Round 1: First battle: Kirito Vs Tracer
Somewhere in the center of the multiverse, Present day
A man in his early twenties stepped into the middle of a vast cadged arena surrounded by hundreds of thousands of men and women who cheered upon his entry.
''Ladies and Gentlemen across the multiverse!'' the man announced through his microphone ''Moonlit here. Now, you all must be wondering why you are here, right?'' he asked the audience. They all cheered in agreement ''Very well, you are all here to witness the start of something truly monumental, a spectacle to behold!... An interuniversal rap tournament!'' he revealed. The crowd all roared in excitement at the revelation.
''Yesterday, the characters from SAO Kirito's Legacy universe challenged the heroes from Overwatch to this tornament to decide once and for all which franchise is better and now without further ado, let's meet our fist challengers!'' he then pointed to his left ''In this corner, at a height of five foot four inches and weighing one hundred and twenty pounds, she's an ex-RAF pilot turned Overwatch operative, she has a device that allows her to blink forwards to avoid enemy fire and rewind time to heal herself. She's a wise-cracking, time-traveling adventurer...Tracer!''
Just then, Tracer appeared on the stage in a brief flash of blue light beside Moonlit. He had to cover his eyes to avoid blindness.
''Cheers, love! The calvary's here!'' she cheerfully quipped, holding her twin pistols ''Right, 'o needs sorting out then?''
''Er Tracer, no one really needs to be 'sorted out''' Moonlit informed her. She groaned in disappointment.
''Anyway, In the other corner, at a height of five foot six inches and weighing one hundred and thirty pounds, he saved thousands from a virtual death game, delivered justice to multiple cybercriminals and is currently on a personal quest to become the worlds greatest VR gamer in the world!''
''Huft'' D,va pouted in the Overwatch bench with her arms folded ''He clearly doesn't know me''
Moonlit chuckled ''He's the hero of Aincrad, champion of Alfhiem and savior of Japan, please welcome...Kirito!''
Kirito lifted his black hood to reveal his serious game face to Tracer. She giggled slightly.
''What's so funny?'' Kirito asked with a raised eyebrow.
''Oh nothing'' Tracer shook her head, wiping a tear from her eyes from her fit ''It's just that, In all my years of experience, I've never thought that I would have to knock off a kid!''
The Overwatch team all chuckled at her roast. Kirito just folded his arms with a huff ''You may be older than me, but I still get more girls then you''
Everyone from the SAO teams ooohed at his clap back while Tracer's eyes nearly bulged through her sockets as she gapped her mouth open before she frowned.
''You what?!'' she aimed her pistols at him. Kirito reached for his twin swords in response before Moonlit stood between them ''Sorry guys, no weapons. You only settle these kinds of battles with words'' he warned them. The two competitors glanced at each other before disarming themselves and standing one foot apart from one another.
''Alright'' Moonlit took out a silver coin and looked to Kirito ''Since you're the challenger, you call the coin toss. Which side?''
''Heads'' Kirito nodded. Moonlit flipped the coin in the air and caught it in his hand. It showed heads.
''Okay, who first?'' Moonlit asked.
''You know what? I'm feeling generous today'' Kirito stretched his arms outward ''I'll let her go first and get a headstart''
Tracer just smirked ''Bad move mate'' she taunted before Moonlit handed her a second mic ''Okay everyone. one verse each. Ready? 3...2...1! Luico, start a beat!'' he called to the overwatch DJ who smiled and started jocking his disc's for Tracer to begin her verse while Kirito stood back to listen;
(Play take me back to London by Stormzy instramental)
Tracer:
''Tracers here, commin' in hot
Ya better watch out cuz I'm a crack shot!
Brace yourself, cuz here I come, ready or not
In a game of tag, you would always get caught
Your novel's outdated, out of sync
Where's I'll be out of sight in just a blink!
In any race, I'll outrun you
Ever get that feeling of Deju Vu?
When I win, then I do!
The world always needs more heroes, and less of you!
Ya look like Dan Kuzo if he went emo
You wanna fight me with just those swords?
I never worry about that, cuz I'll never run out of ammo
My games a masterpiece but none of your books ever won any awards!
Even if ya injure me, I'll heal myself using my accelerata'
See ya later alligata, when I mash ya baby face like a potata'
I steal time like a buccaneer
My victories imminent, can you hear that cheer?
That's the crowd knowing that the calvary is here!
Now no more rubbish, clock is tickin'
Cuz I'm not here for baby sittin'
Now it's time to end this race
I hope you don't mind second place!
Tracer then threw the mic at Kirito who caught it in his hands as the crowd cheered loudly and clapped for her performance.
''Woah! Tracer, that was some smooth rapping skills there!'' Moonlit praised her.
''Well, I did my best'' Tracer blushed modestly while waving toward the crowd. Kirito just huffed dismissively ''That was your best? You performed just as good as Oberon fought at the world tree...Badly!'' he then said.
The SAO bench roared with oohh's while Tracer gritted her teeth in anger ''Listen here ya little shit, I'm about ta give ya such a hyding!'' she shouted, aiming her guns at Kirito. Moonlit quickly stood between them with a nervous chuckle
''O-okay Kirito. If you believe that you can do better; here's your chance to prove it in 3...2...1, Go!'' Moonlit announced.
''Gonishi Spin it!'' Kirito called to his DJ friend who nodded and started jocking away from his side of the ring before Kirito started his own verse:
(Play Rap God by Eminem instramental)
Kirito:
Yeah, they call me Kirito, Kirito
Don't know me? That's odd cuz I'm a hero, hero
Move aside, I've got no time for zeros, zeros
I'll crush ya spirit in my mouth like Doritos, Doritos (Eats some Doritos)
I level up so fast, it's captivatin'
Just started rappin' and I'm already dominatin'
Ya can't hurt me faster then I'm regenaratin'
Infinite ammo? Hah! Keep your bullets
Cuz I've maxed my sword skills to its highest
You're just a glorified speed hack
But if I kill ya, you won't be commin' back
Cuz I've got all the skills that ya lack
Doesn't matter what world I'm in, I'll be a god
Be it swordplay, magic or guns,
I'll always have the better odds
Then I'll fly over your head like most of your half-assed puns!
Compared to me, ya really think ya better?
Ha! You couldn't even win against a half-naked spider! (Points to Widowmaker)
I drop false gods like these bars
And I left Oberon with scars
Ya wanna shoot me? Bad move
I'll just deflect your bullets back at you
then I'll leave sparks flyin' like Pikachu!
I've mastered every gameplay variety class
Where's the only thing appealing about you is your ass!
I'm the hero everyone wishes they could be
When I'm done in this fight, you're gonna need Mercy!
Your rhymes are weak and I'm unbeatable
Call me Thanos cause 'Love', my victories inevitable!
Kirito dropped the mic on the floor as the crowd cheered loudly for his performance. Tracer gave a small smile and folded her arms ''You're good mate'' she then flicked her hair out of her face ''But I've seen better...oh wait, that's me!''
The characters from the Overwatch bench laughed at her joke while Kirito hummed with disapproval.
Okay everyone. We've just had two very epic rap battles from both contenders, but it's up to you to decide who won and who will be going on to the next round! Please leave a review or vote on the poll on who think won the battle and I'll see you next time at the next Overwatch-Sword art online crossover Rap tournament. Cheerio and stay safe!xxxooo
Next battle: Klien VS Genji