iAftermath (Episode#1)
(Opening with a recap of what happened in the previous episodes of iCarly)
Carly (VO): Previously on iCarly...
(We are seeing various clips of Infinite Crisis)
Sam: It was all...starting with Carls and I went to Groovy Smoothies and we just found out this useless mutant that we haven't been aware of just yet has bought Groovy Smoothies
Carly: Then, we ran into a time traveler who warned us that Sentinel would somehow buy our website from Nevel
Sam: Then, this jerkface has bought Bushwell Plaza which caused Carly, Spencer, Fredward, and to evinced from their own home to San Francisco
Carly: Later, we were feeling something strange which Nevel was obviously aware of this which was results of Sentinel creating an alternative timeline which caused Freddie and Bailey to vanished
Sam: Then, we traveled to New York in order to recruit The Russo sib but we just learned not only that Russo kids were actually the Wiz, but we also found a chick with an awesome superpower and there was another dimension
Carly: Then, we traveled to this interesting small town called "Hawkins" in order to check out their local laboratory that Eleven was escaped from and recruit most of the members of The Party
Sam: Once we got to the laboratory, we basically rescued well...almost everyone and we thought that we got Sentinel at the dead end.
Carly: But, he somehow escaped and kidnapped Mike and went to the Upside Down and which we embarked on a long journey to find Will and defeated Sentinel for once and for all
Sam: Then, me and this cool chick, Max teamed up and went to Nora's house in order to find Will and I...am sooooo proud of myself as I killed an Upside Down version of Nora.
Carly: Not bad as I killed Nevel
Sam: Anyway, we got to Sentinel's hideout and rescued Mike and we once again thought we got Sentinel but he called the Mind Flayers to brainwash us but I saved everyone's lives in including mine by throwing a bomb underneath the Mind Flayers
Carly: Then, we fought against the Flayed Citizens and S.E.N.T. Soldiers and before we know it. We were being flashed with the bright lights and the next thing we know, we ended up waking up at Sam's apartment and who knows what would happen next
Sam: Don't forget that we told Fredward this whole angst and lengthy adventure and he was quite a little bit jealous
Carly: Sam! Anyway, what our lives of this Post-Crisis would look like?
Sam: Are we still ourselves
Carly: Do we still do iCarly
Sam: Does Gibby stop being a weirdo
Carly: Let tuned in for an Aftermath episode of iCarly
(Then, we are seeing Carly, Sam, and Freddie wrapping up a webcast of iCarly by showing a dog walking a human on the lease which caused Carly, Sam, and Freddie laughing so hard and Carly and Sam turn around to the camera.)
Carly:...Okay, that was just a preview of the future where the dogs would "takeover" the world
Sam: It's make me wonder if dogs would eat a hotdog...well, who know?
(Sam shrugs)
Carly: So, good night...don't forget to take your signantfiant one out for a drink, water your plants, eat a tons of corn, and do your taxes
Freddie: Aaaaannnnnd...we are clear
Sam: Great...are you guys up for Groovy Smoothies
Freddie: Whoa, whoa...Groovy Smoothies haven't been around for almost a decade
Carly: What do you mean by Groovy Smoothies haven't been around for 8 years
Freddie: Okay...I know you guys had a recent angst and lengthy adventure that for once, I WASN'T part of it!
Sam: Ohhhh...just get over it, Fredward
Carly: Anyway, what kind of business that would replaced Groovy Smoothies?
(As Freddie smirk, we are seeing Carly, Sam, and Freddie standing at the door of Spencer's Spaghetti Taco Shack with Carly and Sam seems shocked.)
Carly: Ooookay...I didn't see this coming
Sam: What a plot twist right here
(Then, we are seeing iCarly theme song and Carly, Freddie, and Sam approach Spencer in his office)
Spencer: Hey, whassup kiddo
Carly: We has some sort of some strange question that we want to ask you
Spencer: Sure, shoot.
Carly: D...d...o you remember anything that happen with the timeline and Upside Down?
(Spencer's eyes became wider)
Spencer: Yes, a couple of hours ago, I found myself standing at the counter downstairs and I was like..."What in the heck is going on here!" Then, I technically ran up to my office and I was "hiding" here for a couple of hours
Sam: Ooookay...I just don't get it, before we embarked on a world-saving mission, we clearly hanging out in the Groovy Smoothies all...of...the...time even while Carly was still in Italy and I was in Los Angeles!
