Chapter 1: Captured at the Junior Prom
Ron Stoppable had long ago discovered that he had strong emotions for red-haired heroine and best friend Kim Possible, like any straight man in his right and position as his partner would. Add that to the years of friendship the two shared and the many times they were saved was no wonder. His plan for the night was to get close to her, risk everything, and pray that she would choose him.
But that was the problem, she would not choose it, she had never chosen it. On many of the occasions when Kim had to side with Ron or a hottie, most of the time he followed the hottie. Ron didn't really blame Kim for letting him go, teen hormones are the only reason he didn't really have to deal with it as much as many other kids was because he had to control himself far, far, more often than he they never would.
Ron knew very well that he was not good in any sense of the word, and although he still had several hundred million in various banks, he really didn't have much on hand due to how much he had invested in Team Possible. He was smart, but he lacked the drive to really make it known and he was so far down the food chain that he might not be in it in the first place. With a sigh and a groan from his stomach, Ron decided to do what he always did in times of loneliness and depression, drown his feelings in food.
Upon entering Bueno Nacho Ron knew that most, if not all of the magic he ever had for him, had been extinguished. This was his and Kim's hangout for years, a haven for the two of them when life became too much, but now, without it, it was just another building that smelled of grease.
"At least the place is quiet right now", Ron thought as he walked to the counter. As he did, Ron became aware of Ned's behavior, he was always a little hurt, but at this moment he seemed absolutely nervous, as if he expected something to jump and attack him at any moment.
Ron stopped in Buen Nacho's driveway and slowly got off his scooter, his mood has not improved since he left home.
"Welcome to Bueno Nacho, can I take your order? ... Ron, something strange is happening"
"Ah you're right ... give me two large Chimeritto, three orders of Nachos and a large soda. Takeaway" without realizing all the signs that Ned was giving him. Rufus came out of his pocket and started making noise like he was impatient. "Better like here, Rufus is starving" he nodded and made the request.
"Ron listen to me, something strange is happening!" she said quietly.
"Ned! Useless worm, did you ask our favorite customer if he wants DIABLO SAUCE with his order?" new manager Lars almost yelled at Ned.
"N-no, I didn't do it sir ... Diablo sauce?" offering a package of Diablo sauce.
"Eh? Yes, sure, whatever," Ron said absently, not realizing that Ned was writing something in Diablo's sauce on his tray. Rufus, however, did what he saw with curiosity.
"Yeah thanks," Lars said and proceeded to slap Ned in the back of the head
"Goodbye sir, have a very good day," Ned finished.
While paying for his food, he sat down and began to eat, Rufus was curious about what was written and began to remove the food from the path. He gasped at the word written in Diablo sauce.
'EVIL'
Rufus screeched in fear as he began to jump from side to side and try to get his attention, who only proceeded to open his thatch cover before squinting at the straw.
"No, isn't it? NOOOOOOOOOO!" Ron yelled charging into the semi-empty restaurant that brought joy and hope to Ned and Rufus. Then he got up and walked to the counter directly to Lars's face. "This is the last straw!" Ron yelled at the manager
"What?"
"This is the last straw!" He repeated waving the straw in his hand.
"No, we have others here," Lars said as he showed a handful of straws, but Ron didn't listen, so he looked him straight in the eye and said ...
"You removed the flexible straws!" Ron yelled as he demonstrated his point of the inflexible straw. The restaurant went silent as the other three occupants stared at Ron in amazement as Rufus and Ned patted each other on the face thinking that Ron had finally got the message ... Apparently not. Lars just looked at his stupid proclamation. "You sir, you're crazy," Lars told him.
"Oh, because I care!"
"About the straws" he said as he put it back on Ron's face, which only seemed to piss him off more.
"I'm going to accuse you!" Ron said acting like a five year old boy.
"Oh yes to whom?" Lars said he was not intimidated in the least by the teen.
"With your boss," he said as he left the restaurant and approached the nearest public phone. Then he started to dial Wades's number and waited, there was a brief wait before listening.
