We open to Tegridy Farms.
The Marsh family and Towelie were sitting on the couch watching TV.
Randy: My new commercial should be coming on soon. I cannot wait.
Sharon (Speaking sarcastically): Me neither.
Stan: I still don't get why we have to watch The Walking Dead, it's not as good as it used to be.
Randy: It still is Stan, you just don't see it.
Stan: It's gotten stupid and the storylines aren't good anymore.
Randy: Stan, go to your room for disrespecting The Walking Dead.
Stan: Aww come on!
Randy: Do as your told Stanley! No wait, stay here I need your opinion on-
But Stan was gone.
Randy: Well, fuck you.
Towelie: Randy, the commercial's starting.
Randy: Yeah!
The commercial was about to start until...
Announcer: We interrupt this broadcast to bring you some breaking news.
Randy: Is it about my weed?
Announcer: And it's not about weed.
Randy: Aww.
Tom Pusslicker: Good evening South Park, our top story, America has gone into lockdown due to the effects of COVID8008 which was caused due to Randy Marsh's mixing of cocaine and marijuana . This has caused over 3000 deaths, from China to Italy to England. The President has advised people to stay indoors for...until they have a vaccine ready.
Randy: What?!
Sharon: Stan, I hope you heard that! You can't leave the house.
Shelly: Well this is just great! I can't leave this stupid house or farm.
Towelie: Oh no man. I'm going.
Towelie grabs his coat.
Sharon: Where are you going Towelie?
Towelie: Follow me into the kitchen and I'll tell you.
Sharon follows Towelie into the kitchen.
Sharon: Well?
Towelie: I'm leaving Sharon.
Sharon: Good and why?
Towelie: I've seen this kind of stuff happened before when somebody who's been doing to marijuana has to stay away from marijuana for long period of time. It happened to somebody I once knew.
Sharon: Is it bad?
Towelie: I don't know, I mean the guy I knew had his head split open beside a staircase. Don't know if it was from the absence of weed in his life and he couldn't take it anymore, but he did die because of it. Possibly suicide or just a happy little accident.
Sharon: Uh, thanks for the heads up.
Towelie: I better get going.
Sharon: Aren't you gonna get infected?
Towelie laughed.
Towelie: I'm a towel, nothing can infect me. But keep an eye on your husband.
Towelie starts to walk backwards whilst staring Sharon in a sinister manner.
While walking backwards, Towelie accidentally bumped into a wall behind him.
Towelie moved away from the wall and starts to walk, back towards the door.
Towelie continued to move backwards to the door and he bumps into it.
Towelie; still having his back turned, starts to reach for the door handle.
Towelie opens the door and exits the house.
Towelie closes the door.
Towelie: Keep that good eye on him.
Towelie starts to walk forward this time.
Towelie: Better see if my ex will allow me to stay with her and Washcloth.
Sharon sighed and started to stare at Randy, who was laughing at the TV.
Sharon continued to stare at him in fear.
Randy: Sharon, come on and sit down and watch some It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia on Netflix.
Monday.
Sharon is watching TV.
Randy walked past her.
Randy: I gotta go and checkup on the plants.
Sharon: Randy, don't.
Randy: Uh why?
Sharon: Because the news has told us to stay indoors.
Randy: Why?
Sharon grunted.
Sharon: Because of the virus you created.
Randy: Oh yeah. Still gotta check on-
Randy tried to unlock the door but it wouldn't open.
Sharon: I got rid of the key.
Randy: What?!
Sharon: I got rid of the key.
Randy: What? Why?
Sharon: Because I knew you weren't gonna listen, so I flushed it down the toilet.
Randy: What?!
Sharon: Randy Marsh, we are gonna be staying indoors whenever you like it or not!
Randy: But my weed. I need it.
Sharon: Fuck the weed! You aren't getting any and you aren't checking on them either!
Randy: Ha ha. Fuck you.
Sharon: Fuck you too.
Randy walked away.
Meanwhile.
Stan was in his room playing guitar.
Stan (Singing): Fuck my Dad. He ruined us. He caused too many people to...
Stan: No, that isn't good.
Shelly entered his room.
Shelly: Stan.
Stan: What do you want Shelly?
Shelly: I'm not here to abuse you, I just wanna talk.
Stan: About what?
Shelly sighed.
Shelly: I've been having this vision
Stan: Vison?
Shelly: Yes! Let me finish! I've been having this bizarre vision every 6 minutes.
Stan: And you counted.
Shelly: Of course I did. I keep saying a tidal wave of blood coming out of your bedroom door.
Stan: Why? Do you think blood will be split in my bedroom?
