Teamassia: A Team One-Shot

by The Cinematic Universe Channel

The Team goes to takeover a small nation called Molossia. I owed nothing expect for my OC's

Hey People, quick thing before you watch this: This is coming out a day earlier because I forgot the day I even made this account because I'm a dumb dumb. Anyway, so, thank you all for reading these stupid stories of mine and enjoy this one year anniversary story

There is a nation called...Molossia. A micronation, to be precise. Located just outside of Reno, in Dayton Nevada. It is a small spec of land... One point three acres to be exact. But through a strange loophole, it is technically considered... a nation. It is run by a man named Kevin Baugh, who has declared himself the proud president of this land. He has been called one Curly short of the Three Stooges, but he does manage to keep order in his humble country. For the most part Molassia is a quiet, simple, gentle land, that is yet to subject itself to any intense, hostile violence. That... is where the two Michael brothers comes in.

The Molossia flag blows against the morning sunlight.

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The Cinematic Universe Channel Presents

Starring Chris Pratt

Joesph Gordon-Levitt

Scarlett Johannson

Asher Blinkoff

Cameron Seely

Kristen Wiig

Tori Kelly

Benedict Cumberbatch

Selena Gomez

Steve Carrell

Taron Egerton

Andy Samberg

Lucy Liu

Jack Black

Miranda Cosgrove

Tristan O'Hare

Scarlett Estevez

and Michael Keaton as the president of Molossia

TEAMASSIA

Based on 'Kickassia' created by Channel Awesome.

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Today in Molossia, President Kevin Baugh is performing morning meditation when there's a knock on his door. He's curious, since there's basically no one here and he goes to open it.

A man is seen waiting outside.

He opens the door for the man

Alex: Hello, I'm Alex Michael, has a personality, and all around spectacular guy.

Kevin Baugh: (silent)

Alex(as if in reply to Kevin): I'm fine. Anyway I work for a team called, well The Team. I don't like to brag, but, we're pretty successful.

Kevin Baugh: (silent)

Alex: I noticed that you er, have your own nation here. Must be very proud.

Kevin Baugh: (silent)

Alex: But to be fair, um... It is not very big and you're not very big. So. Let's just cut to the chase here. I am going to... invade you. My army is going to take you down, conquer Molossia, and take it as our own. Now, don't get any bright ideas. Don't try to fight back or anything like that. My army is quite literally unstoppable, undefeatable, and of course, invincible. Where, you are... what? Just you? (laughs) So, I'll give you uh... ten minutes to pack things up and piss off. (smiles) Deal?

Kevin saids nothing and he closes the door.

Alex: (confused): Why do they always want to do it the hard way?

Alex walks away from the door and into his RV. Alex pushes a button and a green portal opens up. Alex turns on the car and drives through the portal.

Back at his home, Alex is in front of four computer monitors, each with information about Molossia, planning out his plan.

Alex: Ahhhh... Molossia...

Alex picks up his phone and he contacts a close friend of his, Ash.

Ash: Hello?

Alex: It's time.

Alex hangs up and dials another number

Ash looks at her phone confused, and puts it down.

Alex contacts a little girl named Margo Gru.

Margo: Hello?

Alex: It's time. (hangs up, dials another number)

The Grinch: Hello!

Alex: It's time. (hangs up, dials another number)

Dennis Dracula: Hello?

Alex: It's time. (hangs up, dials another number)

Johnny: Hello?

Alex: It's time.

Alex continues to call everyone he can.

Alex: It's time. (goes to get up, but phone immediately rings.) Hello?

Margo: Uhhh, Yeah... what does "It's time" mean?

Alex: What?

Margo: I don't know, you just called me up and said, (mockingly)"It's time!" like I'm supposed to know what that means.

Alex:Get on the wagon, Margie! It's the takeover of Molossia!

Margo: The takeover of what?

Alex: Ah- H-hold on, got a call on the other line. Hello?

Ash: Hey... yeah, what's this "It's time" thing you're talking about?

Alex: (surprised): Don't you know?!

Ash: No.

Alex: Ah- Look, it doesn't matter, just meet me in Molossia.

Ash: Where?

Alex: I- Ah, hold on, I got another call. (changes call) Hello?

Dennis: Yeah, it's uh... (checking watch) 3:22 p.m.

Alex: What?

Dennis: (confused): I thought you were asking what time it was.

Alex: frustrated): No no... I'm telling you it IS time!

Dennis: Yeah, and that time is 3:22p.m.

Alex: No no- Urrrgh! I've got another call. Hold on. (switching calls) Hello?

Dru: I'm behind you 110% Alex! Any Chick-Fil-A refusing to serve us delicious nuggets on Sundays from here on out will be blown sky high! (manic cackling)

Alex: Wait a minute, what are you talking about?

Dru: Wait, what are you talking about?

Alex: The invasion of Molossia!

Dru: What is Molossia?

Alex: I- (sigh) Hold on, I'll get back to ya. (switches calls) Hello?

Grinch: Uhhh, yeah, I got 3:24 here, but I think Dennis's watch is more accurate.

Alex: Oh, uh... hold on a minute. (switches calls) Hello?

Grinch: Me again.

Alex: Sorry. (switches calls) Hello?

Ash: Hi! Still running on "confused" here.

Alex: Look, it's hard to explain, just meet me in Molossia! It's in Nevada.

Ash(sarcastically): Ok, I'll just uh, walk over to Nevada.

Alex: (angry): I'll fly you there.

Ash: When?

Alex(frustrated): I don't know! I can barely keep track of who I'm talking to! Oh, that reminds me, I gotta call Quinton

Ash: Oh, yeah. He's helpful.

Alex: Yes. (switches calls) Hello!

Dennis: Three twenty... three p.m.!

Alex: Go away. (switches calls) Hey James!

Alex's brother James walks down to Alex

James: Guilty as charged.

Alex: Any chance you have Quinton's number?

James: About 100.

Alex: Shut up...

Alex calls Quinton and this is what he gets.

Quinton:(voiceover): (singing to the tune of The Greatest American Hero theme) Believe it or not, Quinton Isn't at home. Leave a message at the beep...

Alex: Figures. Let me see if Evenlyn in on board.

Evenlyn(voiceover):Hello, Evenlyn

Alex: Ev! ... It's time.

Evenlyn: It is?

Alex: Yes. We are taking over Molossia!

Evenlyn: We're taking over Molossia?

Alex(excitedly): I know right, so get your stuff together and come down to-

Evenlyn: Oh by the way, this has been an answering machine the whole time. Leave your message after the beep. (beep)

Alex looks at the phone confused

Dennis: Three twenty... four p.m.!

Alex: Ok, look, I'm putting EVERYBODY on speakerphone. (Hits button and sets down phone.) (shouting) Can-you-hear-me?!

Po: Yes!

Ash: Yes.

Margo: Yes.

James: No. ...I mean yes.

Alex: Look, we're taking over the land of Molossia. I'm flying you all out to Nevada so we can prepare for the invasion!

Po: And where we all gonna stay?

Alex: It's ok. I booked everybody a hotel room.

Now, everyone is crammed into a hotel room. Just about everyone on the team is there.

Margo(sarcastically): Well, gee, I didn't see that one coming.

Johnny: (excitedly): Oh boy! I'm excited! (To Vlad) Are you excited?! I'm excited! (pause) Excited! (Vlad turns away.)

Grinch:(monotone, and tiredly): (rubbing his head) I cannot believe he dragged us all out here...

Johnny (Gorilla): Tell me about it! I've got food I could be puking up right now!

Alex enters the room with brimming confidence.

Alex: Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright ALRIGHT! Is everybody here?

Mavis: We sure as hell hope so. We can't fit any more people in this room.

Crane (worriedly): My god! Where's Viper!

Monkey: I think you're standing on her, dude.

Viper: I'm okay.

Alex: Alright people! We are about to do the ballsiest thing any of us have ever done before. We are going to take over the land... of Molossia!

Lucy: ...why?

Alex: What?

Lucy: Why are we taking over Molossia? I mean, isn't it.. barely an acre of land?

Alex: Heh. Luce, do you think anyone else here honestly has that questi-

Everyone: WHY?!

Alex: Ok! Ok! Fact is that it's our one opportunity to finally seize control of something. I mean... haven't you ever wanted to find an official headquarters that isn't James's house.

James: Does Lego buildings count?

Alex: This is our chance to finally have power! To create an headquarters unlike any other!

Gru: But it's only an acre of land! What can we do with an acre of land?!

Alex: What CAN'T we do with an acre of land?!

Agnes: (wide-eyed) Whoa...

Alex: People. What may start as just a small acre of land, will blossom into something larger than any of us can possibly imagine!

Axl (mockingly): Yeah, like two acres of land!

Everyone chuckles softly. But Alex wasn't laughing

Alex: You know, there's another group of people that thought like you, Axl. There were called NAZIS!

Everyone looked at him shocked.

Alex: They were close-minded, hate filled people who just wanted everything their way. (shouting) Are you a Nazi, Axl

Axl: No.

Alex: (even louder) Are you a Nazi, Axl!

Axl: No!

Alex: Cause I don't want any Nazis around here!

Axl: (shouting): No! I'm not a Nazi! (everyone stares at him accusingly) I'm not! I'm not!I'm not a Nazi!

Alex:(calmly): Good. Now let me tell you about a group of people that didn't give up. They were called Nazis! (everyone looks at him confused) They had a crazy plan, too. Everybody thought they were nuts. But you know what? They got pretty far, didn't they? Cause they were dedicated.

Everyone: Point.

Alex: And strong!

Everyone: Maybe

Alex: A lot of people said they were crazy.

Everyone: They were

Alex: Well everybody says that we're crazy, so that gives us a better advantage, doesn't it?

