Discontinued the other story cause I felt it was getting too long. Going to change things up this time. Alt universe cause yadda yadda. Poly ship and it's going to be more funny. And short.

Kikaza's POV

Another day, another boring day in prison. What else should I expect?

I'm going to be honest, ever since I've been thrown into Galactic Prison things have been way our cells are designed prevents any contact, at best we can see other people's cells from the other side of the prison.

The prison was subpar. The food is at best edible, though hardly something I'd like eating on a daily basis. Seriously, the stuff is hardly food at times and it's rather disgusting. I'd rather not eat it, but it's better than starving I suppose.

Not to mention the worst part is the lack of handsome men. All the prisoners that I've seen aren't aesthetically pleasing or their other features make them look rather revolting. A lady can't seem to get a one night stand with such lackluster options. Finding men with high quality was such a pain.

Not to mention the guys in the Brigade weren't exactly pleasing. We've known each other for quite some time and it wouldn't feel right sleeping with any of them.

Yuzun's a good friend, but he's rather irritating personality wise. Not to mention the transformation is a turnoff, which for some reason he's extremely proud of that...grotesque form for whatever reason. It's hideous beyond belief, yet he seems to take pride in it.

Yunba is an overweight asshole and he's a dick in general. Personally, I believe the only thing he's capable of loving is food. Given how much he stuffs himself with it, I can't say I'd be surprised. Also he's not even close to handsome, so he's an absolute pass.

Saganbo is….honestly way too prideful and macho for my tastes. I've been around a fair share of macho guys, but Saganbo's pride makes him extremely difficult to be around. And he and Miza seem to have a little on and off thing going on, so I'd rather not intrude on their relationship if it is one.

Bikkura Quotir..is a metalman and I doubt he even understands romantic or sexual might result in hurting his feelings due to his thin skinned nature. Not to mention he weighs tons of pounds and would make for an uncomfortable experience. Also lacks organs from what I can tell.

And 7-3, who is an emotionless android. While 7-3 has an attractive build, I don't think he's even equipped with a dick. I'm not certain if his creators made him with one, and none of us are willing to check.

Zauyogi is a pretentious man, pretty shoving himself into the position of being boss's right hand man. He ain't bad looking, but his personality is a huge turn off. Not to mention I think he sheds as he is a lizard, so that killed any interest.

And Shimorekka...is Shimorekka. Enough said.

Suddenly I heard the bell. Oh my, must be that time again. Guess it's time for our 'free period'. I waltzed to the auditorium. They had things to keep us distracted, like weight sets, punching bags, and whatnot.

I could see various members of our brigade doing their own thing. Our metaman was counting. Yunba seemed to be gorging on a snack, getting the particles on the ground. Disgusting, but not out of character.

Our android emotionlessly gazed at me, eyes not blinking as he did. His eyes were void of anything as his gaze pierced through me. I quickly broke eye contact and waltzed away from him.

I know he's emotionless and only knows to obey commands, but that doesn't shake the creeps away that I feel. I always questioned the boss's decision to let him on the team. Sometimes I wonder if that machine is capable of emotional thought.

Zauyogi seemed to be doing pushups, and was struggling. I then noticed Shimorekka was on his back while he was working out with one arm.

"Come on! Work those muscles! Faster! We're thirty five, you gotta pick up the pace!"

My lizard comrade grunted,"Easy to say when you're not the one carrying a hundred and ninety pound dwarf on your back."

The dwarf shouted,"Hey! I am a hundred and sixty pounds you dick!"

"It doesn't feel like it! What the hell do you eat that makes you so heavy?"

I laughed,"Aw come on, Shimorekka. Cut him slack, you probably put on a few pounds since we got here. You should be a bit more considerate."

"Pfff! I don't weigh that much, he's just flimsy! Come on noodle arms, work those muscles!"

"Yes Shimorekka…"

I chuckled, admiring the view of the lizard struggling to keep up with Shimorekka's commands. Aw, what a wonderful sight. "They never change…"

I noticed a familiar pair of large, unkempt magenta pigtails made an appearance. I smiled, recognizing Iwaza as she sat on a bench by dorky appearance I could spot a mile away, especially her curly hair sticking out.

"Hey gurl. Whatcha drawing?" I asked, peeking over her shoulder to see her with a paper and pencil.

