(The fan-fic starts with the sun rising on a beautiful morning in South Park.)
Narrator: It's a beautiful morning in the town of South Park. And it's time for another school day for Butters. And this is where our story begins.
(Butters is in his bedroom sleeping. He wakes up.)
Butters: Today's the big day! It's Friday! I'm having my party tonight! And I'm inviting everyone from school! This is going to be so exciting!
(And then the song Life's a Happy Song begins.)
Butters: Everything is great Everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand Everything is perfect It's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face Life's a happy song, when there's someone by my side to sing along When you're alone, life can be a little rough It makes you feel like you're 3 foot tall When it's just you well, times can be tough When there's no one there to catch your fall (Screams) Bye mom!
Captain: Bye, Butters!
(Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny appear)
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Butters: Everything is great, everything is grand I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand everything is perfect it's falling into place I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face life smells like a rose
Kyle: With someone to paint
Stan: And someone to pose
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters: Life's a piece of cake
Cartman: With someone to pedal
Kenny: (Muffled) (And someone to brake)
Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters: Life is full of glee
Stan: With someone to saw
Kyle: And someone to see
(the other kids appear)
The Kids: Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along I've got everything that I need right in front of me Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me
Baker: Life's a piece of cake
Louis: With someone to give
Jason: And someone to take
Waitress: Life's a piece of cake
Waiters: With someone to wash and someone to dry
Man: Life's an easy road
The Kids and the Mechanics: With someone beside you to share the load
Hippie: Life is full of highs
Asian Couple: With someone to stir and someone to fry
Butcher: Life's a leg of lamb
Stan and Token: With someone there to lend a hand
Florist: Life's a bunch of flowers
Wendy and Bebe: With someone to while away the hours
Fish Mongers: Life's a fillet of fish 'ey!
Red and Annie: Uh, yes it is
The Kids and Residents: Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along (Dance break) I've got everything that I need right in front of me nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me I've got everything that I need
Butters: Right in front of me! (song interrupted with hobos) Sorry, guys. I'm super excited. (runs off with the hobos looking at each other, the song resumes.)
Stan and Wendy: I've got everything that I need right in front of me Nothing's stopping me nothing that I can't be when you're right here next to me
The Kids and Residents: You've got everything that you need right in front of you Nothing's stopping you nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you Life's a happy song When there's someone by your side to sing Life's a happy song When there's someone by your side to sing Life's a happy song when theirs someone by your side to sing along
(After the song, The school bus arrives and drives The Kids to school.)
Male Resident: Okay, they're gone!
(The South Park residents all groan and fall down. On the school bus, The Kids are talking.)
Butters: So, Stan. Are you excited for my party tonight?
Stan: Yeah!
Butters: I hope Mr. Garrison would do something to celebrate my special day!
Stan: I think he will! Right guys?
The Kids: (Agreeing)
Butters: And I'm going to be 11 years old!
Stan: Woah! Hopefully there'll be some surprises in store for you.
(The bus arrives at South Park Elementary School. The Kids get off the bus and head to Mr. Garrison's classroom.)
The Kids: Good morning, Mr. Garrison!
Mr. Garrison: Good morning, class. We have a new student joining us. This is Wayne Szalinski. He just moved to South Park to make new friends. Let's give him a warm welcome!
The Kids: Hello, Wayne!
Wayne Szalinski: Hi, guys.
Mr. Garrison: Now let's start the day with some math. What is 5 times 2?
(Craig raises his hand.)
Mr. Garrison: Yes, Craig?
Craig: 12?
Mr. Garrison: That's correct!
Cartman: (Whispers to Kyle) I guess we all know math really well.
Butters: Hey there, Wayne! There's a desk just for you!
Wayne: Thanks!
Butters: By the way, My name's Butters. My birthday's on Sunday. Tonight I'm inviting all my friends to a party at my house.
Wayne: How old are you going to be?
