Hello to my readers!
This is my venture into comedic fanfic. It was inspired by me listening to my music on my phone. "Bathing Beauty" had just ended, then "Best Day Ever" from SpongeBob SquarePants the Musical came on.
I will also say it was in part inspired by a fanfic by Starry-EyedandStormy called "LND, POTO, and Finding Nemo the Musical?". I recommend it to those who like POTO, WOZ, and Nickelodeon. : )
On with the story/show!
Disclaimer: I don't own SBSP, or POTO, or LND, or WOZ, but if I did, the world would be a much more awesome place…
"… I still don't see why we have to do this…"
Because, Erik, I said so that's why.
Hello! wildkratts16AJ here, and I'd like to welcome you to my living room. (It will be converted into a stage very soon.) Thanks to the magic of Fanfiction, I am here with Erik (aka. the Phantom, aka. Mr. Y), Christine, Raoul (aka. the Fop), Gustave, Dorothy, Toto, Miss Fleck, Tin Man, the Mighty Squelch, Cowardly Lion, Doctor Gangle, Scarecrow, Glinda, Wiser, Marshall Mallow, China Princess, and Ozma. They're all staying with me for a while, and we've been born out of our minds trying to figure out what to do with ourselves. I suggested that we put on a musical! They all agreed. I suggested tons of various musicals, and no one could agree on anything. I then decided to make a final ruling.
"WE WILL BE PERFORMING SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS: THE MUSICAL!"
collective groan from all but Gustave, Dorothy, and Miss Fleck*
Fleck:" What are you all complaining about? I really liked the TV show and movies, and the musical version of it would be even better!"
Gangle:"The whole 'handicapped with a gimpy body' really resonated with you, didn't it, my feathered friend?"
Fleck:"Well, it's very similar to dealing life with a twisted leg!"
Guys, please don't argue over this now. People are read, and I don't think they want to hear this…
Fleck: *ignoring and shouting at Gangle* "WELL YOU TRY GOING THROUGH LIFE WITH A LEG THAT DOESN'T WORK WITHOUT A BRACE!"
Ugh, we'll leave them for now…
Gustave: The TV show and movies were beeeeauuuuuuutiiiiiiiiful!
Please Gustave don't, just don't.
Anyway, I'm going to assign everyone a role now! The cast will be as follows!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Gustave (obviously)
Patrick Star: Scarecrow
Sandy Cheeks: Dorothy
Squidward Q. Tentacles: Raoul
Sheldon J. Plankton: Erik
Karen Plankton: Christine
Eugene Krabs: Cowardly Lion
Pearl Krabs: Miss Fleck
Mrs. Puff: Glinda
Gary the Snail: Toto
Patchy the Pirate: Me!
The Mayor: Wiser
Perch Perkins: Tin Man
Old Man Jenkins: Gangle
Larry the Lobster: Squelch
The Electric Skates: Marshall Mallow, China Princess, and Ozma
French Narrator: Also me!
NOTE: IF YOU ARE NOT IN A PARTICULAR SCENE, YOU WILL BE IN THE CHORUS FOR THAT NUMBER
Any questions?
all shake their heads "no"*
Okay ten! We will go start rehearsing now, and we'll be back with the actual show, as soon as it's ready!
turns around to see Raoul staring confuedly at a costume that Erik just made, Fleck and Gangle still argueing, Erik continuing to make costumes. Gustave running around singing "Beautiful", Dorothy giggling, Scarcrow and the rest of the Oz gang rehearsing, and Christine and Squelch standing there awkwardly*
…This May take a while…
WooHoo! What do you think! This will be a long fanfic.
REVIEW! Please? *does puppy-dog face*