"Ugh I'm so bored." Bart Simpson said.
"Me too. I miss school so much. How much longer do we have to be quarantined?" Lisa said.
"I don't know. They need to find something to stop the goddamn coronavirus." Bart said.
"Kids come in here." Marge said.
"I didn't do it." Bart said.
"You're not in trouble. As you know the coronavirus is going around." Marge said.
"Yes. We've been quarantined for 3 weeks now." Lisa said.
"Well Homer decided he wants to wrestle with one of you guys to spare some time." Marge said.
"I choose Bart." Homer said.
"Why?" Bart said.
"You're older, it'll help you with the wrestling team, and the title of the story is Homer vs. Bart." Homer said breaking the 4th wall.
"Why did the write have to choose me?" Bart said.
"Because I felt like it." I said.
"Why can't you do someone else?" Bart said.
"Lisa doesn't do sports and Maggie can't talk." I said.
(Maggie sucks on her pacifier)
"Yes I do." Lisa said.
"Band does not count as a sport." I said.
"D'oh." Lisa said.
"Ha ha." Nelson said off camera.
"Since they don't do sports, I chose you." I said.
"Damn it." Bart said.
"Come on Bart. It'll be fun." Homer said.
"Fine." Bart said.
"Alright I'll be Homer's coach and Lisa you will be Bart's coach." Marge said.
"You're going down old man." Bart said.
"In your dreams." Homer said.
"Ready set go." Marge said.
(Bart and Homer start wrestling)
"Take this Bart." Homer said.
(Bart turns him around and pins him to the ground)
"1. 2. 3. Bart wins." Lisa said.
"D'oh." Homer said.
"Bart you should do wrestling." Marge said.
"Yeah." Lisa said.
"I'll think about it once the virus blows over." Bart said.
"Bart." Homer said.
"Homer please don't strangle me." Bart said.
"I'm not going to strangle you. I'm proud of you. You wrestled your old man and won. I didn't knew you had it in you." Homer said.
"I have to do something while we're quarantined." Bart said.
"How about a rematch." Homer said.
"You're on." Bart said.
"Ready, set, go." Lisa said.
(Bart and Homer wrestle again. Homer tries to pin Bart down, but Bart turns him around and pins him down)
"1. 2. 3. You're out." Marge said.
"Good match Bart." Homer said.
"Thanks." Bart said.
"Do you know how much longer we have to be quarantined?" Lisa said.
"I don't know Lisa. Hopefully the virus blows over soon." Marge said.
"It better blow over soon. I'm tired of being trapped in this hell hole." Bart said.
"Bart! I agree. It's been going on 4 weeks now." Homer said.
"I'm sure it'll blow over soon so we can get back to our normal lives." Marge said.