The black cat had seen enough of Dr. Briefs' experiments. He'd heard enough about the Z-fighters. He was ready for his own experiment. It was even more ambitious than anything ever done before.
It was the middle of the night. The cat knew it was time to act.
In the laboratory, the window was left cracked open. The cat let out a soft meow, then waited.
A few moments later, Nimbus appeared. The cloud squeezed through the open window, and the cat hopped on.
They flew through the halls of Capsule Corp, as quietly as a cloud like Nimbus could. Then, when the cat meowed, Nimbus stopped. The cat reached out a paw, pressed down on a certain door handle, then pushed it open, just a sliver. He then jumped off of Nimbus, and the cloud flew away.
The cat slowly opened the bedroom door, just enough to let himself in, then crept past Vegeta and Bulma's bed, to the bathroom.
Vegeta, who had been awoken by a strange noise, kept his eyes closed and listened intently. When he heard small feet padding on the carpet, he opened his eyes, just in time to see the shadow of the cat in the sliver of light pouring in from the hallway. Curious what the cat was doing, and how it had even gotten into the bedroom, he got up, put on his boxers, and crept into the hallway. He walked up and down it, but when he couldn't find the cat anywhere, he muttered, "whatever," and went back into his room, locking the door behind him.
As he made his way into the bathroom to take a piss, Vegeta noticed something. The condom that had been in the trash can... Was no longer there. "What the hell," he whispered. "Disgusting cat."
The cat waited in his hiding spot, in the vent at the bottom of the wall, until he was sure Vegeta had gone back to bed. Then he crept, condom in his mouth, back into the hallway, and meowed for Nimbus, who was waiting a short distance away. Nimbus flew the cat back to the lab, where he put the sperm from the condom into a syringe. Then, they left the lab.
Out in the deep wilderness, Piccolo was deep in meditation, sitting high in the air in front of a waterfall. His meditation was interrupted when he felt a prick in his back, and turned around to see the cat, a single paw outstretched, claws unsheathed.
"What do you want?" Piccolo asked the cat. "Can't you see I'm busy?" He said, though he petted the cat anyway. "And how the hell did you get Nimbus?"
And then, just as suddenly as they had come, the cat and Nimbus flew away, this time with an empty syringe.
~9 MONTHS LATER~
"Trunks! Hurry up! You'll be late for school!" Bulma yelled up the stairs as she carried Bulla to the kitchen.
"Coming, Mom!" Trunks responded. He ran down the stairs and opened the front door to leave.
"Where do you think you're going?" Vegeta asked, as he stood in the doorway of the kitchen.
"I've gotta go to school, Dad!" Trunks said, exasperated.
"Not without breakfast, you're not!" Vegeta scolded. "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. How are you supposed to grow up strong if you never eat breakfast?"
Trunks sighed, rolled his eyes, closed the front door, and stomped into the kitchen.
"Don't you roll your eyes at me, son!" Vegeta yelled at Trunks, just as Goku instant transmissioned into the room.
"Hey, Vegeta! Ready to go to training? Lord Beerus is waiting!"
"Kakarot how many times have I told you not to instant transmission directly into my house!" Vegeta screamed, but he was interrupted by Piccolo, who slammed the front door open so hard, it nearly broke off its hinges.
"Goku," Piccolo panted. "I need you... To get me... To Namek..."
"Geez Piccolo, you've really been packing on the pounds!" Goku exclaimed. "How much have you been eating? You look like Chi-Chi right before she went to that building with the red cross on it and came back all skinny again and carrying Gohan!"
Vegeta gave Goku a strange look before saying, "What the hell Piccolo, you look pregnant!"
"I am... Pregnant..." Piccolo said, gasping for breath.
"What's pregnant?" Goku asked.
"Goku... I need.. Grand Elder... Namek..."
Bulma, who had heard everything from the kitchen, was beginning to get frustrated. "CAN'T YOU SEE HE'S ABOUT TO GIVE BIRTH?! JUST TELEPORT HIM TO NAMEK ALREADY!"
"Geez, alright," Goku said. "But we gotta go to King Kai's. New Namek is too far away from here for me to sense."
