"Is the camera working?!?!
Huh...
Hmmmmmmm. What am I supposed to say...
Well whatever, I will just introduce myself and where I am right now.
I am Hikigaya Hachiman.
14 years old.
I am currently here in Chiba.
A professional tennis player.
Currently the #4 in U-17 in the whole world.
And the other ones who are higher ranked than me is almost 17 anyway.
So basically, I am the best in my age.
It will matter less as I become older.
But I can say that my 40 hours a day training payed off very much.
It is already New Years Eve of 2008.
So the reason that I made this recording is...
That..., I will reach the World's U-17 #1 before all of the Top 3 move up into U-19.
Or I have too..., because I have made a deal with the devil woman...
So the youngest of the Top 3 is Mario Rodriguez the #1, his birthday is in late September I think.
So, I'll have to battle him until the US Open Junior this year.
This is a pain honestly, because he is on a different level than everyone in the Top 5.
So why all of that information matter anyway, you asked our dear viewer.
Well, because I made a bet with the devil woman.
And my fate will depend on the results that I will produce.
This honestly is a massive pain, but I need to comply.
I lost too much bets against her, so I am currently in this massive predicament.
So this video is being used as a contract, I guess."
*Fireworks in the near distance*
As I look at my camerawoman.
"That's it woman, turn it off now."
"Fufufu, you're really excited finishing this Hachi-tan, fufufu."
"Stop laughing like that, it's creepy, and turn off that already."
She smiled and turned off the camera, as she came closer.
"You're really cute in your tsuntsun mode, Hachi-tan."
As she squeeze my torso between her arms.
"You have to call me Onee-sama too, remember?"
"Yes, Onee-sama." I said with the most monotonic voice I can produce.
"Kawaiiiiii, your tsundere mode good and all, but I guess I love your kuudere mode the most, teehee."
Ughhhh, I have to call her Onee-sama for the rest of my life, just because of that fucking bet.
I am Hikigaya Hachiman, a man of his word.
So I have to comply, and follow her sudden whims.
As I look at her face, and a smile forms in my face.
'I don't mind though, even for the rest of my life.'
Wait..., what in tarnation am I thinking?!?!
She looked back at me, but instead of her usually shit eating grin, it is her ultra rare genuine smile.
"Did you say anything, Hachi-tan?"
"No I didn't, Onee-sama."
Chapter 1: Hikigaya's World Tour
8:30 AM. January 1, 2008. House, Chiba, Japan.
As I woken, by the buzzer of the alarm clock, as the wind blow through my room, I open the curtains and window, as I felt a sudden chill, I closed the window. Ughhhh, what the hell have I gotten myself into. This is gonna bothersome, what a pain, I thought.
The door of my room sudden opened.
"Onii-chan, you came back."
"Yeah, I'm back."
"Welcome back, Onii-chan."
As we eat breakfast together.
"So how's your tour, Onii-chan?"
My kawaii imouto asked.
"Pretty draining, honestly this is a massive pain."
"Then why don't you stop then, and just be here, with your kawaiiiiii imouto?"
"Because I love tennis, and I have to be #1 in the world too."
"And you want to beat Onee-san too, right?"
"Ughhhh, yes I need to do that too."
As I packed up my gear.
"You're already gonna go Onii-chan?"
I smiled at her.
"Yeah, your Onii-chan can't slack off for too long you know."
As she came closer, and gave me a peck in the cheeks.
"Go get them, Onii-chan!"
"Yeah."
I left the house and walked through the streets, I felt the chill that is surrounding me, as the snowflakes flew over me, I figure..., no I vehicle suddenly stops in my side, and windows opened.
"Hachi-tan, you're going to the court too?"
"Yes, H-"
"Onee-sama!"
"Onee-sama?" The driver questions.
"Ughhhh, Yes Onee-sama."
"Ok you can go with me, Hachi-tan."
"Who said that I will go wit-"
As she pulled me in.
"It's not the time to act out your tsuntsun mode, we have to go now."
"Wha-What?"
As we talk about random subjects together.
"Wait, this is not the way to the tennis court."
"The court is closed for today, there is a blizzard, don't you see?"
She said grinning.
"Wait, so where are we going?"
"Why family have I private indoor court in Tokyo, so we will play there for 2 weeks."
"I already have your clothes packed in the back."
"Why am I not surprised?"
"You did promised that you will practice with me, whenever I asked, you remember right, Hachi-tan?"
"Yeah, yeah I was forced into agreeing."
She is now pouting, I am still not that resistant to this attack.
"Why are you pouting, wom- Onee-sama act your age."
"Hmmmmm, Hachi-tan I'm only 17, I am not that old."
She said while playfully throwing her fist to me.
Why am I okay with this?
I didn't know that I will like her this much.
"Why am I am babysitting you anyway?"
"I didn't remember having the "Onee-sama duties" for two week straight."
"Well you will have "Haruno duties" for your whole life from now on."
"Wait, I didn't lose yet."
"You will take the "Onee-sama duties" anyway, even if you win, right Hachi-tan"
"I don't know how can I stand you honestly, Onee-sama."
I left a massive sigh out.
"You didn't answer my question, Hachi-tan."
"You will take the duties right, you will play doubles with me right?"
"Yes, I will."
"You are suprising a pushover today, Hachi-tan."
"Ugh, you are honestly a massive pain Onee-sama, I don't why our parents let you torture me like this."
She smiled at my outburst.
"You are too cute, when you are complaining, Hachi-tan."
She said after giving me a peck in the lips.
"You always kiss me suddenly, what is that for Onee-sama?"
"I don't have any reason."
"I love you, Hachiman."
She looked at me longingly.
"Yeah, I love you too."
That's it for now. I will probably be thinking on how to write this "Onee-sama" character.