Butters: I'm gonna be 11 years old!
Wayne: Cool!
French Narrator: 2 hours later...
(The school bell rings.)
Mr. Garrison: Okay class, Time for lunch!
The Kids: Horray!
(The Kids leave the classroom. Mr. Garrison hits a garbage can.)
Mr. Garrison: Ow! It hurts! Wait a minute. I'm alone. I can swear for real! (Breathes) Son of a...
(School bell rings again.)
(In the cafeteria, The Kids are eating their lunch.)
Stan: What did you get for lunch, Butters?
Butters: I've got a baloney sandwich, some chips and an apple.
Stan: That's a great choice, Butters!
Butters: Thanks, Stan!
(After The Kids finished their lunch, The school bell rings.)
The Kids: Recess! Horray! (They all ran outside and to the playground and play.)
Butters: So, guys? You're coming to my birthday party tonight?
Stan: Yeah! we are, Butters.
Butters: I've invited all of my friends to my house to celebrate.
The Kids: Wow!
Kenny: (Muffled) (Will there be cake?)
Butters: Yeah there will!
Cartman: Will there be sucking balls?
(The Kids groan in disgust.)
Butters: No! That's gross!
Cartman: Sorry!
Butters: Plus I'm having a sleepover after the party.
The Kids: (Cheering)
Stan: See you tonight, Butters.
Butters: See you all there! (While The kids' parents appear and hop in their cars to take them home, He see Wayne feeling lonely and walks up to him) Are you okay?
Wayne: Yes. I'm just feeling a bit shy. I feel like I just don't fit in with you guys.
Butters: Don't worry, Wayne. I'll help you make some friends at my party.
Wayne: Really?
Butters: Yes. After all, It's fun to make new friends.
Linda Stoch: Butters! Time to go home!
Wayne: Bye, Butters!
Butters: Bye, Wayne! See you tonight!
(Butters hops in his mom's car and they leave the school and head home)
(That night, The Kids are at Butters' house celebrating his birthday. A montage of them playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey, Blowing noise makers, The Female Kids taking selfies, The Male Kids playing Dungeons and Dragons, Playing Spin The Bottle and dancing together. While all this happens, the song Celebration by Kool And The Gang plays.)
Everyone: Today's gonna be a-ok 'Cause we're celebrating your birthday Happy birthday, Butters Celebratin' your birthday!
Butters: Aw. Thanks everyone, you are too kind.
Cartman: You wanna see this awesome present I got you?
Butters: Sure!
(Butters opens a present and it has a Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD.)
Butters: Wow! A Terrence and Phillip Asses of Fire DVD? That's so cool! I love it!
Stan: And it's the PG-13 version!
Butters: All right! Let's watch it!
Wayne: Who are Terrance and Phillip?
Butters: They're famous people from Cadana, My friends and I are big fans! They have their own television show! You're really going to like them, Wayne!
(The Kids sit on the couch with some popcorn. Stan puts the disc in and the movie starts.)
Stan: The movie's starting!
(Terrence and Phillip appear on the TV screen)
The Kids: Hooray!
Phillip: Say, Terrence, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynecologist?
Terrence: I don't know, Phillip, what?
(Phillip farts and they both laugh. The Kids laugh too.)
Wayne: Where do they come up with this stuff?
Cartman: That's because they're Canadian, Dude!
Terrence: You're such a game lover, Phillip!
Kyle: When we first watched this movie, It was Rated R. A war between Americans and Canadians happend too. My mom even lead the war.
Wayne: Oh dear.
Phillip: Terrence, why would you call me a game lover?
Terrence: Well, let's see, first of all, you played Just Dance!
Phillip: (thinks) Oh yeah!
Both: (Laughing)
Wayne: (Laughing) Oh my god, They're so funny!
Terrence: Well lookie here, Phillip! It's a letter!
Both: (Laughing)
Phillip: What does it say, Terence?
