A/N: Here's the long awaited sequel my friend Minorsmile and I made.

Accidental Sex Offender 2: Family Jewels.

Chapter 1: Testicular Requiem

'Twas a fine day on Sex Offender Island. The sun was shining, birds were singing… no, this is not an Undertale reference. But for some reason there were a bunch of pit bulls covered in blood and people hiding in trees… No, this is not a reference to the Vietnam War.

As the dogs returned back to their regular place of stay, one had to take a dump. Having done his business, the turd contained a Pearl. As it was removed and placed in an outside garbage container in a baggy, it was taken to the dump. Once there, Pearl reformed, clawed her way out of the fecal bag, and upchucked all the poopy filth she had in her system. Things were so bad she had chunks of shit in her teeth. She screamed, tumbled and fell.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Pearl screamed in poop-speak, running away.

Pearl quickly ran to a palm tree, taking a giant leaf and beginning to wipe herself off. This was working relatively well, until she noticed an itch across her body.

"Gaah, stupid mosquitoes… wait a second, there's no mosquitoes here." Pearl said to herself.

Pearl looked at the leaf and noticed its texture looked stunningly similar to poison ivy. Red streaks started to appear all over her body, leading her to scream in itchy agony.

"WHAT KIND OF PALM TREES ARE THESE?!"

(Two weeks and numerous showers later.)

Pearl's POV (crotch)

In the land of Sperm, the cum chalice glistens eternal. Pearl's balls can only fear the unknown as the white fleshy glimmer pierces the semen sky. Pearl's swimmers were all a part of an advanced SJW city, a lush underground garden of tiny, baby-making benefactors. All was well until the giant known as Steven, arrived.

(Attack on Titan Music where the Titans first arrive and all Hell breaks loose.)

Just then a huge Skinless Titan with Steven's Jew-fro smashes the wall. He is followed by a Lapis Titan, Peridot Titan and other Titans. The sky went from a liberal blue to an Alt-Right red.

As the Titans advance, numerous Tumblr and feminist statues are demolished inside the nervous system of Pearl's testicles, swimmers panic and Steven winds up a Diamond-powered kick, shattering a huge round testicular dome. Pearl's deafening cry is heard, numerous Pearl Sperm are killed. The other dome is smashed causing Pearl more cries and the sperm death toll to skyrocket. Then the penis structure was hit dead on, the once celestial obelisk reduced to a broken accordion. A single lone swimmer looks up, and screams as Steven stomps his foot and….

Steven's POV

-Spongebob's The Best Day Ever Plays

As the song Starts, Steven runs outside smiling and sees that Pearl is tied to a tree thanks to Lapis and Peridot. Pearl has a look of terror on her face and her cock and balls dangle helplessly.

"I JUST WANTED TO ASK WHO YOU WERE VOTING FOR IN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES!" Pearl pleaded.

Ignoring her cries, Steven wears a steel toe and at the "Best Day Ever" part kicks Pearl's nuts to a loud squish.

Pearl cries out in agonizing pain, tears down her face.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH! ELIZABETH WARREN, USE YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN MAGIC TO SAVE ME!" Pearl cried.

"Wassup guys? Mind if ol' Sparkling Perriere joins in?" Peridot asked excitedly.

"NO! PLEASE NO!" Pearl begged once more.

"Man, I haven't used stuff like this in ages!" Peridot ignored Pearl as she pulled out a new set of Limb Enhancing Ora-Ora Punching Gloves (boots not included)™. Luckily, Peridot already got the boots from Garnet last Christmas!

Peridot donned the new limb enhancers and immediately punched Pearl's balls.

"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Pearl shouted as her balls were repeatedly pummeled by the newfound Punchin' Peridot.

"Oh hey, did Pearl try to sneak into our property again?" Lapis asked, walking into the scene.

As Pearl sobbed and wailed in agony, Peridot stopped punching and turned to talk to Lapis.

"QUIT YOUR WHINING, PEARL… Oh, sorry Lapis. Yeah, she's been at it for days. Steven and I figured it was time to give her a real punishment!" Peridot replied to Lapis.

"Mind if I join?" Lapis asked.

Peridot didn't reply, instead giving a nod of approval. Lapis quickly grabbed the tied up Pearl by her low hanging, freshly regenerated nuts and moved them right onto the ground, where they could easily be squished.

Through her cries of pain, a tearful Pearl decided to try and convince Lapis to not Cock and Ball Torture her.

"H-Hey, L-L-Lapis, we're friends, r-right? C'mon, you don't want to cause ol' Pearl that much pain, right? Right… ?" Pearl bullshitted.

Lapis let out an evil smile. She quickly ripped her top off and revealed her glorious, naked, GG boobs and erect nipples.

"ARE THOSE SHAPESHIFTED!?" Pearl shouted, now more impressed than scared.

Lifting her massive boobies up, Lapis crushed Pearl's nuts with her GG TITS.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOT AGAIN WHYYYYYYYYYY!?" Pearl screamed to the heavens.

Out of nowhere, EDM music and the revving up of a chainsaw could be heard, somehow drowning out the agonized cries of a ball-less Pearl. Whose nuts were currently regenerating.

"COULD IT BE!?" Steven perked up.

Heavy breathing could be heard as the Doom Slayer arrived. Just then, Doom Slayer gave Steven the Chainsaw, but not before finishing revving it up. The Doom Slayer gave a 'thumbs up' of approval, signaling Steven to go to town.

"I WOULD PRAY TO JESUS IF HE WAS A FEMINIST!" Pearl shouted fedorally and Redditally.

Out of nowhere, lightning struck Pearl.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHERE THE HELL DID THAT EVEN COME FROM!?" The smoldering Pearl shouted.

"Whoop, sorry. Sometimes the water in these things attracts weird weather. Plus that's what happens when you insult the big guy upstairs." Lapis replied, swinging her boobs around a bit.

"TASTE HOT METAL!" Steven yelled, as the Doom Slayer helped him drive the chainsaw into Pearl's crotch. Pearl's screams were drowned out by the music, Lapis playing with her new big boobs and Steven's laughter.

Overall, it was a really great start for Steven. Pearl not so much.

A/N: Hey Guys and Gals, this story is going to be longer than the Original Pearl Sex Offender story. Next chapter will be up either this week or the next. Take care and stay safe.