A/N: i have not finished the series yet. so things may be slightly inacurate. i will not be going back and correcting things. put this season anywhere in the series. if i mention a previous episode just assume it happened before.

Jarvis POV

Ah video games! a safe haven from the real world. no one assumes i own a toy company! i am just superstar5360. no one knows who i am. suddenly an email pops up. apparently no one has been answering the phone or responding to letters. thats weird... GENEVA! come on! i need to get another receptionists. i storm to her desk where she is giving herself a manicure. why oh why would i tell her she would not have to work.

"Geneva?" i ask

"yeah?" she responds vapidly.

"i need you to start answering the phone, and at least delivering the mail to our desks." i tell her

"but Jarvis! you said i would not have to work!" she tries to give me puppy eyes. Piper comes up and laughs.

"when your own words come back to bite you in the butt." Piper says while laughing. "You only hired her because shes pretty." now she sounds a little bitter. if only she knew that Geneva was only the second most pretty person i had ever met. if only she knew i have had the biggest crush on her, since i had seen her in my english class on my first day of middle school. sadly this is not the right time to express my feelings.

"Geneva if you wont do work i will have to fire you." i tell her.

"OK i dont do any work anyway." she tells me. ugh.

"well then. Geneva Hayes you are fired." she presses a button and all her stuff is in a fashionable purse. even after being fired she is lazy.

"well Jarvis im impressed. i never thought you would be able to fire ms. perfect." she is obviously being sarcastic but the bitterness is still there. even though she would never admit it, i can tell she has always been mildly jealous of Geneva. i wish i could tell her that there is no need. she is the most beautiful girl i had ever seen, but i cant tell her that without it being awkward. whenever Aster would insult her i would see the hurt behind the sarcasm. Even though he is the one who dresses like a bimbo. everyone treats her bad because of her style. its unfair. but i dont have time to think about that. i go online and submit an ad for a receptionist. i also decide that he/she would also be a imagineer for toys.

"Jarvis we have a problem!" Aster screams after busting in abruptly.

"what Aster?" i tell him.

"Geneva is gone! and while that is the usual. she usualy takes me with her!" he is panicing.

"Aster relax. i fired her."

"what! why?"

"I need a receptionist who actualy answers the phone." i tell him.

"oh, ok! bye!" he says. finaly he is gone. i pull up one of the many pictures i have of Piper.

"Jarvis!" Piper yells knocking me out of my pretty girl haze.

"yeah?" i say nervously. praying she did not see the pictures of her.

"tell Bowie that swallowing Mmboing is a terrible idea!"

"are you crazy? that would be hilarious." i say trying to make humor. "but i dont want another accidental atempt at murdering the leader of the free world so we should stop him.

"Bowie! Knox just found out Mmboing feels pain! do you really want to hurt Mboing?!" i say.

"he does! oh my god Mmboing! i am so sorry." me and Piper dicreetly high five. my hand burns at the contact. i wish she knew how much power she held over me. i walk back to my office to drown out my sorrows through watching Piper through the discreet video camera.

Piper POV

Oh my god! he touched my hand! i am so happy. but much like all happiness it must be squashed by the entrance of our resident jerkface Aster. he makes a couple of snide remarks about my new outfit. i actualy put in effort today, but i dont think he cares. he just lost another member of the i hate Piper club. i give him the mercy of staying silent. i pull up pictures of Jarvis on my computer and sigh.

A/N: so what do you think? r/r as always. i tried to dip into the moronic side of comedy for this one.