It was just a normal day on Cybertron everyone was getting ready for a party to celebrate the planet being at peace.
Shockwave had been working in his lab to try to invent a new super energon.
But so far it had been less then successful he had actually invented to new types of energon he didn't know what to do with.
Pink energon and Yellow energon. He had been testing them on scraplets and the ones he gave the pink energon to all fell in love with the first thing they saw. And the ones he gave the yellow kind to were suddenly afraid of everything.
Shockwave put the fail energon experaments outside to be disposed of. But he didn't count on Grimlock who was supposed to get energon for the party but didn't order enough to find it and decide it would make up the difference so took both kind with him.
Later Starscream was in the mess hall to get some energon when he noticed Arcee and Windblade both came in the seeker knew neither of the femmes liked him so he was gonna try to avoid them.
"I'm just here for a cube of energon then I'll go so you two don't have to put up with me." Starscream said as he grabbed a bright blue cube of energon.
"We're just here for the same reasons so if you don't bother us we won't bother you." Arcee told him as she and Windblade both got pink cubes of energon.
"Ok then I'll just take my leave now." Starscream said as he started to walk out.
"Why leaving so soon handsome?" Asked Windblade having drank some of the pink energon.
"Yeah you can stay here as long as you like." Said Arcee having also drank some.
"Ok you two are starting to freak me out." Starscream told them.
"It's ok my sweetspark." Said Windblade.
"No he's my sweetspark." Arcee cut in.
"No I saw him first." Windblade shouted.
"Please don't fight." Starscream pleaded not knowing what was going on.
"Ok it a fight to the death and the winner gets Starscream." Said Arcee.
"Your on!" Yelled Windblade. As the two femmes started to fight.
"Oh scrap I have to get help!" Starscream cried running off to find someone to help him stop the two femmes from killing each other over him.
A few minutes later Megatron and Knock Out came into the mess hall to get energon Knock Out took a pink cube and Megatron took a yellow one.
"Well hello handsome." Knock Out said seeing himself in a mirror and falling in love with himself.
"Ok Knock Out I get it you think you look fabulous." Megatron told him not seeing any difference since Knock Out was already vine.
Then Megatron took a sip from his cube.
"Ahh! Please don't hurt me!" Megatron cried running out of the room in fear.
"Noo! Ahh!" His voice came from down the hallway being under the effects of yellow energon and feeling afraid of everything.
Knock Out was so busy looking at himself in the mirror he didn't even notice.
Meanwhile outside Arcee and Windblade were still fighting each other over Starscream and Bulkhead and Wheeljack mistook it for them sparring with each other.
And the two wreakers were cheering them on and even betting on who would win.
While Starscream was still trying to find someone who could help him break it up with out blaming him for it.
Meanwhile in the mess hall Sideswipe, Blurr and Strongarm were having some energon before the party Sideswipe and Blurr both grabbed pink cubes and Strongarm grabbed a yellow one.
"Oh hi Knock Out." They all said at once seeing the cherry mech standing there looking at his reflection.
Knock Out just waved his servo at them not taking his optics off the mirror.
"Classic Knock Out obsessed with his finish." Said Blurr.
Then the three drank their energon. And Blurr and Sideswipe both fell in love with Strongarm who ran from them both now being afraid of everything.
They all ran outside leaving Knock Out still staring at his reflection with a big smile on his face.
Once outside they all turned into their alt modes and Blurr and Sideswipe were chasing Strongarm so two spots cars were chasing a police car.
Starscream was still trying to find someone to help him stop Arcee and Windblade from killing each other over him. When he saw the two spots cars after the cop car.
"Um is this opposite day?" He asked himself. Then shook his helm as he got back to the task at hand.
Then he ran into Megatron he could help him. Starscream started running to the warlord who suddenly screamed at the top of his voice box and took off running like his life depended on it.
"Wait I need your help!" Starscream yelled after him.
"Stay away! stay away! stay away!" Megatron cried running off with tears of fear in his optics.
"Your afraid of me?" Starscream said in shock. "Has everyone on Cybertron lost it?"
Then Soundwave saw that everyone was acting strange and started recoding everything to try to get to the bottom of it.
When Bumblebee came up to him and said Fixit had started acting strange when he brought a prisoner into the mess hall then he showed him Shadow Striker who he had in stasis cuff while Fixit was hugging her leg with a smile on his faceplates.
"Can you please get him to let go?" Shadow Striker said sounding annoyed.
"It all started when he had some of that strange pink energon." Bumblebee explained.
Then he and Soundwave went to the mess hall where Knock Out was still looking at his reflection.
Then Soundwave decided to try an experament and gave Knock Out a cube of the yellow kind.
"Oh no!" Knock Out cried.
"What's wrong?" asked Bumblebee.
"I want to propose to myself but what if I find someone I like better or I reject myself or what if I'm just not good enough for me?" Knock Out told him.
Bumblebee just rolled his optics. "There's clearly something wrong with that energon." He said.
Then they went to Ratchet and got him to make an antidote for both kinds.
Then went and found everyone and gave them the antidote.
"I can't believe we were gonna fight to the death over Starscream." Said Windblade.
"I know right." Added Arcee.
"And what's so off about that?" Asked Starscream.
"I was actually running from Starscream and screaming in terror?" Said Megatron. "I'm so ashamed."
"I can't believe we both went chasing after Strongarm." Sideswipe told Blurr who nodded.
"I'm just happy that's over." Strongarm vented.
"I was actually clinging to Shadow Striker's leg." Said Fixit.
"All that staring at myself made me realize I need a new wax job." Knock Out told them.
Then they saw Shockwave.
"He the one who made that energon get him!" They all yelled at once.
"Scrap." Shockwave said when he heard them then took off running with all of them on his tail.
Then Optimus should up just in time to see them all chasing Shockwave with Starscream and Knock Out taking the rear.
Until he heard a roar and then Starscream and Knock Out were suddenly in front as they ran the other way with Predaking chasing all of them.
Optimus watched them run from the predacon only they didn't know Predaking had stopped chasing them after a few minutes and were still running.
"Did I miss something?" Optimus asked himself.
The End.
Hope you all enjoyed this funny one shot I came up with. And that was Shadow Striker from Cyberverse I just thought it would be fun to put her in it.