"Vegeta, you should go with them," Bulma suggested. "Just... Keep Goku out of trouble."
"Fine, whatever," Vegeta said as he put a hand on Goku's shoulder. Piccolo grabbed Goku's other shoulder, and Goku put two fingers to his forehead, concentrating.
"Goku!" King Kai exclaimed as Goku appeared on his planet. "Vegeta! And... Piccolo?"
"King Kai, which direction is New Namek?" Goku asked urgently.
"It's in that direction, why?" King Kai pointed.
"No time to explain," Goku said, then concentrated once again and teleported away.
As they appeared in a village on the green planet, a few Namekians ran to the group to see what was going on. The town quickly realized that this was nothing hostile, as one of the Namekians ran to get the grand elder.
By this point, Piccolo was breathing heavily, on the verge of passing out; Goku was greeting the many excited Namekians who were surrounding him, and Vegeta was crossing his arms and scowling.
Grand Elder Moori ran up to Piccolo, shooing the crowd away. "Piccolo, look at me... Breathe deeply and slowly, like this..."
Piccolo copyed his breathing, then gave a big wretch, and an egg flew out of his mouth, into Moori's hands.
The village Namekians, who had been lingering in nearby doorways and windows, let out a collective gasp, and a few started clapping.
But everyone grew silent as the egg began to crack.
A small piece of egg fell out, leaving a hole. A fuzzy brown thing stuck out of the hole.
As more of the egg fell off, a green hand stuck out of the hole.
Suddenly, the whole egg fell apart, revealing something no one had ever seen before...
There, in Moori's hands, was a small child, with green skin, antennae-looking things poking out of the head, pointy ears, and long nails. The child was clearly Namekian, however, there was something else. Because the child also had long black hair, with green highlights, and a brown tail, which also had green streaks.
The first thing the child saw was Vegeta, and a small giggle could be heard.
"Wow, is that how Gohan was born?" Goku said. "Chi-Chi told me there was a baby store inside that big building with the cross..."
Vegeta scoffed and rolled his eyes, causing the baby to giggle again.
Meanwhile the Namekians were muttering to each other, in Namekian, and Piccolo was standing there, staring at his child, in complete shock.
As the baby decided to try and copy Vegeta's funny faces, Goku said, "Look, Vegeta, he's got a tail! Just like what you used to have!"
Vegeta scoffed again. "Kakarot, that child's a girl! And don't try and associate me with such a... Monstrosity. Just take me home already."
"H-how is this possible?" Piccolo stuttered.
"She kinda looks like you, Vegeta!" Goku said.
"Kakarot, what did I just tell you!" Vegeta yelled, but Goku lifted the girl's hair to reveal a widow's peak, not unlike Vegeta's.
"That's not proof!" Vegeta said defensively.
"Just drop it, quit fighting!" Piccolo said. He spread out his arms, and a beam of light went from Piccolo's hands to the girl, and when it stopped, she was wearing Namekian clothes. She giggled again as Piccolo picked her up and said, "Lets go home." He told the grand elder thanks, and grabbed onto Goku's shoulder.
"Bye!" Goku waved to the Namekians as Vegeta took hold of his other shoulder, then the group teleported away.
Meanwhile on a space ship, somewhere far away from Earth, a being sat, one of the Frieza race, and purple like him. "Sir," someone reported to him. "We have searched almost all of the regions of the universe. There is only on section left. It is filled with many planets, big and small, most of which are not known to have been inhabited before."
"Well what are you waiting for?" The Frieza look alike said. "Get searching! We must find those two Saiyans, and make them strong enough to defeat those who killed my father! Goku and Vegeta will PAY for what they've done!"
Note from the author:Hey there! Thanks for reading my story. This is something I've had the idea for for years... And I'm only just now writing about it! These characters actually started out as roleplaying characters, but after my friend and I started to get busy with school and eventually grew apart, I had no one to rp with! So i decided to turn my ideas into a whole entire fanfiction! Hopefully it turns out well... Stay tuned! More exciting adventures await! ~Blayr