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Author's note: This is dedicated to JemilyPLLGleek78-10.
Hanna-Boo in church
Hanna Marin wakes up. It's Sunday.
She hug her pink plush bunny.
Then she put on a black t-shirt and pink leather pants.
"Okay. I'm cute." says Hanna.
Hanna plan to hang out with her friend Emily Fields on this day.
Unfortunately for Hanna things aren't going her way.
"Hanna, get ready. We're going to church." says Hanna's mom Ashley Marin as she enter Hanna's room.
"What?" says Hanna.
"You heard me. We're going to church." says Ashley Marin.
Ashley Marin is dating Ted Wilson and since he's a pastor, Ashley must go to church every Sunday and also bring Hanna along to put on an image of being postive towards religion, even though Ashley is not much more interested in it than Hanna is.
"Mom...do I really have to go too? You're the one who's bangin' the horny old monk." says Hanna.
"Don't speak about him that way. Ted is a good man of the faith and yes, you need to come to church with me. From now on we need to go every Sunday, do you understand, Hanna?" says Ashley.
"Please...I don't like the church. It's a kinda creepy place. Me isn't comfortable there." says Hanna.
"I understand, but we must embrace the religion now." says Ashley.
"Fine. Let's go." says Hanna.
"Not with you dresed like that. Put on your formal dress. I cannot have you show up to church lookin' like a lazy bimbo." says Ashley.
Hanna look angry as she change into her formal dress that she hate.
She then txt Emily and says that she is forced to cancel their plans, but doesn't reveal why.
Ashley and Hanna drive to church.
When they get there, Ted is waiting for them.
"I'm pleased you decided to show up." says Ted.
"Of course." says Ashley.
Ashley and Hanna enter the church and take the seats that Ted show them.
Ashley smile, pretending to be a very religious woman, despite not being that at all.
Hanna makes no effort to hide her annoyance about being forced to be in the church.
She cross her amrs over her chest and stare straight ahead, looking very angry.
"This is so fucking not how I wanna spend my free time!" thinks Hanna, being at least smart enough to no say it out loud.
"If you're not happy, please pretend to be." whisper Ashley when she notice how pissed off Hanna clearly is.
"Me ain't that good of an actor, mom." whisper Hanna.
"Do it for me. I really like Ted and if I wanna date him I gotta seem as though I truly believe in God." whisper Ashley.
"Please. You fool no one. You only like him for sex." whisper Hanna.
"That isn't true." whisper Ashley.
"Oh, really?" whisper Hanna, being sassy.
"What do you mean?" whisper Ashley.
"My bedroom's not far from yours. I hear sounds when he's over to see you. I think I know what you guys are doing." whisper Hanna.
"Hanna, you know we live in modern times. It's no crime for a pastor to have a sexual relationship with a lady. Sure, it was forbidden back in the old days, but not anymore." whisper Ashley.
"Fine. I bet you suck him off and he bang your ass and you two do a bunch of other sexual kinky stuff, mom." whisper Hanna.
"We need to continue this conversation at much more casual time, Hanna." whisper Ashley.
Ted, now wearing his white priestly robes, of course, walk up in front of the altar and says in a clear calm voice "People of Rosewood, on this day we shall all be truly thankful for what God provide to us during life here on our green Earth."
"Such bullcrap!" thinks Hanna.
Fortunately for Ashley, Ted doesn't look towards her and Hanna so he doesn't notice how angry Hanna is.
"I cannot be thankful until A's locked up in a secure prison or dead like shit." thinks Hanna.
Hanna look extremely pissed off and this is very obvious.
Ashley silently pray that Hanna can start to fake a smile soon.
"Honorable God in Heaven, make Hanna act a little cute." thinks Ashley.
Hanna look at her mom and Hanna cannot understand what Ashley is thinking.
"Remember that God love us all equal and that he only wish our best, no matter what." says Ted.
"As if. God sure hasn't kept me safe from the evil of A." thinks Hanna.
Hanna is not a believer in God and such so she consider what Ted says to be just lame empty talking.
"Why would anyone think there's a God...?" thinks Hanna.
She doesn't think that God exist.
"I don't wanna be here." thinks Hanna.
Ted continue to talk for abround 20 more minutes.
To poor Hanna's ear it is so boring that she fall asleep and unfortunately she end up snoring as she often does when sleeping in a place that is not a cozy bed.
"Hanna..." says Ashley as she touch Hanna's left arm.
"Opsss...sorry..." says Hanna as she wake up.
Ashley and Hanna are lucky at least somewhat, since Ted doesn't seem to have noticed anything.
"You must control yourself, Hanna. I cannot have you sleep and snore in church." whisper Ashley.