Everyone: Yeah

Alex: Think about it... First we take Molossia, and then... Maybe the neighbors down the street. And then their neighbors, and then their neighbors, and then their neighbors! Until we build a headquarters so gigantic that nobody would be able to stop us! And then we go global! First we start with Texas. Then Canada. Then France! And then whatever other nation stands in our way! And then...

Agnes:(excitedly): Pudding?

Alex: THE WORLD!

Everyone: wait what

Alex: sorry. Got caught in the moment. Anyway, don't you let anyone tell you that you can't do it. So what are you people? A Nazi? (everyone groans) OR NAZIS!

Everyone cheers wildly. Johnny wipes a tear from his eye. Viper cheers from the floor. Alex walks over to Ash, placing his arm around her.

Alex: By the way... as the obvious future president of this great nation, I am going to need a vice president to be by my side.

Ash rolls her eyes right before Alex grabs her arm and twirls her around

Alex: You're the only one who can keep the Team's name alive... And I don't know why.

Ash: Well, I dunno, I was kinda holding out for... president?

Alex: Well, that's all the vice president does.

Ash: Oh. Ok, then.

Alex: Cool.

Alex turns to everyone

Alex: Alright everybody! What are we waiting for? Let's go kick some Molossia!

Everyone cheers and runs out of the room

Viper(last to leave as he opens the door) Don't forget me!

Back with Kevin, he's talking with someone.

Kevin Baugh: So. This Alex Michael guy says he might be invading our nation. What do you think?

Actually Kevin is sitting alone at a table. He slowly gets up, changing into a different outfit with a german hat, and a monocle. This is Kevin's alter ego, Fritz Von Baugh. He sits in the opposite chair at the table.

Fritz Von Baugh: I say we keep our defenses high, but not worry too much about it.

He gets back up, and changes back to President Baugh. He sits back down.

Kevin Baugh: Good.

The Team right now is marching toward Molossia. Dracula has a rapier sword stuffed in his cloak. Dru turns and spits on the ground behind him. As they approach Molossia, human Johnny gets Alex's attention.

Johnny:(excitedly): We're gonna annihilate them, aren't we? We're going to annihilate them!

Alex(patting Johnny on the head like a child) Yes Johnny but save your energy. You're going to need for all the pointless torturing we're gonna be doing.

Johnny: (rubs his hands together and smiles gleefully) wait what?

Kevin Baugh walks outside his home to confront the group.

Groopert: He seems much smaller in person.

Izzy: That because you're far away from him

Alex: Well, he's about to get a lot closer. CHARGE!

Everyone now runs toward Molossia, yelling. Kevin Baugh remains completely still. As the team gets closer, Kevin still remains still. As soon as the group reaches the house, Kevin reveals a machine gun. The group's running charge is now a terrified, screaming retreat. Kevin smirks slightly before calmly heading back into his house, as the group continue running and screaming away from Molossia and back to their hotel. Dennis is seen in front of the Molossia sign in the fetal position, sucking his thumb.

Back at the Hotel room.

Vlad: Well, THAT didn't work.

Edith: Didn't you have any other strategy outside of going, "Aaaaaaahhhhh!" (waving his hands in mockery)

Alex: Well, I didn't think that far ahead.

James: No, you just thought up to where everyone was in charge, and you were ruling the fucking world.

Alex: (in unironic argeement) Yes.

Lucy: You can't just do that, Alex. You have to plan these things out. You have to have a strategy for god's sake!

Alex: Yeah, but that takes hard work. Hard work that we do not have!

Ash: I declare this... "sucking".

Ericka: Me, too. I'm outta here.

Everyone: Yeah yeah yeah... (all get up to leave)

Mantis: This is balls.

Alex: WAIT! Do you dare leave now in your moment of victory?!

James: (placing a hand on Alex's shoulder and staring off wistfully) I would never leave you, Alex.

Alex: (looking freaked out) I know that, James. (slowly pushes him away) We just need a plan!

Vlad: How about be gut them open and wear their organs as hairnets!

Alex: Nah, we'd have to get close to them first.

Vlad: Aww.

Dracula: How about I launch my sword over, like a kamikaze lightsaber.

Alex: Nah, I think they'd see that coming.

Dracula: Oh.

A portal opens up and the spider king appears out of it

Spider King: How about a legion of SPY-DERS? They're quite small and fit into most overhead compartments.

James: NO! How'd you get in here anyway?!

Spider King: ...just want to be loved.

Alex: GET OUT!

Spider King: Hoh... (his portal floats away as Meena looks on, bewildered.)

Dru: How about we use Po's head as a battering ram?

Po: Hey!

Alex: Nah, his head is too soft.

Po: Hey!

Margo: Hey guys, uh, I got an idea. (sarcastic) This might seem like a shot in the dark but what if we just used weapons?

Alex: Nah, nah, that's a terrible idea. WAIT! I have an idea!

Margo(sarcastically): Gee, does it involve using weapo-

Alex: It involves using weapons!

Margo: Yeah.

Alex: James, get your MP5's! Lucy, get your magic gun! Dracula, start wrapping your sword in explosives! By god, we'll give 'em a battle worth fighting for! And this time... there will be no dawn... for Molossia.

Now everyone gearing up for war. Ash puts on a pair of dust goggles, James unpacks his MP5's. Dru turns a fedora around and pulls out a lava ray. Johnny puts on a camo mask. Ericka pulls out a sword. Dracula's sword gets a grenade attached to him. . Grinch attaches a stuffed bear to a rope, realizes how strange that is, tosses it away and pulls out his magic gun. Johnny pulls out a green pistol. Lucy pulls on a blue mask. James has his suit form around him. Tigress puts on headphones and turns them on, creating a proton pack start-up sound.

Alex has a suit form around him, and the mask forms across his face, and lights up.

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Dennis is standing in a room by himself, a distressed look on his face; James enters behind him

Dennis: Is everyone preparing for battle?

James: They are, dennis.

Dennis: *nervous and sweating* Good.

James sighs and walks closer to Dennis

James: You know, dennis, you would really help the team out if you were to…well…you know.

Dennis: *turning his head slightly, voice cracking* Summon him?

James: It would be just this once, dennis. Just this once and you can go back to normal.

Dennis: : *turns around suddenly* NORMAL?! There's no normal. I don't even know what normal is any more. Every day I live with the beast raging inside of me.

James: All you need to do is set him free and then once you have him under control-

Dennis:!CONTROL?! There is no control! There is only ANARCHY! Chaos! And the world writhing in pain!

James: But, if you would only try!

Dennis: TRY?! There is no try! *Dennis grabs James by his collar and drags him to his face* There is only the darkness!

James: Give in, Dennis. Give in for me. And the team. And your family. And for me!

Dennis: *sigh* I left the madness behind me a long time ago.

Dennis turns to the curtains and looks back at James

Dennis: You'll find none of it left here!

Dennis looks back at James through the corner of his eye.

James turns to walk out of the hotel room.

James: Sometimes we all need to give in to the madness.

Dennis then looks nervous as James walks out of the room as the door shuts.

In Molossia as Baugh reads some documents and looks out the window, he is then surprised to see the encroaching army all ready for battle and armed with various weapons. Alex is dressed as M. Bison from the Street Fighter movie and turns to address the team. Baugh goes to talk to his citizens who are all reading books.

Baugh: Just a heads up, guys. Molossia might be under attack in a couple minutes or so.

Molossian citizens: Mmmhmmm...

Al Bison begins to addresses the team'

Alex: Alright people, this is the moment you've been waiting for! Bravery will be rewarded! Destinies will be revealed! And the honor of a new nation will be born! A nation which I will declare-TEAMASSIA

Crowd cheers

Mantis: Wolverines!

Lucy: Symbolism!

The crowd dies down

Alex: James, send the signal to sound the charge!

James: Alex, the guy's standing right there looking at you. Why don't you send the signal yourself?

Alex: *chuckle* James *dope slap* Just do it.

James waves his finger and plays 'Ain't no mountain high enough' on a saxophone

Alex: turns around* For all of Teamassia...CHARGE!

Everyone charges into battle as Baugh looks on. He presses buttons on his phone to set off a series of mines. The line holds as the group presses on! Frustrated with the continuing wave of troops, Baugh sets off more charges as they continue to strike. A bomb knocks Lucy down and Gru notices

Gru: lucy! *runs over to her* NO! Lucy! You were so young and red haired! Damn you, Molossia! *Lucy slowly gets up.* Damn you to hell! *Lucy takes off her mask.*

Lucy: I... I'm fine.

Gru: Oh! God, Lucy! You're dead. No! You want me to tell you about Disneyland?

Lucy: No, seriously. I'm ok-

Gru: There's cotton candy on the trees! You can just climb up and get one if you want!

Lucy: Look, I don't know who you seem to think you are. I mean I'm really-

Gru: Take comfort in my masculine arms!

Lucy: *muffled* You're an idiot!

Everyone continues to charge. James uses a peashooter and gets part of it stuck in his throat.

Alex: *quickly* Remember, pain is just God's way of telling you to try harder!

In the background, Dru fires his guns.

Baugh, steps out of his house. He then mans a cannon as people continue to run. He shoots the cannon as Grinch, Meena, Crane, and Ericka dodge. Ash ducks behind a ludicrously small boulder, but it appears to protect her. Cindy and the kids are being protected by a shield, in which they get spooked at a cannonball that lands nearby

Cindy: are we sure this was a good idea?

James throws a baseball bat at Mavis, she swings the baseball bat, deflecting a cannonball. Baugh then ducks, and runs. Everyone continues to charge. Alex has everyone stop.

James: FENCE!

They try to climb over it to no avail. James tries to shoot it.

James: It's no use! The bullets are just going through the holes!

Alex: LADDER!

