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Harry had a bad feeling in his gut as he sat down to breakfast beside Hermione and Ron. He had another detention last night, his hand stung but he kept his head down as everyone filed in for breakfast. This was one of those days where he knew something bad would happen. It was Halloween, already a bad day for him.
Suddenly, Hermione whispered, "What are they doing here?". Harry looked up to the Weasley family, Remus, Tonks, The Minister, Madame Bones, Moody and Sirius in the form of Padfoot. Harry tensed as he watched them walk through the door.
Umbridge stood, "Minister welcome, to what do we own this honor?"
"Harry Potter." The Minister stated, Harry sat up, looking confused. Something was very wrong. The minister had a plan, and Harry didn't like it one bit.
"Someone from the future has sent back books of Harry's life for us to read. They have been tested, checked for spells and none have been found. The book is the truth, they can not lie."
Umbridge smiled, "Shall we read them."
"There was a note." The Minister pointed to Madame Bones.
She sighed as she read,
Hello everyone.
We have asked all of you here because we have tried everything else but this is the only option left. Now there will be things in these books that most of you will not want to hear, some that you do not wish others to hear but this isn't about you anymore. This is about the future of the Wizarding world. Some of you don't want to hear about Harry, trust us, he doesn't want you to hear it either. You all must sit through these books because of the Minister and Dolarlus Umbridge. During the reading of the books, no points can be taken and no one can be arrested or we will wipe your memories and start all over. Good Luck.
Holding Hope, P. L. W. L.
Harry groaned as he rested his head on the table before him. The Weasleys, Remus, Sirius all sat beside Harry as Tonks, Moody, the Minister, and Madame Bones sat at the Professor table. Harry had some hope. Sirius had told Harry that Madame Bones was fair, as had many other people. The books appeared before Dumbledore who lifted the first one. "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."
Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, ... didn't hold with such nonsense.
Harry groaned, "This is going to be so boring."
Mr. Dursley was the director ... their opinion there was no finer boy anywhere.
Fred and George began laughing. "We have seen him..." George began.
Fred smirked. "he is not small."
Harry interjected, "Hey, that's not true!". Everyone who knew his relatives looked at him in shock. "He's a very healthy size...for a baby orca!".
The Dursleys had ... found out about the Potters.
"There is nothing wrong with the Potters!" shouted Hermione, George, and Fred.
Mrs. Potter was Mrs. Dursley's sister ... husband were as unDursleyish
"Oh, that isn't even a bloody word," Hermione swore.
"Hermione," Molly warned her, Hermione turned to her and glared.
"You are not my mother, Molly. You will not tell me what to do or what not to say. It is bad enough that you are mean to your own children but you will leave me and Harry alone. You are not our mothers." Hermione snapped. She had wanted to say that for a long time. Molly glared at her and opened her mouth but Dumbledore kept reading.
as it was possible to be. The Dursleys ... a large, tawny owl flutter past the window.
"Is that weird?" George asked. Hermione and Harry nodded.
At half-past eight, Mr. Dursley picked ... a cat reading a map.
The Weasley twins yelled, "Minnie!"
"Really boys." Minerva smiled as she shook her head. She didn't mind that much. The nickname reminded her of another group of boys, one permanently split apart.
For a second, Mr. Dursley didn't realize what he had seen ... his mind back on drills.
"Drills?" Arthur asked.
"Write it down and I'll explain later," Hermione told him. He nodded and wrote it on a piece of parchment he pulled out of his pocket.
Mr. Dursley always sat with his back to the window ... when he thought he'd stretch his legs and walk
"He did what?" Harry gasped.
across the road to buy himself a bun from the bakery.
"Oh, the world is right again," Harry whispered, causing the twins and Sirius to laugh. Well, Sirius barked, but it's the thought that counts.
He'd forgotten all about … "— yes, their son, Harry —"
Hermione gasped, "Harry, is it?" Harry nodded.
