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On their Treehouse, Sector V is unloading a truck of Rainbow Munchies that they are giving out to various Sectors. The only one who isn't happy about this is Numbuh 4.
"I don't get how that eat such a girly cereal. I hate Rainbow Munchies." Numbuh 4 says to himself. Just then, Numbuh 3 appears behind him and laughs.
"That's hilarious, Numbuh 4. Not liking Rainbow Munchies, you're such a kidder." She laughs hysterically.
"It's true."
"You're funny. Hey everyone, Numbuh 4 says he doesn't like Rainbow Muchies!" Numbuh 3 points at Numbuh 4, and every operative in the Treehouse laughs at him.
"Not cool, Numbuh 3! I don't need THEM on my back about this!" Numbuh 4 chastises.
"Oh come Numbuh 4, it's like they say." Suddenly dozens of operatives appear out of nowhere in the room and say, "The only people who don't like Rainbow Munchies, have never tasted them!" And they suddenly disappear.
"That's right, I've never had Rainbow Munchies and I never will." Numbuh 3 then stares at Numbuh 4 in shock, while accidentally ripping the head off of a Rainbow Monkey.
"Um...w...w...wha...what... was that?" Numbuh 3 asks, making sure she heard him correctly.
"I've never had Rainbow Munchies." Numbuh 4 clarifies.
"Well you have to have some right now!" Numbuh 3 pours him a bowl of the cereal. "No wonder you're such a grumpy-pants, here have some." Numbuh 4 turns his back to her and crosses his arms. "No."
"Come one, just try it."
"Try that cruddy cereal for girly girls? What do you want me to do next, go to a disco club with Numbuh 2's brother?" Numbuh 4 asks sarcastically.
Numbuh 3 leans over to Tommy, who is dressed like John Travolta from Saturday Night Fever. "Sorry, Tommy." Tommy then walks out of the treehouse very sullenly.
"Listen Numbuh 4, just try it. Please? For me?"
"Numbuh 3 if I was in a well for eleventy seven days with nothing but a box of that cruddy cereal, I'd eat my hoodie first." Numbuh 4 rants.
"But Numbuh 4, it's amazing. And... it's good for the soul." Numbuh 3 suddenly forms a halo over her head.
"Oh please, I don't a have a soul." Suddenly, visions of massive corporations and MAGA hats surround Numbuh 4. Creeped out by it, he begins to walk away.
"Come on, just ONE bowl." Numbuh 3 asks, following him.
"No."
In various locations throughout the treehouse, she continues to offer him a bowl of cereal, to which he responds "No!"
Finally, when she asks him in the backyard he says, "Kuki, how long are gonna big about this?" With that, she cuffs their ankles together and pours him a bowl of the cereal.
"Ugh, fine I'll try the cruddy cereal." Numbuh 4 takes the bowl. Though nervous, he eats one single grain of the cereal. He looks at Numbuh 3 with a big smile, and she looks at him with an equally big smile and hearts in her eyes.
"Kuki... this is the most..." He suddenly glares and frowns at her "Disgusting, puke enduring, vile cereal! I have ever had in my whole life!" As he rants, the hearts in Numbuh 3's eyes rio in half and she begins tearing up. Numbuh 4 then rips the box out her hand and throws it on the ground.
"No one should EVER have to stomach this garbage again!" Numbuh 4 buries the box of Rainbow Munchies, going as far as to put a gravestone above it.
"Any questions?" He asks her.
"I don't get it. Rainbow Munchies are absolutely delicious, nobody can resist the yumminess." Numbuh 3 claims, still in shock at what she just witnessed.
"Nobody but me."
"Are you sure?"
"Does this look UN-sure to you?!" Numbuh 4 points to his face.
"No." Numbuh 3 hangs her head and walks away sullenly.
"Alright. Then just leave it alone."
When he is sure that she is gone, Numbuh 4 turns back to the grave and digs up the box of cereal.
"I'm so sorry!" He then tearfully takes a handful of the cereal and shoves it in his mouth.
"It's so good! Why did I waste my LIFE not eating this?" Numbuh 4 cries while hugging the now empty box.
"More! I need more!" Numbuh 4 then bolts back to the main treehouse, but pauses when he sees Numbuh 3.
"She'd never just give them to me after what I said. I just gotta sneak a box. Then... no more." Numbuh 4 thinks to himself.
In the treehouse, Numbuh 3 is playing tea party trying to keep her mind off Numbuh 4. "I didn't think I see the day that someone said they don't like Rainbow Munchies." She says to herself.
Numbuh 4 walks into her room, very sweaty and fidgety. "Um Numbuh 3? Sector W asked for a box of Rainbow Munchies. They asked for a personal delivery." Numbuh 4 lies.
"Okay I'll get it out of the safe. But listen Wally, about earlier, I shouldn't have forced you to try that. I only wanted to make you happy. But just know that I still love you, even though we don't agree with each other." Numbuh 4 completely ignores what Numbuh 3 just said to him, focusing on the box of Rainbow Munchies as she leaves the room.
