(Before we get this show on the road, let me make this perfectly clear! I absolutely fucking despise the pretentiously unfunny and extremely cringey Reddit and 4chan-pandering South Park rip-off that Gumball has tragically devolved into ever since Season 4 with a burning passion! From Ben Bocquelet and the writers desperately trying to be serious and comedic at the same time just like South Park and desperately trying to have Story Arcs and Meta-Commentaries just like South Park and completely failing fucking miserably at it, to unfunny jokes that try why to hard to be Meta or are just Anime and Meme references for the sake of Anime and Meme references (Pop Team Epic you are not...), to forced drama that belongs in soap opera, to Ben and the writers making it take itself seriously by making Gumball Watterson be exposed to the so-called "Truth" that his entire life is actually a fucking TV show (The Truman Show you are not...), to Ben and the writers jumping the shark by turning Rob (A background character nobody gave a flying fuck about) into the main villain who recites pretentious Emo Poetry about how "Everything isn't Real", to horrendously godawful episodes that pandered to the Hip n' Trendy crowd and the Political crowd ("The Fury" (The Anime references for the sake of Anime references episode), "The Console" (The JRPG references for the sake of JRPG references episode), "The Best" (Hey! That's not how you spell "Worst Episode Ever"!) (The Anti-SJW episode (Dear god how I hate Far-Right chuds with a burning passion...)), "The Nuisance" (The Donald Trump episode (Mad Magazine and Spitting Image you are not...)), "The Candidate" (The Election episode (Again, Mad Magazine and Spitting Image you are not!)), "The Shippening" (The Deviantart episode), "The Silence" (The Weeaboo episode)), how Ben and his crew thought it would be an incredibly "Genius Idea" to bastardize their own cartoon into THIS will always be a mystery to me (And of course it really still doesn't help that Season 6 was basically where Gumball's pretentiousness levels finally reached over 9000...)! Then again, seeing how pretentious and depressing Hipster-pandering bullshit like "Adventure Time" (Wood Rocket's Adventure Time porn parody was factually better then the actual show itself #ChangeMyMind), "Gravity Falls", "Steven Universe" and "Star VS The Forces of Evil" were unfortunately getting extremely popular at the time, maybe that was what motivated Ben and his crew to bastardize their own cartoon into the pretentiously unfunny and extremely cringey Reddit and 4chan-pandering South Park rip-off that it is today ever since Season 4, god only knows! Anyways, on with the show! Oh, and BTW "The Origins", "The Roots", "The Choices", "The Faith" and "The Parents" were Feelfag-pandering bullshit #ChangeMyFuckingMindBitch (Sigh) Oh how I miss the good old days when Gumball was just a typical everyday run-of-the-mill plotless comedy about a blue cat and a goldfish being complete assholes to everybody and not pretentiously unfunny and extremely cringey Reddit and 4chan-pandering Furry fanfiction that took itself seriously and completely jumped the shark by turning a background character nobody gave a flying fuck about into the main fucking villain...)
2 weeks have now passed since Gumball and Darwin completed the Elmore Junior High yearbook, Gumball got his ass out of bed, took a shit, brushed his teeth, ate some his favorite Daisy Flakes cereal, but then all of a sudden, a large space battleship that was big as the Gwadan (of Gundam fame!) came out of the sky and it had thousands of aliens spewing violently from the battleship onto the neighborhood, as they were raping and murdering everybody in Elmore (Yes, even Rob (That background character nobody gave a flying fuck about who honestly never deserved to be the main villain in the first place!) and even the Mayor of Elmore (Gumball's extremely sad, pathetic and painfully unfunny attempt to make fun of a certain orange-haired corrupt president who caused a far-right/white nationalist terrorist group to rise to power (Because if bullshit like THIS isn't proof that kids cartoons should NEVER make fun of politics then I don't know what will!)) and spraying swastikas and Nazi symbols on every building! Gumball was horrified, these guys were really fucking up this town into oblivion! The Wattersons tried to fight them off but unfortunately for the Wattersons and everybody in Elmore as a whole, they were quickly overpowered, and knocked out.
Gumball woke up in a dark room, tied to a chair, butt-naked, and beaten to a pulp. There was very little light, all of which came from a small peephole in the door directly across from where he was sitting. His vision was blurred, and his anus hurt terribly. He wondered just what in the holy name of fuck was going on. Could Rob be behind this? Of course not! He got raped and murdered by the aliens. The door finally opened. 2 alien guards accompanied and even bigger alien. The biggest alien (Soon to be voiced by Nobuo Tobita (飛田展男) (Adolf Hitler's voice actor in the Japanese dub of "Er ist wieder da!") in the Japanese dub of Gumball!) had a rather fancy and well-groomed mustache.