Mr. Dursley stopped dead. … he wasn't even sure his nephew was called Harry.
"He didn't even know your name!" Hermione yelled! Harry shrugged. "That fat stupid worthless bastard!" Most teachers looked at her with mild disapproval but felt it was deserved under the circumstances.
He'd never even seen the boy. ... "Sorry,"
Harry growled, Neville looked concerned at him but he shook his head.
he grunted, … "Shoo!" said Mr. Dursley loudly.
"Like McGonagall is gonna listen to him," Fred whispered loudly.
The cat didn't move. ... "No," she said sharply. "Why?"
"How rude. To ignore family." Molly sighed.
"Funny stuff on the news," Mr. Dursley … "Harry. Nasty, common name, if you ask me."
"No one asked you." Hermione rolled her eyes. Harry chuckled at her.
"Oh, yes," said Mr. Dursley, ... How very wrong he was.
"Wish he had been right," Harry whispered, making Remus look at him.
Mr. Dursley might have been drifting into an uneasy sleep, ... This man's name was Albus Dumbledore.
"Oh, he knew. He just doesn't care." Harry, Hermione, Luna, and Neville whispered.
Albus Dumbledore didn't seem to realize ... "Fancy seeing you here, Professor McGonagall."
"I knew it!" Fred and George stood up and shouted.
He turned to smile at the tabby, … "A what?"
"Muggle Candy!" Fred answered before anyone could ask.
"A lemon drop. ... The rumor is that Lily and James Potter are — are — that they're — dead."
Harry closed his eyes as Hermione cried out and hugged him. He took deep breaths and when he opened them, everyone was watching him. "I am okay."
Dumbledore bowed his head. ... but how in the name of heaven did Harry survive?"
"I wish I hadn't," Harry whispered. Hermione, hugged him tighter as everyone frowned at his words. Professor Snape was concerned, "Was I wring about Golden Boy's childhood?"
"We can only guess," said Dumbledore. … They're the only family he has left now."
"Worse decision ever," Harry called out, glaring at Dumbledore.
"You don't mean — you can't mean the people who live here?" cried Professor McGonagall, ... I've written them a letter."
"A letter?" Hermione snapped, "What are you stupid?"
"A letter?" repeated Professor McGonagall faintly, ... every child in our world will know his name!"
"Dear Merlin, please no." Harry groaned, Severus rolled his eyes, he must be just acting. But still...
"Exactly," said Dumbledore, … "You think it wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this?"
"Hagrid is the best there is, Minnie," Harry spoke quietly.
"I know."
"I would trust Hagrid with my life," ... "Young Sirius Black lent it to me. I've got him, sir."
"If Sirius wanted me dead, he wouldn't have helped Hagrid get me away," Harry stated to the Minister, who looked confused. Padfoot growled softly but moved closer to Harry.
"No problems, were there?" ... Then, suddenly, Hagrid let out a howl like a wounded dog.
Padfoot whined as if insulted, Harry and Hermione laughed.
"Shhh!" hissed Professor McGonagall, ... "To Harry Potter — the boy who lived!"
"That is such a stupid name!" Harry shouted. "I didn't live, I survived. What the bloody hell is wrong with you people? My parents just died and already, you have my life planned out! Well, guess what, you got it wrong!"
Hermione sighed, "I'll read next, Dumbledore."
"The Vanishing Glass" Hermione began. Harry laughed. Hermione giggled, "Brazil?" Harry nodded.
Nearly ten years had passed ... no sign at all that another boy lived in the house, too.
"I don't like the sound of that." Remus growled.
"Wait, it will get better." Harry whispered but everyone heard him.
Severus turned to him, "Harry?" Shocked at his first name, Harry turned to him. "You weren't spoiled were you?" Harry laughed and shook his head, Severus growled as he turned to Albus, "You lied to me? Why? So I would treat him badly, so I would think he was like his father? What is wrong with you?"
