New story who dis?
Eric Wilson, a seventeen year old American boy looked on the void in shock. He had black wild hair, red eyes, and tanned skin. He wore a white shirt black joggers, white socks, with blue and black running shoes.
"Eric Wilson, you have died."
"OH SHIT!" The boy jumped at the new voice. He looked to see a... he didn't know it was some red fire guy in armor.
The red fire guy snapped his fingers and two chairs appeared one looking fancier than the other. The fire guy sat down in the fancy chair and motioned to the other, "Sit."
Still nervous the American boy sat at down still staring at the guy.
"Eric Wilson: was born June 19th 2000, parents were Amber Davis and Ian Wilson, Hobbies include- Gaming, reading manga, and chronic masturba-"
"Okay I get it!" He yelled out covering his ears, "How the hell do you know all that stuff?" He asked the man.
"My name is Arslon the God of the Archive." The flaming dude finally introduced himself, "And you have died." He pointed to the young man.
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"EEEEEH?!" Eric yelled out in shock, "HOW?!
"Well you were hit by a bus." The God showed a projection of the boy flying through the air.
"Wow that's harsh."
"Oh but you didn't die by that."
Okay it was now confusing, "What?"
"Yes you were actually fine only a few scrapes." The projection continued to play, "The way you died was a bit embarrassing."
Eric just mused, "Please it can't be that dumb."
"You drowned in a puddle." Arslon revealed.
"... What." Eric had a blank face.
"You drowned in a-"
"I heard you its's just stupid!" Eric yelled in agony.
"...right after you pissed yourself."
"WHAT."
"In front of a news report."
"STOP IT STOP IT STOOOOOOP IT!"
Arslon sighed as he rubbed the bridge of his 'nose', "Yes that is quite mortifying that you pissing your pants on national television were your last moments." His glowing eyes shone with opportunity, "Though that's why you are here." Stopping his sulking the boy looked at the God, "You are one of the select few to have a new life."
Eric's eyes widen in surprise, "What?"
"Yes since you're story came to a short, and horrid end, you will be reincarnated into a new world." A wheel suddenly appeared beside the tall God, "You see, I'm the God of the Archive so when Death finds a soul that has more life left in them but died we send them off to another world. So since I'm the only one with any access to the Multiverse they send guys like you to me."
Eric just stared at him for a minute, "Can you give me a sec?"
Arslon waved it off, "Sure go ahead."
The young boy took a deep breath and-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Wow that was a whole line break." The Multiversal being mused.
"I have no idea what you're talking about." The boy breathed out.
"Well let's just get this under way." Arslon spun the wheel as the three different parts spun in a blur.
"So how long have you been doing this?" Eric asked wanting to start a conversation.
"Hmm good question." Arslon put his hand to his chin in a thinking fasion, "For about_years."
Eric didn't hear a number confusing him, "Excuse me can you repeat that?"
"For- oh wait." The God held out his hand, "Totally forgot that it was a number your tiny brain can't comprehend."
The human nodded his head, "Oh that's understandabl- WAIT TINY?!"
DING
"Oh look one wheel stopped." The outer wheel stopped on the pin pointing to the word 'Fiore', "Fiore huh, hope you read Fairy Tail kid."
"Shit." Fairy Tail was an anime he decided to stay away from since he felt as if it was just One Piece with magic. Really regretting that now.
DING
"Lets see what the power wheel says." Looking at hit Arslon looked pleasantly surprised, "Monkey King nice." He looked at the dead boy, "You're getting lucky kid."
"Wait so would it be like the Sun Wukong from Journey to the West or Mori Jin from God of High school?" Our black haired protagonist asked.
His answer was a shrug, "I dunno."
"Aren't Gods suppose to be all knowing?" Eric sweat dropped at the thought
"Some of the powers aren't really specific so you could get a really crappy version." Arslon nonchalantly added.
"HOW AM I LUCKY THEN?!"
DING
"And the the final wheel charm." He looked at the wheel intently before widening his eyes in surprise, "Oh?"
Eric groaned, "What is it now?" He almost wanted to just go to the afterlife.
"Well, the pin is between Yandere Magnet and Humble Harem, and I can't figure out what it's on."
Eric gave him a confused look, "Whats a Yandere?" Surprising the God.
"Wait aren't you a weeb or something? You should know this stuff."
Tic marks formed on the boy's head, "I only watch some anime and read a bit of manga." He answered with gritted teeth.