"Hi there?"
"Wade, I'm Ron, I'm on Bueno Nacho and I have comments and suggestions," confusing the boy on the other side before understanding the situation.
"Right ... Do you want me to put you on his 800 number?" Wade said hoping to calm Ron down.
"No way, Wade, I want to go higher, I want to speak to the CEO, let me know," he told the genius boy on the other side.
"I don't know Ron, talking to a CEO is not easy, the guy's private line is maybe super secret ... done," he said as he typed on his keyboard. When the line rose, it surprised Ron to the bone.
"Hello? Bueno Nacho, The President speaking!" Ron couldn't believe who was on the line.
"Drakken?" holding the phone away from him in shock. He returned to the restaurant to see Ned and Rufus holding the attempt that said 'EVIL' on it.
"If it's about my long distance…." the phone was pulled out of Ron's hands and hung up again.
"Dr. Drakken is a very busy man, Mr. Stoppable, and he doesn't like to be disturbed," Lars said intimidating.
Ned and Rufus burst through the restaurant doors screaming. Hundreds of Little Diablo's marched behind them and began to circle around Ron. Ned continued to run for his life as Rufus took the opportunity to slip back into Ron's pocket.
"Diablo's, attack!" Order when hundreds of little Diablo toys came out the doors and headed straight for Ron and Rufus. There were too many and Ron knew that he couldn't fight everyone at once. I needed to get to Kim and tell him about Drakken, Buenos Nacho and the little Diablo's at the same time. He shot off towards his scooter.
All of the toys that were near Ron jumped on him and grabbed him by the clothes and hair! Ron yelled in surprise and was able to jump out of his scooter's saddle, sending some of the toys flying. They were replaced by two more times as they continued to pile on top of him. He went to jump off the pile of toys and his foot stepped on one of them, causing Ron's foot to tangle with the toys. Within seconds, Ron was completely outmatched by the little toys. As they continued to cover him, he struggled, but couldn't shake the little toys. It was as if they had all come together now, and were beginning to squeeze. It felt like he was in a cocoon made of toys, and now he was squeezing and starting to cut through the air. The last thing Ron saw before his face was completely covered in toys was Rufus coming out of his pocket.
"Rufus, get out of here, get help!" Ron screamed, he saw with his pet he ran to get help. Just as Ron called out his name, a Diablo toy covered his mouth. "Ki ...! Mmmph!"
XX
The lights were shining and the music was loud as the Middleton students danced the night away. They were all in a good mood while dancing with their partners. But none happier than a Kimberly Ann Possible as she danced to the perfect beat with her new boyfriend, Eric. In his mind, he was perfect, handsome, smart, and athletic.
Suddenly the Kimmunicator beeped. Kim's eyes were disappointed.
She left Erik in the middle of the dance, went to her bag, retrieved the Kimmunicator, pressed the button and ... Monique looked at him.
"What?" Kim asked
"Maybe you should let that go to voicemail?"
"But, if it matters," Kim's sense of duty faltered.
"More important than ... Hey Erik!" Monique said when Eric approached them.
Erik shrugged, acting with the utmost nonchalance. "I think Wade would understand that." He took the Kimmunicator from his hand, pressed the "end transmission" button, and threw it on the table. Kim nodded with starry eyes.
"Yeah ..." he said absentmindedly. He put his arm around her shoulders and carried her away.
The Kimmunicator kept ringing, after a while Monique decided to reply.
"Kim! Monique?" Wade asked "Where's Kim?"
"She's dancing with Eric, what's wrong?" Monique replied to the young genius.
"I need you to pass me Kim, Ron is missing." Monique could see the despair on Wade's face so she got up from her seat and went to Kim.
"What's up Monique?" Kim asked her friend
"It's Wade, he says it's urgent." African American beauty replied.
"As I recall, you told me that ..." Kim was interrupted by Monique.
"I know what I said, but it's about Ron." Kim could see in Monique's face that it was something much more serious than Ron's tantrum over the cancellation of Naco-Night.
