[At Gus' Games and Grub, Leni is having fun working at Gus' Games and Grub. She is cleaning some chairs while Lori is waiting for her to hurry up]
"Hurry up with those chairs Leni. It's after closing and I would like to go home." Lori said.
[Just then the phone rings.]
"I got it. I got it. Coming." Leni said but Lori grabs the phone.
"Hello? Sorry ma'am but we're closed." Lori said but the manager grabs the phone.
"Gus' Games and Grub how can I help you? Pizza? Of course we got pizza." The manager said.
"But sir." Lori said.
"Our delivery Lori can send it right out to you." The manager said.
"But sir we don't deliver." Lori said.
"We don't deliver, but you do." The manager said.
"Can't you get Leni to do it?" Lori said.
"Great idea. Take her with you." The manager said.
[Leni comes up to Lori smiling]
"That's not what I had in mind!" Lori yelled.
"Front end... check. Antenna... check. Bumper... check. Bumper sticker... check. Tire pressure... check. We're making history Lori. That person is going to get the first pizza delivery they ever had." Leni said.
"Good then you drive." Lori said.
"I can't. I'm still a clumsy driver." Leni said.
"Come on Leni, it's just around the corner." Lori said.
"Well yeah, but..." Leni said.
"Just do what I do." Lori said.
"Oh my gosh Bobby is literally adorable." Leni said mocking her sister.
"Not literally do what I do. Just back it up." Lori said.
"Huh?" Leni said confused.
"Back it up." Lori said.
"Right back it up." Leni said.
"Shift into reverse, Leni." Lori said.
"Reverse?" Leni said.
[Leni looks at Forward and Backward but changes into Korean words]
"Back it up!" Lori said.
"Backing up." Leni said.
"Give me the wheel Leni." Lori said.
"Backing up. Backing up." Leni said as they drive on rocks.
[Vanzilla is still backing up]
"Backing up. Backing up. Backing up. [Car runs out of gas] Backing up." Leni said.
"Well, you backed up. And you know what? I think we're out of gas. And you know what else? We're in the middle of nowhere." Lori said.
"And you know what else else, I think the pizza's getting cold." Leni said.
"And the pizza's cold. Oh, the pizza's cold. Not the pizza. How could things literaly get any worse?" Lori said.
[Lori kicks the back of Vanzilla and suddenly the needle goes to full, Vanzilla drives off until it's out of Lori and Leni's sight]
"Gus's Games and Grub pizza is the pizza for you and me. Gus' Games and Grub pizza is the pizza." Leni said.
"And my feet are literally killing me. [Lori trips over Leni] Whoa. Leni what are you doing?" Lori said.
"It's an old pioneer trick. I saw it in a move once." Leni said.
"Leni there's no time for..." Lori said but gets cut off.
"Shh it's working." Leni said.
"What is it?" Lori said.
"Truck. 16 wheels. Now to show you how the pioneers hitchhiked." Leni said.
[Leni starts dancing on the road while Lori is playing with a wooden spoon]
" ." Leni said.
"Crashin' frashin' break dancers!" Truck driver said as he honks his horn.
"He's stopping. He's stopping." Lori said.
[Lori realises the driver isn't stopping and pushes Leni out of the way. Lori narrows her eyes at a smiling Leni.]
"Gus' Games and Grub pizza is the pizza for you and me. Gus' Games and Grub pizza free delivery. Gus' Games and Grub pizza is the pizza very ta-asty." Leni said.
[Suddenly a big gust of wind blows Leni around]
"Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?!" Lori yelled.
"I can't. It's for the customer." Leni said.
"Who cares about the customer?!" Lori said.
"I do." Leni said.
"Well I don't!" Lori said.
[Wind suddenly stops. Leni gasps]
"Lori." Leni said.
[Wind starts up again]
"Let go of that pizza!" Lori said.
"No." Leni said as she runs over Lori.
"Ow. (grand onto Leni) Leni, let go of that pizza!" Lori said.
"No." Leni said.
[A tornado comes out of nowhere]
"Leni, let go of the pizza!" Lori said.
"No." Leni said as they get lifted up.
"Leni. (looks down to see they're getting lift into the air) Hang onto the pizza!" Lori said.
[They fall to the ground. Leni uses the pizza as a parachute while Lori falls on her butt]
"Hey where's the road? Where's the road? We're doomed. What are we going to do now? There's no road." Lori said.
[Leni sees moss pointing right]
"I think town is this way." Leni said.
"Don't tell me. The pioneers." Lori said.
"Yep. Moss always points to civilization." Leni said.
"That way? That way there?" Lori said.
[Leni shakes her head twice]
"So let me get this straight. You think we should go that way?" Lori said.