Spencer: True...I think something fishy going on here
Freddie: Okay...I think that I could explain what is going on here. After Carly has left for Italy to be with Colonel Shay, your father actually gave you a such great idea to open your own restaurant; which was your great opportunity to display your creation which was Spaghetti Taco.
Spencer: Eh...that actually make sense.
Freddie: Then, there wasn't enough space available in Seattle area to start your business and...you approach T-Bo and begging him to sell you his smoothies business which was actually turned out that T-Bo forgot to pay an annual property taxes and he was forced to shut down Groovy Smoothies for...GOOD!
Carly: Ohhhhh...I feel so bad for T-Bo.
Freddie: Oh...don't be. Because, shortly after he was being forced, he moved to Jamaica and has met a love of his life
(Freddie pulled out his iPhone to show a picture of T-Bo and his wife to Carly, Sam, and Spencer)
Carly, Sam, and Spencer (in unison): Awwww...
Freddie:Yep, soooo...since T-Bo has moved out of our apartment which my mother was obviously "thrilled" about it, and...Gibby has moved in with us for 2 years until she kicked us out. Now, I am a manager of an Apple Store.
Sam: Was that same store that I got an "automattly" promoted to an assistant manager and you were fired
Freddie: Yep...thanks for that REMAINDER!
Sam: Well...I was just asking
(Then, we are seeing Carly and Freddie carrying the boxes down the stair in the Shay Loft)
Carly: Thanks again for helping me out with getting a couple of boxes from the attics
Freddie: No problem...what are you going to do with these boxes
Carly: Oh...I just need to find some old photos and awards for a scrapbook that I am working on for my dad's upcoming 58th birthday
Freddie: Ah...So, wa...It can't be...
Carly: What is it?
(Freddie pulled out of Carly's birth certificate and passed it on to Carly)
Carly: What the...HOW!?
Freddie: I had no clue bu...
Carly: Okay...It was supposedly some guy who were drunk working on my FREAKING birth certificate an...
(Carly gulp)
Carly:...and cannot not and can't be my biological mother
Freddie: Yeah, but...every times we kissed, it wasn't feel anything disgusting bu...how
(Then, we are seeing Sam working on her new project based on their recent adventure and Gibby enter)
Gibby: Gibbeeehhhh...
Sam: What in the heck are you doing here?
Gibby: Oh, I am a legally employee of Spencer's Spaghetti Taco Shack
Sam: Okay...which was...
Gibby: A waiter
Sam: Good for you...I guess
Gibby: What are you working on?
Sam: Oh...it...ummmm...last night, I has this wildest dream and I was like, "I got to write a book based on a certain dream" and yep...that it
Gibby: Cool...am I in it?
Sam: NOOOO...but I could said that in my dream...I actually killed an Upside Down version of Nora?
Gibby: Was that same Psychopath who kidnapped us, your former roommate, and a bunch of everyone that we crossed a path with
Sam: Yep, that was the one
Gibby: NO WAY
Sam: Yep Way...
Gibby: You jus...literally blowing my mind right now
(Then, we are seeing Carly and Freddie were calling Colonel Shay on the ZOOM Call and his face pop up on the computer screen)
Steven: Hey Shay and Benson, how was everything
Carly: Yeah...about that, we got to talk to you
Steven: Did you just forgot to buy me a present
(Carly chuckle)
Carly: No...I was actually working on your birthday present and Freddie and I just found something that would rather to be shocking to us
Steven: If it was about me being arrested after throwing an unsupervised house party, everybody is not perfect...at all. Okay?
Carly: Nooooo...not it
Steven: Oh ok, then what was it?
