Sheen Ultralord stepped out of the shower, water beading on his huge muscles. As he dried himself with his ultralord towel, he heard a knock on the door.

"Sheen? Are you in there?" came a soft voice.

"Of course I am, " he replied. "Come in."

The door opened to reveal a small, worried looking girl. She immediately blushed upon seeing Sheen's ultralord muscles.

"u-uh..." she began.

"Yes Ruby? What did you want?" Sheen continued drying off.

She managed to tear her eyes off his mega pecks and continued, saying, "The Grimm are attacking the city... Team [whatever] have tried to stop it but there are too many... we need your help... Sheen."

He slipped into his wife beater.

"Yes, I'll help. With the power of my Ultralord Alchemy, the Grimm will not stand a chance against Team SHEEN!"

"Oh Sheen! This is why we love you!" Ruby swooned.

Sheen walked out of the bathroom, followed by Ruby.

"Team SHEEN assemble!" he called as he did a firepower pose. Several seconds passed.

"Team SHEEN has assembled."

A few mintues later...

The street was filled with Grimm and terrified civilians. As Sheen walked down the front steps of Trump Tower, the citizens began cheering. Sheen found the first Grimm and crushed its head between his thighs. A group of giant Grimm walked up to him.

"Get out of here before we hurt you," one of them said.

Sheen glared at each of them in turn. He heard a feminine scream, and turned to see a Grimm holding Ruby.

"Heeeeeelp!" she cried.

Sheen was mad.

"You shouldn't have done that," he said.

He began transmuting a gatling gun into his hands.

"Uh o-" a Grimm began.

So anyway, Sheen started blasting. Most of the Grimm were cut down by the spray of bullets. The others that were farther back had time to get into cover. Slowly, Sheen's gun started overheating, so he threw it at the Grimm that was holding Ruby. It looked like the one that was in command. The gun slammed into its head, knocking it backward. Ruby dropped out of it's grasp and into Sheen's sweaty arms. The Grimm stood up.

"How... how did you transmute without drawing a circle?!" it said after doing the Anime Gasp.

Sheen frowned and said, "I gained that ability after meddling in something I shouldn't have."

*sad backstory music*

"I tried to find the path to Ultralord..." he continued, "and this is the price I had to pay."

Sheen took off his shoes to reveal metal feet underneath them.

"I lost my feet."