"Severus, please. Not now." Dumbledore interrupted, Severus nodded.
Yet Harry Potter was still there, ... "What did you say?" his aunt snapped through the door.
"Wait, you cooked? At eleven?" Hermione asked, he nodded.
"Nothing, nothing . . ."... started looking for socks.
"Bloody shirt? Wounds? Harry, why?" Hermione gasped as Remus, Padfoot and Bill growled.
"Harry, did they beat you?" Severus asked in a calm voice. Harry gulped, he knew how dangerous that voice was as he nodded. "After this chapter, we'll see how much damage they did."
"Yes professor." Harry nodded.
He found a pair under his bed ... Harry was used to spiders,
"How can you be used to spiders?" Ron and Neville asked, Hermione and Luna laughed at them.
because the cupboard ... where he slept.
"But when we came to rescue you..." Fred began.
"You had a room, it was on the second floor." George stared at him.
Harry sighed, "I lived under the stairs for the first eleven years of my life. I only got the room when the Hogwarts letters started to show up."
When he was dressed ... it involved punching somebody.
"He better not mean you." Neville growled.
Dudley's favorite punching bag was Harry, ... "Comb your hair!" he barked, by way of a morning greeting.
"Never going to happen." Harry, Hermione and Neville sang out causing everyone to laugh.
About once a week, Uncle Vernon ... "So I'll have thirty . . . thirty . . ."
"He can't even count!" Hermione gasped, "Harry is that why you dumb down your homework?" Harry nodded, she rolled her eyes, "Idiot."
"Potter, I expect better of you." Minerva told him, he sighed and nodded.
"Thirty-nine, ... all the cats she'd ever owned.
"There were a lot of cats." Harry told Hermione before she could get on to him.
"Now what?" said Aunt Petunia ... she hates the boy."
"Don't worry, I hate her too." Harry whispered but Remus heard him.
The Dursleys often ... maybe even have a go on Dudley's computer).
"That sounds very Slytherin." A fifth year Slytherin stated, Harry nodded,
Aunt Petunia ... they weren't listening.
"I should though." Harry growled, Hermione laughed.
"I suppose we could take him to the zoo," ... flinging her arms around him.
"Dinky Duddydums?" Fred and George cried out together before they began to laugh.
"I . . . don't . . . want . . . him . . . t-t-to come!" ... Dudley stopped pretending to cry at once.
"Can't cry in front of his friends, not real friends." Luna called out, everyone looked at her like she had lost her mind but Harry nodded.
"Very true, Luna. Good job." Harry smirked as she blushed.
Half an hour later, ... No one ever did.
"They still don't." Harry spat. Severus, Minerva and Hermione all flinched.
The problem was, ... Mrs. Figg's cabbage-smelling living room.
"You jinxed it already, you aren't even at the Zoo?" Ron asked, Harry laughed but nodded.
While he drove, ... motorcycle overtook them.
"Oh, no. Harry you didn't!" Hermione turned to him, knowing how good his memory is. Harry smirked and shrugged. "Oh Bugger."
"I had a dream ... "It was flying."
Padfoot barked out a laughed and nudged Harry with his head.
Uncle Vernon nearly crashed ... dangerous ideas.
"Hermione?" Fred pouted, she sighed.
George got on his knees, "Please?" Hermione looked at them then nodded. They jumped up and did a little dance, making everyone laugh.
It was a very sunny Saturday ... except that it wasn't blond.
"Harry that was mean." Luna said dreamily, everyone looked at her confused until she smirked. "What did the gorilla ever do to you?" Harry laughed.
Harry had the best morning ... its eyes were on a level with Harry's. It winked.
"Harry, don't you dare." Hermione started.
Harry stared. ... winked, too.
Hermione groaned, Harry laughed, "I didn't know."
"Only you Potter." Severus sighed.
The snake jerked its head ... so you've never been to Brazil?"