Terrence: It says, "Dear Terrence and Phillip, Did you kill your uncle during the Canadian Moose Festival?"
Phillip: I killed your uncle? (Laughs)
The Kids: (Laughing)
Butters: Oh! Shh! Here comes the best part!
Terrence: Listen, you stupid egg eater, You'd kill your uncle!
Phillip: You'd kill your uncle!
(And then the song Uncle Killer begins)
Terrence: Shut your freaking face, uncle killer! You're a butt slapping thumb sucking uncle killer! You're an uncle killer, yes, it's true! Nobody kills uncles
quite like you!
Phillip: Shut your freaking face, uncle killer! You're the one that killed your uncle, uncle killer! You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just kill your uncle all day long!
(A fart solo happens as Terrance and Phillip fart to the rhythm. They fart their way out of the house and onto an intersection handled by a Mountie. They laugh and dance and fart around him, raising his hat off his head several times.)
Mountie: What's going on here?
(Terrance and Phillip fart, then the Mountie farts, Then drivers around them fart as well. The Kids including Wayne start dancing along.)
Cartman: Freaking sweet!
Wayne: Best movie ever!
Chorus: Uncle... Killer... Uncle Killer, Uncle Killer Uncle... Killer...
(By this time all the Canadians are dancing and farting wildly.)
Terrence and Phillip: Shut your freaking face, Uncle Killer! (Phillip: Uncle Killer!) Your'e a duck face idiot, Uncle killer!
Terrance: You're an uncle killer, I must say!
Phillip: Well, you killed your uncle yesterday!
Terrance, Phillp and Chrous: Ha! Ha! Ha!
Terrance and Phillip: Uncle killer, That's
Terrance, Phillip and Chrous: U-N-C-L-E. Screw you! Uncle Killer!
(All freeze)
Phillip: (quick) Suck my balls.
French Narrator: Three hours later...
Terrance and Phillip: (Laughing)
Terrance: Well, Philip, I hope you've learned something through this whole experience.
Philip: I did, Terrance. I learned that you are a barnacle head!
Both: (Laughing)
Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights? (Goes to the bathroom and farts)
Phillip: You pooped in the toilet without asking!
Terrance: (Laughing) I sure did, Philip!
Both: (Laughing) (An iris closes and they pop through) Screw you!
The Kids: (Cheering)
Wayne: That was amazing!
Stan: Well, it's way past our bedtime after Asses of Fires so...
Everyone: Goodnight, Butters!
Butters: Goodnight, everyone!
(So all the kids went to Butter's bedroom and went to sleep. They're having a sleepover. Butters wakes up and sees Wayne, Who is not sleeping.)
Butters: What's the matter, Wayne?
Wayne: I can't sleep. I was just feeling homesick.
Butters: Don't worry, You'll make yourself at home right here in South Park.
Wayne: I will?
Butters: Of course you will. (Yawns) I better head back to sleep now. Good night, Wayne.
Wayne: Goodnight, Butters.
(Butters and Wayne went to sleep. The next morning, Butters wakes up and looks out the window. The imagination balloon was flying.)
Butters: I know that balloon! Everyone wake up! It's the imagination balloon!
(The kids all wake up.)
Cartman: It's 8 in the morning, Butters.
Kelly Gardner: It's that the balloon from Imaginationland?
Timmy: Timmy?
Butters: Yeah it is, come on guys!
Everyone: Mr. Mayor!
(Butters, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Wayne Szalinski, Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, Annie, Lola, Red, Molly, Meagan, Nichole Daniels, Kevin, Milly, Craig, Heidi, Tweek Tweek, Token Black, Jimmy, Timmy, Bradley Biggle, Francis, Sally Turner, Kal, Esther, Scott, Allie, Bill and Fosse, Jason, Nelly, David, Kelly Gardner, Emily, Jenny, Kelly Pinkerton, Kelly Rutherford, Annie, Girl with blonde hair, Boy with blue cap, Boy with C cap, Louis, DogPoo, Douglas, Terrance, Tommy, Boy with red shirt and blue pants, Boy with blonde hair, Daniel Tanner, Nate, Ashley, Liza, Beth, Maria Sanchez, Brown Coat Girl, Monica, and various other 4th graders run up to the imagination balloon and see The Mayor of Imaginationland.)
