[Leni is sled boarding then suddenly she falls off her board and crashed into a mountain with the words "You're Dead" on it]
"Oh darn it. I got dead again. This game sucks." Leni said.
[Leni falls off her board and crashes into a mountain]
"See that's why you always have to listen to the mountain." Lynn Jr. said.
"I'm listening to you mountain." Lincoln said.
[Lincoln starts sledding]
"Hey Lynn watch me do the grouchy Grouse." Lincoln said.
"Stop naming moves after me, Loud." Mr. Grouse said.
"Everyone's a loser except for me." Lincoln said as he's now in the shape of Mr. Grouse.
"Well it's true." Mr. Grouse said.
[Lynn, Leni, and Lincoln are laughing. Lynn gasps]
"Lincoln look out for that tree." Lynn said.
[Lincoln sees the tree and sleds past it]
"Don't worry about me guys. I have it under control since I'm and (yells) expert. (Sees mountain is upside down) That's funny. Someone turned the mountain upside down." Lincoln said to the readers.
{Camera turns around as Lincoln falls and screams]
"Lincoln land on your bottom. It'll cushion the fall." Lynn said.
(Lincoln takes off his pants)
"Like this?" Lincoln said.
"No your other bottom." Leni said.
"Don't you have to go to work?" Lynn said.
"Not until 4." Leni said.
(Lincoln falls on the ground and breaks his butt)
"Oh that's gotta hurt." Lynn said.
"Do it again. I wasn't looking." Leni said.
(Scene cuts to the Royal Woods Hospital)
"Well Lincoln it looks like your gluteus maximus has made a full recovery." The Doctor said.
"My what has a what now?" Lincoln said.
"Your butt is all better. It took us over 20 hours to get it back together." Doctor said.
"Well this stinks. I can't believe I broke my own butt." Lincoln said to the readers.
"Now Lincoln if you have one more injury, then you will have to end up in the iron butt." Doctor said.
(Lincoln leaves the hospital)
"You heard the doctor Lincoln. If you have one more injury, then it's off to the iron butt. I got to be more careful. Oh step away from the backside mister. I am warning you." Lincoln said.
"What's your problem?" Chandler said.
"That was a close one." Lincoln said.
"He Lincoln. Check it out. We finally have enough people for a 7 mile spanking machine." Clyde said.
(Clyde goes through the spanking machine)
"Next." Zach said.
(Lincoln runs home)
"Is this where the line starts?" Flip said.
"My butt isn't safe out here." Lincoln said.
(Meanwhile, Lynn Jr. and Leni are coming back from sledding. Leni is laughing)
"Hey Lincoln, wanna go sledding again? Lincoln?" Lynn said.
"Hello Lynn, Leni." Lincoln said.
"Whatcha doing sitting on the floor like that?" Lynn said.
"Oh, living out the remainder of my life, in safety. If you were smart, you would join me. That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there. I was one of the lucky ones. I'm a survivor. And so I simply decided that I'm never leaving home again." Lincoln said.
"That's crazy talk." Lynn said.
"That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk." Leni said.
(Leni starts crazy talking until Lynn punches her head)
"Sorry." Leni said.
"Lincoln aren't you going to get lonely?" Lynn said.
"No. I got chip, nickel, and used napkin." Lincoln said.
"What about school?" Leni said.
"I'll do it online." Lincoln said.
"Lincoln sooner or later you're going to have to come outside." Lynn said.
"Listen I told you I ain't coming outside." Lincoln said.
"Never ever?" Leni said.
"Never ever ever." Lincoln said.
"Never ever ever for never ever?" Leni said.
"Never ever ever ever never ever." Lincoln said.
"Never ever ever never ever ever never ever." Leni said.
"Alright that's enough. Chip would you mind showing these 2 the door?" Lincoln said.
(Lincoln tosses chip to the door and opens)
"Thank you, chip. What are we going to do Lynn?" Leni said.
"Don't worry, Leni. We'll find something that'll get him to come outside." Lynn said.
