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Episode 2 Cute creatures week
Today on Skatoony three of the most adorable characters are competing as contestants.
( In the green box was a boy called Zack in the red box was a small white rabbit ( Snowball ) in the pink box was a girl called Emily in the purple box was a panda with a green dress ( Yaya panda ) in the blue box was a boy called Gavin and in the yellow box was a strange cat like being ( Morgana )
Announcer: Welcome to Skatoony the show were kids and toons compete for prizes now go out and about and scream and shout for Chudd Chudders.
( Chudd rode a hoverboard into the studio and stopped it )
Chudd: Hey folks has anyone seen my glasses?
Announcer: And the Earl.
Earl: Yeah.
Chudd: What do you say Earl?
Earl: I say we meet the contestants say hello to Zack Snowball Emily Yaya panda Gavin and Morgana.
Chudd: Gee no gonna lie here but these three toon contestants we have are so strangely adorable.
Yaya: Well that just the way I look I take a bath twice a day before practicing my judo skills.
Snowball: The panda's right I use to hate humans at first but when a girl named Molly made me her pet I had a change of heart.
Chudd: Aww well that's sweet and Morgana for a cat you also look cute.
Morgana: Hey I am not a cat say that again and I will make you regret it.
Chudd: Oh um okay then what are you then?
Morgana: I just seem like a cat.
Chudd: Well whatever you are for now lets forget it as I run through the Skatoony rules all you gotta do is stay in the game for three rapid fire rounds were gonna knock two of you out at the end of round one and drop the second pair of losers at the end of round two that will leave two contestants quizzing out to see who goes through to Skatoony quiz champ challenge once there they will be playing for fame glory and have the chance to become this week's champion and win a prize.
( The audience cheered )
Snowball: I just know I'm going to win this.
Yaya: Oh no you don't I'm going to win this you never seen quizzing like mine.
Chudd: Well lets see how all of you do in a game of.
BANG ON OR BOGUS?
Chudd: Okay tater tots listen on how we play I'm gonna say a bunch of random stuff some of it is true and some of it is false all you gotta do is buzz in when you know the answer so if you think is true you shout.
Contestants: Bang on.
Chudd: And if you think its false you shout.
Contestants: Bogus.
Chudd: You got it one point per correct answer at the end of the round the two lowest scoring players are out of the game and we have as long as it takes for the woodland critters to find the sock that Charles has hidden in the audience.
Charles: Whoever finds this sock wins a life supply of food and fetch.
( Charles threw the sock far into the audience and the critters went running after it )
Chudd: Here we go the blue whale is the biggest living animal in the world.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Zack.
Zack: Bang on.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct white chocolate doesn't contain cocoa butter.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Yaya panda.
Yaya: That would be bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct the electric chair was invented by a dentist.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Snowball.
Snowball: Easy its bogus.
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Incorrect its bang on.
Snowball: No I mean those things are worst than bogus nose bogus.
Chudd: You and me both your body can make new blood.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Gavin.
Gavin: Bang on.
( DING )
Chudd: Right you can sneeze with your eyes open.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Morgana.
Morgana: Its bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Right you are it is bogus the wright brothers had a bicycle repair shop before they invented the airplane.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Emily welcome to the game.
Emily: Bang on.
( DING )
Chudd: Rightaroony pirates no longer exist.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Gavin.
Gavin: Bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct Russia has the largest population in the world.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Emily.
Emily: Bang on?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Its bogus your fingernails grow faster than your toenails.
( DING )
Chudd: Morgana.
Morgana: Bang on if I had any that is.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct how you doing critters?
( The critters are still looking for the sock )
Squirrely: Hopefully will find it soon y'all.
Chudd: In Australia Christmas in celebrated in summer.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Yaya panda.
Yaya: Bang on wow it sounds weird having Christmas in summer in that country.
( DING )
Chudd: It is but you're correct doctors never get sick.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Zack.
Zack: Bogus.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct it is bogus and that's the.
( Squirrely has found the sock )
Squirrely: I found it y'all.
Beavery: No I saw it first give me that.
Raccoony: No I was the one who saw it first you give it to me.