Shelly: I don't know, maybe.
Stan: Why did you come to me about your vision?
Shelly: Wait a minute why did I come to you about my vison?! I hate you!
Shelly punches Stan.
Shelly exits Stan's room.
Stan: Ow that hurts.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Jeez my sister can be a bitch sometimes.
Towelie (Voice): Hey keep it down!
Stan: Huh? Towelie?
Stan stood around for a moment.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): That was weird.
Towelie (Voice): I said keep it down.
Stan stood confused.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Why can I hear Towelie?
Towelie (Voice): Why can I hear-Oh my God! Randy Jr.
Stan: It's Stan.
Towelie (Voice): I think I know why you're hearing me. Ask why.
Stan: Why?
Silence.
Towelie (Voice): Are you gonna ask why?
Stan: I did.
Towelie (Voice): I can't hear you can you-Oh wait, talk in your thoughts.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Why is this happening?
Towelie (Voice): You've got The Shiny.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): The what?
Towelie (Voice): The Shiny. It's like a telepathic link that certain humans have.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Is there anyone else who has it?
Wendy (Voice): Hey, I'm busy!
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Wendy?
Wendy (Voice): Stan, you have The Shiny as well?
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Yeah.
Voice: And I'm some guy named Carl.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Uh ok.
Morgan Freeman (Voice): This is the voice of Morgan Freeman and I too have The Shiny.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Morgan Freeman?!
Idris Elba (Voice): I too have The Shiny.
Harvey Weinstein (Voice): Harvey has Shiny too.
Wendy (Voice): What's he doing here? I thought we kicked him out.
Tom Hanks (Voice): Do we have a new member?
Towelie (Voice): Yeah.
Stan: Tom Hanks?!
Stan suddenly saw Sharon staring at him from outside his bedroom.
Sharon: Uh ok.
Sharon walked away.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Ok, probably shouldn't have done that. How are you recovering Tom and Idris?
Idris Elba (Voice): I'm doing fine.
Tom Hanks (Voice): Samsies.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): It's my Dad's fault, sorry.
Tom Hanks (Voice): Well tell your Dad I'm gonna sue him once this pandemic ends.
Towelie (Voice): Tom, we gotta keep our powers a secret remember?
Tom Hanks (Voice): Oh yeah, sorry.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Why do we need to keep them a secret?
Towelie (Voice): Because than they'd wanna study us and we'll be treated like freaks. It happened to Randy Quaid. I don't know where he is, I don't know if he's dead or still alive.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Ok, I'll keep it a secret.
Stan: My little secret.
Stan started to stare at the cieling.
Stan: My little secret.
Stan continued to stare at the cieling.
Tuesday.
Randy was looking outside his window.
Randy pulled his phone out and contacted Towelie.
Randy: Hey Towelie.
Towelie: Randy, what's up?
Randy: Towelie, could you go to the greenhouse and checkup on the plants, they haven't been watered for a day now and I would really like it if you could check up on them.
Towelie: Sorry Randy, I can't
Randy: Why not?
Towelie: I got a family to take care of. I'm not leaving my child again for weed.
Randy: Towelie, it's just a ch-
Towelie: Sorry Randy, but this is the only time I'm going sober. Washcloth needs me. And don't go nuts and chase your family with an axe.
Randy sighed.
Randy: I won't. I-What was the last part?
Towelie hung up.
Randy than started to stare outside the window pulling a sinister face.
The camera zooms in on the face revealing the sinister glare Randy has put on.
Randy: Hey! Who's drone is that? Stop filming my descent to madness!
The drone flew away.
Randy: Some people.
Stan's bedroom.
Stan is in his room staring outside the window.
Shelly walks past and starts to stare at her brother.
Shelly: What is he doing?
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): So, what are you thinking about right now?
Harvey Weinstein (Voice): How there's no women to-
Stan (Voice): Not you obviously! My girlfriend Wendy.
Harvey Weinstein (Voice): Is she legal?
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Get the fuck out of my head Weinstein.
Aaron Paul (Voice): Hey! Bitch! I'm reading a bedtime story to myself! Keep it down!
Shelly: Turd.
Shelly starts to walk downstairs. Once she gets to the bottom she makes a left to the kitchen. Shelly walks into the kitchen, she notices her Dad writing on a piece of paper.
Randy: Hey Shelly.
Shelly: Fuck off Dad.
Shelly walks to the fridge, opens the door and pulls a Dr Pepper out.
Shelly closes the door and starts to make her way back upstairs.
When she go to the top, she was greeted by twin girls.
