john phoenix and his uncle phoenix wright were walking to the office when they saw a bunch of people watching TV in a display window

"JUST IN famous chocolate man Manfred von Wonka put tickets in chocolate, can u find them"

everybody ran off to buy chocolate

"i hope i win" said phoenix wright but his chocolate had no ticket so he cryed

john pheonix didnt want his uncle 2 be sad so he forged a ticket

"look uncle phoenix i found this in the wrapper, u actually did win a ticket"

"CONGRATULATES" said the ticket "YOU WIN A TOUR OF THE FACTORY. YOU MAY BRING ONE GUEST"

"hey john want 2 be my guest"

"sure uncle phoenix"

"BTW" said the ticket "THE TOUR STARTS IN 5 MINUTES!"

"wtf!" john and his uncle ran really fast 2 the factory

5 MINUTES LATER

everyone with tickits was waiting in front of the factory gates

the ticket finders and the guests were

phoenix wright/john phoenix

pearl/maya

the judge/the other judge

franziska/andy andrews

apollo/klavier

frank sawhitt/his brother crank sawhitt

AND NO those arent the bad kind of slashes (except franziska/adrien which is canon) get ur mind out the gutter

anway manfred von wonka came out the factorty in a wheelchair and the chair fell over an every1 gasped but then he got up

"its OK i can walk all along, my chocolit cures polio" and every1 clapped at his miraculous chocolate

then the gates with the WW emblem swung open (thats a clue to the mystery btw) and everyone walked inside

"john phoenix this is so amaizng" said phoenix wirght and his eyes swam with tears

the tour was vary good and manfred von wonka showed them candy

von wonka ended the tour at the control room where he controled the entire factory. only john pheonix and his uncle were left becuz every1 else had been taken away by the oompa loomps and executed for there sins.

phoenix stepped forward nervously "sir i survived the tour so does that mean i win the candy now"

"NO your ticket was FORGED, you get NOTHING. GOOD DAY TO YOUR SIR"

john pheonix was mad "how dare u crush my ucnles dreams liek this!"

"I SAY GOOD DAY"

phoenix ran out cryin and john phoenix followed but first he fiddled with a control panel and activated the self destruct sequence

outside they were walking when BOOOOOOOM the factory exploded and von wonka's corpse landed in front of them

"wtf happen" asked uncle wright

"i blue up the factory 4 revenge"

"but thats murder john"

"OBJECTION NO" john phoenix found the turnabout "IT WAS SELF DEFENSE AGAINST A CRIMINAL! TAKE THAT"

he presented the emblem on the gates

"see the gates say WW so the factory acthully belonged to wily wonka but manfred von wonka killed him and stole his idenidty, u see von wonka was actully von karma all along but he forgot 2 change his first name and also the middle part of his name"

"oh nice job john but im still sad about no candy!" but then the factory expldoed some more and candy flew into the phoenixs mouth

"all acordin to plan" said john phoenix and wanked

then maya and perl came out from the rubble and john phoenix marryed maya cuz john/maya is a better ship than phoenix/maya becuz hes better than his uncle in everyway & no1 wud chose phoenix over john THE END