( Soon all the critters start fighting over the sock and then soon enough they lose grip and the sock goes flying through the air and lands in a laundry chute )
Critters: Dang it.
( Gavin face palms at the silly situation )
Chudd: I guess that's the end of the round.
Final scores
Zack 2
Snowball 0
Emily 1
Yaya 2
Gavin 2
Morgana 2
Chudd: So after round one I can reveal that the ones going into round two are Zack Gavin and Morgana.
Morgana: Yes I'm safe that's how you do it.
Chudd: Its good to know that cats are smart.
Morgana: Once again I'm am not a cat.
Chudd: Oops sorry about that Yaya panda you are through too.
Yaya: ( laughs ) Awesome.
Chudd: But sadly we have to say goodbye to Emily and Snowball.
Snowball: What no fair this was my first time on a game show and already I lose how can this day get any worse?
Chudd: Well by me and the Earl singing our beloved song sing it Earl.
THANKS FOR PLAYING BUT YOURE OUTTA HERE
YOU GAVE IT A GO BUT YOURE OUTTA HERE
DON'T HANG AROUND TOWN CAUSE YOURE OUTTA HERE
ITS TIME TO GO CAUSE THAT'S THE SHOW AND YOURE OUTTA HERE
( Emily and Snowball were ejected into the rotten egg dump )
Chudd: Okay so we said goodbye to Emily and Snowball now lets get some more quizzing in your brains with.
QUICK PICK PICKING
Chudd: Okay Speedy stokes the aim of the game is simple I'm gonna describe an animal buzz in when you think you know the answer if you get the question wrong you're frozen out for the rest of the question the two highest scoring players go through to round three the other two don't and you have until the Earl and Charles manage to get the ferocious beast out of the door.
( The ferocious beast was stuck in a door and Earl and Charles were pulling his front legs )
Charles: ( strains ) Come on Earl put you're back into it.
Earl: I'm trying.
Chudd: Here we go I live in the sea I can be blue red or white.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Gavin.
Gavin: A fish?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct next question I can fly I have feathers on me.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Zack.
Zack: A bird?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct next one I am a mammal.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Morgana.
Morgana: Uh a human?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Nope you're frozen out I eat hay I run and gallop.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Gavin.
Gavin: A horse?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct it is a horse moving on types of me include brown grizzly and polar.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Say it Yaya
Yaya: It's a bear like me.
( DING )
Chudd: Right you are Yaya next question I am soft.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Yaya again.
Yaya: A panda.
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: We just had that question Yaya so you're frozen out.
Yaya: Oh man.
Chudd: Moving on I can mostly been seen playing with a ball of yarn.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Zack.
Zack: A cat?
( DING )
Chudd: Correct.
Morgana: Really did the answer had to be a cat?
Chudd: I guess I can say feline now come were almost out of time next question I have four legs I sometimes have horns on my head.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Morgana.
Morgana Is it a ultra mega super duper monster with a six pack and big arms and a giant head and huge antlers?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Uhh no.
( BUZZ )
Chudd: What do you think it is Gavin?
Gavin: Is it a goat?
( DING )
Chudd: That's correct and I think that's.
( Charles and Earl are still pulling beast out of the door and with a pop they manage to get the beast unstuck )
Chudd: The end of the round.
Final scores
Zack 2
Yaya 1
Gavin 3
Morgana 0
Chudd: So after that fast round of quick pick quizzing I can reveal that the two going into round three are Zack and Gavin.
Yaya: Aw you know how good at quizzing I really am.
Chudd: Sorry Yaya but you're not the only going home were also saying adios to Morgana the not so cat thing.
Morgana: Will you please stop calling me a cat?
Chudd: Its debatable now because you and Yaya panda are both outta here hit it Earl.
YOURE OUTTA HERE YEAH
( Morgana and Yaya panda were ejected into the rotten egg dump )
Chudd: Well that it for now noddle necks but check back after the break to see if Gavin or Zack is going through to the Skatoony quiz champ challenge right after these commercial's on.
SKATOONY
( After the commercial break )
Chudd: Welcome back loopy loops so Earl who do we have left?
Earl: It's a kid v kid between Gavin and Zack.
Chudd: Well after saying farewell to our three cute toon contestants lets play a not so cute game of.