Kim turned to see Eric "Eric, I'm sorry but ..."
"Don't worry, go" Eric finished for her.
Kim went with Monique while Eric headed for the door.
"This is Eric with a status report, Kim Possible is apparently suspicious of what is going on, what are my orders?" Eric said on a phone that he was able to make contact despite the lock in place.
"Okay, well, I'm going to send Shego to fake a kidnapping, Drakken out" Drakken ended the conversation trying to get back into fashion. Eric just rolled his eyes as he walked towards the doors before his phone rang again.
"Yes Dr. Drakken" Eric replied.
XX
Kim took the Kimmunicator to speak to Wade "OK Wade, what the hell ..."
"Kim! Ron is missing! The last place he was was at Bueno Nacho, you'd better go check right away!"
Kim had an unreadable look on her face for a few seconds, and when she looked up, who did she see? Eric, who was heading to the bathroom Kim replied, "You have got to be kidding! You couldn't tell me another time, Wade! Of all the moments I was free before I left for graduation did you choose ..."
"Kim ...!" Wade interrupted her. "Ron needs you! There is no time to explain ..."
Lowering her head, Kim took a deep breath and spoke quietly. "OK Wade ... I'll go now." Then she looked at Monique "Can you tell Eric I had to go out?"
"Neglect." With that answer, Kim left the dance to go find her friend.
XX
After about 30 minutes, he finally reached Bueno Nacho, and as soon as he entered the parking lot, he saw that Ron's scooter was lying on the ground.
"Eh ...?" Kim felt something tug on her dress, looking down, she saw it was Rufus. "Rufus, what happened?" Rufus pointed at something on the floor, it was a Diablo toy, after the Kimmunicator rang it up. "Go, Wade."
"It's Drakken, Kim! He's built these little Diablo's! I just scanned one of those little Diablo I got in my little kiddie meal. And got some weird readings, I've never seen anything like that. It's almost as if circuits they were ... alive, "Wade explained to KIm showing him the complex algorithms and equations that made no sense to Kim.
"I need to get home and talk to Dad about these ... things, I found Rufus and Ron's scooter, but there is no trace of him." Kim took Ron's scooter and started it, then she headed home.
XX
Coming home without further trouble, Kim found her dad in the living room watching a baseball game. Kim explained to her father what happened in Bueno Nacho and Ron's kidnapping, then called Wade, who had now scanned a Lil 'Diablo he had from a Lil' Niño meal. He handed the unit over to his father, who immediately recognized the scans.
"I do not think so!" James said.
"What?" Kim said.
"The Cibertrotic was born, it's the Hephaestus Project! It used my invention to build these things!"
"So ... Drakken is behind all this?" Kim asked.
"Yes, I think I remember now, Drakken wanted to steal my project, but since I erased the data from my tablet he decided to put me in a machine to read my brain, since I said that I had everything in mind." James Possible said with a guilty tone at the end.
And back in the possible house, Mrs. Dr. Posible asked "Jim, what did you discover?"
"That Drakken guy stole my technology to make those Little Diablos!"
The Tweebs smiled as if they'd just scored, stealing a couple of cookies, or hacking into Kim's journal. "We are playing with stolen technology!" "Brilliant!"
Ann Posible reflected on this. "Every child on the planet must have one."
"Dad, you said Project Hephaestus, was it some kind of living metal?" Kim asked
"This is how we sold it to the board of directors. The cybertronic circuit can be modified, repair itself. It can actually grow, "replied the James Possible. Every face of the family members was horrified." Don't worry, "he assured them." You can't do anything without the command signal. "
And suddenly there was a heartbeat in the air. Alarmed, Kim and her father watched the Tweebs Diablos vibrate as they sat at a table. They each grabbed a boy by the shoulders and pulled him away. "Move!" The toys shot up to the Tweebs. Then at the height of Mr. and Mrs. Possible, and the table collapsed under his weight. Then fifteen feet high and the roof collapsed. Possibles stared at the enlarged toys Ominously, crawled onto their feet and turned to look at the little humans, their eyes gleaming evil and their claws ringing. Kim shoved her father by the shoulders.