She tilted her head, quickly putting her drawing against her chest, smiling nervously as she adjusted her oversized spectacles."Oh! N-Nothing. I was just drawing em….rainbows and unicorns!"

I cocked an eyebrow,"Are for real right now? Aren't you a bit too...old for those things?"

She huffed, swaying her bangs as she did so,"Hpmh! That's preposterous! You're never too old for rainbows and unicorns!"

"Unbelievable. Honestly, given how secretive you got, I doubt that's what you were drawing. Come on, let me see."

"No. It's nothing. Just...ponies and rainbows! Nothing to see here."

"Nonsense!" I quickly snatched it from her arms and peered through the pages. My eyes widened with interest. Iwaza had quite the talent in the arts. Especially when it came to drawing people. Men of any race were no exception judging by all these sketches."Ooh...I like what I see here. Your taste in males is quite refined. You certainly have an imagination don't you?"

"It's not like that. I just like drawing them."

"Because they're hot."

"Well um…."

"Aw come on Izzie, there's no shame in finding men attractive. Though I personally prefer being more intimate with my prey. Especially considering that all the males here are not in our league.. After all, if we were out of this facility, there would be so many males to have my way with."

Her blush skin flared a darker shade."Kikaza, you don't need to be so greedy."

I feigned a gasp of surprise, placing a hand on my bosom."Who me, greedy? Iwaza, it's not a sin to want them all for yourself!~"

"Well Kikaza, you're known for your promiscuous activity back at the ship. I remember that you let your fair share of men in your part of the spaceship."

I grinned, twirling my side parted hair,"You say that like it's a bad thing! Those men paid their fair share for those delightful services. And who wouldn't find me bewitching? When you're built like me you take pride in the fact other's kill for a body as gorgeous as this."

"I mean, you're not wrong."

I winked,"And it helps that my hunger insatiable if you know what I mean~"

"You have no control over yourself do you?"

"No. Even if I did, why would I want to? You've got to use your assets to your advantage and indulge in a bit of sin from time to time. You should try it."

"I'll pass. I don't need that many men in my life. I'd like just one personally."

I scoffed,"But that's boring! Being attached to one would be utterly devastating. I'd never survive!"

"Kikaza,you're such a drama queen."

"I know, but I'm adored for it, so why stop the praise?"

"I see your point. You were always a fan of attention."

"I'm an attention whore, what do you expect?"

We both laughed at this and we were rudely interrupted by a large thump. I turned, seeing the Queen Bitch herself triumphantly placing her heel on a deflated punching bag, its stuffing ravaged across the ground as its contents exploded like confetti.

"Oh my...was that truly necessary Miza?"

"Yeah, you got grain and sand all over the floor. Someone's going to have to clean that mess up. I don't want to get that stuff on my boots you know."

My punk leader rolled her eyes, baring her fangs at me."Tch! That ain't my problem, those dumbasses will clean this mess up. I'll make em do it, watch."

"Hm?"

My leader barked towards two officers,"Hey dumbasses! There's a fucking mess over here, do something useful for once in your hopeless lives and do something about it! "

"B-But didn't you make the me-"

"What was that? Did a fuckilng little bitch yapping?"

"Eeep! Em nothing madam. We'll get right to it."

"Hmph! That's exactly what I thought you said."

The officers quickly scampered over to clean up the mess. As they were cleaning, Miza 'accidentally' spilled the remaining contents of the bag punching bag onto the floor, hitting some of the officer's as they were cleaning.

Saganbo looked up from his weight training, grinning ear to ear."Nice job, Miza. What a lovely sight to see in this awful place."

"Doing what I do best, boss. Making these losers lives hell." Suddenly she barked as one of the officers tried to leave."Hey! You aren't done cleaning! Finish cleaning this mess asshole!"

He quickly fell back on his knees, inciting a laugh out of the rest of the brigade. I had to admit it was rather funny. Though Iwaza seemed indifferent to it.

Miza seemed ready to pull something else, but then the familiar sound of a ring stopped her in her tracks."Ah damn it. Next period. And just as I was about to have fun…"

"Don't worry," Saganbo said,"You'll have another chance tomorrow."

RING!

Oh my...it's lunch time. Best get in line for whatever they serve us.