STINKY DRINKY
Chudd: Okay bouncy bolts here's how we play I'm gonna ask some questions all you need to do is buzz in when you know the answer get the question right and you're opponent has the drink a nasty drink in front of theme but get it wrong and you have to drink a nasty drink and if you're opponent refuses to drink you're get a bonus point and we have until the Earl has finished cleaning the prize room.
Earl: Time to get this place clean as a whistle.
Chudd: And go what year did Neil Armstrong land on the moon?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Zack.
Zack: 1969.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct take a drink Gavin.
( Gavin took one of the drinks and drank it )
Chudd: Oh that one is rotten meat and spit.
Gavin: This is so gross.
Chudd: How old is the queen as of today?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Gavin.
Gavin: 93.
( DING )
Chudd: Right take a swig Zack.
( Zack took a drink and drank it )
Chudd: Ew that one is expired lemonade.
Zack: Bleech.
Chudd: What is the name of the walrus that chases Crash in Crash twinsainty?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Gavin.
Gavin: Fred?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Its Rusty walrus take a drink.
( Gavin took another drink )
Chudd: And that one is rat stew.
( Gavin started dry heaving )
Chudd: What do people use on their phone to ask questions with?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: What do you think Zack?
Zack: Siri.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct have a drink Gavin.
Gavin: Oh I can't drink anymore.
Chudd: Well refusing to drink means that Zack gets a bonus point.
Zack: Yes.
Chudd: Are you almost done Earl?
Earl: Almost.
Chudd: What does Mario collect to make him shoot fireballs out of his hands?
( BUZZ )
Chudd: Zack.
Zack: Fire flower.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct you think you can do another one Gavin?
Gavin: I told you I'm drinking anymore of this stuff.
Chudd: I don't blame you those drinks are nasty yuck but that means another bonus point for Zack and I think that's.
Earl: All clean.
Chudd: The end of the round.
Final scores
Zack 5
Gavin 2
Chudd: So after the end of round three I can reveal that the one going through the Skatoony quiz champ challenge is Zack.
Zack: Oh yeah who's the big man now?
Chudd: Sorry Gavin you came so close to winning but I'm sorry to say you're outta here hit it Earl.
YOURE OUTTA HERE
( Gavin was ejected into the rotten egg dump )
Chudd: So Zack with everyone except you lets play.
THE SKATOONY QUIZ CHAMP CHALLENGE
Chudd: Zack you are this week winner of Skatoony but now you must face the the Skatoony quiz champ challenge you have ninety seconds the score ten points succeed and you win a prize but if you fail you leave here with the taste of bad lemonade in your mouth think you can do it?
Zack: I'll try.
Chudd: Good luck Zack and go what is the name of Ryu's friend in Street fighter?
Zack: Ken.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct which is the most know flavour of kool aid?
Zack: Cherry.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct which show has a man with many gadgets in him?
Zack: Inspector gadget.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what vegetables can you mash to make a well know dish?
Zack: Potatoes.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct which is bigger a pig or a hog?
Zack: A hog.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what colour are the smurf's?
Zack: Blue.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct stop the clock okay Zack you are halfway through the quiz champ challenge in forty five seconds you managed to score six points but Earl's willing to help you out with.
EARLS HALFWAY DEAL
Earl: Okay Zack listen up I'm gonna offer you one extra point taking you up to seven but I'm also going to take away ten of you're remaining forty five seconds that will leave you forty seconds to score three points so do want it or not?
Zack: Earl I'm taking the deal.
Chudd: Okay Zack you have forty seconds to score three points and go what do vikings have on their helmets?
Zack: Horns.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct what month is Halloween celebrated in?
Zack: October.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct how many skylanders games are their?
Zack: Four?
( FART NOISE )
Chudd: Six what cartoon features two rabbits as the main characters?
Zack: Max and Ruby.
( DING )
Chudd: Correct and that's it you have done it with ten point in under ninety seconds you are this week's skatoony champion.
Earl: Yeah.
Zack: Aw yeah I won Skatoony I won Skatoony.
Chudd: Well that's it fuzzy feet but be sure to tune in next time for more kids v toons quizzing on.
SKATOONY
End of episode