A series of unlikely agreements

by anorc

Just after the battle of Hogwarts, a series of negotiations take place. Harry Potter's money and fame is the prize. Features a Harry, who, like canon Harry when it suits the plot, is a pushover. Ginny Weasley bashing. Just because. Smut, but less than you might expect. Weak chapter to chapter consistency chapters 2,3.4 form a sort-of story. COMPLETE.

1. Chapter 1

The Increasingly unlikely Agreement

Definitely crack.

Harry Potter, immediately after defeating voldemort

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Harry stood in the great hall.

There were rows of the dead, laid out.

Ron had just snogged Hermione. Harry felt tired, blood loss had him a bit woozy.

In the distance, Harry could see the Weasley family standing around Fred's body. Only the fact that George had already lost an ear allowed him to make this discrimination.

"Potter" said a deep female voice by his ear.

Harry startled, turned around and saw a big, bloodstained witch in Hogwarts robes, her brown hair stuck together, her large face dirty. "Hi Millicent" said Harry.

Millicent grabbed Harry by the shirt front "You, Me. Broom closet"

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"And so, after the war, I got engaged to your mother, who'd been working as a nurse in the battlefield hospital" said Harry.