Girls: Hello Shelly. Come play with us. Come play with us-
Shelly: Out of my way creepy ghost girls.
Shelly pushes the girls out of her way.
Girl 1: What was that all about?
Girl 2: I don't know.
Stan exits his room.
Stan: Hey girls.
Girls: Hi Stan, wanna play with us?
Stan: Not today girls, I'm to busy with my Shiny.
Girl 2: Oh ok.
Later.
Randy is the kitchen, drawing on a piece of paper.
Randy: That might not be a-no.
Randy scrunched up the paper and threw it away.
Randy started to draw on the next piece of paper.
Sharon entered the kitchen.
Sharon: How are things?
Randy: They're fine Sharon.
Randy continues to draw on the piece of paper.
Sharon: You don't look fine.
Randy: Well I am, it's just I refuse to show it.
Sharon: I know being sober's gonna be hard, but at least you have your beer.
Randy (Mimicking Sharon): At least you have your beer.
Randy: Fuck beer Sharon, weed is my life. And now look what you made me do!
Sharon: What? It's just a drawing.
Randy sighed.
Randy: Sharon, let me explain something to you. Whenever you come in here and interrupt me, you're breaking my concentration. You're distracting me. And it will then take me time to get back where I was. You understand?
Sharon did an annoyed sighed.
Sharon: I think so.
Randy: Now, we're going to make a new rule. When you come in here and you hear me drawing.
Randy starts to draw on the piece of paper.
Sharon: How can I hear that? You're doing it so carefully I can barley here it.
Randy: Or whether you *don't* hear me drawing, or whatever the *fuck* you hear me doing; when I'm in here, it means that I am working, *that* means don't come in. Now, do you think you can handle that?
Sharon: I've been forced to handle your shit for a while, so yeah.
Randy: Good. Now why don't you start right now and get the fuck out of here? Hm?
Sharon: Fuck you too.
Sharon exits the kitchen.
Randy: Yup. Fuck me too.
Randy continued to draw on the piece of paper.
Randy: All sober no weed make Randy a dull boy. All sober no weed make Randy a dull boy.
Wendsday.
Sharon was on the phone.
Sharon: Yeah everything's going fine Shiela...Yes we have plenty of food...oh that sucks...no, we're on our last roll, sorry I can't lend you any...Randy, he's ok. Him being sober for the next few weeks was gonna be challenging for him but I think he's taking it well.
But really, Randy was moping around the house making grunting noises.
Randy: All sober no weed make Randy a dull boy.
Back with Sharon.
Sharon: Anyway Shiela, I hope you survive this...yeah you too...gotta go go...see ya...bye.
Sharon hangs up the phone.
Shelly enters the kitchen.
Shelly: Hey Mom, why is there a lot of toilet paper in the basement?
Meanwhile.
Stan was watching Star Trek 2: The Warth of Khan on Netflix.
But the voices he keeps hearing in his head were stopping him from enjoying the movie.
Stan (Speaking in his head): Can you guys keep it down? I'm trying to enjoy the movie.
William Shatner (Voice): What...movie...is it?
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): He's a member too?!
Wendy (Voice): Yeah.
Harvey Weinstein (Voice): Hey Bill.
Towelie (Voice): Fuck off Harvey!
Tom Hanks (Voice): How does he keep finding a way back in?
Idirs Elba (Voice): Hey what did I miss?
All the voices: Rabble, rabble, rabble, rabble.
Suddenly Stan screamed.
Stan: Stop! Stop! Stop!
Shelly walked past his room.
Shelly: Ha! I knew he'd like the scene from Dirty Grandpa where the Grandpa is masturbating, but on a 10 hour loop.
Girl 1: Why did you say it so specifically?
Back in Stan's room.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Guys! Just stop talking!
Idirs Elba (Voice): Why?
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Because I'm watching Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan right now. And all of you talking to me at once isn't helping me enjoy the movie.
William Shatner (Voice): Well than...put The Shiny...on silent.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): How?
Idirs Elba (Voice): Just say "Silence" in your thoughts obviously.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Silence.
And then...silence.
Stan: Hey it worked. How do I unmute them if I need to talk them? I probably should've stayed a little longer.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): At least I can now enjoy Star Trek 2.
Stan: Hey, what's this? An email from Shelly?
Stan opens the email once he sees what she sent her, he starts to scream.
Thursday.
Randy is moping around yet again.
Randy: Why? Why? Why?
Randy than sits on a chair by the kitchen table.
Randy than starts to cry.
Randy: Why God? Why are you doing this to me?
Randy continues to cry.
All of a sudden, Randy stops and does a sinister smile.
