A/N: Beat one annoyance with another. Please don't kill me diehard fans 😊

Once upon a time in a country far, far, faaar away, a hero high school existed. It was filled with many heroes, such as number 1 goat man, wild wolf counselor, crazy pervert woman, soundbox birdhair, and sleepy scarf. Somehow these 5 teachers were all that the hero school needed to teach like 300 people, but somehow, that worked. Because whatever, shounen manga rules.

Our story begins with a girl named Mary Sue. She was ALL the positive adjectives and NONE of the negative ones, and in 2020, that's okay. Her rainbow eyes twinkled and her purple hair fluttered as she ate some kawaii food and texted her friends on amino on how hinata shouyo was totally bae. She was perfection and then some. She was great.

Then it became another day, and the sun shined. Mary went up and got ready, and also ate some breakfast AND did laundry because she was so hypercompetent and great. "you need 2 hurry mary or else you will become late and all the other kids will think you are a tardy nasty girl who isn't interested in schoolwork and they won't become youre friend and youll be all alone and GAH!" said her mom who was really considerate and really close to a meltdown. "don't worry okaa chan" said mary. "I will just use my quirk to run to school! She did so, and she was the FIRST PERSON IN SCHOOL! She wiped her nails and did a twirl. She was sooo cool.

But then, Mary sue remembered that she was supposed to be a transfer student, so she had to wait outside for the class to fill up with kidz and THEN get into the class AND introduce herself. She felt nervous and all other relevant adjectives. She waited outside watching some weeb stuff on her phone. She was soo quirky and cool.

Then some people went THROUGH the door and went INTO the classroom! WOAH! Mary could totally hear them talking about her, but she pretended not to notice. She was respectful like that.

"who is dat" asked kaminari, being his creep perv loser self.

"She is so cool and cute and pretty and I would like to date her because I am attracted to her" said kirishima, being a fluffy marshmellow boi of strong soft boi vibes and goodness and NOT a manly cool boy because he totally isn't.

"I am mineta and I love this girl because *random pervy stuff*" said mineta, being the scum on my shoes that I get onto the shoe when I run and step in dog poo and garbage. He was a messed up boi, bcuz mary could TELL.

"she seems nice" said midoriya, because he was a smol nice boi who has never creeped on girls ever AND he was the main character so yeah. But then, their angry classmate boom-boom boy came into the room. He had yeallow hair and he had unrealistic eyes. He was always angry, and super mean and should probably be thrown in jail for being so evil and cruel. It was…Bakugou!

"wellll I DON'T like her! HM! Said bakulou, being a petulant child with crossed arms AND an angry look on his face that meant he would get wrinkles when he was 25 ish because he was soo stupidly angry lol.

Secretly bakuno was hateful and angry and all other negative adjectives because he was angry at midoriya for breathing and being happy and not being sad and stuff but if he brought up midoriyas quirk thing again everyone would think BAKUGO'S a bully which he totally is but he's not gonna tell them DUH! That's like the first rule of bully school lmao, thought bakugo evilly because he was a pretty evil guy.

"haha" laughed midoriya at his silly friend bakutoe bcuz he was afraid if he was aggressive or actually standing up for himself against bakugou then the fans would hate him and say he changed and make villain au fanfics that would make him sad because hes NOT a villain and hes the main character

Bakugo looked at the girl. He hated her.

Mary looked at bakugou. She hated her.

Suddenly, they rushed at eachother! Mary BEAT him up, and used her quirk to make her strength grow bigger. She beat him up and stuff until he said "I give up" and then she let him go.

Everyone secretly cheered on mary bcuz they were scared of bakugou and his threats and general meanness. Kirishima was CRYING out of JOY, because he too HATED the evil bakugou with a strength that rivaled ten thousand suns. kaminari and mineta ran away, because they were cowards and couldn't take a boulder to the face like everyone else. Man they suck, thought mary as she looked down on bakugo.

"will you be a nice boy now and NOT a bully boi who makes everyone uncomfortable because you are having a hard time understanding that other people can ALSO be amazing and it isn't just you who can be smart and strong?"

Bakugo looked at the guys. They looked at him. He didn't know what to say. On one point, he knew that he should probably stop being so mean for no reason. But he didn't want to stop being mean to midoriya because he hated him and wished he could leave japan so he never had to see him again, thought bakugo, like a normal not evil person (lol)

"….um….NO!" said bakulo. Everyone was SHOOK!

"Then I guess I have to kill you" said mary sue. Bakugo felt fear for the first time (lol dbz reference ftw!) and passed out.

"wut are you ganna do with him, mary?" asked midoriya, being scared but also generally happy that bakugo got hit and that finally he was served with justice.

"nothing" said mary sue and EVERYONE was SHOOK!

"but why mary" said jirou being mary sues biggest fan because she's kinda boring and stuff and nOT best girl, Mary is.

"bcuz…"

"im not evil"

"oh" said every1 & they wuz relieved. And then they went home, being super happy and feeling super united as a class.

Every year they would have a 'national bakugo beat down day' where they would remember bakugos defeat and remember to be more humble and not be a bully. And ever1 lived happily ever after.

LOL