Quarantine Prompt #6 from Anonymous on Tumblr: Hiya! If your still taking prompts, wondered if you could do one where lily finds out James nickname (prongs) and then she teases him about it and it turns him on the way she like whispers it or something and then she calls him it during sex and when the marauders call him prongs, he can't help but think of lily and she teases him more about it?
Lily Evans to James Potter: excuse me I want to know why I was never told of you nickname, pronnnngsssssssss
James Potter to Lily: excuse me who divulged this private information
Lily Evans to James Potter: Peter and I were playing two truths and a lie
James Potter to Lily: excuse me how dare he divulge this information
Lily Evans to James Potter: it's the stupidest nickname I've ever heard of
Lily Evans to James Potter: who the fuck let their friends call them 'Prongs'
James Potter to Lily: it's a joke from primary, I found an old deer skull and it got stuck to my head
Lily Evans to James Potter: you found a deer skull in primary school?
James Potter to Lily: I went to school in the country
James Potter to Lily: our school was right next to a farmers graveyard for his animals and we used to go digging in it all the time for cool bones
Lily Evans to James Potter: that's gross
James Potter to Lily: says the girl who watches those gross Dr. Pimple Popper shows
Lily Evans to James Potter: that's a different gross
Lily Evans to James Potter: I'm never going to let you live this down btw
James Potter to Lily: thats what I'm afraid of tbh
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Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: Hey Prongs, I still think your name is fucking stupid, Love your girlfriend
James Potter to Lily: are u drinking?
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: I'm at my sisters wedding, I'm sloshed
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: Prongs. Heh.
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: I'm thinking of them calling you 'Prongs' to your god damn perfect faced & can't come up with a reason u would letting them funtinue
James Potter to Lily: yet u keep calling me Prongs?!
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: BECAUSE IT'S STUPID AND UR STUPID FOR LETTING SOMEONE CALL YOU THAT
James Potter to Lily Bully-Evans: Are you saying I shouldn't let you call me Prongs?
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: I call u Frongs 2 give u shite & the boys call u Prongs as term of endearment
James Potter to Lily Bully-Evans: It's kinda hot when you call me Prongs though...
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: don't make me gag myself with my spoon
James Potter to Lily Bully-Evans: that's kinda hot too...
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: ur sleeping on the sofa for that
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Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: oi, the butterbeers getting cold, Prongs
Prongs to Lily: stick it between your legs then ;)
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: Prat
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: Pratty Prongs Potter
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: that has a ring too it
Prongs to Lily: shove off, I'm almost there
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: good, you can have the bottle between my legs
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: but u can't take it from me with your hands...
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Prongs to Lily: did you just shout PRONGS down the grocery aisle instead of my name?
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: you weren't answering to your REAL name
Prongs to Lily: I didn't hear you
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: I called it six times.
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: Consecutively.
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: The woman getting flour through I was having a stroke.
Prongs to Lily: rather dramatic aren't you?
Prongs to Lily: I think you just like calling me Prongs
Lily Evans to Prongs Potter: prove it, Prongs
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Lily Evans to James Deer: excuse me, are we not going to discuss the fact that you got turned on by me using your dumbass nickname in bed last night?
Lily Evans to James Deer: I'm never going to let you live this down
Lily Evans to James Deer: in retrospect that's probably why you're likely drowning yourself in the shower
Lily Evans to James Deer: James?
Lily Evans to James Deer: are you singing in the shower? or is that a whale dying?
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James Potter to Lily Evans: every time they call me Prongs I can't stop thinking of you...and not in a way that should be thought of in public
Lily Evans to James Deer: so THATS why Sirius said rutting season came early this year
James Potter to Lily Evans: I'm going to kill him
Lily Evans to James Deer: typical of you to rise* to the occasion
James Potter to Lily Evans: I'm going to fight him right now
Lily Evans to James Deer: Do you think they'll write 'James PRONGS Potter' on your obituary when Sirius beats you in a fight, or nah?
James Potter to Lily Bully-Evans: :( ur supposed to b on MY side, Evans
Lily Evans to James Deer: sob it up, Prongs
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Lily Evans to Prongs: how'd your fight go?
Prongs to Lily: I don't want to talk about it
Lily Evans to Prongs: ah, so it went well
Prongs to Lily: come kiss my bruises?
Lily Evans to Prongs: on my way
Lily Evans to Prongs: Juniper's coming with me
Prongs to Lily: great, maybe your demon cat will take me out of my misery
Lily Evans to Prongs: you're not going anywhere, Prongs