Randy: Hi Snoop, little slow today isn't it?
Randy does a sinister laugh.
In front of Randy stood Snoop Dogg dressed like a bartender.
Snoop Dogg: Yes. Yes it izzle. What will it be my nizzle?
Randy: I'll just have the Snoop Nelson.
Snoop Dogg: Not a bad choiceizzle
Randy: Do you have to say "izzle" all the time?
Snoop Dogg: How are my nizzles supposed to know who I am?
Randy: Fair point.
Snoop hands Randy his joint.
Randy: You got a light?
Snoop lights Randy's bud.
Randy: Thanks.
Snoop Dogg: You're wife don't seem to respect ya.
Randy: She never respects my life choices. She thinks that I was better off as a geologist back in South Park. Fuck South Park man.
Snoop Dogg: You dumbass. You can't say that. You are one stupizzle nizzle.
Randy smokes the joint.
Randy: But can anyone hear me?
Stan (Off-Screen): Can hear you loud and clear.
Randy: Dammit.
Snoop Dogg: What did I tell ya?
Randy: To fuck the police?
Snoop Dogg: No. That was Nizzle's With Attitude. Point izzle, yo family don't care about yo business.
Randy: I know that.
Snoop Dogg: You have to realizzle that they don't want you selling that dope and smoking it.
Randy: Why?
Snoop Dogg: Because that virus is all bullshizzle.
Randy: What about the news?
Snoop Dogg: The news is playing with yo head fool. There is no virus, the majority on this planet don't want yo punk ass selling that stuff no mo. They're doing their best to stop you.
Randy: Is there anything I can do?
Snoop Dogg: It's obvi fool, kill yo family.
Randy: No! No! No! Getting a bud lit my Snoop Dogg is fine, but Snoop Dogg suggesting to me, to kill my family is going too far.
Snoop Dogg: You do realizzle I'm not here? And that bud you be smoking for the last few min, is actually a stick of celery?
Randy wakes up from his hallucination and spits out the celery.
Randy sat on the chair confused.
Shelly: Were you just smoking a stick of celery?
Randy: I think I was.
Meanwhile.
Stan was on a FaceTime call with Wendy.
Stan: So, how long have you had The Shiny?
Wendy: Since last week actually. I discovered it while I was on Netflix streaming I Am Not Okay With This. I heard Idirs Elba in my head and than we started talking. Than I found out I wasn't alone. I started using my gift to communicate with people and seeing if they're ok.
Stan: Question, since people who have The Shiny can put their Shiny on a silent mode, how do you reverse the effect?
Wendy: Just say in your thoughts "Reverse". Why? Do you wanna talk to somebody?
Stan: Not really, it's just in case my Dad goes nuts and I might need Towelie's help.
Wendy: And has you Dad been showing signs of mentally breaking?
Randy walks past Stan's room smoking a bud.
Stan: He's smoking a piece of toilet paper that looks like a bud.
Randy: I'm smoking toilet paper?!!! Dammit Woody Harrelson!!!!
Wendy: Right. Are you gonna contact Towelie about it?
Stan: If my Dad goes super insane, than yes.
Wendy: But where will you go if that happens?
Stan: I don't know.
Stan and Wendy stare at each other with fear in their eyes for a few moments.
Friday.
Shelly is walking to the bathroom to have a shower.
Shelly enters the bathroom and after a few moments, there was screaming.
A few hours later.
Randy woke up laying on the floor.
Randy: Why am I in the basement?
Randy sits on the floor thinking.
Randy: Oh yeah. Hiding from Evil Bong.
Randy exits the basement and sees his family in the living room.
Sharon and Stan were looking concerned whilst Shelly was sitting on the couch looking disturbed.
Randy: What happened?
Sharon: Shelly ran out of the bathroom disturbed.
Randy: Why? Was she disturbed by Evil Bong as well?
Sharon: What?
Stan: Question, why would she be watching a movie whilst having a shower?
Randy: I do it sometimes. Is Shelly ok?
Sharon: She's disturbed and sometimes has muscle spasms.
Shelley's arm flinches and the fist inadvertently hit Stan.
Stan flew across the room.
Sharon: She has a bruise on her hand, I've been asking her did anyone hurt her and she hasn't responded.
Randy: Who did this to you Shelly?
Shelly starts to stare at Randy with fear.
Randy: Shelly, it's ok, your Daddy's here.
Shelly than points at Randy and starts screaming.
Randy backs off, scared and shocked.
Sharon holds onto Shelly.
Sharon: Shelly, it's ok. Did Dad do this?