Quickly they find the quickly summoned ladder to be too big

Everyone: Huh...

James: FOOTSTOOLS!

Alex: hey that's my job, don't ask for stupid things, FOOTSTOOL!

Everyone then hops on a swiftly produced footstool to climb the fence and breaches Molossia!

Alex: QUICKLY! To the Molossia railroad!

Everyone runs to the railroad as Viper trips and faces a toy train.

Viper: AHHHHHHHH!

Meena picks up a shaken Viper

Meena: It's just a toy train!

Viper starts to cry.

Dracula gets ready to throw the rapier when the grenades goes off.

Dracula: Ow.

Baugh comes in, ready to face the oncoming army!

Alex: DESTROY HIM!

Baugh uses his sword to teleport around the area, causing much confusion.

He teleports next to the door

Alex: Huh? *spots him.* HEY!

Baugh teleports again as the team tries to get to him

Alex: COCK-A-DOO

Baugh teleports in front of Meena, Johnny, Ash, and James and then uses his sword to slap them. He then teleports away. He then taps Alex on the shoulder and punches him. Alex goes to retaliate when he vanishes.

Alex: GAH!

James takes the sword with his hands and knocks it out of Baugh's hands. He then proceeds to pummel him.

Baugh is knocked around and hits a barn.

Alex: Don't make us pointlessly torture you!

Baugh runs off and everyone looks confused.

Alex: *turns to The Team* Follow him?!

Everyone charges into the house as Alex opens the door. They then encounter Fritz Von Baugh.

Alex: Alright, President Baugh. Hand over Molossia and nobody gets hurt.

Fritz von Baugh: I'm not the president. I'm Fritz von Baugh, Minister of Making Things Orderly.

Meena: But, it's so obviously you.

Fritz von Baugh: Yes, I get that a lot. But, the fact is we're two totally different people.

Cindy: Okay, well, where is the "president"?

Fritz von Baugh: Oh. He's gone. Flew right out the door.

James: So...You mean we won?

Fritz von Baugh: It looks that way. Yes.

Everyone cheers as James runs into the room where the Molossian citizens are still reading.

James: Molossia has been conquered! A new dawn of government is upon us! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

Molossian citizens: Mmmhmmm...

Alex: My friends, this is indeed a great day. We have given birth to a new nation!

Everyone cheers!

Alex: And there will be government. Rules. And a new democracy to live by!

Mavis: Why a democracy?

Alex: Because I say so. And I will be your president!

Crowd: YAY!

Alex grabs Ash over, who is drinking beer.

Alex: Ash will be vice president!

Crowd: YAY!

Alex: And the rest we'll figure out at another time!

Mantis: Another time!

Alex: And as my first order as your president. I shall build a table. A round table so that everyone can look at each other in the eye.

Ash: Hmm. That's a good idea. It's like everyone's equal.

Alex: Yes! And I shall be elevated above you in a rocket chair! A magnificent rocket chair so I can look down on all of you and see just how equal we all are!

Everyone groans: ...Yay...

Alex: Make yourselves comfortable, everybody, for we have given birth to the greatest nation ever known! We have given birth TO TEAMASSIA

Everyone cheers.

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1 Year Later

A TV is turned on by someone and we see a news service in black and white, which also looks like the classic tv back in the 60's about to start.

Newsman: Dateline Teamassia! Year one of the new Imperiums has offically ended. Confidence is high as this new and proud nation works long and hard to establish its new government. I'm here today in the nation formally known as Molossia but now as of recent known as Teamassia. Though it is not easy to establish a government from the ground up, Teamassia is fortunate to have hard working individuals making their regime stable.

The newsman begins to walk across the field and he begins to interview some people.

Newsman: Of course military forces aren't a major concern in Teamassia, Secretary of Defense, siblings Gru and Dru assures the public that everything is well protected.

Gru: It's true that we're a small nation and are therefore more prone to attack. But, we have a good cuts to our Drill Sargent, Lucy who knows how to keep up the men's morale, but still having a heart of gold.

The newsman sees a photo of the entire team.

Newsman: Looks like a solid team you've got there.

Dru: Yes, indeed.

Newsman: However, there've been a few reports that you're acting a little gun crazy.

Dru: WHO SAID THAT?! *shoots cameraman and then a test pattern appears.*

Newsman: But, an invasion seems unlikely thanks to good relations kept by the Head of Immigration, One of two johnnies, who is a gorilla, and Miguel.

Johnny: What do you mean you can't understand me? I'm British. It's the language of love! If you can't understand me, then you can't understand love! *pause* Hold on, let me confer you to my second in command. *hands phone to Miguel*

Miguel: Hey! You think you got it rough?! I died one time and came back to life because I touched someone's guitar! There's not enough stitches in the world to cover the emotional pain I was going through! *Hangs up.* Prick.

Newsman: Every nation needs a treasurer and Teamassia has The leader's brother, James Michael, who I understand also designed the flag for Teamassia. True?

James: It is, Pal. And for a nation like Teamassia, I figured that we really needed a real kick-ass flag. (Points at the flag) That's why I came up with a musclebound iced cream cone carrying machine guns and shooting laser beams out his eyes. Because when people look at that, all they can say is "KICK ASS!".

Newsman: Well, it looks like you guys don't have a flagpole yet.

James: Well, we weren't exactly sure how to get their flag down and ours up. So, we're just using our chimney.

Newsman: Anyway, Meena. She Is making sure everyone is in good shape acting as Teamassia's Surgeon General.

Meena: In my short time as Surgeon General here in Teamassia, I've made an amazing medical discovery. I am very queazy when it comes to blood

Newsman: Really?

Meena: yeah.

Newsman: But, not everyone in Teamassia is probably insane. Take for example, Edith local shockjock radio DJ.

Edith: *shouts in angry tone* And while the bigwigs are up on the hill with their fancy hats and their capes, look down at the small people, with oppression, with taxation, with sexual repression, don't even get me started on the sexual repression! Take a stand people! Oppose the big people with the fancy fudgeing hats!

Newsman: So, what exactly about the Teamassian government bothers you so?

Edith: Well, nothing really. It's just that people agree with angry hosts on the radio, it makes them feel better about themselves. So, in my own way. I'm helping the people's morale. *The newsman looks towards the camera and shifts his eyes awkwardly, as if to question how that would work.*

Newsman: Another person keeping up the morale is Dennis. Who is kinda but not really helping.

Dennis: Yeah, at first we didn't have much in the science department. In fact, the original space program was just *shows a pump rocket launching* a stomp rocket. But, I'm certain we can get things to a more legitimate level.

Newsman: Well there is someone in this nation that still does well to keep order and justice in hand.

Chris Larios: This is Tigress. Head of the FBI. *turns to Tigress, who is surveying the area.* Tell me, Tigress what are you going to do to keep this nation safe?

Tigress: Well, it's all about surprise to fool our enemy. We are trying to find those who are best able to blend into their environment. For example, *steps back* We have discovered that The Grinch *motions to the air next to him* here has a natural talent for camouflage. *turns to The Newsman and looks back.* Isn't that right Grinch

Grinch: Yup.

Newsman: But, do you really think stealth and surprise are going to be enough to keep your enemies on their toes?

Tigress: Oh, yes. It's all about illusion. For example, I'm not even in front of you.

Turns out Tigress is behind him. The Newsman then turns around, startled.

Newsman: Oh! Very good.

Newsman: This is Secretary of State Margo. Tell me, Margo, what does a normal day entail for you.

Margo: Well, mostly I come up with brilliant ideas and Alex then claims them as his own.

Newsman: Does that pay well?

Margo: No. But, it sure does hurt a lot.

Newsman: But behind every great man is a woman. And presumably behind her another man. But in the case of Ash, that is not so.

Ash *speaking like Palin*: Well, he is a maverick to say the least. No matter what his decision might be, and whatever we disagree on. I still stand right by him.

Newsman: On what issues do you disagree with?

Ash: Well, like our foreign policy experience with Nevada.

Newsman: You. *points at Ash* You have had foreign policy experience with Nevada?

Ash: You betcha.

Newsman: *in questioning tone as he raises his eyebrow at her* In what way?

Ash: Well, if you look right outside. Nevada is right out there. You can see it from here.

Newsman: *looks at her awkwardly, then the camera, then back at her* Indeed. And where do you guys get your information on current events? Do you read the papers or-

Ash: Yes, I-that's it. I read the papers.

Newsman: *with raised eyebrow* Which ones?

Ash: *hesitant* All of them *pauses* ish.

Newsman: *looks at camera and back at Ash* Well, there's also talk that Alex wants to push for more regulation and you want less. In which way does he want more that you haven't agreed with?

Ash: Oh *hesitant* You know.

Newsman: Actually, no. I don't.

Ash: Well, when I find an answer, I'll get right back to ya. *smiles*

Newsman: And finally, in the past you have been known as a smart, edgy, opinionated woman. But, recently you've been labeled *holds up paper* "an idiotic, dumb Ox, that is playing naive and innocent in order to sneak into the president seat." *places paper down* What's your opinion on that?

Ash: *downtrodden* This world is filled with cruel, cold-hearted people. They don't maintain the same standard of niceness that I try to maintain. Am I not nice?

Newsman: Yes, you are very nice.

Ash: So, why would they say such a thing?

Newsman: *hold up paper again* Probably the idiotic, dumb Ox part I just mentioned.

Ash: I would presume that it's because I'm a woman. *points to self* And prejudice is alive and well in this world.

Newsman: But, Lucy is a woman.

Ash: *snickers* Sure she is and I'm the tooth fairy.

Cut to The newsman standing with Alex, still in his M Bison costume

Newsman: And now for the moment you've all been waiting for! An interview with the man himself! The man who made Teamassia possible! President Alex Michael!

