it was near evening in the big city of Bleedmore. Ophelia Payne, a young woman, possibly in her early twenties, is heading towards a door. "Alan!" She yelled out, asking a question of concern. "Yes, Ophelia?" Said a slightly chubby, but Large man, possibly in his near thirties. Ophelia had walked in his office, it was not the cleanest but was acceptable. "Alan you have been talking to someone, is it Hubris?" Yes, Hubris D'Osbcene. The man who tried to ruin Alan's life, Poisoned him with frogs, and held a cult.
Alan had gotten up, putting a raincoat on, looking like it had blood on it. "well Ophelia, im putting you IN CHARGE!, YEAH!" Alan said as he buttoned it on and grabbed a bag. "Alan wait!" Ophelia said before a badge was thrown at her. "Alan what the HELL!?" Ophelia yelled at the surgeon. "You're in charge!" He said as he jumped down to the 1st floor, nearly falling on Filthy Nowe. Ophelia folowed with him. "Alan!" Ophelia barked at Alan. "You're going out with HUBRIS? Out of all the people!" Ophelia growled at Alan. "BYE!"Alan said as he ran out of the doors, getting in his car and driving off. "Oh no he's not!" She looked at the first person she saw, Filthy Nowe and his Bird, Evermore. "Hey you! You're in charge!" Ophelia said as ahe stuck the badge onto Nowe. "What? Who? When? wHERE?" The man said as he was spinning around, due to being blind.
Ophelia basically jogged over to Hubris's house, and began knocking so fast, yet so hard, that if Hubris opened the door shed punch his face till it inverted. Luckily she stopped when the doorknob wiggled. Hubris came out and saw Ophelia, who was growling so hard, she sounded like if Muta Bear's ex girlfriend about to whoop his ass. "Well, why so..growly frankenstien?" That insult alone made Ophelia want to pull his teeth out and shove it up his...rear end. "Are you gonna DATE MY BOSS?" She snarled then straight up roared. "What's wrong Frankenstein? got a screw loose?" He snickered "I got a Date soon BYE BYE FRANKENSTEIN, BACK TO THE LAB WHERE YOU SHOULD BE MONTORING THE BATS AT." Hubris said as he closed the door in the girl's face. "More like OOOH I GOT A DATE SOON! MORE LIKE SHOVE A FROG SYRINGE UP MY VICTIM'S ASS OOOH! OOOOH! OOOH! OOOH!" Ophelia blabbered, but stopped as people paid some stares to her, causing her to run back to the hospital. Seeing Filthy Nowe still in circles with his bird. She pulled the badge off him with a quick thank you, Nowe then puked by dizziness.
Ophelia is walking back and fourth in in circles in Alan's office, what should she do? "What should i dooo...He's gonna get killed again!" Ophelia said as she walked in circles around Alan's dog, Mr. Giblets. "I AM MISTER GIBLETS" The dog blared out. "No he's gonna MURDER HIM AGAIN I KNOW IT!" She said. "I know! we'll disguise ourselves!" She said as she ran to her house with the dog and back with clothes to the hospital. She then went into the bathroom. Minutes later she came out, looking ridiculous, about 4 coats was over her and 3 scarves around her neck to her mouth and a top hat to conceal her head. Giblets started...wheezing? It was more like laughing. "I know i look dumb." Ophelia said as she was putting giblets in a baby onsie and wrapped him in a blanket and proceeded to put a wig on him. Giblets look more like a human baby...probably..She'll just shake it off saying its a costume of a dog.
"Lets go!" She said running out, throwing her badge at Filthy Nowe again, his bird squawking. She got on her bike and began going to the grocery store...god her bike was slower with all that bulky clothing on and a pug with her in a bag. she got to the store in probably under 10 minutes. "Ok...Alan said he'd be there" She said as she got a kart and put Giblets in the baby seat. She immediately saw Alan in the entrance, looking at the flower bouquets. "Oh hello there sir!" she said to Alan, probably asking for a death wish. "Hello ma'am! im trying to pick out flowers for a date ! do..do you know which ones looks better? The one with the red ribbon? or the one with the blue ribbon?" Ophelia had made an 'uuum..' before picking blue ribbon one. "Why thank you..and your baby looks cute! It looks odd though." Alan said as he looked down to Giblets. "Uh! Its a Halloween costume that came...umm..5 months late but he wanted to wear it!" Ophelia said, god she felt her internal organs retreat to her colon. "Awww, its cute!" Alan said beofre walking off. Ophelia took a sigh of relif, she thought Alan would whoop her, she knew just entering and leaving a grocery store so needed to buy something.
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Ophelia had a cart full of ice, and mint chip ice cream, grapes, both green and blue, and sugar free gummy bears to give Alan's bowels a nightmare for payback as since he pulled her chair away right when she was gonna sit down, and her rear end fell on thumbtacks. She bumped into Alan again with their carts, due to being distracted. "Oh my bad lady!" Alan said. The pug in the cart was startled enough that he blurted out "I AM MR GI-" before yawning, cancelling it. "Wait a minute.." Alan said knowing where that came from. "I AM MR GIGATRON 9000, THE COLLECT-ABLE TOY ROBOT FROM SHAGGY VS SHREK 5!" Ophelia blurted, luckily Alan was shaken off. "Hahaha! Be sure to keep those batteries charged!" Alan laughed taking his kart to the checkout.
After checkout, and a concern from the employee, Ophelia was leaving the store. She now needs to know where the rat AKA Hubris D'Obscene is going. Giblets looked at the cart full of bags. "Im gonna need a taxi..Ophelia said as she got her bike.