Shelly continues to point at Randy.
Randy: I swear I didn't do it.
Sharon starts to get angry at Randy.
Sharon: She's pointing at you in fear Randy. So it's obviously you! You hurt her because she has something against marijuana!
Randy: I only had her locked up because of it.
Sharon: You did what?!
Randy: On Halloween when she was bumming me out because she said how much she hated marijuana.
Sharon: You had our daughter locked up because of an opinion?! I cannot believe you Randy!! As soon as this pandemic is over, I want a divorce.
Randy: Maybe we won't get a divorce because all the lawyers might be dead.
Sharon did an annoyed sigh.
Sharon: Just stay away from the children!!!!!
Sharon lead Stan and Shelly upstairs.
On the way upstairs Shelly had another muscle spasm which caused her to hit Stan again; causing Stan to fall down the stairs.
Randy: I didn't do it. Did I? No, you locked yourself in the basement, there was no secret passage from the basement to the bathroom.
Later.
Randy goes upstairs and stops at the bathroom door.
Randy enters the bathroom.
Randy: Alright you monster! Show yourself!
Silence.
Randy: Come on! Don't be a pussy! Nobody likes a pussy!
A rather seductive voice: Right here Randy.
Randy: Huh?
Randy turns to face the bathtub.
A hand moves the shower curtain and it is revealed that there's a naked lady sitting in the bathtub.
Lady: Hello Randy.
Randy: Uh hi. Did you hurt my daughter?
Lady: Oh. Forgive me, I didn't mean to hit your daughter. It was on accident. She startled me and I thought she was somebody else.
Randy: Uh...it's ok. I forgive boob-I mean you.
Lady: Mmmm. Pull me out of the tub and hold me.
Randy: Ok.
Randy smiled.
Randy: Maybe today won't be so bad.
Randy walks to the bathtub and pulls the woman out of the tub.
Randy than starts hugging the woman.
Lady: Mmmm. That feels so good.
Randy: Yeah. Hey has anyone told you how your cute ass feels like wrinkles?
Lady: Mmm. All the time.
Randy looks at the mirror over her shoulder and realised that her back is covered in wrinkles.
Randy: You must've been in that bath for a very long-
Suddenly the young woman's face turned old and she started doing a sinister laugh.
Randy: Eww! Old, disgusting.
Randy ran out of the bathroom in fear and disgust.
Randy pushed his back against the wall breathing heavily.
Sharon: What were you doing in there?
Randy: I was trying to prove I didn't hurt Shelly.
Sharon: How? Your phone is charging.
Randy: That was probably something I should've thought of.
Sharon: You know I can't forgive you for locking up and than hurting Shelly.
Randy: The locking up part I can admit, but me hurting her? I didn't do it, it was some good looking naked lady who than turned into an old naked lady.
Sharon: Randy stop making stuff up. You can't defend yourself.
Randy: I'm serious Sharon I-
Sharon: Don't care. We're getting a divorce in the next 6 months whenever you like it or not.
Sharon goes back inside her room.
Randy does an angry sigh and walks back downstairs.
Once Randy gets to the bottom he realises there's a massive party going on.
Everyone was chatting, drinking, dancing and getting high.
Randy walks up to the bar.
Snoop Dogg: Well, well, well. Look who walked there white ass back here.
Randy: Hi Snoop.
Snoop Dogg: What will it be?
Randy: Bannana split.
Snoop Dogg: Excellent choice.
Snoop rolls a bud and sprays some whipped cream on top of the bud. Than as a finishing touch, places a cherry on top.
Snoop Dogg: Here you go. I put a cherry on the topizzle.
Randy takes the bud from Snoop's hand and lights it.
Randy: You have a massive party going on.
Snoop Dogg: Yeah, we have everybody. Matthew McConaughey, Cameron Diaz, Sarah Silverman, Justin Timberlake, Seth Rogen, every celebrity stoner who ever existed. Hell, we even revived Robert Mitchum just for thisizzle party. Hi Rob.
Robert Mitchum was chatting with Whoopi Goldberg and Bill Maher.
Robert Mitchum: Hi Snoop.
Robert than coughed up some blood.
Snoop Dogg: Hell yeah dawg.
Randy: Can I tell you why I'm down?
Snoop Dogg: I can't be handling you right now. I'm a little busizzle with the customers.
Randy: Aww!
Snoop Dogg: But Willie Nelson's avalible in the bathroom if you wanna talk to him.
Randy: Thanks Snoop.
Randy throws the bud away and makes his way to the bathroom.
Inside the bathroom.
Willie Nelson was tuning in his guitar.