"And that's when I punch him right?" Leni said.
[Lynn looks at the readers for a few seconds]
"Look at the butterflies. Too bad Lincoln is missing out on all the fun." Lynn said.
"I caught one." Leni said.
"Look at them risking their lives butterfly hunting. My new hobby is dust hunting. (Lincoln uses a small net) I think I caught one." Lincoln said.
"We got to try something else." Lynn said.
"Three cheers on your birthday. Lincoln. Three cheers for you." Lynn and Leni said.
"Now you got to blow out the candles and make a wish." Lynn said.
"I don't need the wish Nickel. Lets sing our own song on staying indoors. (Starts singing) I know of a place. Where you never get harmed. A magical place. With magical charms. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away Nickel." Lincoln said.
(Camera zooms in on Nickel)
"That Nickel has the most beautiful voice." Leni said.
"That is it Lincoln! We're going to find something that's so dang fun that you'll have to come outside." Lynn said.
[Scene cuts to Lynn on a trampoline]
"Trampoline." Lynn said.
"Ice cream." Leni said.
"Surfing." Lynn said.
"2 ice creams." Leni said.
"Ferris wheel." Lynn said.
"Still 2 ice creams." Leni said.
"Wrestling." Lynn said.
"Washing an old person." Leni said.
"Leni that's not fun." Lynn said.
"It is for me." Mr. Grouse said.
(Camera shows Lincoln was ignoring them)
"Nothing's working, Leni." Lynn said.
"What do we do?" Leni said.
"I say we take a bath." Mr. Grouse said.
"What? Would you get out of here." Lynn said.
(Scene cuts to Lynn and Leni who's wearing a zombie suit)
"Okay now don't come out until I give the signal." Lynn said.
"Got it." Leni said.
"Alright Lincoln, you win. Stay inside forever. Yours is truly the iron will. (wishpers) Now Leni." Lynn said.
(Leni comes out making zombie noises)
"Eek a zombie. Save me, Lincoln." Lynn said.
"Okay this is your saddest attempt yet. Even Chip knows that's Leni in her zombie costume she wore for Halloween." Lincoln said.
"No really. You have to save me." Lynn said.
(Suddenly a second Leni comes out of nowhere holding ice cream)
"Hey Lynn, who's your friend?" Leni 2 said.
(Lynn and Lincoln are confused)
"But, but you're suppose to be in the zombie suit." Lynn said.
"I am in the zombie suit. (Unzips) I thought I was doing a pretty good job." Leni 1 said.
"If you're Leni, then who's that?" Lynn said.
(Leni 2 unzips to reveal a zombie)
"A real zombie." Lynn said.
"Huh?" Lincoln said.
(Leni and Lynn are scared. The zombie starts attacking them)
"Ok I'm going out. Chip if I don't make it, take good care of Charles." Lincoln said.
(Charles barks and eats Chip. Lincoln steps outside)
"Yay I made it outside." Lincoln said.
(The zombie picks up Lincoln)
"Is it too late to go back inside?" Lincoln said.
(Zombie rips his shirt.)
"It's too late." Lincoln said.
(Zombie growls)
"Leni, Lynn I'm sorry I didn't come outside. I'm not afraid anymore. But I'm scared of zombies now." Lincoln said.
"It's okay, Lincoln. Us too." Lynn said.
"You know what I don't understand?" Lincoln said.
"What?" Leni said.
"What's a zombie doing in Royal Woods anyways?" Lincoln said.
(Zombie's eyes get wide)
"Uh well you see, it's funny you should ask. Lucy they're onto us." Haiku said.
"Let's get out of here." Lucy said.
(Lincoln, Lynn, and Leni scream as Haiku and Lucy run to the sunset)
"So the zombie was Haiku?" Lincoln said.
"That's a weird plot twist." Lynn said breaking the 4th wall.
Author Note: Enjoy this story. This is a spoof to the Spongebob episode "I Had an Accident"