"I'm sorry, mom." whisper Hanna.
"Good, but your lack of self-control place me in a negative light." whisper Ashley.
"Did not mean to." whisper Hanna.
"Then pretend to be happy." whisper Ashley.
"I can't..." whisper Hanna.
"Please try, this means a lot to me." whisper Ashley.
"Wish I could." whisper Hanna, even though that's not the truth.
"Okay..." whisper Ashley.
45 minutes later.
"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen." says Ted.
Hanna silently sigh in relief that church time is finally over for today.
Hanna walk outside where she wait for her mom.
"I'm really glad you and young Hanna decided to attend today's service." says Ted.
"It was wonderful." says Ashley with a cute smile.
"Thanks, Ashley. Would you be free for dinner tonight?" says Ted.
"Of course I'm free." says Ashley.
"Good. See you later. And tell your daughter to behave properly in God's house." says Ted.
"Did you notice her unhappiness?" says Ashley.
"I sure did. My eyes and ears aren't as good as they were when I was in the army, but I did see the angry look on her face and also could hear when she was snoring." says Ted.
"Next time I will have her be more sweet." says Ashley.
"You'll have some work ahead of you then, if my guess is correct. Hanna seem to be a bit of a rebellious teen lady." says Ted.
"She is, but I don't blame her too much. I was a lot like her at that age." says Ashley.
"Really?" says Ted.
"Yeah. I know it might be kinda difficult to imagine, but it's very true." says Ashley.
"I so, I am glad you've matured so much." says Ted.
"Thanks, see you tonight." says Ashley as she walk out from the church.
"Yay! Finally! What the crap took ya so long in there?" says Hanna, being a mix of sarcastic and angry.
"Just talked to Ted and you should know that he noticed your inappropriate mood during the entire service." says Ashley.
"Who the fuck cares? Not the Hanna-Boo, that's for sure." says Hanna.
"Hanna, be good." says Ashley, who hate that Hanna cannot behave.
"Kinda hard to when my life's mostly goin' down the dang toilet." says Hanna.
"It would be nice if you let me in on what's wrong." says Ashley.
"Cannot do so. Private stuff is what it is, mom." says Hanna.
Once they get home, Hanna quickly swing off her formal clothes and change into what she wanted to wear.
"Mom, going over to Em's." says Hanna.
"Alright." says Ashley.
Hanna head over to the Fields house.
Ashley, still wearing her formal clothes, plop down on the couch in the living room.
She sigh with a smile, happy to get some alone time.
"Mmmm!" moans Ashley, playing with her own boobs through the soft fabric of her top.
It is clear that she get a bit turned on.
"Damn!" moans Ashley with a sensual smile.
"Hi, Han. I though we had to cancel..." says a surprised Emily when she open the door and sees Hanna.
"So did I. Mom forced me to join her...in church." says Hanna.
"Why?" says Emily.
"Mama's trying to impress that old priest-guy she's dating." says Hanna.
"Speak well of him, he's a pastor." says Emily.
"Yeah, but I suspect he's a horny old perv, trying to hide behind all that dang religious crap." says Hanna.
"I don't think so." says Emily.
"Okay. Enough about mom and her guy. Let's have fun." says Hanna.
7 hours later.
Ashley open the door, letting Ted into the house.
"Nice to see you." says Ashley.
"Thanks." says Ted.
Ashley wear a sexy red satin dress.
Ted wear a white formal suit.
"I've cooked us something romantic to eat." says Ashley.
"Didn't you tell me that you're too lazy to cook?" says Ted.
"Yeah, way too lazy. This old broad only cook for special occasions and tonight is special." says Ashley.
"Ashley, you're not that old and if you hate cooking no one can blame you for it." says Ted.
Ted and Ashley eat dinner.
Hanna is still over at the Fields house.
She and Emily are watching TV and eating pizza.
2 weeks later, Ashley force Hanna to help out at church on Saturdays.
Hanna is giving the job of polishing an old silver chalice.
"You're doing a good job, Hanna." says Ted when he sees how shiny the chalice is getting.
"Let me be so dang clear here, old guy. I only do this 'cause mom force me to. She wanna seem all perfect noble lady for you, but she's not. Mom love a good porno-style fuck as much as I do. Don't fall for her act of trying to seem so religious and serious." says Hanna.
"No such talking in the house of God." says Ted.
"C'mon, you're not as holy as you pretend to be. I know ya love to bang mom's holes." says Hanna.
Ted almost feel sick, hearing Hanna talk so raw.
"Ha, me made you all speechless, old perv." says Hanna with a sassy smile.
"I'm not a perv." says Ted.
"Right. Whatever..." says Hanna, being all sarcastic and sassy.
Ted says nothing.
The End.