Willie Nelson (Singing): On the road again. I just can't wait to get on the road again.
Randy enters the bathroom.
Willie Nelson (Singing): The life I love is makin' music with my friends. And I can't wait to get on the road again.
Randy clapped.
Randy: You still got it Willie.
Willie Nelson: That wasn't the end of the song. So if you can just leave me alone that'll be fine.
Randy: But Snoop Dogg said you wanted to see me.
Willie Nelson: Did I? Oh, you're Randy Marsh. Come closer my son.
Randy: Ok.
Randy moves closer.
Willie Nelson: I heard what happened between you and your family.
Randy: Yeah. Sharon got mad because she thought I hurt Shelly. I didn't hurt her.
Willie Nelson: Well you bring Tegridy so of course you wouldn't hurt her.
Randy: Yeah.
Willie Nelson: So your family hates what you do?
Randy: Yeah.
Willie Nelson: That's a shame. Nobody should hate a man for trying to bring joy and Tegridy to South Park. They're trying to stop you from having your weed and planting them.
Randy: Yeah. Even Towelie.
Willie Nelson: Well Towelie's gone sober. Because he wants to look after his son.
Randy: Sons always get in the way. They're the only reason why most guys go sober.
Willie Nelson: And what of your boy? You seem to smoke the weed and you've never gone sober because of him.
Randy: Well I guess I'm breaking the cycle.
Willie Nelson: But what if the day you stopped because of him?
Randy: Stan can have quite a big mouth. Can mostly get him into trouble sometimes. He's a little sensitive, he gets it from his mother.
Willie Nelson does a sinister smile.
Willie Nelson: Yes. A sensitive boy or a naughty boy, if I do say so myself.
Randy: So should I do Willie?
Willie Nelson: Since your family is doing their best to stop your business, you should kill them.
Randy does a sinister smile.
Randy: The more I stay away from that weed the more I lost focus on everything. Maybe it should be done.
Willie does another sinister smile.
Willie Nelson: Yes. It must be done.
Later.
Randy exits the bathroom and walks into the ballroom.
Randy stopped and looked on in confusion.
The guests of the party have all suddenly turned to skeletons.
Randy: Hey Snoop, what happened?
Snoop Dogg: I don't have a cluizzle. I was getting high on my stuff.
Saturday.
Sharon was walking around the house.
Sharon: Randy?! Randy?! Randy?! Where are you?
Sharon walked into the kitchen and found a pile of paper lying on one another.
Sharon: Randy?
Sharon starts to read the paper.
It said "All sober no weed make Randy a dull boy".
Sharon moves the first piece of paper off the pile and discovers the 2nd piece of paper had the same sentence from the last page. "All sober no weed make Randy a dull boy".
Sharon removed more pieces of paper; obviously panicked by it, she keeps moving each piece to the side and every time she moved the pieces of paper the same sentence would show up.
But at one point one of the sentences said "All sober no beer-fuck! I meant weed! Hold on! Turn to next page".
Sharon keeps removing more pieces of paper until she finally gets to the end.
Sharon: Oh my God!
Randy: Hello Sharon.
Sharon turns around and sees Randy.
Randy: What do ya think?
Sharon: Randy, what is going on?
Randy: What is going on? What is going on? What is going on? I'll tell you what you already know. I figured out that this whole virus is bullshit, it's all made up as a way to stop me from selling my weed. You just want my company to die. You, Stan, Shelly and Towelie, all want me in the dumps.
Sharon started crying nervous tears.
Sharon: What are you talking about Randy?!
Randy (Mimicking Sharon): What are you talking about Randy?!
Randy: You exactly know what I'm talking about and you're trying to make me look stupid! Newsflash Sharon, I am not stupid. It is you who is stupid because you didn't think of a way to stop me if I descended to madness.
Sharon started to walk backwards out of the kitchen with Randy following her.
Randy: Now you left me no choice Sharon.
Sharon picked up a baseball bat.
Sharon: Stay away from me Randy.
Sharon starts to walk backwards up the stairs with Randy still following her.
Randy: Sharon g-
Sharon swings the bat.
Randy: Sharon, give me the bat.
Sharon: Stay away from me.
Sharon continued to swing the bat as Randy slowly continued to make his way to her.
Randy: Sharon-
Sharon swings the bat, but Randy dodges it.
Randy: Sharon, light of my life, you didn't let me finish. I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in, I'm gonna bash them right in the fuck in.
Sharon: Stay away from me!
Randy: Give me the bat. Give me the bat. Give me the-
Suddenly Sharon hits Randy on the head with the bat and he falls down the stairs.
