later, heading up to his floor. Getting into bed, closing his damn eyes, awaiting his possible death. "Kaminari…" At that moment, he wouldn't care if he died, or possibly get severely injured. He wanted some sleep, and forget about this mess but no! That annoying dummy had the goddamn nerve to ruin his sleep.

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Bam! The door flung intensely fast like the wind force from All Might's Punch. And what do you have here? A frightened Deku, on the floor, looking like he's about to cry, in front of a Killer Denki Kaminari. "What the actual f-"Kaminari-kun! I'm so sorry, I meant to return your book from our study session but I got frightened because someone I didn't know stood in the kitchen! It didn't look like you so I ran before they could catch me…" Kaminari strangely wasn't dumb, he pieced the information he just now obtained.

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He wore a Pikachu Onesie because it was cold, remembered that he had to go to the kitchen for unknown reason, but now realised that Midoriya messaged him to meet in the kitchen for his notebook, but Midoriya was frightened when he entered the kitchen, supposedly used his quirk, for a quick escape, then arriving at his room. "Sorry, but thanks for reminding me about my notebook, and also that person in the kitchen was me," Midoriya looked at Kaminari with relief, said his goodbyes before returning to his room.

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Finally, Kaminari leapt into bed, covered himself in millions of Pikachu Plushies, closed his eyes and for once, he heard no mention of his name. Sleeping peacefully, snoring intensely, the regular things he would do.

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The End

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Oof you thought that was it.

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Post Credit Scene:

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Pika! Pika! Pikachu! His Cringy Pikachu alarm clock told him it was time to be productive. Surrendering his feeling of more sleep, he got up, walked towards his door. 'I wonder if Deku realised it was 3:00am when he returned my notebook' Reminiscing on the events last night.

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Bam! He flung the door ajar with a bit of force, only revealing a Happy, and carefree Deku standing at the door. "Hiya, Deku!" Kaminari said. "Good morning, Kaminari-kun, here was the notebook you forgot to grab yesterday from our study session, anyways Iida is calling us, better not be late! Goodbye, Kaminari-kun!

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"What the actual hell!" He yelled, he was absolutely sure that Deku returned his notebook last night, how! He turned around to his messy desk where he left his notebook. It wasn't there...

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TL:DR

Kaminari realised that his hallucination demon was secretly just a cinnamon roll returning his notebook at the midst of 3:00am. So you though! Broccoli boi returned his notebook in the morning revealing that the notebook from last night disappeared. "What the actual-"

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Author's note:

Sorry for not updating Bonds Beyond Hydrokinesis. I haven't got a full storyline yet and I'm planning on writing Chapter 3 which is nearly done but for now I will place it on hiatus but also focus a bit on One-Shots. I figured to make myself more experienced in writing fanfiction since I suck, I would make One-Shots Then and There.