"You didn't find it odd that you were talking to a snake?" A Hufflepuff asked.
Harry shrugged, "Not really. Snakes are pretty nice."
As the snake shook its head, ... they had leaped back with howls of horror.
"What happened?" Molly gasped, Harry glanced over at her and rolled his eyes.
Harry sat up ... started running for the exits.
"That is amazing Magic, Potter." Severus pointed out, Harry nodded his head.
As the snake slid swiftly past him, ... get him a large brandy.
"Shed?" Remus asked he noticed Harry was shaking so he pulled him close.
Harry stood there in the dark shed for what felt like hours before Vernon opened the door, glaring at him. He stepped inside, flinched on the light, opened up the secret staircase and pushed Harry down. Harry knew better than to move without being told, so he stayed as Vernon walked down the stairs, shut the door and walked over to a closet and pulled out a whip. "Undress boy, now." Harry stood up, undressed and stood there waiting for the pain he knew so well. Harry bit his lip as the first hit came to his back. Hermione's voices broke as she closed her eyes against the tears. Harry stood only moving from the force of the hits, Harry lost trace at number twenty-four because Vernon pushed him to the ground. Harry's whole body tensed as he heard shuffling behind him. Vernon had never let him fall to the ground before, this was new and it scared him. Suddenly... Hermione broke off as she stared at the book.
"Hermione, what is it?" Ron asks as he moves over to see but Harry got there first.
Harry took the book as he stood behind Hermione and read with a weak voice. Suddenly there was the weight of Vernon's body on top of Harry's, he couldn't breathe. "You deserve this boy. This will show you who the man is here. You will do as your told or this is what you will get." Harry was confused until Vernon slammed into Harry. Harry cried out as Vernon took his innocence from him there on the dirt floor in the dark shed. Harry cried out for a savior that never came. The pain was almost to much for Harry but then Vernon reached his climax and grunted as he relaxed against Harry. Vernon stood up, "Tell anyone what happened here and it will be worse next time boy. Get up, get dressed and go to your cupboard. No food until I say so. Remember no one is coming for you, you are mine to do with what I please." With that Vernon left Harry there.
"What!?" Draco stood to his feet. "How dare you leave Harry there!" He shouted at Dumbledore. "What gave you the right to decide Harry's Life when his parents already settled it in their will. Why was Harry with these monsters instead of the Will being read? He could have been killed!"
"Draco..." Severus started as Blaise pulled Draco into his seat.
"NO!" Draco stood up, walked across the room to Harry, sat beside Padfoot and hugged Harry, who was crying. "You're all monsters."
"Albus Dumbledore, Harry was in your care and you let this happen." Madam Bones stated, "After the books are read, you will be investigated." There was a tiny pop before two pieces of Parchment landed next to Madam Bones. She picked them up and read the first one:
Dear Harry, Forgive us for this pain but it had to be done now you can hear your parents will, and wrong can be righted after all these years. Minister Fudge, remember two years ago when Harry told you a story, here is your proof. P. L. W. L.
She lifted the second one, it opened itself and the voice of James Potter called out.
This is the last Will and Testament of Lily and James Potter. Let all others before this be null and void.
First, let it be known that Peter Pettigrew was our secret Keeper, not Sirius Black. Our witness to this change was Albus Dumbledore.
To Sirius, my best friend, I leave you the Potter Manor so that Harry can grow up in our home. You have enough money but until Harry is of age, then you are in control of the vaults and properties.
To Remus, My dear friend, Forgive me. I should have never listened to Dumbledore. Help Sirius raise Harry so that he isn't a prat like me. I leave you the Potter Cottage and all of its grounds. Run free ol' friend.
To Severus Snape, I have wronged you and for that, I can't be sorry enough, we leave you Lily's potion notes and her lab that lies on the grounds of the Potter Manor, It is my hope that you help raise Harry as well, for Lily.