Sharon stares at the unconscious body of her husband.
Sharon: What the fuck?!
Later.
Sharon is seen carrying Randy.
Sharon than throws Randy into the freezer.
Sharon locks the freezer door.
Sharon was about to walk away until...
Randy: What are you doing Sharon? Why did you lock me in here?
Inside the freezer, Randy was pressing his head against the door.
Sharon: It's for your own good Randy.
Randy: My own good?
Sharon: You tried to kill me!
Randy: Correction, I tried to bash your brains in.
Sharon: That still counts as murder and hurting someone.
Randy: It could've been a risk I was willing to take. You could've ended up dead or mentally retarded.
Sharon: Well you're gonna be stuck down here until this is all over.
Randy: Wait! Sharon! There's one more! Stan!
Sharon: What about him?
Randy: He's the key. He's the key from stopping me from going sober! Sons are always the ones who stop their Dads from being not sober. I don't wanna be sober Sharon. I'm not gonna die sober! You hear me?! I'm not gonna die sober!!
Sharon starts to walk away in fear.
Meanwhile.
Stan was in his room playing on his phone.
Sharon enters the room.
Sharon: Hey sweetie. How are you doing?
Stan: Fine, just watching The Mandalorian.
Sharon: Alright sweetie. How's your sister?
Stan: She still hasn't come out of her room Mom. Actually she did one time, she wrote something on my bedroom door. It was in permanent red ink.
Sharon looks at the written message on the door and it said "Dellik".
Sharon: Dellik?
Stan: Maybe it's her way of spelling Dalek.
Sharon: I guess so.
Sharon stood by the doorway.
Stan: Is something wrong Mom? Is Dad ok?
Sharon approaches Stan.
Sharon: Daddy is not feeling himself right now sweetie. He isn't feeling so good in his head.
Stan: Why?
Sharon: He just isn't.
Stan: Are you scared Mom?
Sharon: I actually quite am Stanley.
Stan than hugged his Mom.
Stan: Mom, everything is gonna be ok.
Sharon returns the hug.
Sharon looks over Stan's shoulder and looked at the mirror behind him that was reflecting Stan's bedroom door. In that moment Sharon realised that Dellik is killed spelt backwards.
Sharon stares at the mirror in fear.
Later.
Stan is laying on his bed thinking to himself.
Stan: What can I do? What if my Dad somehow escapes the freezer? Wait a minute.
Stan closes his eyes and starts to focus.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Reverse. Towelie, I need you.
Towelie (Voice): Has your Dad gone mad?
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Yes. Please come over I hope you have a plan to reverse this.
Towelie (Voice): I hope I do as well.
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Wait! You don't have a plan?!
Towelie (Voice): Uh...silence!
Stan (Speaking in his thoughts): Towelie?! Towelie?! Fuck!
Sunday.
Randy is still in the freezer.
Randy is laying on the floor moaning.
Randy: No weed. No weed.
Suddenly there was a knock on the freezer.
Randy ran to the freezer door.
Randy: Sharon?!
Snoop Dogg: No, it's me Snoop.
Randy: Snoop!
Snoop Dogg: Yeah I came to yell ya Willie Nelson iszzle getting a little bit impatient.
Randy: How am I supposed to kill my family when Sharon knocked me out and locked me in here?
Snoop Dogg: That is a good point.
Randy: Can you throw me a bud and let me out? I promise Willie my task will be complete. I promise my family will be dead.
Snoop Dogg: Alright my nizzle. I'll let you out. I just gotta find a key.
Randy: Can't you use your ghost powers?
Snoop Dogg: What?
Randy: Don't you ghosts have powers?
Snoop Dogg: Man I'm not sure if I should let yo ass out, you just stereotyped ghost. That ain't coolizzle.
Randy: Do ghosts have feelings?
Snoop Dogg: Hey, I may be a ghost but I do have feelings.
Randy sighed.
Randy: Fine! I'm sorry I insulted you.
Snoop Dogg: That's more like it.
The door makes a clicking sound and Randy opens the door.
Randy exits the freezer.
Randy: Fershizzle my nizzle.
Randy walks around the basement a bit and finds his weapons of choice.
Randy: Crocaine mallet or an axe? Hmm. I feel like I should go for the a-Nah this is better.
Randy goes for the hatchet.
In Shelley's room.
Shelly was sleeping until she woke up.
Shelly ran to her Mom's room.
Shelly: Mom!
Sharon: What is it Shelly?
Shelly: Dad's escaped.
Sharon: How do you know?
Shelly: I just do Mom!
Sharon: Shelly, you just probably had a bad dream!