"Sector W? You guys wanted a box of Rainbow Munchies?" She calls out, receiving no reply. "Hmm, maybe they went on a mission."
"Well, why don't you leave it for me to give them when they get back?" Numbuh 4 suggests.
"Nah. If they want it, I'll get one later. And besides I haven't any in about an hour so..." Numbuh 3 then pours the whole box cereal before walking away. Numbuh 4 stares off sadly.
"What do I have to do? Eat some out of the garbage?"
Numbuh 2 walks up to a trash can with a half eaten bowl of cereal.
"Shame to let this go to waste. But, gotta cut down on this stuff if I wanna woe Cree." Numbuh 2 states lovingly before tossing the bowl away and leaving.
"I had to garbage. But okay!" Numbuh 4 runs over to the trash and shoves his face in. He begins to chow down, until he realizes he's eaten everything except for the bowl of cereal. He then spits out the garbage and goes for the cereal. Before he can eat any, Numbuh 3 runs up and grabs the bowl.
"Oh no! This cereal shouldn't be here! It needs to be cremated!" Numbuh 3 then rushes to the incinerator and burns the bowl of cereal. Unbeknownst to her, Numbuh 4 watches from a distance and cries.
At his house, Numbuh 4 is sitting on the couch crying. He then hears a knock at the door. When answers it, he sees Numbuh 3 in a beautiful dress holding a box of Rainbow Munchies. The two embrace each other and enjoy the Rainbow Munchies. They get married and spend their honeymoon eating Rainbow Munchies. They have seven children who all eat Rainbow Munchies. They grow old and spend their final days eating Rainbow Munchies.
It is all a dream, Numbuh 4 is in his bed sleeping. "I love you too my darling." He then wakes up, realizing it was all a dream. "What the? Grr. I need a box of those Rainbow Munchies, and nobody's gonna stop me!" He then rushes out of his house, tiptoes past Numbuh 3's house and runs to the Treehouse. He looks through a glass door.
"Alright, there they are, next room over. All I have to do is make sure they isn't any kind of..." Suddenly something drips from a bucket above the door. "Security? Um... this is what Numbuh 2 set up for nighttime security? A bucket of water?" Numbuh 4 laughs before walking in and knocking the bucket down.
"Ha! Too easy!" He laughs, before he smells something funny. "Wait this isn't water, this is... GAS!" A robot hand appears next him and drops a match onto the puddle, igniting the gasoline.
"AAAAAHHHH!" Numbuh 4 screams in pain before running into the next room. When he does, another bucket suddenly drops and goes up in flames as well.
When the flames die down, Numbuh 4 sees the vault of Rainbow Munchies. He walks up to it and opens it.
"Jesus Christ!" He shouts. There is nothing but Rainbow Munchies in the vault. He picks up a box with shaky hands.
"Well, it's just you and me you wonderful cereal. I have you all to my.."
"Numbuh 4?" Numbuh 3 enters the room. "Is that you?"
"Numbuh 3? What are you doing here?"
"I always come here at this time to check on the hamsters. But what are you doing here?" She asks suspiciously.
"Well I um.."
"And why's the vault open. And why are you so sweaty? And.." She pauses and gives him a smug grin. She knows why he's there.
"L...l...listen Numbuh 3, I can explain. Put just listen to what I have to say. This is very..."
"You like Rainbow Munchies, don't you Numbuh 4?" Numbuh 3 asks smugly. Knowing he can't lie his way out. He slams the vault door shut and dives into the cereal.
"Yes! I admit Numbuh 3, I love Rainbow Munchies!" He shouts with joy before stuffing his face full of the sugary cereal.
"I knew you would. Nobody can resist the delicious taste of Rainbow Munchies." Numbuh 3 laughs. But when she doesn't hear him say anything, she becomes very nervous. "Numbuh 4, how much of that are you eating?" She asks nervously.
Numbuh 4 continues to ignore her and focus on eating as much of the cereal as he can.
"Wally, you can't eat all that cereal at once!" Numbuh 3 is banging on the door, trying to get his attention.
"Oh what's gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?" Numbuh 4 asks sarcastically.
"No worse? It'll all go to your thighs!"
"My thighs?" Numbuh 4 looks down to see all the weight he has now gained and the at all the cereal has literally gone to his thighs.
"And then you'll blow up!"
Mere seconds later... BOOM!
Later on in a KND ambulance, Numbuh 4 is riding with Numbuh 5.
"Yeah boy, Numbuh 5 remembers her first Rainbow Munchies." Numbuh 5 quips.
End Transmission
This story took a lot longer to write than I had hoped. With everything going on in the world, it's been hard to get myself motivated to write. Hopefully, I can keep myself motivated to write more. I hope you all enjoy what I have to offer.