"And stay out!" screamed the angel as he threw Adam out of the garden, fuming with rage. "All he had to do was not eat the apple! The only rule was not to eat the apple!" Things were going just great for God's top angel. He was put in charge of the eden project to make sure nothing went wrong. But then as soon as his back was turned, a snake had convinced Adam to eat one of the apples, the only thing in the entire garden that he wasn't supposed to eat! Then next thing you know, Adams' screaming about being naked, and he had to go. He was sure it was going to be Eve to eat the apple, she would eat anything she could get her fat hands on. Now, the angel had to figure out how to get another man for Eve without God finding out, or he was off to hell for eternity. "Stupid free will", he thought, try to think up a way out of this. All of a sudden, he saw something. A man, riding a flying machine of some sorts, and wearing strange clothing for the current time period. "He must be a time traveler," Thought the angel with interest. Suddenly, the angel had an idea. An idea that might just be good enough to save his ass from eternal damnation!
"Go away!" Yelled the angel as he chased Dirk the Daring through the garden, with the cupid babies in hot pursuit. "Back! No visitors!" He couldn't fail now. He'd gotten too far to fail. He would get to princess daphne. No matter how long it took, no matter how far it was, he would get to her. The angel said some other things, but he wasn't listening. If he lost his concentration for even a second, he was done for. He jumped from branch to branch, dodging the angels that pursued him. "I'm almost there Daphne," thought Dirk. "I'm almost the-" suddenly, something made him stop dead in his tracks, what the angel was leading him to all along. And that something was Eve.
As soon as Eve saw him she instantly thought it was Adam. Why wouldn't it be? Sure, he looked a little different, but he was the only man in the garden (and the world for that matter). The last time she saw him was last week,when he left to gather fruits, and boy did she miss him! He didn't have any fruit with him, but that was fine. All she needed was right in front of her. He started to move away from her, but he wasn't getting away that easily. She reach out and grabbed him, pressing him against her fat almost fully naked body as she lovingly rocked him back and forth in her arms.
The angel sighed in relief, proud of himself for saving his job.He got rid of the flying machine, Dirk was too shocked to speak, and Eve's romance was far from over. But he didn't get ahead of himself. He still had to keep Eve thinking that Dirk was her lover, and keep it a secret from God at the same time. But for now, his job was done. So now it was time to do something about that snake.
Part two coming soon! also my first fanfic, hope you guys like it