Shelly: He's escaped and he's gonna kill Stan!
Sharon: And how do you know that Shelly?
Shelly: I've been having visions! Hello!!!
Randy (Off-Screen): Sharon where's my son?
Downstairs.
Randy: I only wanna show him my hatchet.
Back upstairs.
Sharon: Ok he's definitely gonna kill Stan. Run to your room.
Shelly runs to her room.
Sharon runs out of her room and enters Stan's.
Stan: Mom what's-
Sharon picks up her son and carries him to the bathroom.
Sharon enters the bathroom and locks the door.
Stan: Mom what's going on?
Outside.
Randy was on top of the stairs.
Randy: Sharon, Stan. I only wanna have a nice talk. Where could you be?
Randy walks up to the bathroom door and knocks on the door.
Randy: Knock knock. Who's there? Randy. Randy who? Randy is about to count to three unless you open this door.
Inside the bathroom.
Sharon picks up a knife that was by the kitchen sink.
Stan: Mom what do I-
Sharon: Climb out of the window sweetie and run for the fields.
Outside.
Randy: You know the door isn't thin? I can hear you quite clearly. Perfectly actually.
Inside.
Sharon: Shit.
Outside.
Randy: But there's no way you can send my son to the fields since I heard what you said.
Inside.
Sharon gave her son an approving nod.
Stan climed on the toilet.
Randy (Off-Screen): I'm gonna start counting. One.
Stan climbs out of the window.
Outside.
Randy: Two.
Inside.
Sharon was standing by the door waiting for the worst.
Outside.
Randy: Two and a half.
Inside.
Sharon armed herself with the knife.
Outside.
Randy does a sinister smile.
Randy: Than I'll have to play knock knock with my little friend!
Randy starts to chop the door down with the hatchet whilst Sharon was screaming in fear.
After a few more chops, the door had a hole that could fit a human head.
Randy poked his head through the door.
Randy: Heeeeerrrrreeeeee's Randy!!
Sharon screamed.
Randy than reaches for the door handle, but Sharon quickly used the knife to cut Randy's hand.
There was a small cut on Randy's hand as Randy pulled his hand back outside to inspect the cut.
Suddenly the sound of the front door opening was heard.
Towelie (Off-Screen): Hello?
Randy does a sinister grin.
Randy: Be right back.
Downstairs.
Towelie: Randy did you go insane? I hope you didn't you crazy Joker. Now come on Randy aren't you-
Suddenly, Randy jumped out of nowhere and hit Towelie with the hatchet.
Towelie screams in pain whilst Stan just watched on screaming in fear.
Towelie collapses to the floor.
Randy pulls the hatchet out of Towelie and starts to set his eyes on Stan.
Randy: I'm coming Stan.
Towelie: Hey, you can't kill me! I'm a towel.
Randy: But can a towel burn?
Randy walks out of the room and grabs himself a tank of gasoline.
Towelie: Oh I see where this is going.
Randy starts to pour the gasoline on Towelie.
Towelie: Stop! Please!
Randy lights a match and throws it on Towelie.
Towelie starts to scream in pain whilst Randy picked him up and tossed him out of the window.
Randy then starts to do a sinister stare at his son.
Randy: Stan, why didn't you run? You're acting like a dumb horror movie protagonist.
Stan then starts to run whilst Randy made chase for him.
Randy: Stan!
Upstairs.
Sharon exited the bathroom.
Sharon started to slowly walk across the hall.
But Sharon stops when she sees a man in a Yogi Bear costume to a man that looked like Dan Aykroyd.
Dan Aykroyd: Hey, close the door!
Sharon quickly closed the door in fear and confusion.
Outside.
Stan was running in the weed field while Randy was chasing him.
Randy: Stan! Stan! Stan! I wanna talk! Daddy just wants a father and son talk!!!!
Stan continued to run, but he stopped once he realised he smelt burning.
Stan: Fire? How did this hap-Oh yeah Towelie.
Stan managed to run out out of the weed field while Randy was trying to navigate himself through the field.
Randy: You better be not stomping on my crops!
Stan ran back into the house.
Sharon ran downstairs.
Sharon: Stanley?! Oh baby!
Sharon ran to her son and hugged him.
Sharon: Where's your father?
Stan stared at the smoke cloud coming from the field.
Stan: About to have an ironic death.
Back in the field.
Randy: Stan! Stan! Stan! I'm getting...a little high due to this smoke cloud. Stan, don't you wanna take things easy and relax? That's eazy with a "z" by the way.
Randy started to sit on the ground.
Randy: Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan. Stan.