Author's note, In the SG1 episode 200, one of the short stories has Jack invisible. It was my favorite/worst short story of them because it was very funny but then Jack was in the women's locker room doing extracurricular activities as Sam showers. If this was a regular episode, obviously the Air Force wouldn't let it fly but since it was the two hundredth episode and near the end of the series...they got away with it.
There are so many ways they could have put Sam & Jack together without doing that scene. Plus his actions reminds me of what a pervert Rodney would do, not Jack. Remember this is "follow the rules Jack" who wouldn't even let her say his name in Grace and has respect for Carter. So I decided to write one of them down that is honorable and still funny to replace that shower scene in the "Invisible Jack" 200th episode. Thanks for reading.
Jack enters Sam's lab. He see her engrossed in the cloaking generator they had just brought back to make him visible again. He watches her for a bit and knows he won't be invisible much longer. Jack leans forward and softly says "Sam" as he runs his fingers through her hair and slowly cups her cheek and face, stroking it with his thumb. Sam closes her eyes and tilts her head into his hand, loving the touch she knows they cannot have. She says "Sir, we can't do this"
Outside Sam's lab, General Thomas from Area 51, is passing by overhearing the conversation. He was coming from Felder's lab to go to Hammon's office. He immediately stops and jumps into Sam's lab. She immediately turns to the right and salutes General Thomas with "Hello Sir!"
He quickly walks around her lab table, bending down and sees no one. He walks back to the front with a perplexed look and says "at ease Major" turns and walks out.
Jack lets out a sigh and says "Ooh, close one."
Sam said in a chided tone,"ya think!"