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In the backyard of the Loud house, something great was about to happen.
Leia was about to make a lot of money
The pig-tailed girl was not a fan of wrestling. Leia did respect the amount of capital that could be gathered from people wanting to others smash each other. Billions could be made from showcasing regular people fake fighting each other. The pig-tailed girl had two super-powered sisters who could that too
Leia had made sure no one who could stop her would be around. The adults we're at work, and Liena was at her cooking club, Lyra was at a protest rally.
Her other older siblings either supported what Leia was doing for the sheer awesomeness of it, or would not dare defy her.
Lizy held her camera and was filming everything, Loan likewise streaming the event to her twich followers. Leia younger sister was eager to help out. Leia's older sister needed some convincing. The pig-tailed girl black-mailed her on the erotic sketches the older girl made featuring her and Bobby.
Lacy set-up up a ring, by grabbing some red tape in garage and making a square.
Lemy brought some of his friends over, which consisted of dumb boys, the target demographic for wrestling. Bobby stuck by his older brother. The small boy didn't want to be here, but Gwen was excited about her part in the event and Bobby knew he should be there for his girlfriend.
Marsha was collecting bets for who'd win, so far there was no clear favorite.
Leia stood in the ring with three other people. One of which was Gwen who had insisted she'd be the one introduce the girls who'd be competing today but pig-tailed girl said she'd be the one to play the part of the announcer. That was the coolest part and this was Leia's idea afterall
The brown-haired girl wore one of her father's old refree shirts which was obviously too big for her and a whistle.
"In this corner weighing in at 11 pounds and 5 ounces, the spawn of hell with a demon's tail, She-devil!" Leia said before pointing to one of the contestants.
Lani wore a red lucador mask with horns and her usual purple onesie, She stood on her short legs and pounded her little chest furiously before pointing to the other baby across the ring. "You're going down squid. I will destroy your body, and then I will devour your soul." the youngest loud screeched.
Leia then held out an arm in the other contestants direction.
"In this corner weighing in at 13 pounds and 7 ounchs, the scientific monstrosity, with mutant abnormailties, Cthulhu."
Lulu wore her purple onsie, and had a blue mask on and sat on the floor like any normal baby took out her pacifier. "Bah." she said before putting it back in her mouth.
With introductions done Leia stepped out of the ring.
"I want a good, clean, fight, so no throwing up or making a mess in your clothes. If you that my boyfriend will have to clean it up." gwen declared
"What?" Bobby blustered.
Gwen just threw him a cheeky grin before blowing her whistle.
The smile on Leia's friend's after doing so was almost as good as the money Leia would make this day. Well not really, but Gwen would like to hear that.
Lani's entire body turned a dark shade of red, her tail grew and developed spikes, her eyes turned completely black and her hands ignited in flames.
Lulu spat out her pacifier her mouth enlarged revealing a mouth that would make a shark envious in terms of amount teeth it held and how sharp they were. Tentacle sprang from the small girl's back lifting her a dozen feet in the air.
The two babes launched at each other with to do epic battle.
When they were just about to make contact a powerful force stopped the,, dead in their tracks.
"What's going on here." a familiar male voice yelled.
Leia's blood ran cold.
The two babes turned to the source of the voice which turned out to be none other than Lincoln.
"Father/Dada?" Lani and Lulu said simultaneously before morphing back in their usual forms and plopping down on the ground
"Run!" Lacy yelled and immediately sprinted off. Other people did likewise, except for Lupa, and Leia who realized it'd be pointless given she'd have to come back anyway, and the babies.
Leia put on her best smile. "Hey Daddy you're home early." she said nonchlantly.
The white-haired man nodded. "I recieved an anonymous call_."
"It was me." Lupa piped in. "I called him and I only did so because I hate you Leia and I want to see you suffer." with that declaration Lupa turned to go inside.
"Don't tell your sister you hate her." Lincoln pleaded.
"You can't silence the truth." the white-haired girl said not even turning back.
Lincoln returned his gaze towards Leia, and the babies.
Leia held up her hands. "Daddy I know this may look bad, but I assure there's a perfectly rational reason for all of this."
"Ok what is it?"
The man might as well have asked how many stars were in the sky.
"Um, well first off the two weren't going to fight. They would have shoved each other lightly-super lightly. And more importantly what they were about to do was for that thing where people stupidly I mean courageously give away money for some inane I mean righteous cause. You know marity."
"You mean charity?" Lincoln asked.
Leia snapped her fingers. "Thats the thing, yes what you are seeing right now is all this for chairty."
"For what?"
"To get Ace-Savvy comics to underprivelaged youth?" Leia fished.
Lincoln sighed. "Well that would be an extremely noble cause, I have to doubt you were actually doing that."
The white-haired man turned his gaze towards the babies. He crouced down, to speak to them.
"Please take off the masks." the two promptly did so.
"What were two you doing, and why?" he asked candidly
Lani was the one to respond. ""Forgive me Father, but I've been made to swear an under the dark lord name to never tell you anything about the event that was about to transpire."
"Bah." Lulu added.
Leia slapped her forehead. That sounded way too inconspicuous.
"Oh that makes me feel so sad. My two little girls don't trust me." Lincoln sighed. At this the babies' eyes widened in panic.
They never wanted to disappoint Lincoln.
"Please don't be sad Father. I was about to wage an unholy battle with the abomination where we would each tear the other part in a beautiful display of blood and carnage."
"Bah" Lulu added.
Lincoln frowned. "Why would you do such a thing?" the man asked his youngest daughters.
The small demon pointed to Leia. "The gremlin said she'd give us her desert for a whole month." she disclaimed.
"Leia you're grounded for a month."
Leia was horrified. "But they can't even get hurt." she pouted.
That was true in a way. Any injury the two babes were dealt, always healed in seconds at most, and the two were never evn remotely stunned after doing so. Lincoln once saw the two when they got out of their cell-cribs, get run over by a truck when they were crossing a street. It was the most horrifying sight in Lincoln, but when the white-haired man rushed to help them theynwere perfectly fine.
But still Lincoln didn't like seeing his two youngest daughters damaged in way even if superficially.
"I'll make it two young lady if don't go to your room now."
The girl slouched and heeded her father's warning. "Stupid white-haired witch. Dumb babies" she mumbled already plotting some way to get back at her nicotine obsessed sister
Lincoln picked up Lani and held her in his arms and turned his back so Lulu could hop on. They made their way into the chair wherein Lincoln plopped down on his couch.
"Girls, do you know why Leia's in trouble?"
"She defied your will?" Lani asked.
"Not exactly."
"Bah."
"Well that is certianly closer, but still not quite. Girls I don't like the idea of you getting hurt in any capacity no matter how long. That's part of it. Another part is that she was exploiting you-for making you into a sideshow without proper pay."
The two infants frowned. "But father, we desired to fight for the sugary treats." Lani said.
The white-haired man nodded. "But Leia would have gotten far more than that. She'd be able to afford like a million deserts while you get only a month's share of hers. Does that sound fair?" Lincoln asked
The two babes shook their heads.
"Right, your pay should be in proportion of your work in anything you do. Don't be eager to accept less than what your putting in." Lincoln posited
The two babes saw the wisedom in their dad's words and nodeed.
"Now who wants ice-cream."
The two girl's eyes widened. "But it's not even dinner! Liena says eating desert early spoils your appetite" Lani disclaimined perplexed
"I won't tell her if you won't" Lincoln declared before giving his daughters a misevious wink.
The two babes grinned back.