Mayor: Hello, kids!
Butters: How did you get here?
Mayor: Well, I heard it's your birthday so I got the idea to invite you to Imaginationland for your birthday!
Everyone: Yay!
Mayor: Who are you?
Wayne: My name is Wayne Szalinksi. My family and I just moved to South Park.
Mayor: You wanna come with us to Imaginationland?
Wayne: Yes!
Mayor: That's the spirt! All aboard the Imagination balloon!
(The kids enter the imagination balloon and it starts to fly. The opening credits start rolling and the song Everything is Awesome (Tween Dream Remix) begins.)
(In Butter's bedroom Butters' parents come in.)
Linda: Good morning, Butters. How was your party last night?
(Linda pulls the blanket off and Butters was not in his bed.)
Linda: Huh? What the hell?! (Gets really angry) Butters! Oh! He's so grounded!
Stephen: Oh crap, I'm gonna throw up!
(Stephen goes into the bathroom, grabs a garbage can and throws up.)
Linda: Where the hell is he?
(Meanwhile, the Imagination balloon arrives in Imaginationland. But a lot of new characters are here and decorating the town for Butter's birthday as all the Good Characters begin to sing.)
All Good Characters: Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) Here in our land, our home Everybody knows how to celebrate the magic Of Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) Imaginationland (Imaginationland, Imaginationland) His birthday is coming (is coming) Butter's birthday party (is coming) All around come running (is coming) To celebrate together The first ever one (is coming) Butter's birthday party (is coming) So make some good weather His birthday is almost here!
(Rainbow Dash zooms through some clouds.)
Cartman and the Kids: (Gasps) Whoa!
Rainbow Dash: Yes! Skies cleared and ready for the party.
(Bart Simpson is skating on his skateboard.)
Bart Simpson: Cowabunga dudes and dudettes!
(Lisa Simpson is playing her saxaphone)
(Chef Pee Pee is baking a cake for Butters. When all of a sudden, SML Bowser Junior appears)
SML Bowser Junior: Hey, Chef Pee Pee!
Chef Pee Pee: (Screams)
(The CMC are flying in the sky.)
(Pinkie Pie is blowing up balloon animals.)
Pinkie Pie: It's a perfect likeness!
(The balloon animal flies off. Pinkie Pie chases it. Fluttershy is conducting a bird choir and her pet bunny Angel, Who is dressed as a bird. The balloon flies around her. Pinkie Pie jumps on stage chasing the balloon.)
Pinkie Pie: Whoa! Heads up, Fluttershy! Out of control balloooooon!
Fluttershy: (To a bird) I know you will do a great job at the party tomorrow.
(Applejack is pushing a cart with apple ciders.)
Applejack: Hey, y'all! Anyone up for some free samples of my family's apple cider?
Homer Simpson: Ooh! I'll take it. Mmmm... Cider...
(Homer Simpson drinks some apple cider.)
(Spongebob and Patrick are blowing bubbles. Butters pops one.)
Kyle: Wow! Who are those characters, Mr. Mayor?
Mayor: Well we have a lot of new friends here. They are not here when you first came here.
Butters: What's that you have under your hat, Mayor?
Mayor: This? Well that's my pet bird Noodle!
Noodle: (Tweeting)
Mayor: Oh! Here comes the Lollipop King!
(The Lollipop King, Mayor Lion, Mayor Quimby, Mayor Adam West, Mayor Dandy Lion, The Mayor of Halloweentown, Mayor Jeff Otter and Mr. Mayor enter.)
Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! The mayor has special guests coming and there they are!
All Good Characters: (cheering)
SML Bowser Junior: Did you hear that Chef Pee Pee? There's some special guests!
Chef Pee Pee: New guests, huh?
Pinkie Pie: Come on!
The Lollipop King: Welcome back, Butters!
Mayor: We also have more mayors here in Imaginationland! (all the good characters gather around the Mayors and The Lollipop King.) Fellow citizens of Imaginationland, Butters and his friends are back!
All good characters from Butter's first visit: (Cheering)
Rockety Rocket: Welcome back!
Cinderella: Welcome back!
Strawberry Shortcake: Welcome back!
Sunny Day: Welcome back!
Charlie Brown: Welcome back!
(Several welcome backs from other good characters)
Mayor: And to all you new characters, say hello to Butters and his friends!
All New Characters: Hello!
Teletubbies: Eh Oh!
Frylock: Wazzuuuuuuup?!
Ned Flanders: Hi diddly ho!
Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!
The Kids: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Krusty: Hey hey kids!
Pinkie Pie: Surprise! Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie and we've plan this party just for you! Were you surprised? Were you? Were you? Huh? Huh? Huh?
Sea Captain: Ahoy there!
Butters: I've never seen you guys before. This is going to be the best birthday ever!
All Good Characters: (Cheering)
Mayor: Come on, Wayne. Why won't you say hello to the Good Characters? They will love to meet you.
(All the Good Characters look concerned and are all talking about Wayne. Wayne gives a nervous wave.)
Wayne: (Looking nervous) Hi, everybody.
All Good Characters: Hi, Wha Wha Wha... Wayne!
Mayor: Ok, Everyone, Continue decorating the town for Butter's birthday. It's almost here!
Wimzie: Wow! I'm so excited!
(All the good characters start leaving.)
Eureeka: I'm gonna preform a spell!
Ojo: I'm gonna make a cake!
Krusty the Clown: I'm gonna sing a happy birthday song!
Luna Loud: I am, too!
Squidward Tentacles: I'm going to play my clarinet!
Lisa Simpson: I'm going playing my saxaphone!
Lana Loud: I'm gonna make mud pies!
Lincoln Loud: Lana, that's disgusting!
Lana Loud: You're right.
Patrick Star: Oh! Oh! Is mayonaise an instrument?
Leni Loud: What about horse radish?
Peter Griffin: Relish?
Homer Simpson: Mustard?
Mayor Quimby: No, you guys! Condiments are not instruments, you idiots!
Bear: What are you waiting for? Let's start our day!
Genie: There's a party going on here! We are gonna party! Come on, Everybody! Let's party!
(All the good characters look at Genie.)
Genie: Oh, (Giggles) sorry.
Magellan: Come on, Tail Let's continue to decorate the town for Butter's birthday!
Lori Loud: This is literally going to be the best party ever!
(The good characters continue to decorate.)
Butters: Wow this is going to be the best birthday ever that I feel a song coming on!
Luna Loud: This is a song we wrote called Everything is Awesome! Hit it, everyone!
(And then the song Everything is Awesome begins.)
Lumiere: Ma cherie Mademoiselle, It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure That we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, Let us pull up a chair As the dining room proudly presents - Your birthday!
B: Be... our... guest!
Earl Sinclair: Be our guest! Put our service to the test
Gabby: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Lumiere: Soup du jour Hot hors d'oeuvres
Gabby: Why, we only live to serve Try the grey stuff It's delicious!
Moe Szyslak: Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
M.T. Promises: They can sing! They can dance!
Cleveland Brown: After all, sir, this is France! And the dinner here is never second best!
Lumiere: Go on, unfold your menu Take a glance and then you'll Be our guest Oui, our guest Be our guest!
Butters: Wow!