The biggest alien spoke. "So, you wish to defy the Kyolings do you?" it uttered in a German accent. Gumball was shocked, these aliens were not only organized, but they even had a name for themselves, and could speak! "What in the holy name of fuck is wrong with you guys?!" Gumball growled. The alien spoke again: "I am Adolf Kyoling and I control your town now bitch!" Gumball started "Who the fuck made you-" One of the guards shoved it's cock into Gumball's mouth before he could finish, nearly destroying his jaw. "You honestly dare to call what your show has devolved into ever since Season 4 a "Cartoon"?!" Adolf continued "This pretentiously unfunny and extremely cringey Normalfag-pandering South Park rip-off that has unfunny jokes that try why to hard to be Meta or are just Anime and Meme references for the sake of Anime and Meme references, forced drama that belongs in soap opera, a background character nobody gave a flying fuck about becoming the main villain, and horrendously godawful episodes that pandered to the Hip n' Trendy crowd and the Political crowd?! Honestly, when Hipster-pandering bullshit like Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, and Steven Universe are somehow more enjoyable than what your show has now officially devolved into, you know you done fucked up, BIG TIME!" Gumball tried bite down on the guard's cock in his mouth as hard as he could. It spurted semen into his mouth, which burned like acid. The alien withdrew as Gumball screamed in agonizing pain. Adolf laughed his ass off and then uttered "End his fucking existence, NOW!" as he walked out. The 5 guards pulled out rusty chainsaws (The first chainsaw aiming for Gumball's throat, the second chainsaw aiming for Gumball's nipples, the third chainsaw aiming for Gumball's dick and balls, the fourth chainsaw aiming for Gumball's anus, and the fifth and final chainsaw aiming for Gumball's tail) and started revving them up.
Gumball was already in terrible pain from the spooge burns, but none of that would compare to the unfortunate end of his life. The chainsaws inched closer and closer to his throat, nipples, dick, anus, and tail. The Kyolings held the chainsaws, revving it a mere inch away from it for what seemed like an eternity. Gumball could not move at all. The semen had paralyzed him. A camera was wheeled into the room. "Hijack Channel 6 and use this to broadcast Gumball's execution to the townsfolk of Elmore!" a Kyoling ordered. They were going to kill Gumball morally right then and there. Televisions all across Elmore were tuned into it. Sadly, the townsfolk of Elmore never tuned in, they were all either dead or getting horrifically raped.
The chainsaws finally made contact after several minutes of revving. Gumball's last words were a scream so loud that it could deafened everyone in a ear shot. The blades were cutting very slowly and sloppily. There was blood everywhere. Gumball screamed until the chainsaw made contact with his throat, nipples, dick, anus, and tail. Blood was filling his lungs, his nipples, his castrated dick, his anus, and his tail, and was covering the walls. Eventually, his head, nipples, dick and balls, anus, and tail reached the floor. Gumball had now been put out his fucking misery.
Gumball's body, nipples, dick, anus, and tail were thrown into the furnace, and Gumball's head was impaled onto a wooden pole as one the many symbols for Adolf Kyoling's many victories. After Gumball was murdered and deposed of, the Kyolings proceeded to finish off Gumball's family! Darwin and Anais were cannibalized into delicious Seafood Curry with a side of Rabbit Meat, Nicole and Richard were torn apart limb from limb, and Jojo, Frankie, Louie and Mr & Mrs. Senicourt were skinned alive and eaten.
6 days had now passed since the Wattersons met their extremely tragic end. And as of today, Elmore has now officially become a full-on dystopian Kyoling colony (Along side Gravity Falls, Echo Creek, Lakewood Plaza Turbo, and Beach City (I would add in The Land of OOO and Equestria but unfortunately, "Adventure Time" is coming back from the dead with a HBO Max-exclusive sequel, and MLP:FIM is coming back from the dead with a Chibi spin-off)). Nearly every citizen in Elmore had been raped, killed, or both. Some, were being held hostage, used as sex slaves for the Kyolings in their newly built fortresses. As their minds were completely corrupted beyond repair by the Kyolings poisonous spooge. It was truly a fate worse than death itself... and at this rate it's only a matter of time before Royal Woods (A little town in Michigan that is unfortunately home to Chris Savino's generic-looking, cliched, stereotypical, painfully unfunny, and forced moral-filled trainwreck that is "The Loud House") will become a full-on Kyoling colony seeing how Nickelodeon is supposedly planning to put The Loud House out of it's fucking misery after a good run of 5 seasons and 130 episodes (Thank Fucking Jesus!). If only Gumball never tragically devolved into a pretentiously unfunny and extremely cringey Reddit and 4chan-pandering South Park rip-off ever since Season 4 and was forced to be a typical everyday run-of-the-mill kids cartoon from beginning to end then maybe Elmore wouldn't be completely fucking destroyed right now don't ya think?
The End.