Chapter 1
A/n ~ This story takes place after they defeat the dragons, and stuff so imaging the part where Natsu Is standing on the terrace in the kings clothes and stuff
" GET HIM!" The guards yell chasing Natsu. " hehe See ya!" Was the last thing Natsu said before jumping out of the window. " He's CRAZY!" One of the guards yelled looking down.
" I wouldn't worry about it." Yelled a random person. The guards where shocked by the way the guilds were acting like this was the most normal thing in the world. " That bastard I wanted to fight him!" Gray grumbled while Lucy just sweat-dropped. " THATS what your mad about." Lucy asked.
" Hey Gajeel are you sure you should be eating the Kings silverware?" Rouge asked. " w-ell hy wold h-e p-u t theeeem oooout." Gajeel managed to get out. "For us to use to eat the REAL food." Sting popped in. " whatever." Gajeel grumbled while continuing to eat the silverware.
As the many guilds laughed and talked and played they were soon interupted.
" WHAT!" Makarov yelled. Suddenly ever wizard got into a fighting stance. " whats the matter?" Erza commanded. " Ugh umm just sit down." Makarov ordered as the guilds took there seats confused as hell. " so what is it?" Wendy asked nervous. Makarov just sighed. "Well Let me just read it to you" There was a pause.
" Fiore's must eligible bachelors! In 9th place we have Gajeel Redfox." The girls stared at Gajeel who had his jaw on the floor, and Levy just looked strait up jealous! " I'm sorry master but how is this serious?" Erza questioned. " Just let me continue." He sighed and cleared his throat.
" In 8th place we have Rouge Cheney!" The girls looked at Rouge up and down while he just shrugged not caring.
" In 7th Place we have Lyon Vastia" Lyon had a smug look on his face and going on about something like ' Juvia should love him' know now something.
" In 6th Place we have Laxus Dreyar!" Laxus looked annoyed while The thunder Legion complimented him, and some fan girls drooled at him.
" In 5th place. Oh here is where we have our descriptions, Sting Eucliffe! This man is sure to make you have fun, not only is he the Master of sabertooth, but his looks, power, and personality is sure to win you over!" Sting started coughing on his food while Lector cheered.
" In 4th place we have none other than Loke of Fairy Tail! Thats right Ladies he may be a celestial spirit, but he is still part of Fairytail and Still keeps racking up the Ladies." Loke ( who appeared out of no where.) Just smiled at the ladies surrounding him while Lucy yelled at him to go back.
" In 3rd place it's Gray Fullbuster of Fairy Tail! A cool and Collected guy! He is an Ice make mage who is sure to freeze you in your steps, He is always there to help his friends. But watch out ladys cause you better hurry if you wanna get one of him from the market!" Gray was staring in space too shocked to say anything while Juvia kept going on about 'love rivals' and stuff.
" IN 2nd place there is Hibiki Lates. It is a big suprise that he isn't first for once, but this, doesn't mean he isn't worthy! Hibiki is a full time ladies man who loves to hang out with his friends and meet fans!
" Now! The big shocker, in 1st place it's NATSU DRAGNEEL. He may be a bit hot headed and love to eat. But this man is a blast to hang out with there's no dull moment with him around. He is very loyal and well fight for what he believes. And it does help that he's easy on the eyes, With his 6 pack abs and tone muscles, plus salmon hair! He's a real keeper ladys!" silence just silence.
" How the hell did salamander get first place!" Gajeel shouted. While gray agreed.
" They do have some points!" Lissana giggled.
" He is very loyal" Erza stated.
" and there really isn't a dull moment with him" Lucy said.
" He is cute!" Mira giggled.
" and with him so toned above ust think what he'd look like below the belt!"
At that comment the girls all turned extremely red. " what the hell is this ' natsu fangirl club'!" Gray yelled.
*bang*
Suddenly Happy crashed through the doors carrying box….
Cliffhanger! I am Evil!