To Peter Pettigrew, we leave nothing just the hope that you get a cell in Azkaban. We trusted you and you betrayed us.
Never is Harry allowed to be placed with, visited by and even in the same block of Petunia Dursley or her family. They hate magic and can not be trusted to not harm Harry. On my magic, so mote it be."
Hermione stood, "We told you that Sirius was innocent but you wouldn't admit your fault!"
Madam Bones turned to the Minister, "The proof is before us, Sirius Black is now a free and clear man. He is Lord Black and can not be arrested."
"Yes Madam Bones." The Minister stated, seconds later Padfoot transformed into Sirius Black.
Everyone gasped as he knelt beside Harry, hugging both Harry and Draco. "I swear to you, Harry. That no one will ever touch you again." Sirius whispered to him as Remus gripped his shoulder tight. "We Promise. Hermione would continue reading?"
"Of course Sirius." Hermione picked up the book again.
Harry had yet to move. … nobody liked to disagree with Dudley's gang.
Severus stood from his seat, walked to Sirius and tapped his shoulder. Sirius lifted Harry into his arms and turned to Severus as Poppy appeared beside him with a potion. Severus took it, lifted Harry's head. "Drink it, Harry, it will help us."
Harry opened his mouth and drank it, moments later his whole body began to glow. Severus waved his wand and a list appeared in hands. Sirius put Harry down beside Hermione and Draco, who held him close, as he turned to read the list as Severus read out loud to Madam Bones.
Body:
Severe starvation
Lacerations on back and chest
Old broken wrist
Broken leg
Welts on back
Dog bite to both legs
Rape
Broken ribs
Severe headache
Minor bleeding from lightning bolt scar
Magical Core nearly drained
Coma
Severe starvation
Sun burn to back of the neck
Minor bump on the head
Minor Concussion
Broken right arm
Right arm de-boned (fixed with Skelegrow)
The same arm punctured by a foot-long Basilisk fang
"What?" Sirius shouted.
"Second year," Hermione whispered, Sirius, nodded.
The same arm fixed with Phoenix tears
Attacked by Dementors multiple times.
Broken ribs Attacked by the Whomping Willow
Almost kissed by dementors
Scar irritation
Starvation
Put under the Imperious Curse
Broken Leg
Lash to right forearm
Put under the Cruciartus Curse three times
Put under the Imperious Curse Concussion
Attacked by Dementors
Starvation
Magic:
Animagus form: Ice Phoenix: Fully blocked
Wandless and Wordless Magic: Fully blocked
Mage Sight and Sense Magic: Fully blocked
Parselmagic: Partially blocked
Natural Occlumency/Legilimency: Fully blocked
Severus lowered the parchment, "I think that will help you in your search Amelia."
"Yes, Severus." Madam Bones nodded slowly, wiping a tear from her eye. "Let's give Harry some time before we read again. Shall we eat?"
Food appeared on the tables and students began to slowly eat as Harry reached for a plate. Draco helped him grabbed food, "You need to eat, Harry."
"Thanks, Draco," Harry whispered as Hermione helped him sit up to eat.
Sirius sat beside Remus, "How did no one see, Remus? What else has he suffered?"
"Don't worry we have him now, he is safe with us," Remus stated as Severus took the parchment to Madam Bones and sat back in his seat. Everyone ate slowly getting back to normal as Harry began to talk to Draco and Hermione. When all the food was gone, Sirius grabbed the book to read.
Chapter 4 - Letters from No one
"The Hogwarts letters?" Hermione asked Harry nodded.
"Why is there more than one?" Neville asked. Harry chuckled."You'll see."
The escape of the Brazilian boa constrictor ... Harry Hunting.
"That is not a sport!" someone shouted.
This was why Harry ... "Want to come upstairs and practice?"
Sirius growled, "He better not."
"No, thanks," ... Dudley could work out what he'd said.
