This is something I started in German and now I decided to translate some of the songs into English and add a couple more whenever I have time. The idea is simple: Take a song, write different lyrics so that they make sense in the Potter-Universe.
Just reading the lyrics isn't nearly as much fun as reading the lyrics while listening to the original songs. If you aren't familiar with the song, the lyrics may seem a little weird.
Avada Kedavra
Original Song: Bad Romance
Original Artist: Lady Gaga
Fanfiction Artist: Bellatrix Lestrange
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!, Avada Kedavra)
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!, Avada Kedavra)
Ava-A-va-va, Ava, Ava-va
Kava-ka-va-va
Keda-da-vra
Ava-A-va-va, Ava, Ava-va
Kava-ka-va-va
Keda-da-vra
(XX)
I want to kill you
I want you dead.
I want to torture you
as long as you live
I want you dead
Dead, Dead, Dead,
I want you dead.
I will torment you,
hear your screaming
Want you to die in crying despair
I raise my wand
Dead, dead, dead
I want you dead.
(XX)
You know I win over you
You know that I'm stronger,
I want to kill,
want to kill you now.
(XX)
I want to kill you
and I want to hear screams
lying there you fulfil my dreams.
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want to kill you
and I want to hear screams
lying there you fulfil my dreams.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Avada Kedavra
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!
Avada Kedavra
Ava-A-va-va, Ava, Ava-va
Kava-ka-va-va
Keda-da-vra
(XX)
I want your blood
I want that curse
You're a mudblood
there's nothing worse.
I want you dead,
Dead, dead, dead
I want you dead.
I want to see the fear in your eyes
Want to destroy you, you mustn't live
I want you dead
Dead, Dead, Dead,
I want you dead.
(XX)
You know I win over you
You know that I'm stronger
I want to kill,
want to kill you now.
(XX)
I want to kill you
and I want to hear screams
lying there you fulfil my dreams
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want to kill you
and I want to hear screams
lying there you fulfil my dreams.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Avada Kedavra
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!
Avada Kedavra
Ava-A-va-va, Ava, Ava-va
Kava-ka-va-va
Keda-da-vra
(XX)
Scream, scream, never cease
no one's here you'll never be free
Scream, scream, never cease,
no one's here, you'll never be free.
Scream, scream, never cease,
no one's here, you'll never be free.
Scream, scream, never cease,
no one's here, no one except me
(XX)
I want you dead,
and I want to hear screams
I want you dead,
want to Crucio you!
Je veux ton mort
et je veux te maudire,
je veux ton mort,
Want to Crucio you!
Want to Crucio you (Avada Kedavra)
Want to Crucio you!
Want to see you dead! (Avada Kedavra)
I want to see you dead!
(XX)
I want to kill you
and I want to hear screams
lying there you fulfil my dreams
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!)
I want to kill you
and I want to hear screams
lying there you fulfil my dreams
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Avada Kedavra
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh! Oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh!
Avada Kedavra
Ava-A-va-va, Ava, Ava-va
Kava-ka-va-va
Keda-da-vra