Alex who is speaking in an over the top voice: GREETINGS, Fellow Human!

Newsman: Mr. Michael, what are your plans now for this new, glorious nation?

Alex: Well, first, we plan on taking over the neighbors down the street. We've *leans* sent them pamphlets. Then, we plan on taking over Nevada. America. And then the world.

Newsman: Ah. And how do you plan on accomplishing this exactly?

Alex: A gentleman never tells. But, I can give you a hint! It involves *leans* killing.

Newsman: Indeed. Mr Michael what about the fact that you keep the old president of this country alive and working for you? *points to Fritz von Baugh working on something.*

Alex: Oh. Ho. That's not the president! That's Fritz von Baugh, Minister of Keeping Things Orderly. *The newsman shakes his head.* I don't know. I'm just going with it.

Newsman: Well, thank you very much for your time, Mr. Michael.

Alex: Not at all, Man. *he turns to walk away*.

Newsman: OH! And one more thing! Mr. Michael, would you say your diabolical plan is to take over the world?

Alex: *dramatic turn* NATURALLY!

Newsman: *looks down* Well, then would you say your plan is to one day conquer the galaxy?

Alex *dramatic turn* EVENTUALLY!

Newsman: *looks at his notes again and scratches his head.* OH! Mr. Critic, do you plan on some day being bigger than God?

Alex: dramatic turn* Of...that question you can definitely say yes.

Newsman: *looks away, annoyed and gets an idea.* Say, Alex, do you get a lot of pussy with that outfit?

Alex: *dramatic turn* OF COURSE!

Newsman: *relieved* Thank you. This has been me reporting from Teamassia.

Alex, immediately bored now, changes the station and Hogan's Heroes is on.

James walks into Alex's room as a gunshot fires into the room.

James ducks for cover.

James: what the heck, Lucy!

Lucy: sorry

James shrugs it off and goes to Alex, who's now watching Hogan's Heroes.

James: I gotta say Brother, our financial situation isn't looking good. Of the money we have left, it doesn't look like we're going to be able to accomplish nearly what we had in mind.

Alex: *turns to James* Quiet! Can't you see I am watching Hogan's Heroes?

James: But, Alex, this is important stuff. We-

Alex: SILENCE! I have a new rule! Every day at *looks at the clock* four o'clock PM shall be Hogan's Heroes time and everyone shuts up and watches Hogan's Heroes. All those in favor say AYE! AYE! Motion passes. Go away.

James (annoyed) Fine. But, don't come to me when-*pause* You know what? Just don't come to me. *he walks off*.

Margo enters the room as James bumps into her

Margo: Excuse me, Alex. I couldn't help but overhear you're having trouble with our financial situation.

Alex: *in bored tone* Is this Hogan's Heroes related?

Margo: I just thought it would be a good idea to start charging for tourism. You know, T-shirts, postcards, and such.

Alex: Nah, that's stupid.

Margo *sarcastically*: Oh, okay then. *silently counts down from three on her fingers, pointing at Alex soon as he says...*

Alex: Wait! *raises hand* I have an idea!

Margo: *sarcastic tone* What could that be? *puts hands to his face and looks shocked*

Alex: To increase our financial status, we shall charge for tourism. T-shirts, postcards. Think of it, Margo

Margo: I already have.

Alex: Then make it so. I have spoken.

Margo rolls her eyes and walks off

Margo enters the kitchen and grabs a box of cereal and a bowl and dips the cereal into the bowl.

Margo grabs a spoon and begins eating.

Just then, Fritz walks into the room.

Fritz: evening.

Margo looks at Fritz

Margo: evening.

A moment of silence goes by.

Fritz Von Baugh: Why do you let him take your ideas like that?

Margo looks at Fritz again.

Margo: what?

Fritz: Alex

Margo: I don't know, because he's the president and stuff.

Fritz Von Baugh: Well, wouldn't you want to know what's that like?

Margo: Hmph, maybe, maybe not

Fritz Von Baugh: Wouldn't you? *walks away*

Margo wipes it off and continues eating

Meanwhile, human Johnny is with Alex.

Johnny: The plans for your rocket chair are in, sir!

Alex: Excellent! Do they have the little beer holders on the sides?

Johnny: *shakes head* Sure do.

Alex:*monotone* Cool.

Johnny rushes around and sits next to Alex, smiling.

Johnny: Hey, Alex, We're pals, right? Huh? Huh? We're pals. *rubs hands.*

Alex: Yes, Johnny! We are indeed pals!

Johnny: Yes. *rubs hands* Because, this is what pals do right? Sit on sofas and watch Hogan's Heroes and stuff, right?

Alex: The things you have just said are true.

Johnny: Oh. Say, do you ever get tired of doing that voice?

Alex: Nonsense! This is the voice of the Gods! A voice that demands honor and justice everywhere he g-*voices changes to normal.* A little bit. Yeah. *Johnny shakes his head*

Meanwhile, James is going over paperwork. The gorilla Johnny enters

Johnny: Jamie! What's up? *he sits down.*

James: *annoyed voice* Ugh. These stupid finances. We've got no money because Al DICKLESS over there won't do anything.

Johnny: Well, I'm sure he's building up to something.

James: *annoyed* Pfft. Like what? Watching more Hogan's Heroes?

Johnny: No, I think at five Full House comes on.

James: But that's what I mean. He does nothing. It's like the job of the president is to be removed from reality while everyone else does the work and acts like he's an inmortal god who thinks he can get away with anything no consequences.

Johnny: Yeah. I imagine that.

The two of them sit for a moment of silence. Nothing to stop the strange and unnatural silence between them.

Fritz Von Baugh walks in.

Fritz Von Baugh: If that was the case, why don't you be in charge?

James: What?

Fritz Von Baugh: I'm just saying. After all, you created the team to begin with. You know you are more qualified, why couldn't you be president? Hey I'm just thinking out loud. I'm sure both know what you're doing.

He leaves, leaving James and Johnny to ponder and look at the ceiling.

Outside, a quarter of the team are seen outside going about their business.

Dru walks up to Lucy.

Dru: *walks up to him* So, Gru How goes it? *Lucy walks in.*

Gru: Pretty well. I was just teaching these men the element of surprise.

Lucy: Have you punched them yet?

Gru: After lunch.

Some paper falls down and lands near Po's foot.

Gru: Hey Po, What's that on your leg?

Po: *looks down with Gru, Lucy, and most other members of the team, before picking up the paper* It's a receipt- *looks surprised and sounds confused* for twenty tons of dynamite?

Meena: Who-

Dennis: Signed for it?

Po: *looks over receipt/paper* Alex

Unaware of everyone, Fritz von Baugh is watching them.

Mavis: What's he doing getting dynamite?

Crane: I don't know, but it can't be good.

Groopert: We have to tell somebody about this.

Axl: You mean like Alex?

Everyone: NO!

Fritz von Baugh walks away. Smirking.

---

Right now, Ash is in the kitchen and goes to talk to Alex, who is of course watching television.

Ash: How 'bout I make you some tea there, Mr. President?

Alex *talking normally*: Why, yes, Mrs. Vice President. That'd be wonderful.

Ash nods and goes into the kitchen and grabs some tea and pills to knock him out while he talks.

Alex: You know, I don't know why the press picks on you so much. You seem like the nicest person to me. And we all know nice people make the perfect politicians. Just look at Carter! I mean, you're so good at making people feel at home.

Ash smiles and walks over with the tea.

Alex (continued): Lowering their defenses. Making them feel like they have nothing to worry about. *takes tea*.

Ash: Indeed. You gonna drink your tea there.

Alex: Oh this, of course. *Raises cup to his mouth, then stops and sniffs it* Say, ummm. Is it me or does this tea smell a little umm, Pilly?

Ash: Oh, it's just an herbal fusion. Drink your tea, honey. *smiles*

Alex: Oh, of course. *raises cup to drink*

James: Hey Al Bison, there's something you oughta-

Ash raises an arm to him and pushes him back.

Ash: Later.

Alex: *Pauses and looks at cup* Can I get some cream in my tea?

Ash: Cream just makes your penis smaller. Now drink your tea. *smiles*

While Alex and Ash continue to talk, Meena taps James on the shoulder. Then whispers into his ear. After a few seconds of whispering, the two leave the kitchen.

Alex. Yeah, but..I just don't feel like it's tea without cream really.

Ash: Yeah, but you don't know what they put in that cream. They put all sorts of hormones and antibiotics in it.

Alex: Yeah but that just makes me like it more. It's just cream's a big difference for me.

Ash: *smile fades* Fine, I'll put the damn cream in it.

She takes the tea from Alex then scuffs into the kitchen where she curses vehemently under her breath while putting cream into the tea, then returns.

Ash: Here's your tea. *gives cup back to Alex*

Alex: Awww, thank you so much hun.

Ash: *through gritted teeth* Just drink it.

Alex: Oh. *chuckles lightly, then raises the cup to his mouth, before stopping* Oh, wait a minute. That's right, I can't stand tea. *puts cup down* Why don't you get me a candy bar while you're up?

Ash: *pauses then smiles* You betcha.

Alex: I tell ya, I'm so lucky to have a vice president like you.

Ash moves behind the coach and tries to clip a dart gun.

Alex: (continued):You know, not every vice president will get their president tea. You know what I mean- *turns to see Ash, who hides the gun* I mean there's just some people that can help you in a real tight spot. I mean a real tight spot. *turns to Ash again, who hides the gun*I mean some people just don't get how- *turns around and sees Ash with a gun*

Ash: *dances away with the gun*

Alex: *laughs* She's so quirky.

Now, The remainder of The Team, minus Ash, the Non Gorilla Johnny, and James are crammed in a hotel room

Margo: *sarcastic tone* Boy, it's so great to be back here in this crowded, cramped hotel room again. I wonder if it's still impossible for me to stretch my arms. *streches arms and hits Cindy and Monkey* *sarcastically gasps* I can't. Happy birthday to me.