Lumiere and Chorus: Beef ragout, Cheese soufflé, Pie and pudding "en flambé"
Eureeka: We'll prepare and serve with flair A culinary cabaret!
Treelo: You're alone And you're scared
Funshine Bear: But the banquet's all prepared
Big Bird: No one's gloomy or complaining While the flatware's entertaining
Lumiere: We tell jokes, I do tricks! With my fellow candlesticks
Chorus: And it's all in perfect taste That you can bet Come on and lift your glass You've won your own free pass To be our guest
Lumiere: If you're stressed It's fine dining we suggest!
Lumiere and Chorus: Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest!
Bart Simpson: Life is so unnerving For a servant who's not serving
Glenn Quagmire: He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Batley: Ah, those good old days when we were useful Suddenly those good old days are gone
Magellan: Ten years we've been rusting Needing so much more than dusting
Elmo: Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills!
Peppa Pig: Most days we just lay around the castle
Homer Simpson: Flabby, fat and lazy
HuMane 6 and Spike: You walked in, and oops-a-daisy!
CMC: It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed! Wine's been poured and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed With dessert She'll want tea And my dear that's fine with me While the cups do their soft-shoe' I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing I'll get warm Piping hot Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot Clean it up! We want the company impressed
Lisa Simpson: We've got a lot to do!
Russel: Is it one lump or two?
The Fishtones: For you, our guest!
Chorus: He's our guest!
CMC: He's our guest!
Chorus: He's our guest! Be our guest Be our guest Our command is your request It's ten years since we've had anybody here And we're obsessed With your meal With your ease Yes, indeed, we aim to please While the candlelight's still glowing Let us help you We'll keep going
Lumiere and Chorus: Course by course! One by one! 'Til you shout, Enough! I'm done! Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest Tonight you'll prop your feet up But for now, let's eat up Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please, be our guest!
(after the song)
The Kids: (Cheering and applauding)
Comic Book Guy: Best song ever!
Mayor: Happy birthday Butters! Now get back to work!
Butters: Who's that?
Mayor: That's Sam the Robot.
Sam the Robot: Hello. I am Sam the Robot. I can dance for you.
(Sam the Robot starts dancing.)
Everyone: (Laughing)
Bender: Hey, Sam. Bite my shiny metal ass!
Mayor: This is Nick Penguin.
Nick Penguin: Can I have some more ice cream?
Doctor Strange: Sure.
(Doctor Strange uses his powers to bring the ice cream to Nick Penguin.)
(Mr. Knack enters with his cart.)
Mayor: And for the first time in Imaginationland we have our own handy man Mr. Knack!
Mr. Knack: Heavens to Bootsy!
All Good Characters: You mean Heavens to Betsy!
Mayor: He has an Italian accent.
Cartman: Oh, yeah!
Duffman: Hey! That's my line!
Butters: Hey, Nick.
Mr. Knack: (Gets really angry) Don't call me Nick or I will kiss Giggles and Annika!
Butters: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
Butters: Who are you?
Emma: I'm Emma.
Kate: I'm Kate.
Sir Klank: And I'm Sir Klank.
All three: We are mice. Yay!
Wendy: Hey everyone look, there's another character named Wendy!
Cuddles: Hooray!
Bebe Stevens: Hey Mr. Knack, pull my finger! You can be my best friend!
(Mr. Knack pulls Bebe's finger and then trades her jacket for a new shirt.)
Bebe Stevens: Wow, thanks!
Tweek Tweak: Can you fix my car?
(So much fixing and trading later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they have to hire a new one.)
Mr. Knack: As my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Whenever you imagine to be real is real".
Mayor: Hey, that's my line!
Mr. Knack: Oops, sorry Mr. Mayor!
Red: Who are you?
Mayor: That's Groot. He's the member of the Guardians of the Galaxy.
Groot: I am Groot.
Mayor: He says that sometimes.
(Giggles and Petuina gather around Mr. Knack.)