Carly: Was it true that is my biological mother
Steven: Ohhhh...yeah, it is true that you, Freddie, and Spencer are technically biological...as you can see that I first met your mother at a military/medical ball which she was a nurse at Washington John
Freddie: Yeah, that's explain so much
Steven: Anyway, we has fall in love and went on a couple of dates, got married, and had 3 beautiful childrens. Then, I was away on a 14-months mission and...all of the suddenly your mother has a mental breakdown, she tried to commanded to come home and help with the house chore and kids which I was not allowed to. Then, we basically got divorced
Carly: That...was a shocker
Steven: Yeah...I...am truly sorry that I haven't been honestly about who was your mother
Carly: Well...it's fine and that is basically something we would...get use to
Steven: Excellent and Love you my little lovebug
Carly: Love you too, dad
(Carly hung up and turn to Freddie)
Freddie: Soo...hug me sistah
(Carly gave Freddie a "Really" look)
Freddie: Right...it was probably little too soon
Carly: Yeah,
(Then, we are seeing Sam still working on her book and this time she is sitting in a booth and Spencer approach her)
Spencer: Hey,
Sam: Hey, Spence
Spencer: Gibby told me that you were working on a book that was just...basically "a dream" you had last night.
(Sam sign)
Sam: Yeah, here is the thing...I don't know if this Magnum look-a-like dude told you that we actually has a couple of Wizards and Time Travelers on the Search Party
Spencer: Oh...yeah,yeah...I believed that Hop actually mentioned something about them, why?
Sam: Well...as you could see that the Russos and the Diffys are very secretive about their roles. Because, they are feared that the government would take them away and do some sort of experiment on them and such.
Spencer: Ahhhh...gotcha. That was quite clever of you, Sam
Sam: Thanks, soooo...you actually being chased by a baby
Spencer: Yes, he was freaking terrifying and actually eat any grownups that stand in his way
Sam: Huh-huh...interesting
(As Spencer puzzled and Sam smirking, we are seeing Carly and Freddie were watching Television and drinking beers)
June (On-Screen):I WANT YOU TO BUY MY FREAKING AND PRECIOUS BLANKETS FOR $14.99 AND I AM CLEARLY NOT MAD AT ALL, OKAY
(Carly and Freddie groan)
Carly: Okay...why were she always acting actually like psychopath but not on Nora's level.
Freddie: I don't know but from what I heard that she actually escaped from prison a couple of times
Carly: What was she in prison for
Freddie: Selling cracks
Carly Ahhh...
(Sam enter)
Sam: Eh, what up guys
Carly: We were having a VERY strange day
Sam: Oh...how come
Carly: Well, I...it was sort of complain but...it was turned out that Freddie and I were actually brother and sister
(Sam's eyes became wider)
Sam: Whoa, whoa...are you guys being serious
Carly: Yep, we are still...sort of reeling from all of this stocking information.
Sam: Huh...who knew my best gal would have a sibling that I cannot STAND!
Freddie: Do I have to reminded you that we technically dated briefly and yo..
Sam: DON'T YOU SAID IT!
Carly: ALRIGHT...soooo...Sam, what were you up to
Sam: Ohhh...I am actually just starting working on my new book which was based on Carls and mine's recent angst and lengthy adventure
Carly: Wait...wha... (whisper)...what about you-know-what
Sam: Yeah, here is the thing kid, I will claim it as a dream that I recently had and no one would get hurt
Carly: Weeellll...I guess so.
Sam: Great, did you I actually now has killed 2 versions of Nora: The Real World One and an Upside Down one
Freddie: Wait, what is in the heck is Upside Down
Sam: It was the another dimension, genius. Anyway, why is this angry woman would want to sell her useless blankets
Carly: No one knows
(Then, we are seeing Gibby walking to Spencer's Spaghetti Taco Shack and ran into a strange dude)
Gibby: Hey, watch where you are going
Jared: Sorry...you are?
Gibby: Oh, I am Gibby Gibson one of the waiters at Spencer's Spaghetti Shack
Jared: Oh...I am Jared Hess one of the bellhop at the Seattle Tipton
Gibby: Ahhhh...Tipton was tons of fun to take a vacation
Jared: Great, It was...ummmm nice to meet you
Gibby: You as well
(As Gibby walk away, Jared pulled out his iPhone)
Jared: Hey, yep...listen, I just discovered that iCarly crews are basically hanging out at Carly's older brother's restaurant. Huh-Huh...Yep, they acted like anything hadn't happened. Don't you worry...I will proof you for REAL unlike the time I claimed that Al Capone was the one who murdered Kennedy. Very Well...
(As Jared grin, we are seeing the text that read "To Be Contiuned...")