"Oh then that was greatly exaggerated." The red being scratched his head, "Well a yandere is... okay so think about a fan girl,"
"Okay."
"That is truly obsessed over you,"
"Doesn't sound that bad." The perversion in the sentence was known.
"Might have a shrine about you,"
"Weird but that's fine."
"Aaand would probably kill over you."
"Understandable-WAIT WHAT?!"
"Have fun Eric Wilson." Arslon snapped his fingers.
"WAIT WAIT WAI-" With that he vanished to his new life.
"Welp that's over don't want to keep the missus waiting." The God whistled a tune as he vanished from the void.
Eric jumped awake to see that he was on a train, "Damn that guy." He cursed the God who sent him here.
Looking into the window he saw his reflection was pretty much the same except his hair was a lot more spiky almost star shaped and his eyes were slit. His clothes were the same with a gray jacket wrapped around his waist.
"Guess I'm like Mori Jin." He looked to his left and saw the gray staff Yeuoi leaning against his seat. He suddenly felt something in his hand and looked down. In his hand was a pamphlet that said 'So You were Brought to a New World'. He opened it, "Here are the things you need to know about your new live." He read through the paragraphs, "New body... new powers... all information needed to be known about will be forced into your mind- Hol up." Suddenly information filled his mind.
Very painfully in fact.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
After his brain was fucked Eric had gotten off of the train. With Yeoui in hand and new powers to boot he was ready to take on the world.
"Watch out world here I come!" He took his first step.
And tripped.
"Well guess I'll die."
"Woah there." A hand grabbed the back of his shirt before grunting, "Holy crap you're heavy." Rude.
After he gained his footing Eric looked to see who his savior was. There was a pink hair boy in a blue jacket with black eyes. He was wearing a red jacket, baggy white pants, brown sandals, and a scaly scarf. Beside him was a blue cat with a green handkerchief around it's neck.
"Um thanks for the help." Eric thanked.
"No problem, the name's Natsu Dragneel." The pink haired boy introduced himself with a fanged smile. He then pointed to the cat, "And this is my bud Happy."
"Aye." The cat... talked?! "He looks just as dumb as you Natsu."
Both boys snapped at the cat, "THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!?"
"Salamander~"
"Eh." Looking over there was a group of females running to some place.
"They said Salamader!" Natsu yelled in excitement, "Come on Happy." He ran towards the crowd.
"Aye." The cat jumped grew wings and flew towards him.
"...Okay I really should have addressed the talking flying cat." Eric deadpanned, "Shit what am I doing those two are pretty cool." He ran to where they had went.
Getting to the area Eric saw Natsu getting trampled my a mob of woman, "WHAT DID I MISS!?" He yelled comically. After they threw the boy out some weirdo flew into the air with the girls following him.
Eric walked up to the duo, "Wow he looked like a cuck."
"A what?" Both boy and cat asked.
"Nothing." The black haired boy waved off, "So who was that?"
"A creep." A new voice said.
Looking at the source they saw a blonde girl with brown eyes. She wore a blue and white shirt with a blue skirt and black boots.
"Is that a whip?" Eric squinted his eyes to the weapon on her hip.
"Thanks for earlier." she smiled at the group.
"I didn't do anything."
"Thanks Lucy you're the best!"
"Yhuuur ah naiz burzoon!"
"Aye!"
"I get it just eat slower." The girl named Lucy nervously laughed as the three stuffed their mouths, "The discount I got is down the drain."
As the three stuffed their mouths Lucy started to talk about mages and guilds which the three didn't listen to at first. Though when it was halfway through Eric was actually getting overloaded. She finally stopped after a while.
The trio didn't pay attention just looked at her weird.
"I...see."
"You talk a lot."
"You talk too much."
A tic mark appeared on the girl's head, "Anyway you guys were looking for someone."
Natsu swallowed his food before answering, "Yeah Igneel."
"Igneel?" Eric repeated.
"Aye!"
"I heard that Salamander was coming to this town," He took a bite out of some bread, "So we came but it was the wrong person."
Happy patted his stomach, "The Salamander didn't look like a salamander."
"I totally believed it would be Igneel." Natsu pouted.
"How could a human look like a salamander?" Lucy asked.
Natsu looked at her with wide eyes, "He's not a human." He chewed his food, "Igneel is a real dragon."
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"HUH?!"