Fred and George laughed, Remus shook his head, "Nice one Harry."
One day in July, ... "I didn't realize it had to be so wet."
"Harry..." Hermione warned.
Harry shrugged, "I was ten."
"Don't be stupid," ... a letter for Harry.
"Is that new to you Harry?" Neville asked? Harry nodded.
Harry picked it up ... addressed so plainly there could be no mistake:
Mr. H. Potter
The Cupboard under the Stairs
4 Privet Drive
Little Whinging
Surrey
"How did no one see that?" Several people shouted.
"It is a magicked quill that will be watched from now on," Minerva stated everyone nodded.
The envelope ... He chuckled at his own joke.
Fred and George became pale, "That was a joke?" they whispered.
"No, he just thought he was funny." Harry smiled at them.
Harry went back ... yellow envelope.
"Harry, not there!" Remus cried.
Harry laughed, "I know that now."
Uncle Vernon ripped ... "Dad, Harry's got something!"
"Shut up idiot," Hermione growled, Harry stared at her. She shrugged, "What?"
"You get scared when you are angry," Harry told her, Draco nodded.
Harry was on the point ... "Vernon! Oh my goodness Vernon!"
"Nightmares!" Harry shuddered.
They stared ... "as it's mine."
"Oh no!" Ron cried in mock horror.
Hermione gasps, "It is coming..."
"Everyone run for cover." Neville pretended to faint.
Ginny began to shake, "We will never make it in time..."
"Get out, both of you," croaked Uncle Vernon, ... its envelope.
"Save yourselves..." George began.
Fred began to fake cry. "it's too late for us."
"It's the Harry Potter rage!" Draco cried out as he hides behind Hermione. Harry glared at them.
Harry ... he shouted.
The seven teens gasped and pretended to fall out of their chairs. Harry growled, "It is not that bad."
"Really Harry? Third-year, Hogsmeade, in front of the Shrieking Shack." Hermione whispered.
"Second year, Field," Draco whispered, all the teens minus the twins flinched.
"This year, Umbridge's class, ALL YEAR!" Neville stressed.
Harry sighed, "Okay, Okay I get it. I have a bad temper. At least I didn't set a teacher on fire!"
"Harry!" Hermione growled. "We will deal with that when it comes. Please continue Mr. Longbottom."
"Let me see it!" ... we'd stamp out that dangerous nonsense?"
"Stomp it out!" Sirius roared, "Dumbledore, tell me how Harry was safe with them! Did you not check on him?"
Dumbledore looked lost as the twinkle had long left his eyes, he looked to Harry. "I have failed you, there is nothing that I can say to make it better. What has been done is unforgivable."
That evening ... you moved into Dudley's second bedroom."
"They had a second unused bedroom this whole time!?" Molly screamed.
"Why?" ... 'Mr. H. Potter, The Smallest Bedroom, 4 Privet Drive...' "
"Idiot." Ron whispered.
With a strangled cry, ... grabbed Uncle Vernon around the neck from behind.
"Getting some practice in for later?" Hermione laughed.
After a minute of ... He had a plan.
"Oh no." Hermione and Neville groaned.
"Shut up." Harry glared at them.
The repaired alarm clock ... turning on any of the lights.
"Good so far." Neville whispered, Harry reached over and hit him.
He was going to wait for the postman ... "AAAAARRRGH!"
"Please be his face, Please be his face, Please be his..." Hermione chanted but stop when everyone looked at her, she shrugged. "What?"
Harry leapt into the air; ... had been his uncle's face.
"YES!" Hermione shouted jumping up and down, causing the Weasley boys to laugh at her.
Uncle Vernon had been ... tearing the letters into pieces before his eyes.
"Jerk." Luna whispered.
Uncle Vernon didn't go to work ... things began to get out of hand.
"Began to..." George looked at Harry.
"...get out of hand." Fred laughed.
Twenty-four letters ... "no damn letters today..."