"Get Mom and the kids out!" she screamed. "I'm going to distract the Diablos!" Two jets of green sparks like an electric shock emanated from the claws of a Diablo towards the retreating family. Frantically Kim pushed them out the door. "Go to the garage!" Just in time, he grabbed the door frame and swung his legs in the air. Almost on time. Kim smelled burnt cloth as he landed. She looked at her party dress.
"Oh great. A charred and blackened hem." Kim groaned in her mind "Do you know how much babysitting I had to do to pay for this dress?" Kim criticized the machine and the machine raised its claws to emit another shock.
XX
From the garage, the Possible family could only watch as Kim ducked and pushed her way through the attacks of the giant robots. They watched as she ran down the arm of one while the other robot accidentally hit his partner. Causing the machine to drop to the ground temporarily. But Kim could only last that long before she got tired.
"Kim is resisting, but it can't last much longer," James said with a critical look at the situation.
"Okay, we're talking about giant robots here, people," said Ann, looking out the small rectangular window.
"Giant cybertronic robots" James corrected.
"Giant cybertronic robots armed with the latest weapons on the planet," Jim added to the fact with concern.
"It looks like Kim won't get out of this" Tim replied fearfully as the twins thought of their sister.
That was all the James Timothy Possible needed to hear to get him out of his paralysis. "Boys, how many times have I told you? Everything is possible for a Possible!"
Ann watched as Kim ducked and dodged with a speed unknown to her, while Kim dodged another laser beam, Ron's scooter appeared and she got an idea. "Jim, Tim, we're going to need your rockets. James go get Ron's scooter," Ann ordered as the matriarch of the house, the boys stood firm.
"Understood, my dear!" James said as he waited at the door. Ann opened it wide enough for him to roll and then closed it behind him. He ran and grabbed the scooter and started running back to the garage.
They all started working on Ron's scooter he was holding as they welded the rockets to either side of the vehicle. When they finished, they added the fuel to the scooter.
"Hey, this is the new rocket fuel that I invented, I was wondering where it went, guys?" they both sent their father a shy smile.
The family gathered at the door ready to Kim's surprise, "Ready?" Ann asked her anxious children and husband.
"Ready!" they sang to the twins with the activation button.
"COME ON!" Ann screamed as the boys pressed the button sending the scooter flying toward Ron.
"Kimmie, think fast!" James yelled as he threw a helmet at her.
XX
The ground below Kim's feet exploded as the Devils fired their cannons at him in an attempt to end his life. He missed him, but the force of the explosion was strong enough to send him flying backwards into the Possible car. Breaking the car door in and leaving Kim breathless.
He saw a bush near the fence line and decided that that was the best option at the moment, he ran just as the former's claw hit the ground allowing him to run along his arm and jump on the other directly into the bush. She hid in the bushes waiting for them to shoot at her; They didn't know it, so Kim knew she had a little time before they found her.
She pulled out the Kimmunicator and called Wade "Wade I need help", but stopped when she saw the screen.
"If it has anything to do with Diablo's toys turning into giant robots, then I think we have the same problem," he said with a straight face as the Devil pounded on his desk.
"Well I'm sorry Wade, is there any way to stop them?" she asked the young genius while being attacked by giant robots. "My dad said they are controlled by a signal, right?"
"If you remove the signal, you turn off the robots, but I'm not exactly in a position to track the signal for you!", The robot slamming its fist against the desk proved Wade's point. "Thank goodness I got this titanium desk for a reason," he muttered to himself.
Kim had to think, where could Drakken hide a satellite dish to command all the Devils but remain hidden from view, so he hit him?
"I know where Wade is" with a look of realization on his face.
"Where?" Wade asked surprised that Kim could solve it so quickly.
"Bueno Nacho", she said with the most seriousness on her face. Just then, the bush that kim was hiding behind caught fire, leaving Kim exposed to the Robots who had a flamethrower equipped. "OH Come on! A flamethrower! Seriously!" Kim screamed, she had to stop her tantrum when a metal claw descended into Kim's position, she was lucky enough to dodge the attack and start the game of cat and mouse again. She saw her father come out of the garage.
