The Disgusting Lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers

by bigbadoneechan

In your average episode of Ishuzoku/Interspecies Reviewers, the gang gets laid and writes about it. What happens if things go wrong and get more interesting? That's what this story is about: the everyday lives of the Ishuzoku Reviewers being shaken up and thrown about. tbh I do not like the series and this is catharsis and also its very funny. many ideas by Brightside (not on site)

1. Chapter 1: Bone Zone

CHAPTER 1: It's Time to Enter the Bone Zone

It was your average day at the inn. Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise were all drinking and eating heartily, talking about their favorite thing in the world: sex. Crimvael and Meidri were serving customers their orders and getting stared at by the lecherous of the patrons (except Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Bruise, who took an oath to only have sex with Succu-Girls).

"The skeletal system of humanoid creatures is NOT sexy," said Stunk to his friends.

"C'mon, you're just being a baka human poophead," said Zel, getting worked up.

"I think YOU'RE being a BONER! Hahahahaha" said Stunk, making himself and his friends laugh at his crude joke.

"Alright! Let's go to a brothel!" shouted Stunk, standing up and throwing his money on the table.

Stunk, Zel, Kanchal, and Crimvael all stood in front of their destination of the day: a brothel known as "THE BONE ZONE." Crimvael and Stunk were rather frightened of going in but Zel and Kanchal walked right in without fear. After paying their way in and finding the least unattractive skeleton Succu-Girl they could, they each went into their individual rooms to get boned haha it's a sex joke do you get it?

On the rigid and uncomfortable bed, Stunk stared at his skeleton Succu-Girl: she was a skeleton alright. A really sexy skeleton. I'm sorry how am I supposed to describe a skeleton as sexy? Her pure white bones glistened in the candlelight, her eye-sockets maintaining a dark aura Stunk could not help but stare into. He caressed her ribcage and felt the tough and cold bones.

"Teehee~ that tickled," the skeleton replied, a cute and high-pitched voice coming from her morbidly dead skull.

Stunk didn't know quite what to do. He couldn't help but be enthralled. He never expected this.

"I think it's time for a BONEJOB," said the skeleton, inching towards Stunk's crotch.

The skeleton tore off Stunk's pants in a single move and went towards his erect dick. Her skeletal teeth bit Stunk's cock so hard it ripped right off, causing him to scream in pain and shoot blood all over the skeleton's face.

"Time to be a skeleton like me~" the skeleton said, striking a pose that would probably look cute if she had skin.

Meanwhile in Zel's room, the skeleton he was making out with proceeded to bite his tongue off, causing him to bleed out as well. In Kanchall's room, the skeleton he was getting a piggy back ride with accidently ran him into the ceiling disco ball, causing him to get glass shards all in his eyes and making him bleed out. Crimvael had a great time with their skeleton and left unharmed. With a majority of the Reviewers dead, the reviewing process ended forever.

END OF CHAPTER 1