The Door opens and James walks into the room

James: Okay, so what exactly is going on here?

Meena: A whole lot of shit is going down, James. Tell him about it, Lucy.

Lucy: *stands up with receipt in hand* We found a receipt for twenty tons of dynamite paid for by Your Brother. We don't know what it means, but it can't be good. *gives receipt to James*

James: *takes receipt* So, what? You really think he is going to use it against us?

Viper: Who knows. He might be planning to blow us all up.

Groopert: *in panicked tone of voice* He's mad I tell you. Mad!

Izzy: *slaps Groopert*

Groopert: Mad!

Izzy: *slaps him again*

Groopert: Okay, I'm good.

James: Look, Alex may be a little nutty. But he's not nuts.

Cindy: You look me in the eye and tell me he's not stupid enough to do something that crazy.

Cindy and James stare each other down as over dramatic music begins to play out of nowhere by Miguel.

James: *raises finger and opens mouth, then pauses* Okay, you have a point. But couldn't the signature have been replicated? In fact, couldn't the whole thing be replicated?

Everyone in the room is silent

James: Say how many of you have been listening to that Baugh guy recently?

Everyone in the room coughs and whistles as they avoid eye contact with James

James: Yeah. He gets around, doesn't he? Those with brains usually have powers over the brainless. Look, I'll have a talk with Alex to see if any of this is true.

Grinch: What if he suspects us going behind his back?

James: He won't suspect us. I'll put it very delicately.

1 Hour Later

James: Everyone thinks you're nuts.

Alex: *shocked* Inconsiderate pricks. Why?

James: I think that Baugh guy is spreading lies about you.

Alex: *sighs* I knew I shouldn't have kept that Baugh guy around. Blame Margo. It was all her idea. *sighs again* Now everybody thinks I'm nuts.

James: Nah, they're just getting paranoid. That always happens when big changes happen.

Alex: Mmm, I suppose you're right. I mean I'll win their confidence back sure enough.

James: *chuckles* There's even a rumor going around that you bought twenty tons of dynamite for yourself.

Alex: *laughs* Nooo, that part was true.

James: *stunned* What?

Alex: Oh, yeah. The whole place is wired. *in a creepy tone of voice* You see, I've wanted this place for a long time *light chuckle* and now that I've got it, I'm not going to let anyone take it away from me. Discover that the world is filled with nasty wasties, and a lot of those nasty wasties want what I got. So, if any of them tried to take away what I have. I'm not afraid to go down with the ship and take *everybody* with me. But that's if one of those nasty wasties shows up. Or if someone in this beloveded nation of mine is a nasty wasty. What do you say, James, my dear brother? *dramatic turn to James* You're not one of those nasty wasties, are you?

James: *nervously* No, of course not.

Alex: Good. I'm glad we had this talk. Take care.

James: *nervously smiles* Yeah, you too. Night. *walks away*

Alex: *chuckles* I do enjoy our little chats.

James teleports back into the hotel room.

James: You're right, he is nuts. We got to act and we got to act fast.

Vlad: I say we castrate him with a fork, tie him to a cactus, then play pinata with his entrails. *smiles at everyone*

Everyone in the room looks at him horrified.

Vlad: What?

Johnny: You were just so fast to say that.

Vlad: I'm *shifty eyes* just passionate. That's all.

Mantis: *in enthusiastic tone* I like it!

Agnes: Maybe we could play really bad music. That would get him out of the government house.

Gru *takes a sip of water*: What kind of music would you pick?

Agnes: Nikki.

Everyone in the room cringes and Gru spits out the water.

James: No one should be subjected to that!

Mantis: *in enthusiastic tone* I like it!

Spider Dr. Smith: How about a legion of spiders?

Po: No! Seriously! Who keeps letting him in?!

Spider Dr. Smith: *sniff* Everybody hates the plan about spiders... Why does everybody hate the plan about SPIDERS?!

Mantis: *in enthusiastic tone* I like it!

James: Look, I'm the one who brought it up to him, I'll be the one who takes him down. Trust me. By the end of the week, Alex won't be the king of Teamassia anymore.

As James speaks, human Johnny listening at the door with a stethoscope.

Johnny: *gasps in shock and runs down the hall*

Johnny drives to the headquarters and tells Alex everything

Johnny: *hurriedly* And they were talking about killing you! And they were talking about different ways of killing you! And James was like, "It's my plan so I'll kill him!" So I RAN back here as fast as I could, but they SAW me... so SUPERMAN broke in, and he killed them all with his heat vision! And then he took me back to his home where we saw Wonder Woman, Green Lantern, AND THE REST OF THE JUSTICE LEAGUE! And then we went out to a bar, and we had a couple of drinks. I got totally shit-faced! And then I hailed a cab, and I got back here! *posing with his arms outstretched*

Alex: *shocked* Is that all true, Johnny

Johnny: Well, I kinda got carried away with the second half, but the first half is REALLY TRUE

Alex *sigh*: Then I guess we have no choice. We will have to give James a trial. Bring him to me!

Johnny: Right!

The next day, James enters the hotel room after having breakfast alone.

James: Alright guys, I've got a lot of things I need to do, this better be... *looks around the room, seeing that it's empty* Well, that's confusing.

Johnny: *pop up from behind a bed, wielding a machine gun, and yelling incoherently and running toward James with the gun* Getdawnonthebegedawnonthebe! Arrrara! Rrrrrrr!

James: *talking over Johnny's yelling* What? What? What? What? What? What is that? What is that? English?

Johnny continues yelling and babbling as the throws James to the bed.

James: You crazy discount Soccer jersey wearing fuck! What are you saying?!

Johnny: TRIAL!

James: What?!

Johnny: A trial!

James: What?!

Johnny: You are going to have a trial.

James: *sarcastically* Oh, God. Shoot me.

Johnny cocks the gun and drives it deeper into his neck.

James: *as if correcting his meaning* No, no!

That rainy afternoon, the trial is happening. James and Alex sit at a round table while everyone else stands around them.

Alex: And so it is the ruling of this court that you, Mr Michael be found guilty for the crimes against our government. All in favor? AYE! All opposed?

Everyone Else but Ash and human Johnny: NAY!

Alex *mockingly* Too bad I'm in charge! GUILTY! *slams down a squeaky hammer* Mr Michael do you have anything to say before I sentence you to your... *shrugs* sentence?

James: Oh. I got somethin' to say...

Alex: Well, make it quick, I don't want to miss Gilligan.

James: When I helped build Teamassia, I had a dream of freedom, justice, and honor. But now I see it's been shadowed by the DUMBASS COCKFACE *James points to Alex. Alex looks behind him* that sits across from me. You really know how to put the "dick" in dictatorship.

Alex: You're out of order, Michael!

James: You're out of order, they're out of order! The whole system is out of order!

Alex: I am the system!

James: I know you're the system! That's my point!

Alex: I know it's your point! It's just when you say that I'm out of order and the system's out of order it's kind of redundant!

James: What I'm trying to get across is FUCK YOU!

Alex: Fuck you!

James: Fuck you!

Alex: Fuck you!

Mavis: *Slams her hands down at the table, furious* Won't somebody think of the children?! *Yells at the two of them Demonically*

Everyone pauses to stare at Mavis

Alex: *still looking at mavis, then turning back to James* Right! Now what should his sentencing be?

Everyone remains silent.

Alex: Come on, come on! Nobody has any ideas?

Margo: Well, I guess I have an idea...

Alex: WAIT! I have an idea!

Margo: Oh, really? What is it?

Alex: *long pause* The idea... that, I have right now... requires...

Margo: James

Alex: M-Michael! ...to enter the... realm of everlasting...

Margo: Being banished?

Alex: Being banished! For... for for for for... *looks to Margo*

Margo: FOREVER!

Alex: FOREVER! *slams fist on table and stands up, pointing toward James* You are to be banished forever!

Ash: Oh good, I'll pack a lunch.

At the gates of Teamassia. The group stands within them and James is facing them outside the fence.

Alex: May your honor be stricken forever! May your name always be associated with douchebaggery! And may you walk, until you walk no more! Go! And never return.

James: Ok, I'm gonna catch a cab. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the hotel down the street. *waves*

Alex: Go! Venture to the great unknown! Who knows what undiscovered terrors await you?

James: I've got my cell phone if anyone needs to call.

Alex: Go! May the harshness of this world have no mercy on your soul! *James continues to walk away* Nobody look at him! Ignore all the terror he has brought to our good nation! *Everyone behind Alex waves* Go! And never return!... Ever!... Return!... Again! *turns to look behind him as everyone stops waving*

James walks through the pooring rain, smirking behind Alex's back

Night falls on Teamassia

Alex: entering a dark room* Phew! Banishment is hard work. Time for me to get some ole' shut-eye. *pauses, staring at something*

Alex: whispering* My God. I know this place. It's my room but... not. *moves toward the chair* My old house's room. It's been restored. *touches the wall* Just like at home. *reaches down to feel the table as his voice enters his head*

A young Alex's voice: *slight echo* You're dead Goku!

A young James's voice: no i'm not, I have something up my non existing sleeves. Kamehamaha!

A young Alex's voice: oh no, it's to powerful AH!

Alex walks toward another wall and places his hand on it.

Alex: It's all just as I remember it... but... who did this? What happened to my room?! Where's my bed? Where are my things?!

A familiar voice: I thought you'd like it this way...

Alex turns to the door to see his sister Silena.

Alex: Silena?

Silena: monotone* Yes. It is I. Silena, your sister.

Alex: You did this? But why?

Silena: To remind you of who you are. *softly* And to bring you a warning.

