Reptilian Wedding
Reptilians contacted me
via extrasensory
perception,
those intergalactic
talking lizards.
In a UFO
outside my window,
they wished
to abduct me,
a cross-species
wedding
on their agenda.
I said yes.
She stood
me up.
()()()()()
reptilian happily ever after
accept quest
shed culture
flight not fight
act cold-blooded
slay dragon
rescue maiden
start dating
press forks to tongues
buy her fresh claws
sound mating call
marry bridezilla
consummate sunbathe
fertilize eggs
age into scaly skin
get saggy gizzards
burrow six feet under
repeat ouroboros