Just a one-shot I thought of when I read the manga not too long ago and after seeing the state of X on here, I knew I had to write this! Let's jump into it.


EAT ME

Tsubaki watched in horror as Urabe caught a glimpse of her reflection on the windows of a passing by car. His arm was before him and his finger was still pointing at his head after telling her that she was wearing cat ears. His eyes were wide and his body was frozen as he watched his girlfriend stare at the car speeding down the street.

He stopped breathing once Urabe turned to his direction.

Slowly, she reached up and grabbed one of the furry cat ears with her forefinger and thumb before lifting it off her head and examining it. Her eyes were hidden beneath her black bangs and her lips were completely neutral, not a hint of movement or shape.

As always, her expression was unreadable.

But at this moment, Tsubaki had never felt so terrified.

"Did you… put these on me?"

Knowing that his fate was sealed regardless of what he did, he quickly clapped his hands together and bowed his head.

"I-I'm sorry! I snuck them on while you were playing with that cat!" Tsubaki cried, his eyes tightly shut and a bead of sweat forming on his brow. "I'm really sorry!"

"Are these yours? Did you buy them?" Urabe asked.

Tsubaki opened his eyes in disbelief.

He expected her to rip him to shreds with her panty scissors, not ask him questions!

"Huh? Ah, well…"

"Tell me the truth."

He started to panic once he heard Urabe's stern voice commanding him, causing him to hold his hand defensively in front of him as he responded.

"They're not mine! I just happened to be holding on to them for Ueno! They're for Ueno to put on Oka..."

"Oka?"

"Ah, um…" Tsubaki cleared his throat and began to explain everything. "He said they came up with some weird rule that Oka wears cat ears when she eats raw bacon and I guess it made me want to see you eating raw bacon while wearing cat ears and since I had Ueno's cat ears in my backpack, I just..."

"Tsubaki."

The boy stopped when Urabe stepped in front of him. She leaned forward while her hands were behind her back holding her bag. Tsubaki saw one of her piercing eyes looking back at him from between her bangs and he couldn't help but shudder.

"Do you like the way I look in cat ears?" she asked simply.

"Uh… yeah."

"Still, don't do that." Urabe said, her eyes dangerously narrowing. "If I wear those, even if I'm not a real cat, it'll turn me into a monster cat."

Tsubaki stared at his girlfriend with confusion.

"Monster cat?"

Before he could react, she unholstered her scissors from her panties and began unleashing her attack. She ferociously snipped away at her boyfriend from every possible angle at blinding speeds with a powerful gust of wind following suit. Tsubaki could do nothing but stay still and endure Urabe's onslaught as she continued to cut away with several afterimages being left in her wake.

Finally, she stopped and holstered her scissors back into the hem of her panties.

A karaoke sign that was conveniently beside him at that very moment shattered into a million pieces and fluttered to the ground in a heap. As always, he wasn't intentionally hurt by one of her attack rushes. Or at least he thought.

Tsubaki felt a small sting as something warm trailed down his cheek.

She cut him!

But before he could ask if her aim was off again today, Urabe grabbed him by the shoulders with a smirk and brought her face against his. He could feel her tongue slide up his cheek slowly as she licked away the blood that seeped from his cut. All he could feel was his girlfriend's divine tongue lapping up his cheek as if it were licking an icicle on a summer's day. Her hot breaths were puffing onto his skin as her hands tightly held his shoulders, making sure that he couldn't escape from her grasp. Her soft, warm curves were pressed against his body and he grew unbearably hot and aroused. Tsubaki couldn't help but notice how close their lips were and the temptation to just grab Urabe by the waist and crash his lips onto hers had never been so powerful.

She knew what she was doing.

The way she smirked at him when she grabbed him by the shoulders.

The way she looked at him with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

The way her tongue glided against his skin in such a painfully slow manner.

The way her breasts were pressed against his beating chest.

She was teasing him. Big time.

Urabe finally withdrew her face and stepped back.

She licked her lips, savoring the taste of her boyfriend's warm blood.

However, the final nail in the coffin for Tsubaki was when she looked up at him and said:

"It's sweet, meow. When I wear cat ears, instead of eating bacon… I might just eat Tsubaki, meow."

Those words along with the cat ears on her head, tongue hanging out of her mouth and dark green eyes giving him that powerful stare made something snap in Tsubaki's head.

He couldn't take it anymore.

Suddenly, Urabe took off the cat ears and shoved it into his hands.

"So don't do that. Give the cat ears back to Ueno."

As she picked up her bag from the ground to fish out a bandage to put on his cut, Tsubaki was in utter disbelief. She just did the most erotic and sexiest thing to him as of late and she was going to pretend like it never happened? She thought she could do something like that and just get away with it? He wasn't having any of that.

