I came from the nostalgia critic's 5 hour commercial special, and witnessed the hottest commercial known to man, thanks UK!
So what if the famed easter bunny hopper girl of deviantart and of my many different alternate timelines of girls to bounce with was the sexy as hecc cadbury british bunny?
(Me bouncing reallly fast on alice's hopper
Alice: heyy launchpad, why so in a rush to master my bounces, when you can win a free date with me along with others who see me and you on the cover of select cadbury milk chocolate.
You can get a huge hopper that looks completely like mine!
And also take it slow, and let me bounce with you.
Me: slow down and bounce high with a new cadbury milk chocolate and free bunny behemoth space hopper sweepstakes!