Eric jumped up from his seat, "WHY WOULD A DRAGON BE IN A TOWN?!"
"AH!"
"YOU'RE NOW JUST NOTICING THIS?!" Lucy comically screamed.
"I better get going..." Lucy placed the money on the table, "Take your time as you like." She had gotten up and started to walk to the door.
Natsu and Happy ran out of their seats, "WAIT!" The blonde turned around, "THANKS FOR THE MEAL." Everyone in the restaurant stared at the two.
"I take back what I said about them being cool." Eric sweat dropped.
"DON'T-" Lucy started but cut herself off, "Don't mention it." She meekly exited the restaurant.
The two just stared before going back to their seats.
"HEY KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY FOOD!"
"Took too long."
"Ah~" Natsu patted his stomach as the three walked along the harbor, "That hit the spot."
"I can't believe we had enough money to eat that much. I mean it's already night time." Eric picked at his tooth.
"Aye." Happy added patting his full stomach.
"Look it's Salamander's ship." Some girl squealed.
"Huh?" The three looked at sea to see a yacht filled with lights and people. Natsu stared at it with a serious face.
"GRK!"
Before knelling over about to barf.
"Hey whats wrong?" Eric asked.
"He has major motion sickness he can't even stand the sight of a vehicle." Happy explained.
Eric put his hand to his chin, "Well then that should go for some comedic purposes."
"...What?"
"Awww I wish I could've gone." Another girl whined.
"I also heard that Salamander is a mage of Fairy Tail."
Natsu and Happy stiffened at this which Eric noticed. Natsu looked at the ship with pure rage, "Fairy Tail?"
"Isn't that the name of the show?" Eric shook his head, "Hey you guys good?"
They didn't say a thing until Natsu jumped over the railing, "Happy lets go!"
The blue cat grew wings and wrapped his tail around the boy, "Aye!"
"YOU ASSHOLE'S CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THA-and they're gone." Eric sighed out before gaining a determined look, "Well if you can't beat em, join em." "Plus I could try this out." He took a deep breath before yelling.
"KINTO-UN!"
Lucy looked in disbelief as the boy who came dropping down like a bad ass was now kneeling over about to barf his guts.
Well A for effort.
"Lucy, what are you doing?" looking up Lucy saw the blue cat with wings.
She looked relieved, "Happy, I was fooled they said I could join Fairy Tail..." She squinted her eyes, "Did you always have wings."
Happy flew down, "We'll worry about that later, lets get you out of here!" He wrapped his tail around Lucy and flew up to the hole in the ceiling.
"Ah what about Natsu?!" The blonde looked to the still sick pinkette.
"I can't carry two people."
"Oh."
'Salmander' growled and let loose a torrent of purple flames, "I WON'T LET YOU ESCAPE!"
The two barley dodged the incoming flames. Suddenly gunshots grazed past them.
"Hey Lucy."
"WHAT IS IT NOW?!"
"I ran out of magic."
The two began to fall.
"YOU SHITTY CAT!"
As they fell they noticed what seemed to be a cloud fly over them.
"Did something fall?" Eric asked as he rode Kinto-Un to the boat, "Eh probably me." He had gotten to over the boat and jumped into a whole landing on some bald guy, "You guys started the party withou-Huh?" He looked to see Natsu looking as though he was about to die, "Holy crap it is bad."
'Salamder' glared at the newcomer, "Great another one."
"Sup cuck." Eric casually said putting Yeoui on his shoulder.
"What did you call me?!" 'Salamader' roared in anger.
The boy smirked, "I said- wait is that a tidal wave?"
"Eh?" Everyone looked to see a giant wave come towards the ship.
"HOLY SHIIIEEEEEEET!"
The boat was sent to the docks violently crashing onto the boardwalk. Eric picked himself up and brushed some dust out of his hair.
"Finally." Natsu got up wiping his mouth, "The rocking stopped."
Lucy barged into the room, "Natsu!" She then looked at Eric, "Huh Eric? When did you get here?"
"Oh about a couple minutes before a tsunami trashed the boat." For some reason she looked away when he mentioned that.
Lucy redirected her concern to Natsu, "Oh Natsu are you oka-" Her sentence was cut short when she saw Natsu's serious expression.
"You brats shouldn't get on other people's ships without their permission." 'Salamander' growled, "Get these kids off my ship." His lackeys started running to Natsu.