Urabe stepped in front of him again and placed the bandage gently over his cut, which had stopped bleeding quite some time ago. Before she could react, Tsubaki plopped the cat ears back onto her head and roughly grabbed her by her shoulders, making her face him. She looked up at him in surprise and saw that his face was a brilliant shade of red, his breathing was ragged and his eyes were dark with lust.

"You said you might eat me if you wear those cat ears, right?" Tsubaki asked.

His face inched closer to hers and she couldn't help but blush due to how close he was.

"Then do it, Urabe. Eat me."

Time seemed to come to a halt as he said those words.

Tsubaki was surprised at himself for even doing something so bold. He knew very well that she could easily lash out at him by possibly cutting him up for real this time with her panty scissors, but he didn't care. This was her fault. Thanks to her, he was extremely aroused now and couldn't even think about anything else other than her tongue and body. Their relationship still hadn't gone to the next step yet and months of pent up sexual frustration now guided his actions. He wanted to see what would happened if he rose to the occasion and challenged her at her own game.

Meanwhile, Urabe was in utter shock. Admittedly, the whole stunt she pulled was done to tease Tsubaki a little since she did like the fact that he thought she looked good in cat ears, but it was mostly to intimidate him and she never thought he would be so aggressive and challenge her threat. She should have taken out her scissors again to punish him for grabbing her the way he did, but she got lost in his eyes. They were swirling with emotion and stared right through her as Tsubaki waited for her next move. They were full of love, passion and… hunger.

Suddenly, he yanked her body to his. She instinctively wrapped her arms around his neck to make sure she wouldn't fall from the sudden move yet she lost balance anyway and leaned into him. Tsubaki had his arms tightly wrapped around her waist as he brought his face closer to Urabe's. The couple's faces were hot and they stared at each other as if daring someone to make the next move. They felt each other's crashing heartbeats through their school uniforms and their labored breaths puffed against their lips. The setting sun cast an orange glow throughout the sky and it illuminated their faces in warm, inviting light.

"Aren't you going to eat me?" Tsubaki asked, not caring about the consequences of his actions at this point.

"Tsubaki…"

Their lips inched closer.

And closer.

Urabe bit her lip.

And closer.

Tsubaki licked his lips.

They both closed their eyes and leaned forward to bring their lips even closer.

Then, their lips met for the first time.

Passion overtook them as they were locked in a heartfelt kiss and they savored the moment they had together as if it were their last. Once they exchanged drool during their kiss, they felt an entirely new kind of pleasure never felt before. Emotions and sensations were transferred between themselves, causing their hearts to beat in tandem and bodies to react in perfect sync to each other.

The kiss lasted for another moment before Urabe suddenly pulled back.

Tsubaki opened his eyes and saw his mysterious girlfriend looking away at the sunset, her face as red as a tomato and her eyes once again hidden beneath her bangs. Panic set in as he realized what he had done and he quickly apologized.

"I-I'm sorry, Urabe! I don't know what came over me!" Tsubaki said as he fell to his knees. "We said that we would have our first kiss when the time was right, but I took it by force! I'm so sorry!"

"Tsubaki."

He felt a gentle hand on his shoulder and looked up to see Urabe looking back at him, her smiling face clearly presented to him.

"I think... the time was right."

Tsubaki smiled, happy to know that Urabe wasn't mad at him.

He couldn't believe it.

He finally kissed Urabe!

He had been waiting for so long yet he finally did it!

Tsubaki wanted to jump for joy and shout out so that all of Tokyo could hear him, but he decided to just play it cool so he wouldn't push it. Unbeknownst to him, Urabe was just as happy as her boyfriend as the feeling of his lips lingered on her own. She recalled the time when she told him that they would be doing inappropriate things together in the future and she couldn't help but wonder when that future would arrive. Now, it looks like it was finally here. So, she decided to be a little bold herself.

"Tsubaki."

He snapped out of his thoughts and saw that Urabe had already turned to leave. He couldn't tell for sure because she was mostly facing away from him, but he could've sworn that her face was still red hot from their previous act. Or was it just the sunset?

"Maybe… this weekend if you come over to my place, I just might decide to eat you."

With that, she dashed away down the street, clearly embarrassed about what she just said.

Tsubaki watched her leave with a dreamy expression on his face until he realized something upon seeing what she was still wearing on her head.

"W-Wait, Urabe! What am I gonna tell Ueno about the cat ears!?"

He felt something wet fall onto his hand and looked down. It was blood.

Crap! My nose is bleeding again! Hanky, hanky... Tsubaki thought as he reached into his pocket for his handkerchief.


I wrote this pretty late and this is my first time writing anything romantic and intimate so this probably isn't my best work, but I'm happy that I posted something for X regardless. I'll definitely write more of these in the future.