Alex: A word of warning? ...what?

Silena: *slowly approaching Alex* The warning is... *long pause as Silena stares Alex down. She Walks over slowly, and suddenly grabs his shirt* *loudly* Stop being a douchebag! It's totally going to backfire!

Alex: Damn it, Silena, I don't have time for this!

Silena: *softly* Why'd you get rid of Our brother, Alex

Alex: Damn it, Silena. It had to be done!

Silena: Is it your destiny to not only be the first, but the worst?

Alex: Damn it, Silena! Sacrifices have to be made!

Silena: *accusingly* But at what cost? Are you willing to let down the people that got you here? Your Family? Your friends? Your allies!

Alex: Damn IT! Silena! The president has no friends. *walks away*

Silena: He did once. He was loyal, and strong, and not an assmuncher! Remember your roots, Alex. Remember your roots!

Alex: Damn it, Silena! My roots are here! In Teamassia! And if I can't have it... *darkly* no one can. *nearly walks into a wall as he tries to leave and makes his way to the door*

Silena: *shouting, as Alex leaves* You're a fool, Alex! A damn fool! You cannot change your destiny! You can only choose to meet it! *darkly* ...and you will fail.

Alex *walking back*: and also, how the hell did you even find-.

When Alex peeks through the door again, Silena is gone. And the room is back to normal.

Alex: Us.

Back with the others.

Johnny: *panicked* Shit! James is gone, now what do we do?!

Meena: I suggest an attack. A full-frontal assault by all of us. I'll orchestrate it myself.

Dracula: Damn it, mee! He'll have plenty of time to set off the detonator! He'll kill us all!

Meena: *shouting* I can do this Drac I've seen Patton over 100 times!

Dracula: No!

Meena: Please?

Dracula: No, it's too risky. Desperate times call for desperate measures. There is only one logical option. *turns to the curtains*

Dennis is staring into space. He turns to look at the crowd.

Dennis: No... You're not seriously suggesting...

Cindy: He wouldn't suspect us all if just you go in.

Dennis: No! You're crazy! You're all crazy!

Monkey: *sighs* Come on! Quit being a poo-stabber and just do it!

Dennis: No! I... I won't be able to! *dramatically turns to bury his face in the curtains*

Grinch: Give into the madness, dennis. Deep down inside you know who you truly are.

Dennis: *turning back toward Grinch* No! I mean... I was before but... *dramatic turn* That was the pa-

Cindy: Listen to your senses, Dennis! *Slaps Dennis* If not for the team, then do it for us, the team!

Dennis looks around the room as Cindy holds his shoulders. Vlad gives him the "hurry it up" sign.

Dennis: You do realize... that once he's unleashed... there's no holding him back.

Cindy: Look Dennis, I was where you are. Having little control over their powers, having to hold back, being scared of hurting the ones who love. But, I was able to control it. So, just let go, and I'll be in your ears the whole way through.

Dennis: But I'll be mad!

Lucy: Sometimes the best way to deal with a madman, is to send in another madman.

Mavis: *shocked* That's a stupid plan!

Lucy: *grabbing Mavis* Exactly! A stupid plan, for a stupid man!

Mavis: *Are you high?! *Lucy turns to the reader with a deranged smile*

Dennis: *turning to Cindy* Alright... I'll give into the madness.

Cindy nods. Johnny gives a look of anticipation. Dennis moves over to the curtains, and begins to convulse violently. Everyone in the room looks on as Dennis spasms and shouts in pain. Suddenly A green storm begins to swirl all around the room. Lightning flashes as Dennis begins to float in the air His clenched eyed open, pure green blows through them.

Dennis lands on the ground.

Cindy takes a step closer.

Cindy: Dennis? Are you still in there?

Dennis said nothing for a moment and looked at Cindy into her deep soul.

Then, Dennis nods at her.

Cindy smiles and hugs Dennis

Cindy: Okay, we leave in the morning. Johnny, Meena, you two know Alex the most, you're going with Dennis. I'll be with Dennis via comms.

Johnny: alright.

Meena: Fine.

---

The next morning, gorilla Johnny, a double powered Dennis and Meena sneak around the campus as they prepare for the plan.

Cindy sits at a computer with Izzy and Lucy

Cindy: he's in the house.

Meena: This is ridiculous! We've got NO strategy for this! Plus, he's one of my friends! It's just...annoying!

Johnny:...No, they're right. We've got to fight madness with madness. And... And he's the craziest we've got. *looks past a disbelieving Meena.* Are you ready there, Denny?

Dennis: *maniacal laugh* ! WAS BORN READY! HAHAHAHA!

Inside, Alex is watching TV.

Character on TV: Hey, Hogan. Who's that?

Hitler on TV: *German speech*

Dennis bursts through the front door and laughs maniacally. Alex turns toward him for a moment.

Alex: Oh, hey! You gave into the madness! That's awesome!

Alex turns back to the television and Dennis comes up behind him. He punches alex on the back of the head and he falls over. Alex turns to Dennis from the ground.

Alex: You miserable cockasaurus!

Dennis: Sorry, B!son. But your re!gn of terror !s at an end. Now, a NEW re!gn of terror beg!ns MY re!gn of terror! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Alex: *getting up* Alright, you beaker sucking bozo. You want a piece of me? Well, you've got it.

Cindy: make the first move!

Dennis punches Alex once and he stays standing.

Alex: OW?!

Dennis punches Alex again and Alex stumbles and hits the wall. Dennis lifts his fist and runs at alex while he yells. Alex moves at the last moment and Dennis accidentally punches the wall. Dennis cries in pain and waves his injured hand around. Alex punches dennis and he staggers into the kitchen, collapsing on the counter. Alex raises his fist and runs at Dennis.

Cindy: Use the surrounding to your advantage!

Dennis opens a cabinet at the last moment, hitting Alex in the face. Alex stumbles away and stands by the kitchen table. Dennis comes over to him and starts slamming Alex head over and over into the table. After a few hits, Alex stands up and says the following.

Alex: Hey, that hurt!

Dennis hits Alex head onto the kitchen table one more time. Alex punches dennis away. As Meena and Johnny watch from the window, Alex and Dennis trade blow after blow. As they are locked in head lock, the human Johnny speeds into the room. He starts screaming as he rushes in.

Johnny: DIE! DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Cindy: Watch out for the screaming banshee!

Dracula: You mean Johnny!

Cindy: Sure.

Johnny rushes forward and Alex and Dennis push away from each other. Johnny runs between them and trips, falling to the floor and knocking himself unconscious. Dennis and Alex shrug a little then scream and come at each other again. Alex grabs his hammer and starts bonking Dennis on the head repeatedly. Dennis stumbles away. As they come at each other again, Alex then grabs Dennis by the nipples and gives him a titty twister. Dennis screams in agony until he turns into a bat. He files away and then goes back to slap Alex in the face. Alex's eyes cross in pain and he backs away.

Alex: OH MY GOD!

Alex and Dennis start punching each other again as Ash walks in. She is pouring pills into a green can of what is believed to be soda. As Alex and Dennis are locked in battle, Alex turns to Ash

Alex: Ash! Dennis's gone insane! Help me out here, will ya?!

Ash: Oh. Of course. Where are my manners?

Ash picks up a bat and gets behind Alex. She starts hitting him repeatedly. Alex cries out as he's hit. Then he screams while pointing at dennis the following line.

Alex: THAT'S Dennis

Ash: *while pointing at her forehead* I need new glasses.

Ash moves behind Dennis and raises her bat.

Cindy: turn around!

Dennis turns himself and Alex at the last moment and Ash ends up hitting Alex once again repeatedly. After a few hits, Alex turns from Dennis to Ash.

Alex: No offense, but- *He punches Ash and she falls to the ground.*

Dennis grabs Alex by the neck and drags him backwards. He chokes him until he falls to the ground. Dennis then starts punching Alex over and over again in rapid succession until he brings his hand up and punches him one final time and seemingly knocks him out. Meena and Johnny cheer slightly and silently. Dennis gets up and takes out a walky talky.

Dennis: Eagle 1, Eagle 1! Th!s !s Test Monkey 2! The Eagle's down! Repeat, the K!ng !s down!

Cindy: *from the other end of the computer* Good work, Test Monkey! Return to base after you've destroyed the body.

As Dennis speaks, Alex opens his eyes and gets up, standing behind Dennis.

Dennis notices him

Dennis: A, uh... Oh.

Alex picks up his hands and shoots electricity at Dennis. Dennis is hit and falls to the ground.

Alex looms over Dennis

Cindy: Dennis? you okay?

Dennis: What ever happened to the pur!ty of unarmed combat?

Alex: this is superconductor electromagnetism. Certainly you've heard of it. It levitates bullet trains from Tokyo to Osaka. It will levitate my rocket chair, once it finally arrives. And it also levitates... me.

Alex goes up into the air and starts moving around, he's levitating.

Dennis: You do real!ze you're just stand!ng on your t!ppy toes, don't you?

Alex drops to the ground and pauses for a moment. Then, he shoots a beam of lightning at Dennis. Dennis screams in pain. He then retaliates and shoots a beam of electricity back at Alex. Alex is hit and staggers backwards.

Johnny *through walkie talkie* you guys can shoot lighting?

Vlad: no.

Dennis: Ha! Your superconductor electromagnet!sm !s noth!ng compared to SC!ENCE!

Alex: But it IS science!

Dennis: Well, I'm sc!enc!er!

Cindy: that doesn't make any sense

Both shoot beams of electricity at each other, struggling to gain the upper hand. Suddenly, Alex stops shooting his beams and moves out of the way. This causes Dennis to stumble forward and hit the kitchen wall. He looks up, dazed, at Alex

Alex: Knock knock.

Dennis: Who's there?

