Warning! I wouldn't recommend reading this if you haven't read the notorious fanfic 'My Immortal', since you'll only end up very confused. I wouldn't recommend reading My Immortal either, for that matter.
If you've already made the mistake of reading it, here's an additional warning for you: This fanfic contains the original cast of My Immortal characters with the addition of Wednesday Addams. As such, it will feature mentions of cutting, underage sex, self-harm, suicide, murder, torture, necrophilia, a plot that makes no sense, a Voldemort who speaks in Shakespearean English for no discernible reason, and any other number of devastating horrors. Reader discretion is advised (As for excretion, I leave that up to your personal judgement).
Morbidity, Murder, and My Immortal
Chapter 1: Introducing Ebony
They met on a grey and wet day, at the Slytherin table in the Great Hall. Wednesday had been staring up at the ceiling, trying to discern whether it was snowing or raining, when a girl sat down next to her. This was a slightly unusual occurrence, as Wednesday's housemates had for some reason begun to give her a wide berth ever since the incident with the engorgio'ed cockroach, so Wednesday examined the intruder with interest.
Her facial features were symmetrical, her face was pale, and she had well-developed mammary glands that were shown to their best advantage by an outfit that certainly did not comply with the school dress code.
"Who are you?" the girl snapped at her, when she saw Wednesday staring. "Are you, like, a prep?"
Wednesday did not know what a prep was. "I'm a new student," she explained, "I got kicked out of my last school recently, so I've only been here a week. My name is Wednesday Addams and it is nice to meet you." Her mother had raised her to be unflinchingly polite, and she would remain so even in the face of such blatant rudeness as the girl had displayed.
This answer seemed to satisfy the girl. "My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way," she replied. "And since you're in Slytherin, and you're not wearing pink, I guess you're fine."
Wednesday smiled slightly at the introduction. "Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way. That's a decent name. I have an aunt named Dementia. I was starting to think that everyone in the United Kingdom had awful names. There's a girl over there-" she indicated the Hufflepuff table- "whose name is actually Joy." She shuddered.
"Eww," replied Ebony, "that's such a preppy name. So, are you, like, a goff?"
Wednesday mused on the nature of labels and group identities for a moment before answering the question. "Goths are mortals, people who are obsessed with darkness, with creatures of the night. I am darkness, I am a creature of the night."
"That's so fucking kawaii." Ebony replied, and though Wednesday didn't know what kawaii meant, she offered a shark-like grin in return.
It was the beginning of an interesting friendship.
Well, this is definitely the weirdest idea for a fanfic I've ever had XD. I'm not sure how many readers I'll get since it's pretty much aimed at a niche audience, but if you've read it and would like to see more, let me know!