A screen full of static clears to show a man in his mid-twenties. His chin length black hair is slicked back by copious amounts of hair gel. He is looking at the camera in concern. "Make sure you get my best side Noah."

"You have no best side." A droll voice replies from off camera. The man glares towards the camera.

"You're an intern. I can make your life miserable." The man threatened pointing at the cameraman.

"I've been your assistant Chris. I'm dead inside." The cameraman deadpanned.

"You are so lucky the network won't let me fire you."

"After all the lawsuits filed by relatives of your interns, the network had to find a way to regulate you, and as your longest lasting assistant, I received the dubious honor of being head intern."

"I know!" Chris yelled. He narrowed his eyes. "How long have you been recording?"

"This whole time."

"Bleep! Stop smirking." After this there is a static transition. "Hello! This is Chris McLean, you may recognize me as the ridiculously handsome host Total Drama Island, and Total Drama Action. After the low ratings of last season I gave the cast a chance to impress me during 'Celebrity Manhunt's Total Drama Action Reunion Special' and though they tried, ultimately they failed. You might wonder, 'what does this have to do with me?' Well viewer, you're in luck! I'm holding auditions for the cast of my next season, Total Drama world tour! We need eight boys and eight girls. So send in those audition tapes."

There is more static before the screen clears. "I just hope we get some good entries. I'd hate to waste a perfectly good villian on a bunch of loser contestants." Chris is talking to a dark teen with a deadpan face.

"Well all your best contestants have been this show's reputation you'd have to be an idiot to audition. So I think you're fine." The teen remarked.

"Excuse me? My show's reputation is great!" Chris yells at the teen. He notices the camera. "How long has that been on?"

"This entire conversation. I was wondering when you'd notice." The teen smirked.

"Well turn it off!" The teen approaches the camera. Just before the footage cuts we hear Chris continue to rant. "Anyone would be lucky to be on my show!"

A/N: Alright obviously I need to explain a few things. So first off, I've always wanted to do a SYOC. I'm not confident in my challenge making abilities so this seemed logical. Besides you can't tell me this couldn't happen in an alternate universe.

Secondly There will be eighteen contestants. Sixteen will be from you guys one is my OC (she won't win.), and the last is Alejandro. Now you might wonder why he's included, and the answer is simple. He was signed up for Total Drama Dirtbags, and obviously Chris wasn't going to waste a perfectly good castmate.

As for Noah, he's my favorite character and he's fun to write. No other reason.

Okay here are the rules:

1: No Mary Sue characters. That should be standard.

2: Only one Character per person.

3: No characters with major disabilities, whether they be mental or physical. I'm not comfortable writing that.

4: Use the application on my profile, its also in the reviews. You must fill out the whole thing. Save the anything else.

5: You must follow the story if your OC is accepted. Updates will be irregular.

6: You must review every chapter if your OC is accepted. If you miss too much I will vote out your character.

7: Do not send your app in review. PM only.

8: By submitting a character to me, you give me license to fill in any details you don't include in your app.

That's it. Have fun, and I'll update in a week.