Both: Nick, Nick kiss us, Nick!
Mr. Knack: Ladies Don't call me Nick! (Groans) Heavens to Bootsy!
Giggles and Petuina: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
(Giggles and Petuina both kiss Mr. Knack.)
Everyone: Aww!
(Butters walks up to the HuMane 6 and Spike)
Butters: Hey, fellas.
HuMane 6 and Spike: Hey, Butters!
Applejack: How'd it go with the other people? They like your idea?
Pinkie Pie: I bet they loved it!
Butters: (sighs) Not exactly. They think I can make today perfect without their magic.
Rarity: And they are absolutely right, man. This birthday party is your brilliant idea and we know you're up to the task!
Butters: But what if I'm not?! What if somebody hates the stage?! Or nobody makes a new friend?! And if I fail at my birthday party, then who am I?!
Pinkie Pie: (grabs Butters' face and looking intensely at his eyes) Butters, look at me! This will be the biggest celebration Imaginationland has ever seen! (piling pressure on Butters) As the birthday boy, you cannot fail! This day will define who you are! The pressure is intense! (shouts dramatically at the sky) ''It's almost too much for any single person to handle!'' (Butters, the kids, and all good characters watch Pinkie scream and they gasp) But you have us! So stop worrying.
(Rainbow Dash burps. Butters grins with uncertainty)
(Meanwhile at Butter's house, the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin, and Karen are having a meeting.)
Linda: Butters is back in Imaginationland!
Parents: (Gasp)
Stephen: That place is so far away!
Sheila: But Ike needs his diaper changed. What should we do?
Randy: I say we wait for him.
Linda: How about we all look for the kids?
Stephen: It'll be like an adventure!
Sheila: A adventure? To find our kids?
Stephen: Yes! Quick, pack your things. Let's go find Butters and his friends!
(And so the parents, Ike, Shelly, Kevin and Karen pack their things and start leaving the house ready to go to Imaginationland.)
(Back in Imaginationland, King Pig and the evil characters are watching the event.)
King Pig: How come we are now in the evil side, Lord Vader?
Darth Vader: Because since the good characters invite a lot of friends, we are going to capture The Council of 63.
Bill Cipher: Also they will learn how to PARTY! Right, guys?!
All Evil Characters: (Sinister laughing)
Oscar the Grouch: Yeah right!
King Pig: Oh! Here come the Good Characters! Quick! Put on the disguises!
(The Evil Characters put on disguises)
Mayor: Why hello there! What brings you to Imaginationland?
King Pig: Well, We're looking for somewhere to buy some food because we're starving!
Mayor: How about you can eat at Castle Sunshine? The chefs whipped up a delicious cake for Butters' birthday!
King Pig: Okay!
(Spike eats the food. Spike looks at The Loud Sisters.)
Spike: Hello, ladies.
The Loud Sisters: (Sighs)
(Charlie and Lola enter.)
Charlie: I have this little sister Lola. She is small and very funny.
Lola: Hello, Nick!
Mr. Knack: I told you a million times to not call me Nick!
Lola: Oh, Nick Knack.
Emma, Kate, and Sir Klank: Paddy wack give the dog a bone!
French Narrator: Meanwhile at the Castle of Sunshine...
Jesus Christ: Today it's Butters' birthday and I want you all make Butters a birthday cake.
Amy Rose: I will love to make a cake and I want to married sonic.
Luke Skywalker: And Tomorrow it Butters' birthday everyone, right semen?
The Council of 63: (all laughing)
Seaman: No, it's Seaman!
Wonder Woman: Look guys! Those are the clowns we ordered!
(The Evil Characters appear.)
Wonder Woman: Or definitely not the clowns we ordered.
King K. Rool: (Doing a Brooklyn accent) Excuse me, I've got something for you guys to see?
Rockhoof: What is it you want to show us?
King Dedede: Oh it will be brilliant! Isn't that right, Ed?
