A party night in heaven

Kami had invited his friends for a DnD game. There was Shinigami, Love, Lust and Kami sister, Anaïs. Look Anaïs is a mischievous goddess who like to disrupt things and fuck things just for giggles. She can get away with it because of her big brother being at the top of the deity pantheon. Anaïs giggled when she switched the Lord of the ring fake world map for the Naruto world real map. Look here, Kami is secretly a massive Harem lover. He loved seeing the good guy getting a just deserved reward.

Kami choose Naruto and got to play DM.

Lust choose Sakura

Love choose Mei

Anaïs chosen Madara and since she could do pretty much anything like changing the gender of their characters, Madara Uchiha was now Madoka Uchiha. And her vision of peace where now focused on boning Kami's characters and she would do anything to get there.

"Sis… That's fucked up" said the almighty

"So? It's only a game right?" she said doing her best innocent smile.

"fine, but I make the rules! This won't be your typical DnD game! We can influence our characters thoughts and gradually change how they act" said Kami

"I'm fine with that, I'm going to turn Sakura into a whore for Naruto personal use" said Lust, the woman was eyeing Kami with these eyes full of lust. Kami gulped.

"Then I'll make Mei try to steal Naruto to Kiri on their first encounter. That poor woman need a real man" said Love, she was already taken aback by her characters backstory. She just wanted a man that would love her for her and not for her physic.

"when do we start?" asked Anaïs

"The C-rank mission, when Naruto encounter Haku" said Kami. He pulled a dice "I'm rolling for seduction!"

"but we didn't even start on the action" said Love

"Ah right…" Kami snapped his fingers and the clearing where Naruto and Haku first appeared face to face after Naruto trained all night. "Okay… Naruto release pheromones, because the Kyuubi is bored and want to see some actions, into the air that will affect the girl a lot… Rolling dice for seduction!"

"Fine…." They all said. And the dice ended up at Nat 20. "Okay now that he successfully seduced the woman with his pheromones… what happens now?" asked Love

"I… didn't think farther than this…" admitted Kami making the others laugh their ass off.

Back to the real world.

Naruto was snoring peacefully on the ground after training all-night due to the brat going all angst on him. Bastard didn't know what suffering was and he acted like he was the only one who suffered in this world.

Haku had just seen the boy who was part of the team from Konoha. She was very tempted to kill the boy and be done with done. Then something hit his nostrils, it was delicious, her heart started to beat faster, her cheeks had a red hue and she was panting, mist showing everything she exhaled. Her mind was starting to get hazy as she was feeling all hot and bothered from some reason. She had never felt that way before. She immediately pulled his pants…

Back into the heaven.

"STOP!" said Kami and the world stopped instantly. "Rolling dice for Dick size!"

"Wait that's possible?" asked Lust

"Yes! I'm the DM, I make the rules!" said Kami as he tossed the Dice and made Nat 20 "HAHAHAHA! Yes! Well.. His dick is will be now a good twelve inches long, the longest in the whole world and two and half inches thick wide"

Anaïs was worried inwardly now. She was having second thought now about her pranks. There was no way Naruto ended up with Hinata after this! She was a die-hard NaruHina fan! She hated Boruto thought…

Back to reality.

The twelve inches cock sprung out of his pants and slapped Haku's face, shocking her a lot. She had seen a lot of dicks whenever her master stopped to get rid of stress at whore houses and he spied to see what he was doing. Naruto made every cock she had seen so far looks like pinkies. Haku's lust meters skyrocketed as the smell was getting far stronger now and it came from that giant meaty forbidden sausage that slapped her right cheek. She tentatively licked it, making Naruto groan in his sleep but was still fast asleep. She loved his taste and immediately tried to gulp the thing, but she gagged when she only had like four inches in her mouth. Naruto grunted, opened his eyes for a moment then went back to sleep.

TBC - I'm going to post all of my story ideas, concepts and others here.

Far'fetched, comedy, unusually dark, etc