As the pinkette took his jacket off revealing a vest her scowled at "Salamander', "Are you a mage of Fairy Tail?"
'Salamander' smirked at Natsu, "What about it?"
"Let me get a good look at your face."
The men were closing in ready to put the beat down on the angry teen.
Before Natsu smacked them away showing off a symbol of a fairy on his right shoulder,"I'm Natsu from Fairy Tail! I've never seen you before!"
"WHA!?"
"My what a twist."
The slavers started to panic, "Bora he's the real deal."
"Idiot don't call me by my real name!"
"Bora of Prominence." Happy started monologuing, "He was banned from the guild Titan's Nose for misuse of magic for theft."
"The fuck type of name is Titan's Nose?"
Natsu's eyes held true anger, "I don't care who the hell you are, but I won't let you use our name."
Bora scoffed, "Whatever you're just a noisy brat!" He blasted Natsu with purple fire.
"Natsu!" Lucy yelled out only for Happy to stop her.
Eric had Yeoui out ready to fight until he heard a slurping sound.
"Awful."
Everyone looked to see Natsu eating the purple fire.
"You call yourself a fire mage." You could hear the disappointment, "I've never tasted flames this awful."
"Wow that's kinda broken."Eric couldn't help but look in awe.
"NOW I'M ALL FIRED UP!" Flames erupted around Natsu before a magic circle formed in front of him. He swallowed the flames around him before letting it all out in a torrent of orange fire.
"Fire Dragon's ROAR!"
A good chunk of the lackeys were swept away by the attack leaving only a couple of guys and Bora left.
"B-Bora I think I know this guy." A grunt shakily pointed, "Rosy hair, scale like scarf theirs no doubt that he's the real-" He was cut off by a flaming fist.
"...Salamander." Lucy finished.
"What a twist."
Bora growled before looking at Eric, "I'm not going down like this!" He flew into the air and blasted to isekaied teen.
"Eric no!" Lucy yelled out.
"YOU BATSARD!" Natsu snarled at the man.
"These are the only close I have on me you asshole."
Everyone looked in shock as the flames went out showing Eric completely fine, with his shirt burnt off showing his toned upper body and his pants slightly burnt.
"Holy crap he's hot!" Lucy blushed at the boy's body.
Happy flew up to her, "You liiike him~."
"Shut up cat!"
"Hey Natsu." Eric got the other boy's attention, "I'm in the mood tho smash this Shovel Cuck into the ground." He spun Yeoui, "Wanna join?"
Natsu grinned wildy, "You bet!"
Bora shivered as he saw a giant dragon and a great monkey stalk towards him.
"Mommy."
It has been only fifteen seconds...
"AND YOU GUYS ARE OVER DOING IT!"
Lucy looked in shock as the boys destroyed a whole harbor just to beat one guy.
"Aye!"
"Don't aye me cat!"
"Whats all this ruckus!?"
Lucy and Happy looked to see the soldiers running to their location.
"The military?" Lucy looked surprised before she was yanked by Natsu with Happy and Eric running close behind.
"Crap lets go."
"Fuck the police!"
"WHY ME!?" Lucy screamed.
Natsu looked at her with a smile, "You want to join Fairy Tail, right?" This made Lucy surprised, "Then come with me!" Natsu gave her a full fanged smile.
Lucy then started to smile, "Okay!"
Natsu then looked at Eric, "What about you?"
"I literally have nothing better to do!" He shouted.
"Alright!"
Eric looked on with a smile as his new life started. He all he could do is laugh and run faster as the guards had brought out horses.
Well here's that new story. Hope everyone enjoyed.
I like constructive criticism so if you see any issues go ahead and let me know and I'll try to fix them in the later chapters.
Not gonna lie this almost became a Konosuba story, and I still probably will make one. God I love that anime.
Okay now to clarify some things. Yandere Magnet means that Eric is going to attract yanderes, kinda obvious, and Humble Harem means there will be only three girls in this harem. When I do some other Isekai stories, not counting anime already in the Isekai genre, our good ole God of the Archive will have a spinning wheel with three separate parts. The outer wheel will be location, the middle will be power, and the final wheel will be charm.
Also the Monkey King power is a mix of Mori Jin from God of High school and Son Goku from Dragon Ball. I won't tell you what the powers are yet you just have to wait and see.
Anyway I'll see you guys later, stay safe, wash your hands, and remember: Eric Wilson is not my self insert.
PEACE!