Ed: (Laughing)
King Candy/Turbo: Don't worry about him.
(The Evil Characters follow the Council of 75 into a trap)
The Storm King: Okay, (To Pain and Panic) Pull the lever!
(Pain and Panic pulled the lever but The Council of 75 fall down)
King Pig: Wrong lever!
(The evil characters captured The Council of 63.)
Slade: Surprise!
The Council of 63: (Gasps and overlapping) Slaaaaade! Slaaaaade! Slaaaaade!
Amy Rose: Help us!
Professor X: This can't be happening!
Luke Skywalker: Noooooooo!
Douche: We're back, bitches!
(The Evil Characters take off their disguises and laugh evily)
King K. Rool: (Normal voice) Haha! So long, suckers!
King Pig: I don't know why this castle has a lever.
(Back outside, The Kids and All Good Characters hear screaming.)
Squidward: Do you think this is something we should worry about?
(a Moment of silence occurs, While it happens, A news bar appears at the bottom of the screen that says All new episode of Bojack Horseman tonight on Comedy Central. Followed by a new episode of The Daily Show. That's right! We even advertise our shows during movies now!)
The Kids and All Good Characters: Nah!
Bradley Biggle: Who are you?
Charlie: I'm Charlie. And this is my little sister Lola. She loves having fun.
Lola: I've got all the streamers for Butter's birthday, now I get to play with them.
(And then the song I Just Wanna Have Fun begins.)
Lola: I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I never break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try, but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. Gee it's a blast when you go exploring hard not to learn something new really. It's not that I think it's boring doing what they say I should do (Like for instance). Watch where you step, never rock the boat think smart, and walk don't run I try and I try but I can't deny basically, I just wanna have fun. When you're really rolling well of course it can be hard to stop or bouncing like a rubber ball or spinning like a top. But if I land in trouble it's never all that bad and every new adventure is the best I ever had. As a little girl I'd always dreamed that I could fly lift up into the air and travel right into the sky I just keep on trying cause wouldn't you agree? Flying would be funner than most anything could be I always plan to be purely perfect time and again it's my goal got to admit I'm not always perfect please don't you dare tell a soul. How many rules do I ever break I think the answer's "none" I try and I try but I can't deny. The truth is that I, I just wanna have fun.
(After the song, Lola sees that Mr. Knack is covered with streamers.)
Lola: That was fun! Let's do it again!
Mr. Knack: Again? Well as my Granny Tunsdela used to say... "Again is never the answer".
(Jeffy is patting his diaper.)
Cartman: Who are you?
Mayor: This is Jeffy.
Jeffy: Wanna see my pencil?
Cartman: Eww! You have a pencil in your nose? That's Disgusting!
Jeffy: You wanna hear me rap?
Cartman: Oh hell yeah!
(And then the song Why begins.)
Jeffy: Why? Why? WHY? Hey daddy, I smack these ladies! I stick my pee pee in some cheerios! I got a pencil in my nose! And I beat my diaper everywhere I go! I like to hop hop like a bunny! Poop my pants, and now it's runny! I go "UH UH," you think that's funny? I stuff my diaper with all my money!
Mayor: JEFFY!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY?
Mayor: Jeffy don't do that!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY?
Mayor: Jeffy eat your green beans!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY?
Mario: Jeffy don't poop your pants!
Jeffy: WHY? WHY? CAT PIANO SOLO!
(Jeffy plays his Cat Piano.)
Mayor: (Groans) JEFFY STOP IT!
(Moment of silence)
Jeffy: Why? Got a helmet on top of my head! Did some poop until it was done! Eat green beans, I'd rather be dead! It's ten o' clock and I'm ready for bed! Hey daddy, I just uh, showed you how to poop on the track, so uh, I'm going to bed. I got my carrots on, got my bunny suit on... I'm ready for bed.
(After the song, Jeffy falls asleep.)