Lynn Jr: hey, can you come over and help us get even with Luan? I'm sick and tired of the crap that she does to us on April Fool's Day.
Seymour: sure.
Lynn Jr: thank you!
on April Fool's Day
Luan: it's time to pull some prank-
Leni: Hey, Luan?
Luan: yes?
Leni: We got a new principal, and they like to meet you.
Seymour: Hi there, I'm your new principal, Seymour Skinner. There are some new rules now, and one of them is no pranks-
Lynn Jr: *sits on a whoopee cushion*
Seymour: You have detention for the whole week!
Luan: What?
Seymour: Everytime you say what, you get more detentions!
Luan: WHAT?!?
Seymour: You have detention for two weeks! everytime you say no, you get even more detentions!
Luan: NO-
Seymour: You have detention for three weeks!
Luan: but-
Seymour: Four weeks!
Luan: I-
Seymour: Five weeks!
Luan: w-
Seymour: Everytime you look sad, you get suspended!
Luan: WHA-
Seymour: you're suspended for two weeks!
Luan: That's not-
Seymour: now you're expelled!
Luan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *sobbing* Mom and Dad are gonna be mad!!!
Lynn Jr and Seymour: APRIL FOOLS!!!
Seymour: I'm not your new principal, I'm already principal at Springfield Elementary, this was a prank on you!
Luan: *sniffs* wow, you really got me.
Seymour: but if you continue to go too far with your pranks...we won't go easy on you this time...understand?
Luan: *terrified* yes...
Seymour: Good. Bye everyone. *leaves their house*
THE END
