A Seattle Grace Mercy West Swingers Party - Post Plane Crash Edition
AU Where Plane crash happened but they all lived. Arizona has her leg.
In celebration, the survivors host a Swinger's Party at Meredith's house.
Mark. Lexie. Cristina. Meredith. Derek. Arizona. Callie & Addison. :D
Crackfic. Alternate Universe-Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies. Repairs. Rated T.
"We should host a party," Callie Torres says.
"A party?!" Derek Shepherd says.
"To celebrate the $15 Million settlement we got from the Insurance company" Callie explains.
"You want to host a party to celebrate… near-death experiences that weren't actually YOUR experiences" Arizona says to her with a bit of bite, but ultimately confusion.
"I just think it would be a bit strange that's all," says Meredith, tactfully.
'I kind of want to celebrate, ' says Lexie, shyly. "I could use some cheering up."
"I'm in it if everyone is," says Cristina. "I'm learning to be a team player," she adds.
"I know what kind of party we could have!" Mark exclaims suddenly.
"Really! You would?" Lexie says as if she knows something the others do not.
"Mark. Sloan. Are. You. Serious." Callie Torres deadpans knowingly.
"It wouldn't be our first rodeo, so to speak," Derek says with a smirk.
At that, Mark smirks up at Derek, as Meredith slaps him saying "YOU DID NOT TELL ME"
And Lexie just sort of pretends to wince at Mark, but then looks at Derek and back, and blushes.
"Am I losing it here or did Mark Sloan just proposition us ALL for a seven-some? Says Cristina.
"I mean he is literally Mark, of course, he just did," Arizona says to Cristina in a huff.
"So does this mean you're not going to participate? Cristina asks her suspiciously.
"Wait, YOU would participate? Arizona asks her incredulously.
"Well Owen and I just got a divorce and I- We minus Callie just fell from the sky" she shrugs.
"I'm alright with it if you are Arizona" Callie offers her.
"But the thing is- I'm GAY, Callie. I don't want to have sex with any men or any men watching" she explains.
"Why don't we make it a swinger's party?" Meredith suggests,
Everyone's eyes snap to her, and Derek is most shocked, yet pleased at her suggestion.
"A what?" Lexie Grey asks with a curious interest.
"It's where everyone comes over to one person's place - probably Meredith and Derek's because they own their own house.
- sorry for being presumptuous…" Mark trails off a bit awkwardly.
"I'd offer but Owen still lives at my place because he likes to slide down the fire pole," Cristina says sympathetically.
"Oh no, of course, we could host you. We'll just have to get a sitter for the kids for the night" Derek says.
"Could the kids all stay over between your apartments?" Derek asks Arizona, Callie, Mark, and Lexie.
"Sure" they all shrug enthusiastically. "I'll call a sitter," Arizona says with a nod.
"Well I guess we'll all meet at Meredith and Derek's then, and we'd all have a token" Callie says.
"We take turns picking someone we aren't in a relationship with and aren't related to," she says.
"And whoever's token we draw, spend the night with, whatever that means" Meredith explains.
"Well, I guess that settles it," says Arizona. "I'm actually as long as I don't get a guy, " she says.
"See I TOLD YOU a party would be a good idea," says Callie. "We know you're gay Arizona."
"I think we just have one more teeny problem here," says Lexie Grey with a squeak.
"What's that?" says Mark. "What's wrong with our sex party this it'll be a blast" Mark laughs.
"If we're each pairing off for the night, there would be seven people and 3 pairings," Lexie says.
"Lexie's right" Meredith says. "We can't have someone completely left out, it's not fair" she adds.
Mark and Derek look at each other with a shit-eating-smirk before smiling together with an idea.
"I think we might have an idea of who we can call to warm up our empty bed," Derek says.
Derek nods to Mark and tells him he can go ahead and make the call.
Meredith laughs at the boys to say that if they had both been this amicable all these years ago,
Then absolutely none of any of all of this would have ever have happened.
*****INCOMING CALL FROM MARK SLOAN*****
Addison Forbes Montgomery picks up her cell phone before it finishes it's first ring.
"Hey Addie," says Mark. "So remember that time when you and Derek and I had a thing?"
"Mmhmm" Addison chuckles fondly. She can faintly hear - Arizona? Laugh at the joke.
"How do you feel about a spontaneous trip out from LA next weekend? Mark asks her.
"PUT HER ON SPEAKERPHONE MARK" Addison could hear Meredith Grey's voice yell.
"Hello, umm, Meredith and who am I speaking to exactly?" Addison asks, rather amused.
"Derek, Mark, Lexie, Cristina, Arizona all just survived a plane crash," Callie says.
"So I suggested we have a party. We're going over to Derek and Meredith is making snacks"
"Why do I feel somehow that there is something you're all not quite telling me?" Addison laughs.
"We're having a swinger's party" Mark explains to Addison, who says "I'm listening", interested.
"So what are the rules exactly?" Lexie Grey asks because she likes to understand these things.
"Is this where we'd each pick each other's keys out of the hat to see who we fuck?" Addison asks.
"See I KNEW she'd understand," Mark says to everyone as Derek just nods up at him.
"Seattle Grace sure hasn't changed a bit" Addison laughs. "I'll see what I can do for flights."
"You can pick first, Arizona" Derek offers to her. "If you get a boy we can let you draw again"
"I think I could accept that offer," Arizona says, receiving a reassuring squeeze from Callie.
"Meredith and I absolutely have to draw next, no questions asked," Lexie says.
"True," Meredith says, provoking questioning eyes. She gears up to explain her thoughts.
Meredith, she sighs "so we don't get EACH OTHER," she says to them all as they nod.
"There shouldn't be any drugs or drinking," says Callie. "We need sober consent," she says.
"And not leaving the house, but we'd all have separate rooms," Lexie says.
"True, I don't want to be roaming Seattle with no clothes looking for someone," Mark Sloan says.
"We have to decide whether or not we want to share details," says Cristina.
"I want to know ALL OF THE DETAILS," says Mark with a shit-eating grin.
"But only with each other," says Derek. "Sharing the details, after, together of course," he says.
"And only if we want to, we decide to form different or larger groupings later" Callie suggests.
"Is everyone in agreement with all of the rules then? Cristina asks, all completely businesslike.
"Yeah, sure" everyone seems to agree, including Addison, over the phone.
"What time are we meeting at yours'?" Arizona asks them all and they think.
"How does eight PM work for you all? Mark Sloan says, pulling up a phone calendar.
"Sounds good to me," says the room in chorus. "Pick me up at the airport at Five," says Addison.
"Is there anything at all we have to discuss before the weekend? Derek says to them.
They all seem to shrug and just eye each other from across the room with lust and excitement.
" Does anyone have any preferences for snacks ?" Meredith asks with an enthusiastic smile.
*****END OF CHAPTER ONE