"Yes." Leni said.
"Well then I'm going this way." Lori said heading the other way.
"Huh? Lori wait." Leni said.
"Trust me. I know where I'm going." Lori said.
(Camera zooms to see town pointing the other direction)
"Gus' Games and Grub pizza is the pizza for you and me." Leni said.
[Leni starts beatboxing]
"Gus' Games and Grubs pizza is the pizza yeah for you and me! Grub pizza... for you. Gus'... and pizza insdie." Leni said.
[Lori and Leni are laying face down in the sand]
"Leni we have to eat something." Lori said.
"I heard the pioneers would always eat coral." Leni said.
[Lori starts to eat coral]
"Wait it wasn't coral." Leni said.
[Lori spits the coral]
"Maybe it was sand, no mud, no..." Leni said.
"Give me the pizza." Lori said.
"Wait I remember now. It was coral." Leni said.
"Give it to me." Lori said.
"No, it's for the customer." Leni said.
"You're right. It's for the customer." Lori said.
"Yeah." Leni said.
"Maybe we should check on it. To make sure it's okay." Lori said.
[Lori takes a peek but Leni quickly closes it]
"Okay, it's fine." Leni said.
"No, I think I saw something. [opens box] Oh, no. I was wrong. It looks okay. It sure is a fine looking pizza." Lori said.
"Yeah." Leni said.
"What's that? Is that the cheese?" Lori said.
"Yeah." Leni said.
"And the pepperoni." Lori said.
"Yeah." Leni said.
"Oh, looks good, huh?" Lori said.
[Leni figures out what Lori's trying to do]
"Wait a second. I know what you're trying to do, Lori. I'm not letting you eat this pizza." Leni said.
"Give me the pizza." Lori said.
"No." Leni said.
"Don't make me take it away from you." Lori said.
"Get away." Leni said.
[Leni starts running]
"Get back here, Leni! Give me the pizza!" Lori yelled as she goes after Leni.
"Leni!" Lori said.
"No!" Leni said.
"Leni!" Lori said.
"No!" Leni said.
"Wait!" Lori said panting.
"No! No!" Leni said as she runs into Lori]
"I want that pizza and you're going to give it to me one way or another!" Lori said.
"Look we're saved." Leni said.
"Sure, we're saved. Now give me some pizza!" Lori said.
"No look we're saved. We're saved. We're saved." Leni said as she jumps up and down.
"Will you cut that out!" Lori said.
"Saved, saved, saved, saved. Saved, saved, saved, saved, saved. Yes we are saved. Leni said as she climbs up a bolder.
"That's just a stupid bolder." Lori said.
"It's not just a bolder. It's a rock. [Starts crying happy] A rock. A rock. It's a big beautiful old rock. Ah the pioneers used to ride this baby for miles." Leni said.
"Leni, will you forget about the stupid pioneers. Haven't you noticed that there are none of them left! That's because they were lousy hitchhikers, ate coral and took directions from algae! And now you're telling me they thought they could drive [Leni runs over Lori with the boulder] rocks. Hold on there, Jethro.
[Lori and Leni approach the customer's house]
"I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face." Leni said.
[She rings the doorbell and looks at Lori with a thumbs up]
"Yes?" Lady said.
"Congratulations, ma'am. Your Gus' Games and Grub pizza is here." Leni said.
"Thanks, I've been dying for one of these. [brief pause] Where's my drink?" Lady said.
"What drink?" Leni said confused.
"My drink! My Diet. Dr. Fizz. Don't tell me you forgot my drink!" Lady said.
"But you didn't order a..." Leni said even more confused.
"How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!" Lady said.
"But, but.." Leni said as she's about to tear up.
"Didn't you once think of the customer?! [Throws the pizza at Leni's face] You call yourself a delivery girl?! Well I'm not buying!" Lady said.
[Lori watching the whole thing, comes down to Leni who is about to cry]
"Leni it's okay. Leni." Lori said.
[Leni starts crying her eyes out]
"Leni?" Lori said.
[Lori gets angry, picks up the pizza, walks to the house and angrily bangs on the door]
"Another one? Look I told your friend I'm not paying for that!" Lady said.
"Well this one's on the house!" Lori said as she literally throws the pizza at the lady's face. Lori walks up to Leni]
"Did she change her mind?" Leni said.
"Sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite." Lori said.
"No drink?" Leni said.
"Nope. Now take us home." Lori said.
"Are you kidding? There's just enough time to make it back to work." Leni said.
[Leni drives the boulder to Gus' Games and Grub witch is revealed to be across the street]
"Work? Oh, my aching legs." Lori said.
Author Note: Hey I hope you all enjoy this. This is a spoof to the Spongebob episode: Pizza Delivery.