Alex: GUN! *pulls out a gun and points it at Dennis*

Dennis: *screams like a little girl*

Mavis and Cindy: DENNIS!

Johnny and Meena look at each other, surprised, then run into the house.

Dennis: *pointing at Alex* SURRENDER!

Alex: No!

Dennis: Alr!ght, just thought !'d g!ve !t a shot.

Meena busts down the door and she and Johnny rush into the kitchen.

Johnny: Wait, don't kill him!

Alex: Why not?

Johnny: Well, technically, it's still Dennis in there!

Alex: Mmm, I think I still wanna kill him.

Dennis: OH GOD!

Johnny: Wait, it's not his fault!

Alex: *looks sharply at johnny* What?!

Johnny: ...Well, maybe somebody put him up to it!

Alex: What are you talking about?

Meena: Nothing! He's just British. *pushes Johnny behind her* They just talk. Go, go ahead and kill him.

Johnny *High Pitched*: WHAT!

Cindy: WHAT!

Dennis: ! don't wanna D!E!

Alex: Is someone conspiring against me?

Meena: What gave you that idea?

Alex: When he said that someone's conspiring against me.

Cindy: he didn't say that.

Johnny: I didn't say that.

Dennis: ! st!ll have so much l!fe to do!

Meena: He doesn't know what he's talking about.

Alex: Oh, would a few holes in the DOCTOR HELP?!

Dennis: NO!

Johnny: NO!

Alex: Then what's going on?!

Dennis: ! want my mommy!

Meena: Nothing! I assure you, nothing is wrong.

Alex: You're a part of this, aren't you?

Johnny: Me or her? *points at Meena*

Alex: Either!

Johnny: YES! Meena: NO!

Johnny and Meena look at each other.

Johnny: NO! Meena: YES!

Cindy facepalms herself.

Alex: You ARE against me...

Dennis: Help me, Santa Claus!

Meena: You're just paranoid, Alex

Alex: Who else is in on it?!

Dennis: Help me, Jesus Chr!st!

Meena: We're all your friends, Alex!

Alex: Are you?!

Johnny: Yes!

Alex: ARE YOU?!

Dennis: Help me... SANTA CHR!ST!

Santa Christ comes in, laughing jollily. Alex screams and turns, shooting him dead on. Santa Christ stops, holding his chest in surprise. Everyone looks shocked and sad. Santa Christ falls to the ground, dead.

Dennis: ...Well, gee, THAT'S sad.

Cindy: is everyone alive? I heard a gun go off.

Dracula: did it come from a gun?

Meena: *sadly* You... just... KILLED Santa Christ!

Alex: You all saw it! He came at me with a chainsaw!

Johnny: but you still killed him!

Alex: it's okay, what if we all believe in him, and maybe he'll come back.

A moment of silence bathes the room.

Alex: Nope. That did nothing. Toss him.

A dumpster lid closes and a car drives away.

That evening.

Meena: Told you it wouldn't work.

Johnny: well hey i'm not the god of time!

Vlad punches Gorilla Johnny

Vlad: Dammit! We have to think of something and think of something fast!

Cindy: I dunno, I still think Dennis might work.

Dennis: *laying down with a cloth to his head* I feel like a puppy that's been run over by a bulldozer.

Vlad: No no no no! *punches Johnny who just staggered up behind him* No more Mr. Dennis! We HAVE to think of something else!

Grinch: I think our last option... our... last option is Izzy

Groopert: Yeah, you might have a point.

Everyone looks at izzy, who is polishing her glasses.

Cindy: What do ya say, Iz? Why don't you try out some of that... strategic mumbo jumbo.

Izzy: *puts glasses on and sighs* Dru Dru Dru, I know we've had our differences in the past.

Dru: We have?

Izzy: Yes. And I don't like you very much.

Dru: *sadly* Oh...

Izzy: But your love of destruction mixed with my love of PLANNING destruction might serve us well.

Cindy: So you'll do it?

Izzy: *looks back at Cindy* Cin, it's my JOB to do it!

Everyone takes a seat and pays attention to Izzy.

Izzy: Alright, troops, here's how it's gonna work. We're gonna hit him during the day. Tomorrow is suppose to be foggy so he won't see us coming during his random looking outside times. We're gonna hit him like poop through a goose! Now then, the reason we're hitting him during the day is because it'll be less likely he'll have the detonator on him, especially when we let him have it!

Po: *laying face down on the ground, sounding muffled* Let him have what?

Izzy: The greatest plan that man has ever known!

Izzy takes out a board of the game Risk.

Axl: That's a game of Risk.

Izzy: Yes, and it's also gonna serve as our battle plan. Now then, just assume that Northern Europe here is the Government House, and Greenland is the Back Yard. Cindy and I will be stationed here! *He points to Iceland on the map, right between those two nations.* Mantis and Agnes will travel in through the back, then Dracula will come in through Messina.

Vlad: Wait, wait! You can't travel that way, the countries have to be connected!

Izzy: No they don't.

Vlad: Yes they do! See? See those dotted lines? They connect!

Izzy: They do?

Vlad: Well I thought so.

Miguel: I thought you needed dice for this.

Izzy: Do you?

Miguel: I dunno.

Everyone stares in confusion at the board.

Lucy: How DO you play this game anyway?

They hear the door open up. They all look at it to see James.

James: Well guys... *Picks up box of Risk* Glad you asked.

James repacks everything and places it all around the floor.

James: You got your deck of 56 risk cards, 3 red dice, 2 white dice, 6 sets of colored armies, and, of course, your game board because every board game has a game BOARD! The first step is to claim all the territories. Each player rolls 1 die. Whoever rolls the highest number gets to place one of their armies on the territory of your choice. After all territories are claimed, game play begins. At the beginning of every turn, count the number of territories you already own, then divide the number by 3. Then add that number of armies. You can also get armies by trading in certain combination of cards. You get the cards from capturing a territory. (Good GOD, this game is complicated.) The attacker rolls the red dice based off the number of armies on the territory which is attacking. The winner is the first of many greedy bastards to take over the whole world. And that's... all there is to it!

Izzy: Hey, that's good to know! Thanks, James!

James: Well, thank YOU for the, uh... having me missing for the end of part and the entitreity of this part.

Ozzy: Anyway, who's turn was it?

Lucy: I think Po had the dice last.

Po: Let's do this! *rolls dice*

Izzy: Hey, wait a minute! What are we doing playing a game?! We're planning a strategy

Everyone groans.

Dennis: But this game is so much more fun, though!

Izzy: We're planning a TAKEOVER!

Dennis: Alright, already!

There is a knock on the door and everyone turns toward it. Mavis and Dracula rush up to it.

Dracula: *putting on a voice* Who is it?

Johnny: *sounding put down* It's johnny

Dracula: *putting on a different voice* How do we know it's really you?

Johnny: I wouldn't want you to know it was me, so I wouldn't ADMIT it was me...

Mavis: ...Confusing enough.

They open the door and Johnny enters, looking very distraught. Everyone comes up to him, looking suspicious and mad.

Ericka: What are you doing here, you bitch snitch?

Johnny: I want to help you take down Alex. That is, if you'll still have me.

James: Yeah? How do we know you're not gonna double cross us?

Johnny: Because... Because... BECAUSE ALEX KILLED SANTA CHRIST!

Johnny rushes forward, crying hard and looking for a hug. Most of the people back off and Dennis pushes Meena his path. Johnny hugs Meena tightly and cries into her shoulder.

Meena: *tentatively patting his head* There... there...

Johnny: So, you're saying you want vengeance for Santa Christ?

Johnny: *pushes away from Meena and says angrily* I WANT HIS FRIGGIN HEAD!

James: Good. Then we're all on the same page now. *taking Johnny under his arm* Now, we just decided that Izzy was gonna plan the attack. And you just missed a humorous instruction guide from me. We're just about to talk about how we're gonna bring down the empire!

Johnny: Good. Very very good.

Izzy: Good, everybody set? *Everyone nods* Alright then, now, listen carefully! We've only got a few hours to plan this out, so let's get it right!

A montage as they plan out their strategy and everyone looks confident and ready.

Izzy: Alright, men. Let's take him down.

James: wait, who on earth is Santa Christ?

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The next foggy morning, Alex is skipping along next to the Molassian Railroad, singing a happy tune.

Alex: "Three little maids from school are we! Pert as a school-girl well can be! Filled to the brim with girlish glee! Three little maids from school! Everything is a source of fun! Hahahahahahahaha!"

Suddenly, a fireball flies at Alex. He ducks out of the way, then stands and looks toward the source of the fireball.

Alex: What the hell?!

Across the way, Izzy looks through binoculars as Gorilla Johnny holds a bazooka-style gun.

Izzy: Excellent shot, Mr. John. Except for the fact that you missed. Fire again!

Johnny takes aim and fires. Alex ducks out of the way with a yelp and the ball of fire misses him. He starts running away, yelling. The fireballs land behind him, causing small explosions. Izzy keeps watching through his binoculars.

Izzy: Alex. You magnificent prick, I read your book!

Alex keeps running, the fireballs missing him by inches. Meanwhile, Ash watches from a window inside the government house.

Ash: Oh, that's a shame.

She walks away from the window. Alex rounds a corner and takes cover. There, he finds Tigress, Mantis, Monkey, and Crane. He sighs, relieved.

Alex: Oh, thank God you're here. Johnny and Izzy have gone insane with violence! DESTROY THEM UNTIL THEY ARE NOTHING BUT RUBBLE!

The four stay where they are and ready their arms

Alex: Didn't you hear me? ANNIHILATE THEM.

The four look menacing and raise weapons at Alex

Alex: *crosses his arms* Do I have to start paying you so I can cut your wages?