"Kimmie!" Shouted Mr. Dr. Possible. "Think fast!" Kim's father threw a helmet like Frisbees at his daughter.
Kim grabbed the helmet and put it on her head. Tim pressed a button on a handheld remote control while Jim yelled "Take off!" with a quick movement he caught the handlebar of the scooter. Then he started to dash down the road with the two robots on her heels.
With the helmet firmly on her head, she was able to concentrate on the road as the houses seemed to run through it. It would have been nice too, if it wasn't for the killer robots following her right behind her. She swerved left and right, dodging laser cannons and flamethrowers as she rushed through the streets. Finally, Bueno Nacho appeared when she saw that the sign had changed shape and looked more like an antenna than a giant cue.
"That must be the signal, Rufus!" she called Rufus, who was in her bag "But how do we get it out?" Rufus started pointing at the sign and back at the robots and then hit his small fist with the other hand.
"RAM!" the little one could tell that he was smarter than an average naked mole rat. It only took Kim a second to receive the message and she smiled at the little naked mole rat.
"Good plan! But I need more speed for that. Can you see what you can do?" She said that Rufus was already heading towards the rockets, he pressed both feet on the red rings of the rockets and the flames grew brighter as the Scooter went faster.
Kim leaned back and adjusted the angle of the rockets. The scooter became airborne. In the restaurant, Lars was waiting for the action. Hundreds, maybe thousands of Little Devils were distributed in Middleton. She was almost dancing with joy at the ravages that were to take place in homes across the city. He was glad to have signed with Bueno Nacho after his time in prison. The rumor was that Drakken was recruiting some serious muscles, that something big was going on. The Stoppable boy who appears almost ruins it, the good thing was that he was now at the headquarters of Bueno Nacho under Drakken's surveillance, so Kim Posible would not be warned of an imminent attack.
Lars had just closed Bueno Nacho when he heard a loud rocket-like noise coming from behind him. He turned to see a girl, with a rocket on the way before suddenly flying beside him.
"Aside!" he heard her say before turning around and screaming like a little girl. Just when the Devils crashed into the antenna, completely destroying it. The Devils suddenly stopped moving as electricity began to spark from their bodies, before slowly transforming into harmless little toys. But not before landing on Lars by completely knocking him out.
The scooter came to a sudden stop when he made a small donut on the street. He looked back to see the antenna completely destroyed and Diablo's disabled.
"Ugh ... that was close" she said to herself. Then she realized that he had won, she had actually won against them. It wasn't over but it was a small victory and for the moment it was good enough.
"Wade!" Kim said "are you okay?"
"Yes. The Devils have been disabled. Thanks to you, I suppose." Wade replied as he adjusted his camera
"I think the command signal ends, which is a lot like a good thing." Kim said. "Right? It's over ... right?"
"I'm not so sure, Kim. I mean, those little toys have to be all over the world now!"
"Yes, he will use all the Bueno Nacho branches in the world to give his evil toys"
"It sounds like something Ron would say, but you said it." Wade said. "Wait, I have a message from Monique"
"Call her," Kim said, the Kimmunicator screen changing revealing Monique.
"Kim, something just happened!" Kim's dark-skinned friend didn't look much worse from the wear and tear, as her dress looked a bit charred, and she was holding a shoe. The other was obviously missing.
"Monique!" Kim said. "What happened?"
Monique looked down and spoke in a low voice. "Eric has been kidnapped."
"What!" Kim's eyes widened.
"That Shego girl appeared out of nowhere and took Eric" Monique said.
"Well, she took advantage of the situation when those giant robots attacked and took her away from here."
"If Shego showed up then Drakken must be close, do you know where they went?"
"No ... But while they were flying, that ... Shego threw this on and said 'hand this over to the princess,' and then took off." Monique showed off a portable video player.
"I'm going there" Kim closed the communication.
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