"He's cracked," George stated.
Fred looked at his brother and nodded, "For the marmalade on the newspaper or the no post on Sundays?"
George looked at Fred and smiled, "For thinking he could out smart Minnie."
Something came whizzing ... leapt into the air trying to catch one... "Out! OUT!"
"Harry, the air?" Hermione groaned.
Charlie smirked, "It's reflex for us."
Harry nodded, "I didn't even think, just jumped."
Uncle Vernon seized Harry ... I want to stay somewhere with a television."
"Aw poor thing, you're just going to die aren't you?" Ginny growled.
Monday. ... you weren't eleven every day.
"Happy Birthday Harry!" Neville, Luna, Hermione and the Twins yelled.
Uncle Vernon was ... thin package
"Tell me that is not what I think it is?" Hermione whispered, Harry looked at her and gave her a small smile.
and didn't answer ... most ragged blanket.
"This is why you were the smallest, skinniest and whitest child in our year, isn't it?" Draco asked, Harry nodded.
The storm raged ... one . . . BOOM.
"What? What happened?" Sirius asked.
"Hold on Sirius, it will tell us." Remus chuckled, Sirius glared at him.
The whole shack ... knocking to come in.
Chapter 5 - The Keeper of the Keys
"I'll read." Bill Weasley called out, Sirius gave him the book.
BOOM. They knocked again. ... "I warn you, I'm armed!"
"A gun! Is he crazy?" Hermione screamed.
There was a pause. ... "Who are you?"
"Harry!" Hermione groaned.
"I was in shock, give me a break." He shrugged.
The giant chuckled. ... "Don't touch anything he gives you, Dudley."
"Like he needs it!" Neville spat, Harry laughed.
The giant ... eyes off the giant.
"Sweet! I think like Hagrid!" Neville air pumped.
Finally, as nobody ... All what?" asked Harry.
"Oh, Hagrid won't like that." Remus stated.
"ALL WHAT?" ... do math and stuff."
"And stuff?"
"In shock!"
But Hagrid simply waved his hand ... An' I reckon it's abou' time yeh read yer letter."
"Finally!" The twins cried out, laughing at each other.
Harry stretched out his hand ... Harry could read upside down:
"You can read that?!" Ron, Hermione, Neville and the Twins ask. Harry nodded.
Dear Professor Dumbledore, ... can't go off ter Hogwarts not knowin'."
"Oh, that would have sucked." Ron whispered.
"Just imagine that, the horror." Hermione shook her head.
He threw a dirty look ... Who?"
"Ten Gallons, Harry get's him to say." Draco smiled.
"No way, we have tried for years." Fred put Ten Gallons on the table with Draco.
"I'm with Draco on this. Harry can do anything." George placed his down.
"I'm with Fred." Neville put his in. Hermione grabbed them all and turned to Bill.
Bill smirked at her, she blushed.
"Well I don' like sayin' ... All right... Voldemort."
"No way." Fred cried as Hermione split the money between Draco and George.
"Told you," George whispered.
Hagrid shuddered. ... but somethin' about you stumped him, all right."
"Wasn't me," Harry growled.
Hagrid looked at Harry ... I AM NOT PAYING FOR SOME CRACKPOT OLD FOOL To TEACH HIM MAGIC TRICKS!" yelled Uncle Vernon.
"Oh no he did it now." Fred and George whispered
But he had finally gone too far. ... Uncle Vernon roared.
"Hagrid is awesome," Colin yelled vehemently.
Pulling Aunt Petunia and Dudley ... were you expelled?"
"He will never tell." the Weasley boys, Sirius and Remus stated, they saw the smirk on Harry, Hermione and Ron's faces. "He tells you?"
"Next year. Kinda." Ron whispers. They groan as the Professors look worried.
"It's gettin' late ... one o' the pockets."
Bill passes the book to Charlie, who reads the title of the chapter and smiles.
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