The four yell and run at Alex with their weapons at the ready. Alex yells and runs away, barely missing being hit by a fireball. He rushes forward and runs into Lucy and Dru riding in her small, but powerful car in plane mode

Dru: REVOLUTION!

Alex screams and runs away. Johnny fires off another shot and once again barely misses Alex. Alex Comes to a stop as he spots Ericka, wielding Viper

Ericka: Get him, vipey

Viper: Oui oui, mon ami!

Ericka throws Viper baseball-style at Alex He hits Alex in the face and latches on. They struggle for a few moments, Alex cries out and sounds muffled. Izzy watches from afar.

Izzy: I love it... God help me, I love it so...

Alex finally gets Viper off of him and drop kicks him away. Ericka cries out.

Alex walks forward a little smugly, then stops when he sees Agnes standing in his path. Alex attempts to walk past Agnes, wifh gloves on her hands

Alex: Pfft. Get out of the way, pipsqueakEEEE!

Agnes grabs Alex's arm and flips him onto the ground. He bends down and starts punching him over and over as the others rush forward.

Alex pushes Agnes off him and takes the time to get up and run off a little before spotting the others rushing forward. He runs another way as more fireballs hit the floor behind him. He rushes into the government house and closes the door, locking it behind him. He walks into the kitchen.

Alex: Who'd a thought a dictatorship would be so one sided? *He drops down a little, avoiding a swinging bat.* AH!

He looks up to see Margo, Johnny, and Grinch, looking mad and smug at the same time.

Alex: Margo. After all the good ideas I came up with for you!

Grinch rushes forward and pins Alex to the refrigerator, causing Alex to scream.

Margo: *angrily* Shut up! Just SHUT UP!

Alex looks at Johnny

Alex: Et tu, Johnny?

Johnny: Sorry, Alex. But you shot one Santa Christ too many.

Alex: Oh, you're such a twerp.

Johnny: YOU'RE A TWERP!

The others come into the building and walk toward the kitchen.

Alex: So, you've all been plotting against me. You know, I really expected Teamassia to kick a little more ass than this! I'm VERY disappointed in all of you.

James: You have indeed been hanging out with the wrong crowd, Alex.

Alex: James. How DARE you return from your... banishment-dom!

James: That was the old order. THIS is the NEW order.

Alex: *timidly* ...New order?

James: Yes. One that's been coming to you for a long time.

James turns to Dennis, now out of his crazy mode

James: Didn't you let loose?

Dennis: Eh, I got better.

Lucy: *walking in with Dru* the age of Teamassia has come to an end, Alex. A new age lies before us.

Dru: An age without YOU.

Izzy and Gorilla Johnny walk into the room.

Izzy: It's okay, we got him! His body is spread out over... *She notices Alex.* ...Oh.

Margo: You've had your fun running this country, Alex. Well, now it's our turn. And the first rule of order? A move for a medieval ass-kicking of our old president. All in favor?

Whole Team (Minus Alex): AYE!

James: All opposed?

Alex: *Very timidly* nay.

Margo: Motion passes! Have fun everybody!

Everyone starts to move in, fists raised.

Alex: WAIT! I have an idea!

Margo: Really? What is it?

Alex: ...The idea... involves, uhm...

Margo: You...

Alex: ME!...Uhm...

Margo: Getting...

Alex: GETTING! ...Uh, uh...

Margo: Your ass kicked!

Alex: MY ASS KICKED! ME GETTING MY ASS KICKED! ...No, wait.

Margo: Too late!

Alex screams in terror as everyone advances once again with their fists raised. Suddenly, in the door walks John Wick.

John: Hold it!

Everyone stops and turns to him.

Gru: What do YOU want?

John: Oh, nothing. Just wanted to make a cameo, anything for a fan. Bye!

John Wick leaves and closes the door behind him. Everyone then goes and starts beating up Alex punching, kicking, and elbowing, him until he falls to the ground. As they kick him while he's down, he thinks the following line.

Alex: I didn't even get... my rocket chair...

Alex: collapses, unconscious.

James: It's over! Alex is defeated!

Everyone cheers, through up there hands in triumph. James runs into the room with Kevin Baugh's family and announces the following.

James: Revolution! A new dawn is upon us! The uprising has begun! HAHAHAHAHA!

He runs out of the room.

The family hasn't stopped reading their books and magazines.

Baugh Family: Mmmhmm...

Back in the kitchen, everyone still cheers wildly. Ash comes in, clapping slowly.

Ash: Well done, everyone. Well done. You did my job for me.

Everyone: WHAT!

Ash: yeah, I mean, why else would I accept being the assistant for Alex? Because I wanted to *takes off the glasses* Hell To The No! I only did this so I could stop him if something like this happened.

James: wait you knew this would happen?

Ash: of course! Alex would make a horrible president! How did none of you see this happening?

Then, someone kicks the door down.

They turn to see a great face

Santa Christ!

Santa Christ: Ho ho ho!

Everyone: Santa Christ?!

Santa Christ: That's right! On the third day, I rise again! In fulfillment of the awesomeness! Ho ho ho!

Cindy: it hasn't even been three days.

Johnny: SANTA CHRIST! It's so good to see you! *He rushes forward and gives Santa Christ a big hug.*

Ash: Hey, wait a minute! Uhm... Why did it take you three days to come back? Why didn't you just do it right away?

Santa Christ: Ho ho! Oh, I'm sorry. Have you ever been dead before?

Ash: No.

Santa Christ: Have you ever risen from the grave?

Ash: Guess not...

Santa Christ: Well then, I guess you don't really have any sort of frame of reference now, do you?

Ash looks down in shame. Santa Christ pats her on the shoulder and takes out a game.

Santa Christ: That's okay. Here! Have this.

Ash: Oh my God! I love this game!

Santa Christ: I know! Ho ho ho?

He walks forward and addresses the crowd.

Santa Christ: Listen, this task wasn't any of yours to take, now, was it? Aren't you happy with your past lives?

The crowd nods and generally agrees with Santa Christ.

Santa Christ: What do you say we get back to that nice Mr. Baugh fellow? It was HIS place originally, after all.

Grinch: Well, he's right. Let's give Mr. Baugh his land back.

The crowd once again agrees with the sentiment. James goes back into the room with Baugh's family.

James: FREEDOM! Wondrous freedom! Shine and bask in the glory of your new world! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

He leaves the room. One of the kids looks up toward him.

Boy Baugh: ...What?

As everyone is talking and agreeing with each other, Alex gets up and snatches his hat back, putting it on.

Alex: Oh, no you don't! *Holding up a detonation device.* Need I remind you that there are 20 tons of dynamite under this nation?!

James: Uh, joke's on you, moron. I disconnected the dynamite after I left. That's what I was doing while you and Dennis were having your Lighting Battle. You push that thing and nothing happens.

Alex: ...I don't believe you! I push this button and we all get blown SKY HIGH!

Everyone stands around, not really worried at all.

Alex: Very well. For the honor and all of TEAMASSIA!

He pushes the button on the device. After a few seconds, still nothing has happened.

Alex looks worried.

Alex: *weakly* ...Kaboooooom!

Alex screams as the team rushes him and starts hitting him over and over again

A short time later, Alex knocks on the door of the government building, looking beaten and battered. Fritz Von Baugh answers the door.

Alex: Hello. Uhm... Because my team can't run a nation-*Meena nudges him* Because "I" can't run a nation, we've decided to give the nation back to you. So, you can own... Molassia again.

Fritz Von Baugh: But it was never mine to begin with.

James: *Frustrated* Oh, Christ! Alright, you know, when you "SEE the president," you know when he "shows up," can you tell him Molassia is his again?

Fritz Von Baugh: I will relay the message.

James: Yeah, you do that, you twat. *As he and the team walk away* Why the fuck did you want this place anyway? God damn waste of time.

Fritz Von Baugh closes the door. The team starts walking away from Molassia, but Alex stops for a moment, looking back at the government building. President Baugh opens the door and happily waves good bye to him. Alex scoffs and turns away, walking with his team again. The narrator chimes in as our heroes walk away.

Narrator: And so, all are departed away. The great shroud of the desert rolls over the nation. Good night, you Princes of Mayhem, you Warriors of Virtue. The beauty of the world, the paragon of warriors. NOW is the winter of their discontent. Did they not learn that it was theirs to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune? Did they not discover that diamonds are forever or tomorrow never dies? Did they not recall the old Klingon proverb that revenge is a dish best served cold? Did they not learn as conquerors once before that all is fair in love and war?

Alex stops in front of the Molassia sign and looks at the reader. He shoots and hits the Narrator. He hears him shout in panic

Alex: no.

Alex walks away.

THE END

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"So, what did you guys think of it?" James asks the entire team. Turns out this was a script that James had written the entire time.

Everyone looks at each other. "Well I'll give you this, you have an edge for comedy." Grinch said.

"Thanks." James said.

"But the story felt kinda weak, I mean, how would we all be stupid enough to fall for Baugh's plan that he's two different people."

"Well you see-"

"And also, why did Santa Christ come back if it wasn't three days?" Mavis said.

"Well-"

"And how come i'm portrayed as a massive Dicktator." Alex said.

"And why is Ash the secretary lady?"

"And why would Izzy lead a military attack?"

"And who would use Risk for a battle strategy?"

"And what even is a Santa Christ?"

"And how come I have a scene with our sister who we don't even know where she is?"

"Okay, I'm leaving. Good night everyone." James said closing the script and going to bed.

READ THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE PLEASE!

And that was the anniversary special everybody! Now, I want to make an announcement. I am going to put this series and the general storyline of James Michael is going to be on hiatus for awhile. The reason why is because is that I don't know if I want to continue this storyline and if I want to continue it. If you really want me to continue it, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE let me know, so I don't feel bad for you never getting the ending you want. Anyway, review the story if you want and have a fantastic night